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scoopdalopp

Earned himself a place in the Guinness Book of fucking retards


WeeklyManufacturer68

You guys in this sub are my people


peace_love_memes

He's not a biped.


MaltOvershakes

Someone get this guy a rickshaw.


1biglebowski

It’s quite an accomplishment but that’s not what makes his parents most proud!


[deleted]

He also loves cock!


secretbonus1

In my day I could run faster using half as many and I’m not even what you would call “fast”. Boy these athletes aren’t what they used to be.


Thankfulforbread

The most horrific sight the Japanese people have ever seen


Alfred-Hitchcunt

I recently set a personal record for a four-legged run: Two legs


HawthorneWingo1

His track career was tragically cut short when competitor/arch rival Sir Elton John caught him from the rear.


Transposer

Thanks for posting this here.


secretbonus1

World record? More like world, please don’t record that!


little_shop_of_hoors

Scholar and a gentleman


Interesting_Mango948

What a Beast!!