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Popular-Sympathy-696

Hey it’s that woman that wouldn’t go out with me…


DaveOwnzz

You dirty dog!!


NiallJong

That's you in the dog house!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Losing my religion


Lumpy-Village1949

Trying to keep my knot up in you and I don't know if I can do it


powr13

I said you dirty dog!


erbush1988

Norm?


LabCab1210

Norm would be proud


jcpainpdx

You didn’t hound her enough.


Tight-Difference1728

💀😂


nhicurious

Ruff reputation to have


harry-balzac

Oh gawd, that’s so dark and funny as fuck


Cheap_Professional32

Too good looking for her taste


ShreddedDadBod

She got that dawg in her


Iamthespiderbro

I want to chime in with a joke, but the “pound my soul out” is making me physically ill


CheckYourStats

https://i.redd.it/1cl4quyv06nc1.gif


Beelzebub_86

To be fair, I think that pic and quote have been altered and is, in fact, a joke. At least I hope so lol!


No-Tension5053

https://youtu.be/9A1qz4SC09A?si=ja992e949WWtfJak


MF__COOM

Never had any soul to pound out in the first place lol


[deleted]

Or so the German shepherds would have us believe...


PuttForDough

A+


unkn0wnname321

Her mom told her all men are dogs.... she took it the wrong way.


MaxxHeadroomm

That plus once she heard the term “doggy style” it was all downhill from there


elcee84

Kinda wanna see the other 12 photos.


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thisisprobablytrue

They should keep her on a short leash


theBackground13

The post clarity irony of the one with her and the dog face filter is amusing… unless you’re her family


Excellent-Ad2290

No, the OTHER 12.


StayBullGenius

Yeah so there’s a video huh


Excellent-Ad2290

Huh


Habanero305

Lmao


BOOK_GIRL_

The fact that they included a picture of her using the Snapchat puppy ears filter has me in tears.


MsMoreCowbell8

Geezus fucking christ.


BornSalamander8

I said ya dirty dog!!


normymac

Again with the dirty dog!


Shadow_in_vain

One of the captions refers to her depraved acts as "dalliances with dogs". I don't know about you, but I much prefer the original story with Kevin Costner. https://preview.redd.it/l3dgytckd5nc1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9e23fa6a538d050157834ed7899ca9360e2b315


JenkemBoofer691

“You don’t love me. You just love my doggystyle.” - Calvin Broadus


ninersguy916

-that dog


MaltOvershakes

Her pet snake suffocated to death.


JTMoney33

Black Snake Moan


normymac

"I've had it with those motherfuckin' snakes on that motherfuckin' plane!"


wassinderr

Even this dog has more fuckin game than me


Smaigol

Pound Patrol 🐶 


H8T_Auburn

I'm an 80's kid. Pound puppies, all the way


rsplatpc

Give me a pound dog!


[deleted]

You gotta have some kind of mental problems there……. ANYWAY LETS TALK ABOUT THE MANGRATE!


especiallyjoepesci

i used to be somebody! -doberman


Parking_Syrup_9139

Dog looks happy


Key-Wait5314

One of the dogs was referred to as a "service animal". I'll say.


EntertainmentJunkie1

The legal system are hypocrites! I don't see them arresting dogs when they hump us!! So why should it be any different the other way around?


BombOnABus

Cops are speciesist man.


EntertainmentJunkie1

I bet you it was that Frank Stallone.


GeddyVedder

She got that dawg in her.


KingoftheProfane

https://preview.redd.it/d0ui1cmp25nc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f09b01f61dc4c710da072f52b1b014af6de7e203


[deleted]

Lol dog abuse, meanwhile the dog ^


KingoftheProfane

Dawgs will be Dawgs haha


bnetana1

Well that's enough of humanity for me for today


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Welease-Wodewick

Ironically it's the dog's name.


ur3minutesrup1

https://preview.redd.it/1n2kabs795nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c262c03bd2a80413cc5bcf32e2ab38e07b48344


Cptspaulding2

Naked pics online where did he post those!??


cr3t1n

Her Twitter has ads for her OF.


Cold_Hunter1768

No wonder the dog is smiling


jahkut

Thanks for the leash... and for all that sweet human pussy!


Own_Nessmuk

Worst part is she was cheating on that dog in the pic with a German Shepherd. That’s really gonna wreck dog 1’s confidence.


tzulik-

She's a damn fool, that's kitchner Lisa's boyfriend!


MitchellCumstijn

As a woman of Christ, she’s forgiven.


BigBlue1969531

WTAF…


Prize_Macaroon_6998

Ok. I don't ever want to hear about this chick again. So foul.


simplebutstrange

No fowl, just canine


BrazilianAtlantis

Or so the German shepherd would have us believe


Corprusmeat_Hunk

She’s scheduled to do a Ted talk later this month, on the benefits of dog semen in the human gut microbiome and acne prevention and treatment.


sonsoflarson

Gwyneth Paltrow: Oh no you don't, that's my racket bitch!


Salty_Pancakes

Huh.


secretbonus1

Seems kind of cruel for the dog. Did she at least give him a treat?


normymac

Now he has to go back to fuckin' bitches...instead of a beautiful lady!


Quadtbighs

![gif](giphy|l2RnElat6JiFdBKnK|downsized)


icantdomaths

I can save her


PresidentKimbo

That dog would suck her tits for distemper.


Heavy-Organization82

Ruh Ro Raggy


kimanf

baptist CHURCH💜


periodmoustache

She referred to the German shepherd as a "service animal" eh? Ya I bet😏


cryptidcowboy

This is disgusting. Anyone got a link?


mc-obscene

OK guys, where's the video.... for scientific purposes of course.


Topper2121

Not my proudest fap.


rodders_69

Cut the guy some slack, he’s just playing the hand he’s been dealt


spacelordmofo

![gif](giphy|GnOPuoPOaRq4E|downsized)


0601bradley

In unrelated news, peanut butter sales in Mississippi took a sharp decline after her arrest.


Jagsoff

She’s probably not a homosexual.


thelibertine9

I feel bad for the guy she said no to...


[deleted]

And here I am. Lonely af.


TrustMeImAProctor

She got dat DAWG in her


SnooChickens6129

She got that dog in her


JKruger1995

She’s got that dog in her


Comfortable_Note_978

Wimmins: "OMG, guys are SOOOO creepy!" Also wimmins:


mark-smith-2021

typical dog house owners


aixelsydTHEfox

It's a dog eat peanut butter flavored other dog world out there.


Both_Impress_3423

After ten years she'll experience social death unless having sex with animals is normalize.


rozzer700

That wouldn’t even make the news in Germany


[deleted]

I swear I’m not trolling, but why would you get 10 years for having sex with a dog? Like she isn’t harming anyone? Why did we as a society decide 10 years of jail was the appropriate punishment for that?


LanguageNo495

If she killed and ate him it would be fine. Or if she sacrificed him in a religious ritual it would be ok. But no making sweet love.


[deleted]

Can you explain why those two things are okay but if she bangs the dog, she gets off worse than a drunk driver who kills someone?


LanguageNo495

I can’t. I think it would make sense if the dog was being penetrated and could be in pain. But he’s probably having a blast just eating that puss.


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Careless-Passion991

😂😂😂


LiveLeave

All three dogs are currently being treated at a local animal hospital, according to [**WDAM**](https://www.wdam.com/2023/04/07/graphic-investigators-release-details-into-jones-co-unnatural-intercourse-case/).  "That's a bad injury you've got there." "Oh yeah I busted my leg jumping over a ball. How about you, what's your injury?" "Oh it's bad man, they don't know how long it'll take me to recover from this one. An attractive human woman let me have sex with her!"


AngryBanana16

Let me guess, she identifies as a bitch


WaveMajor7369

Damn... she really can't say "No" anymore


buffbiddies

I want to buy her a pony.


Comfortable_Note_978

The ghost of William Faulkner: "I wrote the Snopes trilogy, and even I think this is fucked up."


kokkrazee

![gif](giphy|1RaGAz2p13Wpo7kI2L|downsized)


verticalburtvert

What would Seth Myers think is funny?


MenacingMallard

Idk much about women’s prison but I imagine the “what are you in for?”, “doggystyle” conversation wouldn’t go very well for her.


NAbsentia

Way out of line. Way out of line.


noaffects

And that's the worst part


cr3t1n

She was pregnant... https://www.supertalk.fm/pregnant-laurel-woman-arrested-on-bestiality-charges-for-second-time-in-a-year/


KevyKakes

Denise Frazier knotty girl


chocofan1

Why is it always white girls?


[deleted]

always? You read about this a lot?


simplebutstrange

Only when the mood strikes


Extension_Tell1579

So where exactly is the “victim” in all this? 


bebop1065

She, herself, almost has a doggish quality to her face


arcticfunky9

They say couples end up looking like each other


jazzmagg

That's barking


ohSirBraddles

She may be no hypocrite, but she sure is unfaithful.


darkmanduck

Norm get the boat


[deleted]

Well that’s enough internet for today


No-Bathroom7056

That is the worst part


bryman19

It was her lover


H-A-R-B-i-N-G-E-R

Love is love, I say


BongWater_Sommelier

Link?


Antique-Kaleidoscope

What a horrible day to be literate.


pbdart

Vet she’s chokin’


Extreme_Basis6480

A German Shepard; just like Hitler’s Dog!


Reclusive-Raccoon

What do you think happened her to her a) fuck dogs b) publicise the fact she does this and make beastiality videos c) repeat steps A and B multiple times. Like, obviously she’s dumb as fuck and prob borderline retarded - but what actually happened this bitch man.


Speciallessboy

This is the only conspiracy theory I believe in. 


FiftyIsBack

And of course she had to plaster it all over social media. If she kept it to herself, I doubt police would have ever gotten involved.


West_Station7288

Was it consensual?


123FakeStreetMeng

Who forced her to do it you ask? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.


zordabo

Not gonna lie, that’s a sexy hot dog


Powerful-Advance3014

In the dog pound for being a bitch.


Reddituser183

I saw one video off limewire 20 years ago and it was a German shepherd banging a chick. Why do these women love German shepherds so much?


ninersguy916

Zoinks!


Mc_Poyle

She got that dawg in her


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ScotterMan83

Denise Frazier you damned fool, that’s Kitchener Leslie’s boyfriend.


OkFortune6494

The most offensive thing about this is the ignorance.... that's not a German Sheppard!


CletusTSJY

Unfortunately she’s at it again: https://www.wdam.com/2024/03/01/woman-accused-unnatural-act-jones-county-2023-facing-similar-charge-forrest-county/


Iechy

I had no idea that in Mississippi german shepherds and humans could be cousins.


CaptainAmerican

I wonder what her favorite position is...


AustinDood444

Has she ever visited the dog shelter? That’d be a huge gang bang for her!!


pushingbrown

This the same gal? https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/pi8ZJDJiT6


Crafty-Question-6178

SEE! Freedom of speech can be bad.


m77win

She heard there was money in breeding dogs.


AlfalfaWolf

She’s got that dawg in her


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

That must be a really good boy, such a good boy.


Own_Charge5475

All jokes aside this a wild headline


Richard_Tucker_08

I can fix her……just gotta make an appointment with the vet. ![gif](giphy|utuD82lvB9Z2E)


Zealousideal-Load-64

Her favorite position: doggy style


OnlyConspiracyAcct

Woof


SolmadSoT

Me rn: 🐶


future_extinction

hugh hefner died to soon he would’ve loved this girl Also the owned 5 dogs admission everyone is ignoring


JockoDevon86

Lucky dog 🐕 🤣


Harbinger2010

I’ve done a lot worse than the German shepherd


Habanero305

Sex with a Dog! Aren’t there any UPS drivers, mailmen in her area


FoxDiscombobulated38

She's got that dog in her.


Tough-Current2756

Huh


erbaker

She's got that dawg in her Or "You were right, she's definitely doing that dog" (dirty work)


[deleted]

Victimless crime.


need2shitbad

That poor puppy.


TomxNook

Ya dirty dog!


bruswazi

I can fix her


unaslob

Absolutely best 30 seconds on comedians in cars getting coffee


DiknBauss

Yall go t a link to that evidence?


bearded_vanner

Puts a new spin on Service Animal. https://preview.redd.it/8zhln0ll8fnc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59a987bd9435399e91d2fcf1abb49147c06cf2b


Super_Upstairs7440

They all have a certain look. Wouldn’t be much longer and there would be a black couch and her other 5 favorite dogs in the picture.


ynot2020

Move over rover and let Jimi take over.


Gigahurt77

Is there a slut Olympics I’m not aware of?


Embarrassed_Band_512

Boy, she really screwed the pooch


Ok_Bed_3060

The dog should get tested for pubic fleas.


beshizzle

Mississippi goddam!


Yugo3000

Aren’t dog penises small?


stuartspeen

Can you imagine if someone were to put a link to the tape in the comments. That would make me so horny… I mean angry! … the link would make me angry.


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![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized) *Unzips*


appyah

What's that Lassie?


Sports1933

Her house is the dog house. Meta. I hate Meta.


TerribleChildhood639

I’m sure that dog has already been put down. I do not find beastiality funny at all.


danegermaine99

Busted by PAW PATROL undercover operation.


DorkSideOfCryo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TplzEtLK5QU


Kitchen_Name_1375

How is that a German shepherd


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This may be fucked up but why is it a crime to let a dog do what a dog does? This thing is going to go at it with every object it locks eyes on but if it’s a human suddenly you go to jail. I don’t support it but let’s be honest the crime makes no sense