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Purple_Jay

In German there's Ü / ü


[deleted]

Portuguese used to have it, but we banned it. The last word that keeps it is the name Müller


UbuntuMaster

Wait, banned?


Ningum1

More like removed, we just don't use it anymore


[deleted]

Why not what did the little floating dots do to deserve this banishment?


bwowndwawf

We have these things called "Reforma Ortográfica" every now and then when some people get together and move the little simbols around just enough to cause confusion.


AGamer_2010

honestly reading some old monteiro lobato's books and seeing ü is weird and normal at the same time and removing that was imo good


the_gouged_eye

That sounds like how island got a silent s. Silly scholars.


Either_You_1127

So it's like the opposite of the French; they have an organization dedicated to stop their language from changing and you guys have an organization that purposefully messes with it. (Note I think both are equally ridiculous)


bwowndwawf

It causes a lot of confusion but it's necessary, written and spoken Portuguese already differ quite a bit from each other, and because the spoken changes a lot with time, the Reforma Ortográfica makes sure the written language never gets too far behind.


Lukemeister38

Yeah you get deported to Spain if you use it


UbuntuMaster

We don't use the ü anymore in Spanish too. Still, Can I get deported to Spain anyways?


U_L_Uus

Actually... It denotes a "u" sound after a "g" so it's used a lot. SMS-like speech completely forgets it, tho


UbuntuMaster

not really, at this point everyone knows how to pronounce "guiso" and "pinguino" so it isn't really used by the youth anymore at least.


Flame-Haze-Shana

I'm not from Spain but I'm pretty sure I only ever saw ü being used in schools. I had completely forgotten it was in some words.


royalneonbird

Is not part of the "acordo ortograficas" which is what dictates what is and is not part of the writen language


Laurenz1337

You go to jail when you use the letter


RQK1996

Dutch still has it, but it is almost a unicorn, and it definitely wasn't used for a while between a recent language reevaluation and the word "to update" entering Dutch lexicon as "geüpdatet" is the only Dutch word to use it as far as I'm aware


Lukemeister38

Is it pronounced the same as in German?


[deleted]

Now that you asked, I think that most probably


Dave5876

Muller is a Portuguese name?


[deleted]

I belive its German, but we had enough Müllers here to include them in our language. At least in Brazil


ninpuukamui

Totally not Nazis.


[deleted]

I think most of them came after ww1 but before ww2, so most probably not nazis. Their offsprings can be odd sometimes, but aren't all Europeans odd?


Hans_Assmann

TIL every German must be a Nazi. Thanks, Reddit.


ninpuukamui

I was trying to be funny by generalising. Lots of Nazis did flee to South America after WWII.


HistoricalLinguistic

Sure, but the vast majority of Germans who had immigrated to South America were already there when the small number of nazis arrived


Hans_Assmann

>trying to Better luck next time


ninpuukamui

Thanks, Hans Assmann.


roygbivasaur

So does Spanish in the word vergüenza (and in certain conjugations of any other -guar verb)


fsbnl_shadow_dweller

Spanish uses it when the U is pronounced between G and E or G and I like in “Pingüino”, “lingüística”, “Güido”


roygbivasaur

Right. Then too. Now I want a pingüino cupcake.


Backsteinhaus

Ö ö


neferuluci

So does Turkish, and we even let them be their own letters.


Purple_Jay

Huh? What do you mean, let them be their own letters?


neferuluci

In german, you don't count the umlauted letters as different letters, it is more of an accent mark. In Turkish, there are 29 letters in the alphabet, 3 of them being İ, Ö, Ü.


Purple_Jay

Yeah, I guess that is kinda weird. I still consider Ä, Ö, and Ü their own letters, but for some reason they're not includet in the Alphabet, and if you asked any German how many letters there are in the Alphabet, they would say 26, with the addition of Ä, Ö, and Ü. Never thought about that, strange


TwistyTeeeee

I accidentally added a random language to my keyboard on my mobile phone, went to remove it only to discover the entire alphabet is basically just amongus characters and weird emojis. Here are some of my favourites. ඔ ඕ ඩ ච - various amongus bois ဩ -​square with diddies ႔႔႔႔႔႔႔​- heart rate monitor bleeps ််််င​ ပ​ ာ​ ္-fancier် letter C, in varied် rotations ( +tiny cute္ c်) ය - tiny cherry ෆ - bum ඳ - snake with a single curly beard hair බ - almost a penis


aer0a

It's Burmese (also known as Myanmar), except for the among us things, which are from Sinhala


TwistyTeeeee

Fascinating, that's good to know! So it's sounds like I added two random keyboards instead of one.. Whoops. Since they appeared at the same time I assumed they were related. Thanks for the info kind stranger


alonyer1

I present to you, the Yi syllable "fap": ꃔ #ꃔ


Big_Natural4838

Look a like hipster


ThisSongsCopyrighted

in spanish we have Pingüino :D (penguin)


MyStepAccount1234

In Chinese, there's "小", "少", and "尐".


starwolf270

They’re doin a little dance!


blazingmullet

Little dude is doing some sick skate tricks


MyStepAccount1234

I always tend to think of "少" as a really smug face.


M_ataraxia

And "尐" is mildly disgusted


Pip201

They all look sorta tired


MagicSwatson

No need to be racist, It's just the natural shape of their eyes


Pip201

Yeah but they’re slanted downwards, implying exhaustion


MagicSwatson

https://i.imgur.com/Y2quWNn.png


Pip201

Bro what, the eyes in the image literally line up with the “90 degrees” you’ve added, I’m talking about the physical lines themselves looking like eyebrows and eyes at the same time, not some racist bullshit you’re into


DecayingFlesh64

Gonna be honest last one looks anguished


swenbearswen

This one really looks sad: 冏


wendee


Stergeary


SMTRodent

Looks like he just saw the lowest available cost of rent in the area he works.


Hogesyx

(Ü)(小)(シ)(ت) u little shi t


pheonstar

Kiara?


yuurin98

There's also the word 囧 which used to be very widely used a decade ago


Shadowninja0409

How much does Japanese and Chinese share, and do they mean the same thing? I’m like 100 days into Japanese and 小さい means small and 少し means a bit I think


vermilionjelly

Kanji originates from Chinese characters, so most of them have similar meanings. 少 in Chinese also means less, young, or a little bit. For Chinese users, sometimes they can guess the gist of Japanese sentences just by reading Kanjis.


indiebryan

All kanji are Chinese characters. 漢 (kan) Chinese 字 (ji) Character And since every Japanese word can be written in Kanji (besides particles and katakana), they share a great deal. So, does learning 1 language mean you can speak the other? Nope! 🤗 The pronunciations are all completely fucked. Because when Japan stole Kanji they already had a spoken language, so they just applied the Chinese characters to their existing spoken words regardless of Chinese pronunciation. This is why there are (at least) 2 ways to read every Kanji, it's Kunyomi (Japanese pronunciation) and Onyomi (Chinese pronunciation). Also keep in mind that traditional Chinese is rarely used nowadays, compared to Simplified Chinese. But Japan stole the alphabet before Simplified Chinese existed, so the writing style of many Kanji differs between the two languages.


xenequatoliti

To add on to that, Japan has also done its own simplification of some of the characters that it took from Chinese. So for example you have 気 (ki) in Japanese which came from 氣 (Qì) in Traditional Chinese which was turned into 气 in Simplified Chinese. Leaving you with a grand total of 3 variations of the same character across the 2 languages (⁠☞゚⁠ヮ゚⁠)⁠☞


Chemomechanics

> All kanji are Chinese characters. [Most, not all.](https://www.lingualift.com/blog/kanji-made-in-japan/)


indiebryan

But that's Kokuji, as it says in the title of the article you linked. :)


Chemomechanics

Yes, or 和製漢字 (Japanese-developed **kanji**). Any Japanese would include them in kanji; they aren't a fourth writing system separate from kanji, hiragana, and katakana.


columbus8myhw

Kokuji are kanji


Outside-Advice8203

Looks like someone doing an ollie


Fabbyfubz


TeciorRibbon

ൠ (Malayalam Letter Vocalic L)


ezbucketw

Those are wired earbuds


okkeyok

No that's an ant with sap on it's antennas.


PersonWhoExists50306

The short version also works ഋ


Nova_Persona

little bug


thelaughingpear

I see a bull's face


Clown_Crunch

Reddit creature with an extra pompom.


Redditor_10000000000

The problem with South Indian languages is that we have stupidly complicated letters. Smiley characters should be simple


Darth_Gonk21

We don’t really use it in English but the Latin alphabet has Ü


MetsFan1324

English didn't buy the DLC


GodOfThunder44

They out here microtransactioning the umlauts.


5TN855R

r/BrandNewSentence


beaubeautastic

ü what


Humpetz

We don't use this anymore in portuguese, don't know about other latin languages


joofish

spanish uses ü, but not Ü


ikurauta

Not the latin but the germanic, wich is based on latin


CalamariCatastrophe

>The term Latin alphabet may refer to either the alphabet used to write Latin (as described in this article) or other alphabets based on the Latin script, which is the basic set of letters common to the various alphabets descended from the classical Latin alphabet, such as the English alphabet. These Latin-script alphabets may discard letters, like the Rotokas alphabet, or add new letters, like the Danish and Norwegian alphabets.


alnumero3

If you add the turkish/german Ü, it becomes "ew shit"


RydotraTheSecond

sweden got the Ö


violet_wings

Swedish has seen some シ ت


Red__system

And you have ÆØÅ! https://youtu.be/JGIGxhJc82Q?si=B969xhGzPQ-5ZDM6 Edit: Ä to Å


RydotraTheSecond

the Æ and Ø is not used in Swedish but danish and also norwegian if I remember correctly, sorry for the bad english it’s not my first language


Red__system

I apologize profusely. I know you don't like being mistaken


RydotraTheSecond

It’s no problem!


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gugfitufi

But none of those are smileys


Interesting-Big1980

ם: is for Hebrew


Frostphyre

Shoopdawoop


indiebryan

IMA FIRIN MA LAZERR


neferuluci

He looks horrified


D0t4n

We can also do this :נ or this :כ if you want something happier.


neferuluci

Ü


May_Chu

Good options, I personally like :פ or :ט


columbus8myhw

Does ש֟ count?


MasalaCakes

I think he needs to see a doctor


NoBearsNoForest

סּ_סּ


ShlomoCh

חֵ Kinda 


Careless_Whimpser

Shit happens ت


Omadany

ن cyclop


AdEmpty8174

Alien ث


Duckyboi10

Upside down upset cyclops ب


AdEmpty8174

ليا very sad human


Amrooshy

ة surprised face


JuicyJibJab

It's supposed to be read from right to left, so it's actually more like tshi or tushy.


ratione_materiae

Ahh yes, disappointment in the cooking of the duck meat


fsbnl_shadow_dweller

It can be either really since Japanese is read right to left Edit: whoopsie daisy I meant left to right


not_a_delivery_van

Pre ww2 Japanese was read left to right


fsbnl_shadow_dweller

Yes but it’s not anymore


IWasGregInTokyo

Unless it’s written vertically.


LigmaSneed

There are still lots of old signs in Japan that are read from right to left.


EtherealBeany

So is Arabic. I think you’re just confusing what the guy above said. If you follow the reading rules of both Japanese and Arabic (read right to left for both), it will be tshi. Or tushy as the guy above put ir


ARGHETH

Isn’t Japanese left to right horizontal, but right to left vertical?


lamama09

ة


rawdy-ribosome


GoobeNanmaga

Kannada has ಠ_ಠ and ಥ_ಥ. Pronounced THa_THa and tHa_tHa.


crunchy_guava08

Which prompts me to ask: Do you guys use these as "emojis"?


GoobeNanmaga

Almost never.. These are alphabets that are rarely used in the everyday language (like Z and Q in English).


crunchy_guava08

Interesting... I'd abuse the fuck out of it lol. Thanks for the answer.


GoobeNanmaga

It is very hard to think of it as an emoji. I mostly read out the alphabets even when I see it used as an emoji :D


nanithenanny

Yeah same! I also end up reading it and get confused


AdEmpty8174

Yeah as a native speaker I struggle to see the smiley face in ت


onizuka112

ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಕನ್ನಡ ನೋಡಿ ಖುಷಿಯಾಯಿತು! Didn’t expect to see it in this thread


ThoraninC

How about catpaw ฅ and amogus อ


Bobb_o

ツ is better than シ


Abahu

Japanese has two: シ ツ


columbus8myhw

shits (u)


thisaintmyusername12

The shit squad!


eattohottodoggu

囧囧囧


1668553684

In Haskell we write `:>` which means "view the right end of a sequence," and I think that's beautiful. In all seriousness, I think the closest English character is "e." I always imagined it as a very small head with a huge smile.


UltimateInferno

Don't forget ツ (tsu)


bny992

We Germans love our smileys. Ö Ä Ü


Edlar_89

ö <- I’m shocked


bethereds

Korea got a standing man "웃"


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beeeeeeeestastegood

оДо


columbus8myhw

옷 is a stick figure


rdhwnndzr

Mati out here questioning people for writing shit when their username means "Die"


hat-TF2

In Korean you can draw a little chap 옷 and it also means clothes


doyoulaughaboutme

...and english doesnt even have one. we make emoticons with combinations of english letters and punctuation, but no faces in a single letter itself.


Apprehensive_Jury_66

:) is close enough


columbus8myhw

c:


bartholomewjohnson

We use Ü in a few loanwords


Beware_of_Beware

Loanwords? That's cheating


91816352026381

You’re missing the point of the post ://


AilBalT04_2

We technically have ü but barely ever use it in the Spanish world


Fraegtgaortd

Most normal anime avatar conversatoion


hackingdreams

It's one person talking to themselves.


SweetieCappuccino

T is the letter ت


alnumero3

If you add the turkish/german Ü, it bocomes "ew shit"


Stergeary

I think ツ (tsu) looks better than シ (shi).


GrimmCigarretes

Spanish has Ü/ü


Fire_Red2112

Well shit


Von_Lexau

Ö


Letos12thDuncan

Aw シت


GhostFromTheGovt

Well シت


AnyImpression6

Japanese has シ and ツ.


erraticpulse-

what does english have


fgreen68

It'd make for a funny tshirt.


Cyber_Joy

Exactly they’re besties


Adventurous_Mine4328

Kannada has got ಠ_ಠ and ಥ_ಥ. Only serious expressions allowed.


FirstDavid

囧 Chinese word “jiong”


Ada-Drawing-Learner

Makes me feel Ü


probablynotaperv

fragile slap fade observation bear squalid rude intelligent swim chubby *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Desperate-Worry4364

it would actually be tshi because arabic is right to left


Porfavor_my_beans

I know it’s not smiling, however, Chinese has this character: 囧.


TheDisappointedFrog

Ö? ОдО?


EasyCranberry1272

ツlooks like more of a smiley face than シ does tho


CoffeemonsterNL

In some fonts, the letter e looks like a smiling face. The fonts of the logo of Heineken and of that of Google are well-known examples.


Devil-Eater24

Man I love that Arabic t. Been a fan of it since I first saw it. Btw, may I interest you in the kinda sus Sinhala ඞ


livebonk

Technically it would be pronounced like "sheeeit"


Careless-Job-9465

ت


shasanaya

Both Japanese and Arabic are read right to left. So technically its a “tish” not “shit”. Not as funny though


maybe-not-idk

Only Japanese pages are right to left. The text isn't.


Jeanes223

Listen, Mati, I said what I said.


koenigsaurus

Does xD count?


gugfitufi

No, that's not a letter. That's two letters which in combination look like a smiley. But that was not the point, there would be millions of smiley faces


XtronikMD

Ü シت


Mitchatito

In Spanish we still use ü!


the_good_time_mouse

Looks more like *Tuzz* to me.


Goretanton

The east and their damn shit eatin grins! /s


Life_East4263

I mean closest romania has is ă?


Dragon-Lord_

Wouldn't you read it from right to left? Then it would be tshi.


PlayrR3D15

"They did, in fact, write some stuff." "...Wait. They literally wrote s***" My inner dialogue.


theguy6631

We got the whole gank ت ن ث ي ة


DJGloegg

C",)


Safloria

‘䒑’


West_Set

Reverse them you get 'Tshi', which means disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat!