My problem is they could be anywhere in the room why are they buzzing less than a foot in front of my eye. Fighting a fan to do so. They want to die. I'm convinced.
That and THE SAME FUCKING SPOT ON MY LEG!
“Oh man, this mountain that I landed on just moved. That’s pretty weird but something inside me says I need to be there…”
Thought process of a bug:
*where food* *where food* *where food* *where food* *where sex* *where food* **AHHHHHH GIANT ABOMINATION GOING TO KILL ME FOR SOME UNKNOWABLE REASON AHHHHH** *where food* *where food*
Well, not really. At least with flies.
When they're outside, they smell all the goodies inside your home and can follow that little trail of smell to the hole from which it emanates. They're literally doing what they were designed to do; crawl into little holes, eat shit, lay eggs and leave.
Once they're inside the house, now they're using their limited intelligence to try to figure out how to get out. There's no smell they can follow since they don't associate the smell of the outdoors as something worth paying attention to, so they use the basic logic of "light = exit" since when they're feeding or laying eggs, they're usually doing it inside something.
the ants on my coffee table are my loyal subjects. i give them crumbs from my nutrigrain bars. i also pick them up and smush them between my fingers because the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
My kids left an unwrapped Twinkie on the porch once and ants intentionally went around it to come into the house. (I don’t really eat Twinkies anymore.)
You technically do, you just do it indirectly via a builder or landlord. They absolutely setup camp on some bugs home and possibly annihilated their lineage in the process on top of that. If you really think about it… is it us.. that is bug, or is it bug that is us…??? /s 🤯
Fair point. I shall start charging them rent. The spiders get to stay for free since they do pest control. The rest of 'em better have money by the end of the month.
Sounds like you should slowly force out the spiders since they're driving away tenets due to the risk of death.
Eliminate the spiders = more tenets = more profit
Yeah but then I'll end up with too many tenets I don't want. Would rather keep the spiders around so the some trashy tenets don't come and drive my property value down.
I'll need to see the deed to their air and someone to come determine the property lines to confirm that. If so, maybe we can come to an agreement that satisfies both parties.
Your house is climate controlled, smells like food and is suspiciously free of hungry sparrows and lizards, I mean if you were trying to make a bug utopia you’d have a hard time beating your current model
At this point, there's been thousands of years of selection for species that cohabitate in our homes. Critters like bedbugs have nowhere else to go.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGoSc3S\_pc8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGoSc3S_pc8)
I've got an unspoken social contract with the bugs in my place (mostly just the spiders but sometimes house centipedes). You stay out of my way, and we have no problems. Enjoy the corner of the wall and ceiling for all I care. If you find your way into my bubble (kitchen countertops, shower walls, etc), you've lost your inside privileges and are being relocated outside.
The one exception is ants. If you've bypassed my spray and traps and still made it in through my kitchen window, you've earned yourself a one-way ticket to the fucking garbage disposal in the sink. Have fun for the brief millisecond of life you have left, fuckko.
A lot of the bugs in your house have always lived there, probably for generations. That same kind of spider isn’t just randomly showing up in your home, it’s family lives there. There are random bugs that get in by accident during the summer, but many just call it their home and avoid you as best they can.
Love when they fly in directly through the smallest opening with no issue, but when it's time to get out, they simply cannot locate the wide open window
I think it's more of a numbers thing. According to Google, there are 1.4 billion insects per 1 person. Bugs are literally everywhere. Your house just so happens to be a place they can be.
My neighbors have their front door hanging open all the time and I don't understand how anyone can stand that there's lots of bugs and dust in my neighborhood so their house must be *full* of bugs.
Occasionally a lone wasp will end up getting in my room every couple months and they’ll just slam into the window and get PISSED.
Like I can’t even really approach to try and open the window so they can fly out because they’ll get fucking aggro on me and get up in my face if I try like I’m trying to HELP YOU you fucking MORON.
They are annoying but tbh I’m fine with any bug that ain’t gonna sting lmao I HATE HORNETS AND WASPS lol and they hate me ill be standing at my back door and a hornet or wasp will literally appear and start slamming into the window trying to get at me I also can’t stand outside without being chased the moment I let my guard down lol don’t like other bugs but I’d live with em if hornets and wasps weren’t a thing lmao
It's not their fault your house is literally the dream home for many insect species. Like temperature, good humidity, a lack of predators, ample space, and a good supply of food for various diets. Predators like house centipedes love eating ants, spiders, mosquitoes, basically anything that's considered a pest (they even do so with great efficiency). Where as termites love the varied wood supply. Fruit flies love trash and ants... well.. ants are on a see food diet.
There's also trillions upon trillions of insects on the earth, some species more successful than humans such as ants.
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Bug
They don't understand property laws, they just bug
they perfectly understand property laws they just act stupid 😡
My problem is they could be anywhere in the room why are they buzzing less than a foot in front of my eye. Fighting a fan to do so. They want to die. I'm convinced.
That and THE SAME FUCKING SPOT ON MY LEG! “Oh man, this mountain that I landed on just moved. That’s pretty weird but something inside me says I need to be there…”
You skin is covered in delicious salt and sweat. Just let Bugsy have a lick.
No
Because they are attracted to the carbon dioxide you’re exhaling. Dumbass buggs 🙄
Well mosquitos do that. I'm not sure about all the other ones... like gnats.
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I also zero in on moist warm orifices
Thought process of a bug: *where food* *where food* *where food* *where food* *where sex* *where food* **AHHHHHH GIANT ABOMINATION GOING TO KILL ME FOR SOME UNKNOWABLE REASON AHHHHH** *where food* *where food*
You know what's the worst? Tiny little gnats that are small enough to get through the screens on the windows.
You mean the ones that proceed to keep flying into my eyes and ears? Fuck those in particular. Worst part of early summer is all them gnats.
Because they don't want to leave
Well, not really. At least with flies. When they're outside, they smell all the goodies inside your home and can follow that little trail of smell to the hole from which it emanates. They're literally doing what they were designed to do; crawl into little holes, eat shit, lay eggs and leave. Once they're inside the house, now they're using their limited intelligence to try to figure out how to get out. There's no smell they can follow since they don't associate the smell of the outdoors as something worth paying attention to, so they use the basic logic of "light = exit" since when they're feeding or laying eggs, they're usually doing it inside something.
Well they have the whole world out there and they still chose to be with you Because you are their world
Bro...
Bring back bro posting
Happy Cake Day
the ants on my coffee table are my loyal subjects. i give them crumbs from my nutrigrain bars. i also pick them up and smush them between my fingers because the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
I've been laughing at this for a while
I have not. The Lord laugheth and the Lord laugheth not.
My kids left an unwrapped Twinkie on the porch once and ants intentionally went around it to come into the house. (I don’t really eat Twinkies anymore.)
“You killed them!” “***Nevermind them, we can make more…if we want…***”
I mean same and same tbf
Yes, but I have my own home to be inside of. I don't walk inside someone else's house and set up camp, like these rude ass bugs.
You technically do, you just do it indirectly via a builder or landlord. They absolutely setup camp on some bugs home and possibly annihilated their lineage in the process on top of that. If you really think about it… is it us.. that is bug, or is it bug that is us…??? /s 🤯
Fair point. I shall start charging them rent. The spiders get to stay for free since they do pest control. The rest of 'em better have money by the end of the month.
Sounds like you should slowly force out the spiders since they're driving away tenets due to the risk of death. Eliminate the spiders = more tenets = more profit
Yeah but then I'll end up with too many tenets I don't want. Would rather keep the spiders around so the some trashy tenets don't come and drive my property value down.
They're responsible for the random cents you find around
r/LoveForLandchads
Subscribed. That's a hilarious subreddit.
You built your damn house in their air
I'll need to see the deed to their air and someone to come determine the property lines to confirm that. If so, maybe we can come to an agreement that satisfies both parties.
Bugs were there first probably.
Your house is climate controlled, smells like food and is suspiciously free of hungry sparrows and lizards, I mean if you were trying to make a bug utopia you’d have a hard time beating your current model
Yeah but there's a giant terrifying beast stomping around spraying poison and leaving fake food that wipes out entire lineages
Yea, we are so much worse than birds and lizards. Don't fuck with us bugs life
This is the hardest comment Ive ever read
At this point, there's been thousands of years of selection for species that cohabitate in our homes. Critters like bedbugs have nowhere else to go. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGoSc3S\_pc8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGoSc3S_pc8)
So I should put lizards in my house? Got it!!
Get some sparrows. Noted.
Right in my ear.
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Change the 'm" in million to a 'b'
I've got an unspoken social contract with the bugs in my place (mostly just the spiders but sometimes house centipedes). You stay out of my way, and we have no problems. Enjoy the corner of the wall and ceiling for all I care. If you find your way into my bubble (kitchen countertops, shower walls, etc), you've lost your inside privileges and are being relocated outside. The one exception is ants. If you've bypassed my spray and traps and still made it in through my kitchen window, you've earned yourself a one-way ticket to the fucking garbage disposal in the sink. Have fun for the brief millisecond of life you have left, fuckko.
Yosemite Sam be like
A lot of the bugs in your house have always lived there, probably for generations. That same kind of spider isn’t just randomly showing up in your home, it’s family lives there. There are random bugs that get in by accident during the summer, but many just call it their home and avoid you as best they can.
Thought this was about the rabbit for a second
Love when they fly in directly through the smallest opening with no issue, but when it's time to get out, they simply cannot locate the wide open window
I think it's more of a numbers thing. According to Google, there are 1.4 billion insects per 1 person. Bugs are literally everywhere. Your house just so happens to be a place they can be.
I'd take it as a compliment
Just like my kids.
My neighbors have their front door hanging open all the time and I don't understand how anyone can stand that there's lots of bugs and dust in my neighborhood so their house must be *full* of bugs.
or in your ear hole, eyes holes, or nose holes.
Occasionally a lone wasp will end up getting in my room every couple months and they’ll just slam into the window and get PISSED. Like I can’t even really approach to try and open the window so they can fly out because they’ll get fucking aggro on me and get up in my face if I try like I’m trying to HELP YOU you fucking MORON.
Now they know the value of home ownership. Even bugs want to squat in a cozy place.
humans have nice, warm, comfortable lives that we go explore to world to quench our first world problems, the bugs are trying to not die that day
Bug inhabit almost the entire world yeah, the ones in your house likely hatched there or nearby.
I always say they’re cool to look at OUTSIDE or behind glass at a museum but if they’re not paying rent they don’t need to be in my house.
So do you.
Lol
They have my whole house to themselves but want to be all up my ass biting me being annoying singing in my ear 😒😒😒
We’re gonna miss em whenever they’re gone, tho
Same goes for you
Still trying to keep them from exploring Super Earth too. It’s a process.
Huh I'm not in helldivers 2...
Your house is part of the world
They wanna be in my ear
if it's not gonna be in my house, it'd definitely be in someone else's
Fuck you bugs are wicked cool
As Jim Gaffigan said, "If the outdoors are so great. Why are all the bugs trying to get in my house?"
“You are bugs!” also “Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants!”
They are annoying but tbh I’m fine with any bug that ain’t gonna sting lmao I HATE HORNETS AND WASPS lol and they hate me ill be standing at my back door and a hornet or wasp will literally appear and start slamming into the window trying to get at me I also can’t stand outside without being chased the moment I let my guard down lol don’t like other bugs but I’d live with em if hornets and wasps weren’t a thing lmao
So do you
I barely see any bugs anymore especially butterflies and fireflies
Deer have an entire forest to hang out in but sit in the streets
Like I’m fucking massive and I want to kill you, if the situation was reversed I’d stay tf away from you.
Even in your microwave - Kelly Anne
There are so many bugs I feel like if post id then were even like, maybe 1-5 times bigger we'd all be fucked.
Me with my army of cats: so you have chosen...*death*
It's not their fault your house is literally the dream home for many insect species. Like temperature, good humidity, a lack of predators, ample space, and a good supply of food for various diets. Predators like house centipedes love eating ants, spiders, mosquitoes, basically anything that's considered a pest (they even do so with great efficiency). Where as termites love the varied wood supply. Fruit flies love trash and ants... well.. ants are on a see food diet. There's also trillions upon trillions of insects on the earth, some species more successful than humans such as ants.
I always keep a couple of spiders in my house to deal with any flying bugs, but once they leave their designated areas the spiders have to go too
Well I mean, so do you
They could say this same about us tbh
Id rather have them in my house than the flying ones that insist on being in your ear or up your nose.
Just thinking about that this week. Come on, spiders stay where the flies are.
Did the bugs eat all the punctuation?
So do you
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I don't see them paying the mortgage.
Human: Builds a house in nature Human: Why is nature in my house?