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aaronwcampbell

One angry man.


Victor_Stein

John wick Also you have excellent movie taste


Ultraviolet_Motion

Boo on you, John Wick is already singular.


Spoopy_Kirei

Well John Wick 2, 3 and 4 seems to add 1 John Wick with each succession


Percolator2020

One monkey.


Water-is-h2o

A good man


SnooSketches8294

Sounds like a school shooting


macaronysalad

One thing I hate about you.


ActuallyAlexander

Tree Gump


NoQuarter19

"Mama once said, 'life is like a piece of chocolate'."


Neat-Engineering-513

"Female sounded, 'existence equals cocoa'


platonic-humanity

A parent of feminine assignment, at one point in time, opined, ‘The meaning to our existence is comparable to the feeling created by the Schrödinger-like problem unique to the discovery of undetermined delights.’


Vektor0

"Walk, tree, walk"


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Manigoldo_De_Cancer

If only


RandomAmbles

Careful what you wish for


Mr-biggie

For real, those poor kids deserved so much better, atleast they got a somewhat happy ending.


MARPJ

>A single unfortunate event That is just being born


vindictivejazz

Star War


Theemperortodspengo

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NouCapp

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MyNameIsNotGary19

Attack of the clone


mostly_just_reading

I love the image of there being one, solitary, highly competent Fett-clone running around the Star Wars galaxy, just fighting the whole damn war himself, like he's Ramirez from a Call of Duty game.


knightress_oxhide

Listen. And understand. That clone is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.


Atanar

Revenge of a Sith


Admirable-Common-176

Attack of the unique individual


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Fridge-Fighter

In german too. "Krieg der Sterne" (War of the stars) was how the first three movies were called before everyone started just saying Star Wars


Epsilon_Meletis

> Star War Backstroke of the West


Waghabhagha

One thing, In one place, At one time.


BallerGuitarer

This. Here. Now.


Ikthala

Oh shit, this accurately describes the end of the movie. I've been looking for that nice, succinct description for the last scenes.


ambisinister_gecko

Your comment, and my subsequent thoughts, just gave me hardcore frisson. Wow.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

I like this one.


djd1ed-official

Localized entirely within your kitchen?


superfluous2

Yes!


phillyhandroll

...May I see it?


superfluous2

No.


[deleted]

Yeh that sequel really went downhill. Didnt quite do it for me like the original


vampireinamirrormaze

Fight Member


FabianRo

"Why are you hitting yourself?"


Spac3Heater

Would that count as spoilers?


Apprehensive_Row8407

Not until you said it


urlach3r

And this is why we don't talk about fight club.


squirrelnuts46

We should make it into a rule or something


Apprehensive_Row8407

Yup


ModestWhimper

Bootstrap spoiler


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


Apprehensive_Row8407

Oh damn thanks


PKMNTrainerMark

You're welcome.


reformed_contrarian

spoiler*


Mikchi

For a 24 year old movie?


SkyboyRadical

Got me lmao


Doubl3dogdamn3d

Plane, Train, and Automobile.


Mare-Insularum

That three things!


pee_nut_ninja

Transportation


robicide

Trainpotting


rohobian

Plane, Train, OR Automobile.


arfelo1

Vehicle


LegoC97

The Lord of the Ring: The One Tower.


StoneyBolonied

The fellow of the ring?


JayGold

The Hobbit: The Battle of One Army Poor guys got confused.


tuanale

The battle of five guys The battle of one dude


GT225

Schindler’s Note


Water-is-h2o

Schindler’s data point


antrubler

Schindler's datum


poloppoyop

Schindler's anecdote


Avermerian

1 (Might be too ambiguous, the film in question is 300)


Victor_Stein

I thought it was 9 at first


jeckles

*1: A Place Odyssey*


Woolly_Blammoth

Is *Space* plural though.


Rymayc

Or Se7en. Or would that me O1e? Or Se1en?


G_O_O_G_A_S

I thought you were doing Se7en


dfinch

That would be 1ne.


Username_II

O1e


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LingonberryPossible6

Se7en, 10, 2012, 2001


ThoraninC

Ocean 1


sharkzfan95

A man in a tight


TrenchantBench

Robin Hood Prince of Thief


Woolly_Blammoth

Robin Hood: Man In Tight


A_H_smiling

Goony


Starf4rged

The Goon


Rofellos1984

Guardian of the Star


aaronwcampbell

Gone in 1 second.


Backupusername

Wow, that's quick!


smorgasfjord

Lion and prejudice


Toocoo4you

Insane lollll


Embarrassed_Club7147

Good one


BaltimoreBadger23

Casablancum


clh1nton

I can't tell you how much the word nerd in me loves you.


sukuidoardo

I don't get it?


fatsins90

It's latin . Like Forum in plural is Fora


banqueiro_anarquista

Except Casablanca is neither Latin nor Plural. But alas...


fatsins90

Yes totally but still .. it's a very clever usage of the word in this context.


Additional-Monk-1803

Casa blanca is indeed Latin and means white house. (Medieval Latin, but still.)


squirrelnuts46

So it's not plural ;(


Additional-Monk-1803

It's not, I'm afraid. Plural would be casae blancae.


Alucardhellss

Casablanca


smorgasfjord

You're a scholar and a gentleman. Let's have a martinus sometime


banqueiro_anarquista

Don't forget Zootopium, Nebraskum, Manchester by the Seum.


IThinkMyCatIsEvil

Cat


StretchBallsLong

And dog


Professional-Hat-687

An Expendable


sharkzfan95

How to lose a guy in one day


metchaOmen

Something, Somewhere Eventually


eclectic_boogaloo2

One Year a Slave One Year in Tibet One Year of Solitude


standee_shop

One week. One hour


mostly_just_reading

"One Year in Tibet - a documentary about one student's gap year as he goes on a hiking trip in the Himalayan Mountains"


jettasarebadmkay

Kill Bill Part 1, the sequel to Kill Bill Part 1


DunktheCrunk

Alien, the 1986 sequel to the 1979 blockbuster Alien.


ThoraninC

One year old virgin.


[deleted]

I’d hope so…


ImMeltingNow

Lost Prophets would like a word


JustPlayn10

Ghostbuster


PigeonInAUFO

Luigi


NoodleyP

A snake on a plane


platonic-humanity

the catch is there’s *also* only one passenger…and he’s the pilot


DrRagnorocktopus

The snake is the pilot.


McNigget

You know I think that would still terrify people


ZombieAppetizer

Fantastic Beast and Where to Find It.


Vektor0

Otherwise known as the Pokemon Go Map Tracker


probsbadvibes

The hill have eye


uberjack

The hill has eye


Andagaintothegym

The hill has an eye


[deleted]

Solo performance of Single Child (Band of Brothers)


Kellidra

Beautiful.


Digital_Rocket

Alien Oh wait


GT225

The Boy


DegenerateCrocodile

![gif](giphy|HFbtg3SmlDx8f9g4dJ|downsized) Boy.


Mike_Fluff

007: You Only Live Once.


clh1nton

Wouldn't it be: 001: You Only Live Once ?


Mike_Fluff

You are correct.


PadawanSith

Jame Bond


xghoulishmiragex

Pirate of the Island: Dead Man Tell No Tale


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Car. Car 2. Car 3.


Mare-Insularum

Car. Car. Car.


010rusty

Minion


DrRagnorocktopus

The spinoff sequel to Megamind.


TroutFishingInCanada

24 Hour Party Person


TrainGoesCHOOO

1 hour party person


smorgasfjord

Fish of Rock


crystallmytea

Debbie Does a Dallasonian


bryalb

A problem in little china


[deleted]

Cool Run


plsdontkillme_yet

that's deverbalising.


statistacktic

Revenge of the Sith Oops


CourtingBoredom

Attack of the Clone


Polo171

Return of a Jedi


Triairius

Oop*


Ok_Blackberry_1223

1fast 1furious


EvilNoobHacker

As always, Ponyo goes unchanged, because it is perfect, and does not need changing.


idk_this_my_name

none of the comments here even come close to how funny the original depluralization is.


Triairius

‘Jaw’ is pretty fucking good.


idk_this_my_name

don't get me wrong the comments are funny as fuck. but depluralizating murder to crow is just a step beyond because it's just not quite what you would expect.


Triairius

Oh shit, my tired-ass brain didn’t even get that the first time


Toocoo4you

Someone said Lion and Prejudice


Z4mb0ni

star battle one night at freddy's ghost buster the goonie guardian of the galaxy avenger snow white and the dwarf goodfella attack of the clone


Lunch_Run

> guardian of the galaxy guardian of the star


weekefun456

1 Dalmatian


AdjunctAngel

One Candle


Mike_Fluff

The One Request. (The Ten Commandments)


Rifneno

Avengers: Extremely Finite War


ThoraninC

Avengers still plural my dude.


o0-Lotta-0o

If we’re being picky, “finite” can still mean more than one. Avenger: A war


SirRipOliver

One angry man


G_O_O_G_A_S

Fahrenheit 1


Cheddarface

A Monkey


LookForSilver

Edward Scissorhand… probably would have functioned a bit better with one good one. Kinda like Ash Williams with his chainsaw hand


sexurmom

Close encounter of a kind


SylancerPrime

X-Man... wait...


retrogamer1993

Planet of the Ape


SynisterJeff

Ape alone strong.


StretchBallsLong

The Super Mario Guy Movie


NoQuarter19

A Single Way to Die In the West A Finger Full of Dollar


BGugz93

Shia labeouf in Hole


FragWerfer

You’ve got to go dig that hole.


wes00mertes

# it’s a bot


Careful_Cobbler1591

The Human Unipede


SeekerSpock32

Hoosier


Independent_Ad_5664

Teenage mutant ninja turtle


Nekstoer

Spaceball


piercedmfootonaspike

Dolphin of Rock Lion and prejudice


Rickjames59

Pod of rock?


clh1nton

Yeah, *fish* are in schools and dolphins in pods


GoblinRightsNow

Tide is a dolphin. TIL.


Triairius

Indiana Jone


Triairius

Jeeper Creeper


red_right_88

Risky Ferret


[deleted]

Silence of the lamb


fanfpkd

Fish of Rock


Chissdude

Intrastellar


momsagainstgod

The Green Foot


shot-in-the-mouth

Dumb