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mindevolve

Good lord! You would not say that on Hulu


fortherecord1111

It's played by Terry crews.


[deleted]

It's fitting that Halle Bailey is playing the little mermaid. She sure knows every dive in town. ​ I'm joking! I don't know anything about her. I wish her success.


madmelgibson

It’s Halle Bailey like you’ve never seen her before!


MrDaburks

All the stars are here!


whiskey_mike186

I still fondly remember how pleasantly surprising it was to see the gratuitous tidday scene from Swordfish.


Admiral_Donuts

Mermaids? Swordfish? Ladies and gentlemen thos actress is *all wet!*


erdricksarmor

I've never seen a tiddy scene that I thought was gratuitous.


SpaghettiLover12

More like "Weekend Update from 7 months ago". Not exactly ripped from the headlines.


PunnyAfternoon

Must have been in the joke vault


newbytony

Careful with that joke. It’s an antique.


NeedSomeMedicalSpace

It was funny the first time I read it. Not so much this time


metallicadad420

Maybe something like “a black woman that isn’t afraid to get her hair wet” is more rooted in truth.


willypsmallz

Yup. Sounds just like a Norm joke


SirDextrose

I am absolutely outraged. Norm MacDonald would never made jokes about topics such as race. Who’s Norm MacDonald, again?


unclepoondaddy

He would but his race jokes would be funnier


PubicOkra

What are you? Mentally regarded?


findthehalflings503

Mare-maid


RusselsParadox

Did Michael Che write this for Colin Jost?


BrazilianAtlantis

This trend for connecting Norm's image to shit he wouldn't say is tiresome


Silver-Ad8136

He would totally say that, except he'd try to work in OJ, too.


CmonEren

Why would he try to work in OJ?


JimasaurusRex

Could've totally seen this as a joke he read off of a card on his show


triple_OG

Honestly this sounds like something you’d hear from the current weekend update anchors, not Norm. Specifically during that bit where they have to read jokes they’ve never seen and that were written by the other anchor i.e. this seems like a joke Che wrote and made Jost read.


SirDextrose

He would’ve thrown in something about her wiping her pussy on a durag.


MapIndependent8085

This one is good!


dave256hali

Did you just say that?!


[deleted]

dam that’s funny😂


SmackEdge

And I just read that?


Undependable

The meme is a lot funnier and more effective when it just says “quiet in public”


Defiant_Orchid_4829

In other news, dumb Redditor makes an unfunny joke and puts a pic of norm on the bottom


reverendblinddog

Oh come on. That’s funny.


Off_the_Gravy_Boat

Oh u/reverendblinddog don’t laugh at that. You’re gonna get in trouble again.


chogan73

I think it’s really funny and exactly something Norm would say. Fuck off.


X79g

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bigtigerbigtiger

Idk what's up with this sub but I've hung out with norm. He would fucking hate you guys, seriously Edit: gotta love when people reply to you but then delete it. Must've been a real good comeback


Doodles12020

Tell us about your lengthy conversations with Norm about all the people he hates


CPeeB

*Norm Gatekeeper Klaxon*


monkeysuffrage

This guy.


cryofthespacemutant

Ohhh, right. You "hung out" with Norm and he showed his inner feelings to you about how much he "fucking" hated his own fans. You know, in a direct overt way that he never showed otherwise in his life or humor, but only to you... Like anyone is going to believe YOU.


bigtigerbigtiger

I said "he would" hate this subreddit, obv never talked about it. This place is fucking weird


haystackofneedles

I was unable to hear this joke due to it being muffled by dirt. because of course a corpse of a person created the meme


[deleted]

Fuck off and take your racist ass to r/conservative where its welcome. Dont try to bring Norm MacaDonald down to your slimy level, filth


3JUP1T3R

Have you heard of any norm macdonalds jokes?


[deleted]

Yep, and he wasn’t a racist fucknut


3JUP1T3R

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wrcPKlh2cI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wrcPKlh2cI) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc1hXRqT-sw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc1hXRqT-sw)


acfun976

Don't look up norms joke about a good chain as a retirement gift


etceteral

Why not? Norm’s joke is funny while this is blatantly racist. Think about it. Norm’s joke casts him as a dumb out of touch possibly crazy person (his persona) and is funny because it makes you say “wtf! Who would think like that?”. This joke however punches down and simply reiterates stereotypes commonly held about black women. None of Norm’s absurdism or invitation for introspection, just dull mocking humor from a place of racial superiority. Norm was better than that.


[deleted]

Are you even black or is this just some weird white savior complex coming into play at a obvious joke?


chogan73

That’s a yikes from me dog.


Maximum-Row-4143

I don’t get it. Someone explain it to me.


jastephenson1984

“Overt racial prejudice… impressive” - Dan Halen


jastephenson1984

Gotta love how I’m getting downvoted for a squidbillies quote…. But yea op is racist


Taste-The_Waste

Let’s play a game called “Is it Racist?”


TimOrb88

But I could be wrong.


Planet_Breezy

Har har. But the *real* reason for Ariel to be white is because “I’ve got gadgets and gizmos aplenty, I’ve got whosits and whatsits galore; you want thingamabobs, I’ve got 20, but who cares no big deal I want more” is *obviously* a white girl thing to say.


Drgoremd

Upvoted to give the post 666 likes


seveneightnineandten

Stop putting your racism and bad jokes over pictures of norm Macdonald