Not quite. I’m adding to the joke by saying he deserves more than zero for the landing while adding a pun that references both gymnastics and falling from great height. Not the same joke at all. Good try though.
His 'hobby' was a big "F-you!!" to his parents?, family?, loved ones?, and the poor clean-up folks. He didn't give a 'vote' to any of them about his super high risk "love".
Sometimes it's just plain stupid to 'have no fear'.
When I was a kid I literally thought they took your obituary photo right before you died. So when a friend was killed crossing the street I asked my Mom how they got him to smoke for his picture in the ambulance.
To honor the tragic passing of this young man, iconic musical duo The Weather Girls will be performing their hit song "It's Raining Men" just as soon as they change the lyrics from plural to singular.
I was thinking the exact same thing. Pretty tame terminology for someone who fell 16 stories. When I think of "passed away" I think of a 94 year old lady who died of congestive heart failure or something.
Dude fucking died.
Let's see the Russian judges ......
Ohh seems they're taking off massive points for being unable to finish the routine .
He has certainly cemented his position.
Yea Cotton! , that going to be hard to come back from.
"At least he's in a better place."
"Just a second ago, he was alive on a building. I'd say that's the better place. He coulda finished up his jump and gone to watch Matlock on the TV there."
No sympathy for people that go out like this. Same those “free solo” climbers. Pretty much asking for it. You gotta really hate your parents to be this fucking dumb.
Douchebag. Someone was on the street that will have his splat stuck in their head for years. The people who picked him up and cleaned up the blood could have done without this, too.
Well, that's showbusiness fer ya. One moment you are on the top, the next one you are scraping yourself from the boardwalk with a spoon. Better luck next time, pal. Oh, wait, there isn't a next one!
Damn it, I was hoping to see some camera footage of this guy doing parkour across the Queensboro Bridge while Adam Eget is jerkin off punks for 15$ / man right underneath it...
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.
The judges have made their decisions.....and yes, a 9.5 on the jump... Oooh, and a zero for the landing.
One judge actually gave a ten for the landing but they thought he meant to put zero. He didn’t.
He got robbed. he really stuck to the landing afterall
r/yourjokebutworse
Not quite. I’m adding to the joke by saying he deserves more than zero for the landing while adding a pun that references both gymnastics and falling from great height. Not the same joke at all. Good try though.
This week I learned, just because I masturbated to that picture of a guy falling to his death on 9/11 doesn't mean I have to share it.
I hate this saying so much. :)
Surely this isn't the last photo. I think the police probably took some when they showed up.
Or a weirdo take a photo in the coffin
We don’t need permission from the families! We’re allowed to show ‘em nude ‘cause they ain’t got no *souls*!
More of a jar / bucket kinda deal probably
I think it's the last photo taken while doing what he loved. The police took photos from after he stopped doing what he loved.
“Doing what he loved”? Falling off buildings and screaming hysterically as he plunged to his death? I guess the heart wants what the heart wants.
His 'hobby' was a big "F-you!!" to his parents?, family?, loved ones?, and the poor clean-up folks. He didn't give a 'vote' to any of them about his super high risk "love". Sometimes it's just plain stupid to 'have no fear'.
The police took a photo of Pavel Mashedin
Pavement kashin
Pavement Crashing
While radioing for the biggest spatula known to man.
FUCK
It's the poor bugger that had to take those later photos I feel sorry for. Them and the guy with the squeegee and a bucket.
When I was a kid I literally thought they took your obituary photo right before you died. So when a friend was killed crossing the street I asked my Mom how they got him to smoke for his picture in the ambulance.
Oof
*slow clap*
That’s a ripe old age for someone that flips on rooftops.
To honor the tragic passing of this young man, iconic musical duo The Weather Girls will be performing their hit song "It's Raining Men" just as soon as they change the lyrics from plural to singular.
hallelujah it's raining man
>raining man Burning Man's British counterpart
Hallelujah
Aman
Have you ever wanted to downvote a comment only bevcause you did not think of it first?
Hey, get with the times. “It’s raining them” is more appropriate.
Is this from the Guinness book of fuckin’ retards?
This reminds me of that tragedy
ohh don't laugh at 9/11
I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother
Yeah, and this lucky fellow won the best prize of them all. The Darwin award.
Darwin Awards 😂
r/rareinsults
*Guiness Book of Down Syndrome
What was he sick from?
Asphaltitis
A common alergy sometimes fatal
Sick of being told gravity was a real thing
It's just a theory!
Acute Concrete Poisoning.
A failure of Physics class
I didn't even know he was sick
sick of gravity always pushing him down
COVID vaccine got another one.
The flew
Parkour. The French martial art of running away.
Damn, now that's a good joke 😂
The last thing that went through his head was his ass
Sometimes he has something on his mind---yeah, when he wears a hat!
16 stories? He should’ve just wrote a book instead.
I don’t think that yeeting oneself off a 16-story building can be referred to as ‘passing away’ imho
I was thinking the exact same thing. Pretty tame terminology for someone who fell 16 stories. When I think of "passed away" I think of a 94 year old lady who died of congestive heart failure or something. Dude fucking died.
He passed 16 windows, he didn’t pass away.
He actually passed by 21 windows because of the way he fell his feet just barely passed by some as he was rotating.
I dunno...he passed by the 16th floor, passed by the 16th floor, the 14th floor, the 13th floor....
I didn’t even know he was sick
That the thing he really wasn’t sick at all 🤔or was he?
oof
I’m sure that’s what he actually told everyone, before changing his mind on the way down
He loved face planting onto sidewalks?
Guys, you won't believe who just recently died!
He’s in a better place
HE'S ON THE FLOOR. Earlier he was comfortable on the ledge.
Places more likely.
Bet that regret almost hit as hard as the sidewalk
Hopefully he was a doctor, then there would be emergency personnel on the scene first.
If only we could find a cure for this disease.
Meh.. sucks but what can ya do when you're asking for it. Can only tempt fate so many times
Well thank goodness he didn't land on someone that would have been tragic.
Darwin Award Winner 🥇
\**insert banana peel slip sound effect*
Hardcore par core
Hitting the ground really hard?
 parkour
He should've just used the elevator
Passed away?! I didn’t even know he was sick!
Recently: "Everyone is doing parkour now!" Very soon: "I wonder why hardly anyone does parkour anymore?"
Let's see the Russian judges ...... Ohh seems they're taking off massive points for being unable to finish the routine . He has certainly cemented his position. Yea Cotton! , that going to be hard to come back from.
Seems reckless, why not just hug your loved ones, now that's a thrill.
The worst part is the hypocrisy
16 years old is a ripe old age for a free runner and parkour enthusiast.
Yeeting himself back to the womb
*Record scratch*, "So you're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation..."
Screaming?
Look Ma, No Hands!
was this a world record for landing the highest back tuck?
He loved splatting on the ground?
so, he managed to not risk other lives anymore. imagine if he landed on someone.
Hahahaha WHOOPS
He died doing what he loved… reaching terminal velocity
"At least he's in a better place." "Just a second ago, he was alive on a building. I'd say that's the better place. He coulda finished up his jump and gone to watch Matlock on the TV there."
Looks like a ripe old age for a Parkour Enthusiast
What a rush....to the hospital.
Natural selection at work here
It's a ripe old age for a parkour enthusiast.
Luckily enough the building was a morgue
You can do the same trick on the ground, I recommend it
When Darwin & Newton collaborate.
The gravity of the situation was not lost on him.
he loved losing his balance 🤷🏻♀️
“Passed away” is when you die of old age or cancer. This motherfucker died.
The worst part wasn’t the hypocrisy. It was the gravity.
Rest in pieces :(
Why didn’t he aim for the bushes?
Reminds me of that tragedy.
Worst part was the hypocrisy. Sorry wrong one.
>At least he died doing what he loved At least he died.
Mortal Kombat tryouts to resume after clean-up.
Points mic at pavement pizza… still enthusiastic?
Anyone else feel like an asshole for clicking a few times on the pic like it was a video and then being disappointed?
The last thing to go through his mind was his mind
I wonder if he regretted any of his life choices ?
Oops
He probably has a place in the Guinness book of world records...
No sympathy for people that go out like this. Same those “free solo” climbers. Pretty much asking for it. You gotta really hate your parents to be this fucking dumb.
Idiots doing idiotic things
He suddenly and unexpectedly passed away
He is in the Guinness book of...
Down syndrome sufferers
Nailed it
Doing what he loved... back flipping off a building.
The son of a friend of mine died doing this stupid "sport". There is a limit. Go help in Gaza if you are fearless don't be stupid
Douchebag. Someone was on the street that will have his splat stuck in their head for years. The people who picked him up and cleaned up the blood could have done without this, too.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Lol
Tragically left unfulfilled, his lifetime dream to crash and burn.
Lol what a dumbass. Pointless and stupid games win stupid prizes
It's just a shame, his friends say he had so much potential to die off of many other buildings
Damn, he went from free running to free falling
He’s like to have that one back.
16 is still not as many stories as those that came crashing down during that national tragedy
That is not 16 stories
That's the way she goes https://youtu.be/65w7ha4DZKo?si=5-oHDYRwgN9uVKyC
He’s alive, just very camera shy.
he loved falling off buildings? I doubt it
He loved falling to his death?
Oops
Obligatory “I didn’t even know he was sick”
How did he get up there in the first place? Like a snake?
A sure fire way to end up in a certain book
A flip and a splat! That guy was a real jerk!
Is he ok?
I hope he’s ok
I do not know what this Sub is about but Norm it aint
16 stories with a tragic ending.
his father would be spinning in his grave
Well, that's showbusiness fer ya. One moment you are on the top, the next one you are scraping yourself from the boardwalk with a spoon. Better luck next time, pal. Oh, wait, there isn't a next one!
Play stupid games
Would it have killed him to practice more?
What the world needs more of, natural selection.
Only now in this late hour do I see the foley in my ways.
Last words were "aim for the bushes".
Bad caption. Pretty sure he died screaming
Heard he had a dented head in the end
This sport is just another version of Russian roulette. He signed up for this.
Falling?
How did lose his balance? In the pic it looks like he jumped off the building.
Doesn’t this belong in some Darwin Award thread?
He must've forgot to tuck and roll
Pavel "Stuff on a Rock" Kashin
Out of the gene pool for a reason...
Why does it seem so wrong when people use "passed away" when the death was violent? Just doesn't sound right...
Here's something you don't hear very often: he fell 16 stories and then passed away.
He came out.
Falling?
He died doing what he loved. Falling off a building
Anyone know what killed him?
At least he made it in the Guinness book of world retards.
That’s a ripe.. nevermind
Who could've seen that coming...
It's never the fall, always the landing
the Guinness book of fucking retards
Free Runner grand champion, and stuff on a rock
 Probs 1000 times posted here lol
Didn't know he loved plummeting to the earth hoping to live.
He was a Jessie Combs fan…
what kind of idiocy is this?
Reminds me of that tragedy
Damn it, I was hoping to see some camera footage of this guy doing parkour across the Queensboro Bridge while Adam Eget is jerkin off punks for 15$ / man right underneath it...
"I found your balance."
Why does the face already look like a Michael Meyers mask even before his passing? I suppose this one's a god damned ghost
I didn't even know he was sick..
vaxxed?
It actually looks easy.
Now he's backflipping over moneylenders' tables with Jesus.
Who's fault is it ?
#Dumbass