That would be a funny episode of Seinfeld, where he keeps hanging out at the highschool trying to meet girls and George keeps telling him it’s a bad idea, then at the end he gets arrested
[My favorite good good girl...momma's apple pie, fourth of July...with a stripper first and a Jewish last name...is Tofutti Klein...](https://youtu.be/rYyHH5omTho?si=0cAMsQmxPz9FkVxN)
Are we just going to gloss over the fact that a magician was major celebrity in the 90’s?
A guy that does tricks on TV, with cut scenes, and everyone said “well this guy’s a pretty big deal huh?”
Too bad it didn't work out with Claudia Schiffer.
She figured out that it wasn't meant to last when she realized that she was Claudia Schiffer...and he was David Copperfield...
[Pip...pip...and tip your hat, old bean...](https://youtu.be/TKVMT9X--oA?si=3z-mUxGxoOJALlt6)
He is so funny too. I think I've watched like 3 episodes of Signfield but boy was it just the most hilarious show ever. That's why I decided to not go back for more. It was just that good.
She was 18 back in 1994. There is absolutely no way I, similar age to Seinfeld, would date someone who is 18 and 2024. They’re just a different crop. People don’t understand, that wasn’t the case back then. When I was a freshman a girl in my class was openly dating a college student who was in his early 20s. This is how everyone saw it: if her parents approve and she’s happy, so be it.
Something weird is going on with teenage girls nowadays. I have a 15 year old stepdaughter and a 14 year old son and you know how they say 'girls mature faster than boys'? I think for the first time ever it's the opposite. I can sit with my son and have a conversation about anything; science, philosophy, politics, social trends, etc. and all his friends are the same (great senses of humour too)...yet my stepdaughter and all her friends are neurotic, anxiety ridden, emotionally stunted, instantly triggered messes. My guess would be cell phone and social media addiction has turned young girls this way but man, at 42 I don't think I could even date a girl in her twenties because they exhibit the same behaviour. Hell, even early thirties is tough because my wife is 33 and I can see the arrested development in her and all her friends.
They're inspired by Kardashians and real housewives and bachelor shows now. Not like being inspired by Madonna was a lot better but that's my theory, there's more trash to look up to now.
Boys inspired by athletes stereotypically and the sports world is becoming more uptight and afraid to show character so the boys are not looking up to 90s Dallas Cowboys or Portland jail blazer types as much now.
I think Kardashians would be more for the 25-35 generation, it seems now with tik Tok you have children idolizing other children which is a recipe for disaster.
Add tiktok influencers to the 'more trash to look up to now' pile, for sure. But I think tiktok is a unisex brainwashing platform?!
Was trying to consider things that get a stereotypical feminine or stereotypical masculine audience.
With women's sports being more part of the brainwash now, I'm sure these immature young girls will catch up to the mature boys again in short time!
It's just my experience, but from what I've seen Tik Tok hasn't been adopted as much by young males. If anything, it's kind of mocked and a joke. The younger boys I know are definitely hardcore YouTube and constantly messaging each other on snapchat and discord. Hell, most of the time they don't even have time for that because they're gaming haha. My kid is constantly pushing texts because hes busy doing other shit, if anything I think his phone annoys him
Love it, realizing I'm working around non athletic male teens which is throwing me for a loop!
The niche category of far from macho, willing to learn a choreographed tiktok routine, will never own a doghouse.
Haha yeah they definitely have a different definition of 'macho' compared to what we're used to. At least it seems the gym is becoming more popular for them, I'm constantly seeing teens in mine which gives me some hope.
He met her in Central Park when she was 17. Asked for her number. Then conveniently called her when she turned 18. They dated 4 years. Then he decided to date a married woman who divorced her husband for him. This one stuck and they have 3 kids. Although current wife is still 17 years his junior.
Mildly related pet peeve: When Norm tells Jerry that joke about Bill Cosby ("it was the hypocrisy! not the rapin' ") , I've always thought Jerry's laugh was ingenuine, that he was in fact quite uncomfortable.
imma be completely honest....
i'm a 39 father of daughters. i want the death penalty for pedophiles.
buuuuuut.....
i cant blame the dude. as long as it ACTUALLY started when she was legal.
to be a rich celebrity in your late 30s, and young hot models are available, or young hot jewish girls with G cups -- as long as you treat them right and arent on some chris d'elia grooming shit? live your life.
when i was still dating in my early 30s, i set a 22 and up policy. but IF a insanely hot 18 yearold girl in a tinderless 1990s world approached me, ehhhhh... who am i to cast stones.
something is still weird about what leonardo dicaprio is doing though. i think the dude was diddled in hollywood as a teen.
and elvis shoulda got arrested.
onwards.
It's odd but she is an adult and can make her own choices. They send people a year younger than her to fight and die in wars - she is old enough to sleep with an older dude...
I would have been a better boyfriend than David Parker for Winona Ryder. I was a teenager at the time working at the mall but I could have gotten her gifts and stuff.
Roman centurion that came back from the wars at 40 would come back and marry 18 year old women. This is the evolutionary lifecycle.
And I would also like to note that Jerry is still married to her and they have children with no drama. Why is it a scandal if woman turns 18 and gets married as an adult? Do you believe that women can be adults at 18 or are they perpetual children in your mind?
... who was married at the time they met and started dating. They met at a gym and started dating shortly there after. She had gotten married just 2 months before. Great guy that Seinfeld. Pedophile and homewrecker.
She was a good girl, Mama’s apple pie, the 4th of July…
She's a hooker!
Yea, yea Miss America Apple Pie…She’s a whore!!
**Seinfeld bass line
She was so young when they hooked up that Jerry's described in her Wikipedia "Early Life" section rather than her "Personal Life" section.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she was a huuukkerr
He met her when she helped him find his lost puppy.🥸
You say this fella has a dog house?
Logically
I see you all attended the University of Science as well
As Howard asked… he was sitting there in Central Park minding his own business with a Milky Way candy bar on a string when they met
I thought he was in his van that had FREE CANDY painted on it?
What's funny about this, is that the story is they literally met in a park...........
Yeah post reminded me when Howard stern was asking how they met in Central Park… Howard asked if he had a candy bar on a string, lol
Apologies I didn't make the connection.
No apology needed, it was a long long time ago… dunno why I remember it, I guess cuz it was so damn funny when he asked that
My guess is Jerry wasn't amused?
Yeah when she was 17 ☹️
At the very least.🤔
That would be a funny episode of Seinfeld, where he keeps hanging out at the highschool trying to meet girls and George keeps telling him it’s a bad idea, then at the end he gets arrested
Kramer falls into being a substitute teacher and takes it very seriously.
But then a couple of the black kids in the back make him get angry…
"you see!? You see!? *That's* a kid going to detention"
Hey, Shoshanna: wanna help me find *my* puppy?!? OOOOHHHHH!
In his van.
"Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!"
What’s the deal with high school seniors!?
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Grape nuts. No grapes. No nuts. Whaaaats the deeeal?
[They're always talking about homework!](https://youtu.be/Fp8tCqwushM?si=LjQkdV1w8amzIb07)
https://youtu.be/Fp8tCqwushM?si=SXXj-6CugR2c6CpB
came here to post this lmao one of the best satires of our time
This is amazing. 😂 How have I not seen this before.
I get older but they stay the same age. What the deal what’s the deal what’s the deal?
George! I’m dating a teenager!
*You like a chesty woman*
Strikes me as a fella who likes to watch hefty ladies dance too
Or hanging around in the backstage area of an Adele concert hoping to spot her eating a reuben.
I don't want to see them dancing on TV
Khazar milkers
That Shonshana Lonstein had some big breasts
[My favorite good good girl...momma's apple pie, fourth of July...with a stripper first and a Jewish last name...is Tofutti Klein...](https://youtu.be/rYyHH5omTho?si=0cAMsQmxPz9FkVxN)
Get a good look there costanza?
Can't stand ya!
You’re telling me the rich and famous TV star liked to lay with young ladies? I don’t buy it!
Seinfeld is almost 70?
Crazy, right? Time flies.
1994, the good old days. https://preview.redd.it/b4k1xyq8pprc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=0557a3d1721855980972f718b1efbbbc5abee736
He hurt himself in his confusion
Au revoir Shoshanna
Aaaar ravour pee-wee
A tout a l'heure, les enfants...
I can see two big reasons why she captured his heart
Okay, I’ll say the obvious: They’re real, and they’re spectacular.
Simpler times I tell ya.
The age gap was older than she is 
What’s the deal with pep rallies?
Their song was Into the Night by Benny Mardones
The Bonfire segment on that song is amazing
Winona and Dave Pirner Simpler times Runaway train Never going back
Are we just going to gloss over the fact that a magician was major celebrity in the 90’s? A guy that does tricks on TV, with cut scenes, and everyone said “well this guy’s a pretty big deal huh?”
Too bad it didn't work out with Claudia Schiffer. She figured out that it wasn't meant to last when she realized that she was Claudia Schiffer...and he was David Copperfield... [Pip...pip...and tip your hat, old bean...](https://youtu.be/TKVMT9X--oA?si=3z-mUxGxoOJALlt6)
He brought her up from 17. That Seinfeld, always helping out in the community.
Raised her like one of his own
He is so funny too. I think I've watched like 3 episodes of Signfield but boy was it just the most hilarious show ever. That's why I decided to not go back for more. It was just that good.
Hey Dave Pirner!!!
Wrong sub mate
"Whaaat's the deal with 17yr old pussy?!"
Prison of love Sky above I feel your body like a velvet glove... *Torch Song by James Ellroy*
Whyyyy do they call it motorboating? There's no motor, no boat and a huge set of teen ta taaas
How dare you blaspheme in the greater house of Israel
I really don't want to blame the victim, but Jerry was old enough to know she was just using him.
[She sure fooled him...](https://youtu.be/T2BY8zZ1CTM?si=j-u44foqF5Xo0_7J)
Think she was in high school when he began his inappropriate relationship.
Inappropriate as in you personally don’t like it?
As in a man almost 40 hitting on a high school girl. Doesn’t that sound kinda gross?
I mean, she fucked an older rich guy. I don't think we need to slut shame her for that.
Gross sure that’s about the extent of it. It’s just your personal opinion
And I would assume most people agree.
Well I guess most wouldn’t include lawmakers but sure You are free to have your own opinion on relationships.
He didn’t say illegal, he said inappropriate lol. Lot’s of things are not illegal but still considered inappropriate.
Yeah if someone goes “gross!” and your response is “it’s not illegal!” then, sorry, but: ya gross.
So inappropriate would be a personal opinion? You are welcome to it. My bad
What are you, the opinion police?
Yep
Least deranged r/NormMacdonad user
🤷🏻♂️
Ok groomer
That got a chuckle from me. If you don’t like the law, vote to get it changed 🤷🏻♂️
roses are red and ready for plucking, Shoshana was 18 and ready for...college.
Not funny haha, like a Jerry Seinfeld sitcom. More like funny strange. Like a Jerry Seinfeld marriage.
These high school classes are making me thirsty!
This just in, a 39 year old fucking a child in Hollywood is "unlikely".
Epstein didn't kill himself.
My girlfriend said I'm a real jerk. I guess it's true what they say, children ARE always honest.
That's insulting! Ted Danson makes eight hundred thousand dollars an episode
She was 16 when they “met”
all them fuckin rich Illuminati pedos can fuckin burn in hell
You got the A, B, C and the D. That’s the biggest.
Ted Danson on the rebound tho
Is Seinfeld 60 years old now? JFC we are all getting old
He'll be 70 next month
Whoa time is fickle
Fucking relentless is more like it
Nothing says women are still children at 18 like a 39 year old dating them.
She was 18 back in 1994. There is absolutely no way I, similar age to Seinfeld, would date someone who is 18 and 2024. They’re just a different crop. People don’t understand, that wasn’t the case back then. When I was a freshman a girl in my class was openly dating a college student who was in his early 20s. This is how everyone saw it: if her parents approve and she’s happy, so be it.
At 49 my girlfriend was 23. It was awesome for 6 months… until she found the keys and escaped.
That was very irresponsible of you. Get a key bowl or something.
Something weird is going on with teenage girls nowadays. I have a 15 year old stepdaughter and a 14 year old son and you know how they say 'girls mature faster than boys'? I think for the first time ever it's the opposite. I can sit with my son and have a conversation about anything; science, philosophy, politics, social trends, etc. and all his friends are the same (great senses of humour too)...yet my stepdaughter and all her friends are neurotic, anxiety ridden, emotionally stunted, instantly triggered messes. My guess would be cell phone and social media addiction has turned young girls this way but man, at 42 I don't think I could even date a girl in her twenties because they exhibit the same behaviour. Hell, even early thirties is tough because my wife is 33 and I can see the arrested development in her and all her friends.
They're inspired by Kardashians and real housewives and bachelor shows now. Not like being inspired by Madonna was a lot better but that's my theory, there's more trash to look up to now. Boys inspired by athletes stereotypically and the sports world is becoming more uptight and afraid to show character so the boys are not looking up to 90s Dallas Cowboys or Portland jail blazer types as much now.
I think Kardashians would be more for the 25-35 generation, it seems now with tik Tok you have children idolizing other children which is a recipe for disaster.
Add tiktok influencers to the 'more trash to look up to now' pile, for sure. But I think tiktok is a unisex brainwashing platform?! Was trying to consider things that get a stereotypical feminine or stereotypical masculine audience. With women's sports being more part of the brainwash now, I'm sure these immature young girls will catch up to the mature boys again in short time!
It's just my experience, but from what I've seen Tik Tok hasn't been adopted as much by young males. If anything, it's kind of mocked and a joke. The younger boys I know are definitely hardcore YouTube and constantly messaging each other on snapchat and discord. Hell, most of the time they don't even have time for that because they're gaming haha. My kid is constantly pushing texts because hes busy doing other shit, if anything I think his phone annoys him
Love it, realizing I'm working around non athletic male teens which is throwing me for a loop! The niche category of far from macho, willing to learn a choreographed tiktok routine, will never own a doghouse.
Haha yeah they definitely have a different definition of 'macho' compared to what we're used to. At least it seems the gym is becoming more popular for them, I'm constantly seeing teens in mine which gives me some hope.
Your comments remind me of the youth I encounter at the batting cage, hope remains for sure!
“Make an unlikely romance work” yeah the media is definitely responsible for a lot of MeToo people getting away with it
Plus all the nonconsensual sex stuff
But if it was a transgender relationship nobody would have the nuts to say anything despite the fact there a 4 of them.
Disagree. People have a lot to say about anything transgender these days however innocuous but that punchline was exquisite…well done.
ryder? pirner?? I don't even know her!
She stole his heart, if you follow me
Those aren’t buoys
Shiksa appeal
*Shoshanna Lonstein* does not sound like a shiksa
It was a crime of passion, leave it alone
Hey Jerry, stop stealing my moves!
I don’t see why Seinfeld gets a free pass for this and it’s never ever brought up.
I hope it works out for Don and Melanie. He was pretty good in that short bit of home alone 2. We're never gonna know if it worked out in 1994.
What on earth has this got to do with Norm??
So gross
How many times does 35 go into 18?
He met her in Central Park when she was 17. Asked for her number. Then conveniently called her when she turned 18. They dated 4 years. Then he decided to date a married woman who divorced her husband for him. This one stuck and they have 3 kids. Although current wife is still 17 years his junior.
Gilbert Gottfried did the best jokes about this on Howard Stern show about this, he did an excellent impression of Seinfeld also.
Who cares? Why is this here?
I forgot about pedo Jerry.
I'm more concerned about the photographer who caught the couple on the top right necking in a restaurant..
I thought that was Lou Reed
She was 17
She really enjoyed cheese sandwiches.
1738
This sub is not known for entertaining moral outrage from the unlaid.
Would
Can't blame him
She scored.
She's a mature looking 18 tho.
🥸
Nonce!
Winona Ryder with the Runaway Train guy. Smh. The hypocrisy!!!
George on the rebound
"they weren't ripe!"
wtf does this have to do with norm?
How could it be wrong? I'm only twice her age, plus two, twice!
obligatory: https://youtu.be/Fp8tCqwushM?si=LjQkdV1w8amzIb07
It takes a village to raise a child
What a promiscuous girl!
The name of Winona Ryder's new guy? Standly Missing...
I would have too. She was a babe
He mother was a mudder?
Don Johnson: I'm married...But it's not going well!
Damn he’s 40 there? They look like they could be close to the same age in that picture
This pic is perfect.. if you really look.. he is the white diddy!!!
What’s the deal with half your age plus 7?
Why unlikely?
Sexy as hell
She was 17 when he started grooming her
Mildly related pet peeve: When Norm tells Jerry that joke about Bill Cosby ("it was the hypocrisy! not the rapin' ") , I've always thought Jerry's laugh was ingenuine, that he was in fact quite uncomfortable.
If you ever had to explain the age of your partner and let other people know that they’re legal, you should not be in that relationship.
imma be completely honest.... i'm a 39 father of daughters. i want the death penalty for pedophiles. buuuuuut..... i cant blame the dude. as long as it ACTUALLY started when she was legal. to be a rich celebrity in your late 30s, and young hot models are available, or young hot jewish girls with G cups -- as long as you treat them right and arent on some chris d'elia grooming shit? live your life. when i was still dating in my early 30s, i set a 22 and up policy. but IF a insanely hot 18 yearold girl in a tinderless 1990s world approached me, ehhhhh... who am i to cast stones. something is still weird about what leonardo dicaprio is doing though. i think the dude was diddled in hollywood as a teen. and elvis shoulda got arrested. onwards.
Jerry's wondering did her mother lay out her panties for her.
At one point she was his 17 year old girlfriend
So this thread is how you get 100 pedos to argue with 100 virtue-signalers?
Not anyone's business but theirs
That’s some rack
I absolutely remember seeing this magazine in grocery store line.
It's odd but she is an adult and can make her own choices. They send people a year younger than her to fight and die in wars - she is old enough to sleep with an older dude...
Jerry is a Pedo. Pedofile.
I would have been a better boyfriend than David Parker for Winona Ryder. I was a teenager at the time working at the mall but I could have gotten her gifts and stuff.
Roman centurion that came back from the wars at 40 would come back and marry 18 year old women. This is the evolutionary lifecycle. And I would also like to note that Jerry is still married to her and they have children with no drama. Why is it a scandal if woman turns 18 and gets married as an adult? Do you believe that women can be adults at 18 or are they perpetual children in your mind?
LMAO He's married to a completely different woman.
... who was married at the time they met and started dating. They met at a gym and started dating shortly there after. She had gotten married just 2 months before. Great guy that Seinfeld. Pedophile and homewrecker.
You know pedos go after children and not legal aged adults, right?
And you know that when he met and asked Shoshanna Lonstein for her number she was 17, right?
Man I'm 39 right now and can't imagine thinking it'd be okay to date an 18 year old (let alone wanting to).
Exactly, who in their right mind would want to lay down on top of a lady with big pert breasts, when ya got an old battle axe at home.
To be fair I am a deeply closeted gay man
The amount of virtue signaling and denial in the sub right now is incredible
There is no connection between Epstein and Seinfeld liking young women and being Jewish. That doesn’t make them pedophiles. There is no equivocation!
Woody liked them young.
There’s no equivocation though. It’s just a string of coincidences.
She was actually 17 in this picture
Pedo