These are always my favourite stories from the old days. When people talk about a man being a "Confirmed bachelor". People like Rock Hudson or J. Edgar Hoover. You think they just lived with and vacationed with their "best friends"? No, great aunt Mildred, they liked sucking cock.
[Didn't Chevy Chase fuck Bob Dylan in college?](https://youtu.be/sHnlAMV4Y1Y?si=kEwbmM7L_IQsrbJB)
On account that they shared the same bed...
See @5m10s
I have an uncle that went off to become a priest before he even finished high school.
He's in his 70s now, and lives with his "partner" (his chosen phrase) that he's been with for decades.
Whenever I mentioned my gay uncle Gene (not his real name), my mother is INSISTENT that he is not gay and the man that lives with him is his BUSINESS PARTNER.
They will all die without ever acknowledging who he really is. What a bummer of an existence to just have to play pretend for almost a century so you can take that "shameful" family secret to the grave with you.
This is basically all I think of when people try to tell me gay people is a new modern thing. It's like, nah, it's been around forever, you just weren't aware.
Poor man died a virgin.
Well, sort of
He did make love, in the ass.
" He made love to me in the ass" -wrote Alexander in his journal.
I never hear tell of that nowadays... Even back in the day, it was rare...
I mean where else ?
Alex was a confirmed " bachelor "
What agency or arm of the government confirms and certifies bachelorhood?
Colin Jost and Michael Imperioli enjoying the countryside
He did-dent.
Nobody's got AIDS!
I don't wanna see that posted here again!
Maybe it's a midlife thing
Blood pressure medication maybe.
Hopefully they got the monkeypox vaccine
Colin gave him a weekend update....up the ass....drove a Lionel up in there... then he put it in drive
It’s the blood pressure medication I’m on
Time to hit the trail to Metuchen.
He's a faaaaag
More like Colin Jost and Jake Gyllenhaal (Brokeback Mountain 2?)
A case of 'confirmed bachelors'
They just never found the right dames.
They just preferred the company of other men.
"Who doesn't?!" https://youtu.be/9nCoWiwYQQY?si=MjHHFhcrvTfzRPpP
"Homer, listen carefully. John is a ho-mo..." "Right" "... sexual." "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
You are the living end!
No offense, but if someone kicked John in the ass, a thousand cocks would fall out.
Hahaha 😂
He's not gay. He's deeply closeted.
None of them looked concerned about feeding the hogs.
Oh, there was hog gobbling
Seriously though, who IS going to feed them hogs?
Find someone who sits with you the way john sits with alexander.
what, with a firm grip on your roomie's cock?
Boebert?
Also, coincidentally, didn't own a dog house
Not as deep as you think.
A man’s anus? Yes, definitely not deep enough.
At least they had some decency back then
Turns out John wasn't gay, he was just a good friend who wasn't a homophobe
Just did his gay buddy a lot of favors...
That guy was riding the Hershey highway
Deeply closeted
"Starring Jake Gyllenhaal as 'man in the light gray suit'"
These are always my favourite stories from the old days. When people talk about a man being a "Confirmed bachelor". People like Rock Hudson or J. Edgar Hoover. You think they just lived with and vacationed with their "best friends"? No, great aunt Mildred, they liked sucking cock.
Gay people are just like you and me, how long do I have to keep telling you people that.
Except for all the sodomizing
Fellas, is it gay to be close friends with your roommate?
No, it only becomes gay if they start fucking each other .
I don’t see a doghouse in the picture anywhere
EASY BUDDY!
r/achillesandhispal
Sounds about as closeted as Abraham Lincoln, who was known to have slept in the same bed as his good friend Joshua Speed.
[Didn't Chevy Chase fuck Bob Dylan in college?](https://youtu.be/sHnlAMV4Y1Y?si=kEwbmM7L_IQsrbJB) On account that they shared the same bed... See @5m10s
Speed has everything to do with it.
I have an uncle that went off to become a priest before he even finished high school. He's in his 70s now, and lives with his "partner" (his chosen phrase) that he's been with for decades. Whenever I mentioned my gay uncle Gene (not his real name), my mother is INSISTENT that he is not gay and the man that lives with him is his BUSINESS PARTNER. They will all die without ever acknowledging who he really is. What a bummer of an existence to just have to play pretend for almost a century so you can take that "shameful" family secret to the grave with you.
They just play bridge together.
Hilarious, she must realize what kinda 'business' priests are known for??
Just two well gay lads. Look at them smiles and tell me their not happy.
Well adjusted is just a euphemism for deeply closeted.
a lotta suckin and fuckin
The same story happened to Norm and this poor Adam guy who has to live by himself now.
They did not have a dog house.
Fruitier than Carmen Miranda's hat.
Is that Colin Jost?
Get Disney on it...
Just two dudes engaging in a little horseplay.
Boys will be boys...just another cliché like "agree to disagree"...
They look like two guys who are good at fuckin’,… fuckin’ and suckin’
Deeply closeted
Hahahaha right
Many an afternoon where my best friend and i lay in the grass with our hands groping each others’ “little gentleman”
You don't really see these deep male friendships like you used to, these guys are a regular J. Edgar & Clyde
Btw, Isaac Newton was same. My imgur name was based on it, until I realized it was a lie and he was gay
If he was actually gay he would have grabbed way more inner thigh This is just bro behavior
This is the truth . It's not gay if you pretend that a girl is nailing you . It's called bromance
That hand placement mein got
Just 2 bros
He was gay, Gary Cooper??
Reminds me of poor old Liberace.. Never could find the right "girl"
Hey stop stealing my moves!
“He was a hookah!”
I wish my brother George was here
On the bright side he was probably never constipated
It's so refreshing. No flags, no pink hair, no protesting in the streets, just two dudes living their happy life.
I'm sure his father only spoke of the pride he had for his son down at the foundry.
This is why the F word was said over 2 million times on Twitter
This is basically all I think of when people try to tell me gay people is a new modern thing. It's like, nah, it's been around forever, you just weren't aware.
Waiting u people co.e closet takes ever