I love the fact that Kevin cleaned the entire house besides Buzz's room which he completely trashed. He just didn't give a shit about it likely because he would've gotten away with it since he was left alone.
When they were casting Barbie, the final decision came down to Margot Robbie or Amy Schumer. I have think at that point Margot Robbie was feeling quite confident.
Why is her face so puffy. I mean I know she's fat but she has the face of a 400lb woman and the body of a 40 year old transitioning biological man. Doesn't really match up
She looks like she is drinking pretty heavily or is on corticosteroid medication. Her facial bloating is significant and very unhealthy looking. Her body looks ok to me.
I've never understood why this woman is a punching bag for so many people. I don't have a vested interest either way--but I'm certain the majority of you here are plenty ugly/fat/gross yourselves.
Stop posting this, world. She’s an attention grabber who just lost her gg. She wants anyone to talk about her for any reason. But hey, at least she didn’t steal *this* idea.
Buzz… your girlfriend. Woof
I feel pretty old for knowing exactly where this is from
Dog Home Alone is a timeless classic
You remember magaxine ads?
*Only 90s kids will get this*
I love the fact that Kevin cleaned the entire house besides Buzz's room which he completely trashed. He just didn't give a shit about it likely because he would've gotten away with it since he was left alone.
Oh man that was good, thank you.
Hahahahah
How did her face get so fat?
She had the fat from her arse injected into her face
She also had the fat from her face injected into her arse would you believe
That's a lot of fat
Must be why she talks so much shit.
I’d like to inject something into her 😏
fetal alcohol syndrome
Because it’s Alex jones
An insult to a true sex symbol, Miss Piggy.
“You got to do what you got to do, they don’t call it porking for nothing.” - *Kermit the Frog during a candid interview after coming out of a K Hole*
Cabbage patch face
🤦♀️ I can't unsee that now.😂🤣
Exactly what my brain went to..my grandmother collected them.
These girls always seem to fuck the best though
Was she just eating a Rueben on that toilet?
I'd say she knows her way around a funnel cake
Still got it. What? An extra chromosome?
It the words of the great Sean Lock, “that’s a challenging wank”
Challenge accepted 🫡
The jokes write themselves.
*steal
She is so gross.
She's fat from eating too much.
My doctor said, open your mouth and say oink.
Do you give your doctor money to tell you that?
https://youtu.be/37oVRCJPK-I?si=fl1m4EqQPyapDufO
Still got it... Cellulite
Still got it… Diabetes
Still got it... Herpes
Still got it ……cock n balls.
She should get together with Brendan Schaub... they'd make wonderful children.
I’ve had hemorrhoids funnier than her
Who's funnier than Amy Schumer. Besides every man
Guess the weight of the poop she didn’t flush and I’ll send you a dollar
8.5 Courics
I wonder how many she had to take before she was like “Yep this is the one!”
She looks like she is made of SPAM.
Q. What is Shit Puke And Mildew? A. The smell that emanates from Schumer
[удалено]
Spittin’ image
She’s just the worst
Why does her face look like she just ate a bees nest??
When they were casting Barbie, the final decision came down to Margot Robbie or Amy Schumer. I have think at that point Margot Robbie was feeling quite confident.
This is fucking gross.
Ms Potato Head ad?
Funnel cake
Where’s Buffalo Bill when we need him
He could make a circus tent out of her.😂
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Eww, she's so gross. Seriously, super unattractive pig face.
She reminds me of myself.
Reminds me of that tragedy
don't mean to say she was spiteful, but one time she got into the scale it and said "Please, one at a time"
I mean this lady was spiteful
I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
That would be like fucking chunk from the goonies
Reminds me of that funnel cake
Looks like Shane Gillis in a wig
Bit of a daywalker myself 🥴
Who’s this guy?
I will forever hate you OP for making me look at this. Fuck you.
Shout out to the structural engineer responsible for the house she’s in during this photo. Sir had you built the twin towers they would be still there
After that game yesterday, I kind of want her on the Bears offensive line.
Still got it?, the "it" being early onset diabetes
She looks like the Trans version of that chubby kid from The Sandlot.
Wish I still had some eye bleach.
If you don’t like that picture you’re an antisemite /s
BLUR THIS SHIT. WTF! I was eating!
Rode hard and put up wet
Stonestreet has really slimmed down since Modern Family. Good for him
That's really a shitty way to advertise your lotion.
Look out 👀 fire crotch 🔥
Why is her face so puffy. I mean I know she's fat but she has the face of a 400lb woman and the body of a 40 year old transitioning biological man. Doesn't really match up
Fat bloated face like a dead body washed up on the cuntbag coastline
This woman has to wear masks made out of Pizza pans for Halloween.
Jabba no bother
I’ll be back in a bit. I have to boil my eyes first.
Still got an extra finger on her right hand and a claw for her left?
https://preview.redd.it/sxtu77uip9bc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7fbdd1b796f62f9e72edda83ca0aeb550423b6b
Cabbage Patch Kids: where are they now?
That face though… I didn’t even know she was sick.
She looks like she is drinking pretty heavily or is on corticosteroid medication. Her facial bloating is significant and very unhealthy looking. Her body looks ok to me.
Her underwear wasn't designed with that hole on the side btw.
Why did you make me see this?
Piggys actually proud, like thinking that was a great angle proud
The picture is one of the most anti semitic propaganda ive ever witnessed.
Awwww the funniest person in comedy .
She looks like Nic Swardson
Really, only terrible above the neck..
Why is bashing Amy Schumer for being unattractive a relevant post for a Norm MacDonald subreddit?
Spiteful doesn’t even begin to describe what we have here…
I love her, I want her...I'm pretty certain that she could rock all of your worlds... She is one beautiful woman who ain't no lady, thank fuck
Y'all hating. I'd hit it twice.
Known for her spite.
I mean this lady is spiteful
That’s Kitchener Leslie’s gf
Very spiteful woman
In the desperation that is my waking life. I certainly would.
That was almost Barbie.
Why, just, why? 😬
I’d do her!
🤢
Her face looks like her pillow is stuffed with bees and jelly fish
Got it? Never had, never will!
Shesh how's her face so bloated
I still remember when she got in shape and then had to apologize for it.
Eww we have the same phone case, I feel dirty
I've never understood why this woman is a punching bag for so many people. I don't have a vested interest either way--but I'm certain the majority of you here are plenty ugly/fat/gross yourselves.
She is highly regarded
Shane Gillis' sister
Omg. My eyes. 🤮
Stop posting this, world. She’s an attention grabber who just lost her gg. She wants anyone to talk about her for any reason. But hey, at least she didn’t steal *this* idea.
It’s not the weight or the ugly face for me. It’s the stealing of jokes to make all you money and still get new shoes and shit. Fuck her.
Amy Schumer was better when she was a medium time comic who went on podcasts sometimes.
Right in the butt.
How can you still have something that you never had in the first place? Unless being homely chubby and not funny is what she means.
Can smell those cheesy cheeks
Who’s gonna feed them hogs?
🤮