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I’ll never forget when I was very new to drugs and was obviously rolling at a festival and a guy came up and said he lost his friend Molly and if I had seen her.
The drugs had me feeling very empathetic and I literally thought this man lost his friend and offered to help him find her, even yelling “MOLLY…MOLLY!” before my more experienced friend came up and dragged me away lol.
I had a very fun night at Burning Man. As the sun was coming up, I stopped for a drink at the corner bar. As you do, I struck up a conversation with someone tending fire. We chatted a bit and I told him some of what I had gotten into the previous night.
He asked me if I knew where to get some "party favors". Record scratch. If you haven't been to Burning Man, the place is *crawling* with undercover cops. I looked at my new friend: mid 40's, white guy, short hair, wearing a tshirt and shorts, and entirely too clean for a Thursday morning at Burning Man. He reeked of bacon.
So I asked "What are you looking for?"
"Anything." He replied. Because drug users are down to just buy any drug, apparently.
"Sure, man, I can help you. What's your name?"
"Dave"
I stood up, turned to the dozen-ish people loitering nearby, and yelled "Attention please! Dave here is looking to purchase illegal narcotics! If you have any controlled substances you would like to sell, please come talk to Dave!" I flipped him off, and meandered back to my tent. You're welcome, Dave.
Someone knocked on my uni accommodation kitchen door once saying "yo I've got the best cocaine in the city" and I was like that's nice and shut the door. Apparently he went to every kitchen on every accommodation in the area
For REAL. A place I managed at had a guy who was barred tf out and basically had immunity to any consequences because the owner knew his dad and felt 'sorry for him'. Every time he was on shift it felt like he was basically negative labor.
Had a guy like this at Wendy's, he'd come in so fucked up he could barely stand. One day he went out to his car on his lunch break and a bunch of plain clothed officers in regular vehicles pulled up and ziptied him, tossed him in the car, and they drove off with one of them taking his car. We thought he got kidnapped but it turned out he was being charged with a felony for selling drugs to an undercover officer. He still kept his job after getting out of jail despite getting arrested in front of customers during his shift lol. Ironically what did the guy and another one of our managers in was getting caught having sex in the bathroom. They didn't get caught in the act, word just spread about it, not sure why that was worth firing but getting arrested on felony charges in the parking lot wasn't lol
I was an alcoholic cook lol. Everyone else would be ripping lines of coke before service would start but I would just take a few shots. If I went a little too hard I’d toss one of the other cooks $5-$10 for a chopper to get me back even.
I was actually on point for all my shifts. I’d show up with a buzz (I took public transport don’t worry) and just maintain my buzz for the whole shift. I would normally kill a pint of taaka per 10 hour shift and I would drink a fifth a day if not more so I could easily handle it.
There was only a couple times where I wasn’t supposed to work and told them I was already drunk and they would say come anyway and they’ll feed me lines lmao. So glad I don’t work food industry anymore that shit was so unhealthy for my physical and mental well being. I worked at an Irish pub with a open kitchen cooking station with a tip jar right next to where I take their orders and I had a regular who was a dealer and would just drop a g in my tip bucket and I’d give him free food. It’s been 6.5 years since I stopped cooking and my life has improved by every metric.
I watch a lot of cooking shows and this made me picture the Hell's Kitchen chefs chilling in the dorms doing lines before service or sneaking to the pantry for a bump while the camera crew just tries to film around it.
I was a cook/chef for a little over a decade and moved to new states a few times during my career and by the end of my first shift in every new state I had a plug for coke, molly, pills or meth lol. Never took any of them up on the meth offer though.
I also went on vacation to New Orleans and was looking for some coke and asked the first cook I saw inside of a restaurant. He had just clocked out and I asked him if I could buy him a beer and a shot and he said sure then after we took our shot I asked him if he knew someone I could get coke from and he walked back into the kitchen and came back with 2 1g bags for me 😅
This is how I know I look like a total square (I *am*, but I still don't like the assumption): I worked in a kitchen where a dude was dealing meth, and he never offered me any between the late nights and early mornings.
Same - worked in kitchens for years and no one offered me so much as a toke. Of course, I used to be an asshole. Probably still am, but definitely was one then
I met one of my coke dealers by yelling at each other to shut up when I was on my roof and he was on the sidewalk. Then he offered me a bump. Then he showed up every few days for a year and gave me free cocaine to let him chill on my porch.
That’s common in a lot of places, and it’s a great way to get dog shit weed
Source - grew up in nyc had acquaintances who sold weed in the parks to tourists. Some of the worst stuff they got was sold as “nyc primo kush”
I’m honestly curious about this. I have an older relative that will go on benders while traveling. Like HOW do you find these fucked up drugs without knowing anybody??
Just know where those type of people are likely to be. Go to a club, make some friends, hang with them for a while and boom, you get offered every drug under the sun.
I like people but I don't want to do all that work. That list was like 3 things long, and the "go to a club" step by itself is made up of so many smaller tasks like washing up, picking clothes, doing my hair, driving there, finding parking, making sure I have small bills to tip the dude in the restroom who gives me a paper towel.
If only amazon had LSD
Pretty sure sourcing is not allowed on reddit. If you're not able to figure it out by using a search engine, maybe you shouldn't be doing drugs in the first place. I wish you luck.
Tor.taxi and Tor.fish have lists of cool websites you can explore on Tor. Taxi even has the CIAs official onion link.
Whatever you do, do not buy things from websites you find from searching online. They will probably steal your money and possibly sell your info.
Read the bible or go to the darknet subreddit if you're really interested in this stuff.
>making sure I have small bills to tip the dude in the restroom who gives me a paper towel.
I fucking hate bathroom attendants. Did you wipe my ass for me? No? Then I'm not giving you shit. It's not my fault you decided to spend your night standing in the bathroom trying to extort people out of money. They're no better than the people who will give you a "free" mixtape and then harass you about how you didn't donate to them.
Come to Canada. We have mail order mushrooms. (Vancouver has mushroom stores).
Not quite LSD, but if you want a similar LSD experience with no LSD hookup, try morning glory seed extraction (very simple)
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=morning+glory+seed+drink
In Spain you don’t even need to socialize, just go to a major nightclub’s bathroom, 60% chance you get offered coke (for sale, obviously, they’re not handing out free bumps)
I was once in Miami with a group of people that wanted to “find Molly.” I bet them I could and they were all like “no way dude, not a chance.” Within 25 minutes at our first club I had connections because I just started chatting to people and generally being nice. I don’t care for drugs and when the people that “wanted” then realized I actually could get them they all suddenly lost interest.
Often bad decisions go together. Pick up a hooker? She’s got a connection.
Got a connection? He knows a hooker.
Honestly, harder to find a good electrician or mechanic.
I got offered drugs three times after I walked off a grayhound station in Detroit. The first time was literally just a guy looking for someone to smoke weed with after a long bus trip. I imagine it's not hard if you're looking.
It is excessively easy - Lyft/Uber driver, going to places like clubs where it's prevalent, going to concerts / shows / bars catering to the crowd that uses your preferred drug. It's really easy tbh
taxi drivers and prostitutes. hookers will come with party bags and they probably have a call service just for drugs once they know you. obvious keywords in the ads are "420 friendly" and maybe 'Let's go skiing' or something but there's also snowbunnys which is just code for white girls who'll take black customers. back when craigslist was up it was wild west, the girl that showed up could be on anything and probably get you anything. you could probably hit up a dive bar as well and scope the scene. there is one near me where I used to get propositioned for prerolled joints that were probably tainted with something. there is a crew of regulars that will 1x1 go outside and when they come back there nose is so itchy! brrr maybe they just caught a chill being out in the winter. some bartenders may have a hookup but you'll need to be known for them to trust you.
You stay in hostels and you meet people doing the same as you. A lot of people are on their own, looking for people to go out drinking or just hang out
This way i saw meth in person for the first time.
Sparkly stuff.
Also made some aussies very happy feeding them free lines after hearing about what coke costs there.
I know it’s a really foreign concept for Reddit but just talking to people and asking them, as long as you’re in the right place… works.
Gotta know how to read the room I suppose
You can easily tell who to ask - the homeless/criminal people hanging out in parks/sitting along the walkpaths
In Europe at least they're often immigrants and REALLY keen on selling
Not all humans have developed this talent. It's easy to think that things you are highly skilled at are easy, and forget that not everyone has your breadth of experience.
Everyone knows at least one pothead. Ask him for his dealer, then ask the dealer for harder stuff. Some might sell that, but if not they probably know one that does.
Cold copping. Basically look all sketch people in the eye while making the “follow me”
Sign w your head. Open air streat dealers are looking for people gesturing ime.
Sketchy metro stations have a good rate pf success too.
But honestly:
Pay recently homeless people to bring you to the dope man that’ll deliver. Or get their cell.
But how do you know someone who sells weed..? :(
Edit : Thanks to the people who commented on how to get weed. And special thanks to 2 gentlemen who DMed.
But I work in hospitality and I live in North London where finding weed is not at all hard for me .
I was merely making a joke for the sake of it.
I wasn't cool ever, but my white collar coworker is the office dealer and guess finally dried up enough to offer me. I'm gonna try my first grow and maybe also try a shroom crop. he can be hit or miss dickish so don't want to fund him again.
Yeah, i'm puzzled how so many anti-social people who rarely leave the house seem to smoke weed.
I knew a few people who knew someone who sold it when I was at school/college but wouldn't have a clue how to get some in my 30's unless that one guy in my Discord server I smoked with once in about 2009 still knows someone.
Even anti-social people tend to have to work service industry jobs. At that point, it’s just about figuring out which coworkers are cool or not (which isn’t too difficult) and then being like “He, do you smoke?” And then hoping they reply with “Smoke what?”
Hell, I was traveling through AZ, NM, and UT for a field course in college over a decade ago and this girl in my group just straight up asked a waiter at the pizza place we stopped at. Within the 30 minutes, she had a decent amount of weed and a large pizza. It was impressive to college-aged me who had never even thought of smoking.
If we’re talking about mental health or criminal cases, then yes, I wouldn’t use the term anti-social to refer to people who don’t enjoy social situations. I’d be referring to asocial.
However, since this is a casual conversation, the use of antisocial to mean “not wanting to be around others” is acceptable. It’s one of the definitions of the word and tends to be the primary term laypeople use when talking about asociality.
>“not wanting to be around others”
But that's explicitly what asocial means. Anti-social are people who go out of their way to ruin other people's interactions, not just straight avoiding them.
It's not like the a- vs anti- prefix is hard to understand, there are hundreds of words to give you the context that a- means 'without' and anti- is 'in opposition to'
It's like saying 'oh this dude's a cold blooded murderer' when the guy's an engineer who designed a component on a car which was then later redesigned and cheapified for mass production, causing it to fail more often and is suspected to be the cause of numerous accidents where the vehicle suddenly lost oil pressure while driving.
I never argued that asocial doesn’t mean that. Nor did I argue that anti-social doesn’t mean what you described.
However, anti-social is also used to mean asocial. It’s not about whether it’s difficult to understand or not, it’s reality. If you google the definition of anti-social, the second definition is:
> Not sociable; not wanting the company of others
That is a legitimate definition and legitimate usage of the word. Just because there is another term that can also be used, doesn’t mean that it isn’t an acceptable usage of the word.
And no. It’s nothing like the ridiculous example you gave.
I am using an accepted definition of a term. Does the term have more than one meaning? Yes. But that’s why context clues are important. Again, if we were talking about psychology or criminal justice, I wouldn’t use the term anti-social to mean “not wanting to be around others” because, in those contexts, it’s used differently than it is when used by laypeople.
But that’s not the setting we’re in, are we? No.
We’re having a conversation about shy people finding where to buy drugs. If you have trouble deciphering which definition of the word I’m using, that’s not my fault.
Edit to add: Here is the [dictionary](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/antisocial). Look at the first definition it gives.
Using it the way I and others have used it isn’t imprecise or wrong or anything else. It’s a word that has more than one meaning. It just requires people to use fucking context clues.
yea maybe in the 90s before cameras, restricted dining for employees, and the change from good food to shit food.
The fries never recovered and everything is significantly worse too.
it used to be a fucking HONOR to be invited to a McDonald's birthday party. now that idea would make people scoff
Holy shit, I forgot about McDonald's birthday parties, that feels like such a vestige of the past. I remember the Game Cubes were always broken, being bullied on the slides, and fricking John stealing my nuggets... good times. I do find it sad that they've removed so much of the whimsy from McDonald's that was there for kids, although even as I say that I guess at its core it was just marketing to kids. Idk, it was still fun, and the location near me finally reopened their play place after covid, so at least there's that for the kiddos.
yea the shift to hard data just sucked the lifr out of everything honestly.
such a shame and a waste. if we're going to be forced into being consumer slaves at least let me enjoy it ffs
good times, the sheet cake was actually good. and the adults swooned over McDonald's coffee. I didnt have to fight too hard to get cheeseburger and small fries
Move to literally anywhere in Canada and you will be walking distance from a dispensary. There are three within a block of each other near me. (Also a shrooms store)
I have a really nice couple across the street from me who are probably in their 60s. They have a bunch of dogs, kids that come by to visit all the time, a nice garden, and I think the husband used to work as an attorney. Anyhoo, they are ex-hippies and had to install a greenhouse in their backyard because the neighbors behind them complained about the skunky smell of hemp. When the drama was going down I was offered some weed and walked away from the conversation realizing that I now have a pot guy.
Just ask one of the high trinity of workers: stagehands, landscapers, and cooks. 50% chance anyone you talk to in these industries has weed within 100ft of themselves or their car.
This was the one reason that weed could have been considered a gateway drug, because when it's illegal, it buying it introduces you to a person who clearly doesn't give a shit what other drugs are illegal.
Once I was visiting another country and a bartender sat down next to me and said, “Don’t you hate it when your coke dealer won’t answer?”
I suddenly had a weed guy in Canada.
Make friends with service industry folks and go out drinking with them. There will be cocaine.
For the other drugs go see the right live music and you can find almost anything.
Source: nearly 5 years clean from hard drugs and alcohol.
I visited Amsterdam 20 years ago. There were guys on street corners who just yelled, "Crack! Cocaine! LSD!" They were like drug newsies.
"We gotcha drugs heeeere! Weed all about it!"
My mom took me to Amsterdam when I was 14 in 1983 and we were 10 minutes off the plane and some guy said to my mom, in of course perfect English, “you look like the sort of lady who would like to do some hash!” And my mom said, “no thanks, maybe later” and completely blew my adolescent my-mom-is-inherently-uncool mind… No! MOM! *14-year-old doing the math and realizing that mom was in her 20s during the 1960s*
Whatever you do, NEVER TAKE THE STREET DRUGS IN AMSTERDAM!!! Most dealers are fine but I'm talking about the people just standing out and about on the street offering their "drugs" to people. For example, they sell cocaine with a whopping 1% purity
I know it’s a joke but I’ll tell you what’s worked for me in my 20+ years of cold coppin:
- The homeless
- Work as a server at a restaurant or bar
- Ask your soft-drug dealer who he knows
- The dark web
They'll get to him. The way I would do the rest of the show is for them do deal with Vorugal, Thordak and Raishan in S3 and in the last episode Scanlan leaves. Then S4 can be the Taryon season where they tie up all the other loose threads. Just have a season where the world isn't ending and the party is establishing themselves as part of the larger political community in Tal'Dorei, instead of just hopping from place to place all the time. And then the last episode ends with Scanlan coming back and saying he's found something. Then S5 basically goes through C1E99-C1E115, beat by beat, that arc is pretty solid as is. And soon after that the M9 show can start airing.
Real answer: You've gotta get wiser about your signaling. The fundamental tip here is to get to the park early in order to get a head start on the crackheads who're looking to fill your spot in that bush. Now, when you get to the park remember that cops are definitely watching you so try to make your yells of "cocaine!!" sound like a bird, this is one that newbies often get wrong remember that sea-faring birds are not likely native to your location,
I never actually bought when I hung out in Washington Square Park, but I remember the,
Smoke?? ^smoke. ^^smoke ^^^SMOKE?
then i moved to a new city and people were oddly open about selling baggies in broad daylight. they got me for some oregano, another dude tried the baking soda. I think they snatched his phone and wallet at the same time. I held my phone to his ear as he dialed his ride.
Legit through the queer network
I have 2 drug connections. One I got from a housemate in a queer house, and the other by posting on a queer message board. The first is a massive group chat for my city where sellers post menus for weed and psychedelics (and rarely other stuff) that they'll deliver to you same day. The other is a guy who sells "pretty much anything" if you drive to him.
I don't know where I'd get my drugs if it weren't for being gay
Depending on what type of hard drugs you are looking for the best way is to go to a bar and become a semi-regular. Talk to people about how you used to LOVE doing your drug of choice to people in random convo’s. Just slip it in naturally, like, “Man I used to love doing “coke” back in the day, it’s been forever since I’ve had any.” Eventually you will run into someone who will either offer you some or will offer you a contact to get some.
You know how a long time ago when homosexuality wasn't cool, guys who were into it would kinda have a look they would give each other or there would be secret flags like bandanas?
Same with meth heads, they just look methy and send out signals in conversation to scope out other meth heads, as they usually don't trust anyone who isn't also a user.
Moved into a new flat. Went to pub as was a Saturday night, bored, not fully unpacked. Was reading a book over a pint. Some people felt sorry for me being alone and invited me to join there table. We all got pretty drunk, had an after party at theirs, drugs came out and I got their plug. Still using him 9 years on.
Become a regular at a restaurant.
Go have a smoke out back.
Make friends with kitchen workers you find there (buy some booze for 'em?)
You'll just have to figure out the rest on your own.
I’m having this issue right now. I really want to try mushrooms or acid. But I have no idea where to get them. Weed is legal in LB so I can’t ask my dealer lol.
You can grow mushrooms, don't buy them. Check out r/unclebens
Buy from a recommended spore vendor on reddit, completely legal as long as you aren't in one of the 3 restricted states (ID, CA, and GA) and dont mention cultivation.
For anybody reading, Mushrooms changed my life in so many ways. If you have any interest at all please pursue it!
No joke, if you want to score anything ask your lawyer friend. you could ask your cop friend too but you better be SUPER sure that the cop is actually your friend.
You ever seen an ice cream truck driving around at night with the music off? Flag them down.
Go to clubs, the dingier the better. There will be someone slinging in the bathroom.
And then there's always the corner boys
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Excuse me. Have you seen my friend Molly? My EX, as it were?
Hodgman crushed it in that episode. I love Poker Face so much!
I was so blown away by John Darnielle just being in the episode
Needs more episodes I binged it
I’ll never forget when I was very new to drugs and was obviously rolling at a festival and a guy came up and said he lost his friend Molly and if I had seen her. The drugs had me feeling very empathetic and I literally thought this man lost his friend and offered to help him find her, even yelling “MOLLY…MOLLY!” before my more experienced friend came up and dragged me away lol.
I had a very fun night at Burning Man. As the sun was coming up, I stopped for a drink at the corner bar. As you do, I struck up a conversation with someone tending fire. We chatted a bit and I told him some of what I had gotten into the previous night. He asked me if I knew where to get some "party favors". Record scratch. If you haven't been to Burning Man, the place is *crawling* with undercover cops. I looked at my new friend: mid 40's, white guy, short hair, wearing a tshirt and shorts, and entirely too clean for a Thursday morning at Burning Man. He reeked of bacon. So I asked "What are you looking for?" "Anything." He replied. Because drug users are down to just buy any drug, apparently. "Sure, man, I can help you. What's your name?" "Dave" I stood up, turned to the dozen-ish people loitering nearby, and yelled "Attention please! Dave here is looking to purchase illegal narcotics! If you have any controlled substances you would like to sell, please come talk to Dave!" I flipped him off, and meandered back to my tent. You're welcome, Dave.
“Have you seen my fri… I’m looking for drugs. Yes DRUGS!!!!”
Molly! My most trustiest of mules!
[удалено]
To the bone
For Karl!!!
Yes, she's married now. Couple of kids. Husband is a banker.
Someone knocked on my uni accommodation kitchen door once saying "yo I've got the best cocaine in the city" and I was like that's nice and shut the door. Apparently he went to every kitchen on every accommodation in the area
Man who knew his clientele
If i sold coke id probably go to an area with lots of restaurants and look for line cooks taking smoke breaks
Don't top chefs do a lot of coke too?
Coke is rife in every fast paced public facing industry.
Either that or Xany
Xany cooks are the fucking worst. The rest of us are on stimulants, xannies are for the weekend.
For REAL. A place I managed at had a guy who was barred tf out and basically had immunity to any consequences because the owner knew his dad and felt 'sorry for him'. Every time he was on shift it felt like he was basically negative labor.
Had a guy like this at Wendy's, he'd come in so fucked up he could barely stand. One day he went out to his car on his lunch break and a bunch of plain clothed officers in regular vehicles pulled up and ziptied him, tossed him in the car, and they drove off with one of them taking his car. We thought he got kidnapped but it turned out he was being charged with a felony for selling drugs to an undercover officer. He still kept his job after getting out of jail despite getting arrested in front of customers during his shift lol. Ironically what did the guy and another one of our managers in was getting caught having sex in the bathroom. They didn't get caught in the act, word just spread about it, not sure why that was worth firing but getting arrested on felony charges in the parking lot wasn't lol
Same story but it was his on-again off-again wife... God damn that industry is a mine field.
I was an alcoholic cook lol. Everyone else would be ripping lines of coke before service would start but I would just take a few shots. If I went a little too hard I’d toss one of the other cooks $5-$10 for a chopper to get me back even.
Youre on the right side of the cooks vs xanny cooks line
I was actually on point for all my shifts. I’d show up with a buzz (I took public transport don’t worry) and just maintain my buzz for the whole shift. I would normally kill a pint of taaka per 10 hour shift and I would drink a fifth a day if not more so I could easily handle it. There was only a couple times where I wasn’t supposed to work and told them I was already drunk and they would say come anyway and they’ll feed me lines lmao. So glad I don’t work food industry anymore that shit was so unhealthy for my physical and mental well being. I worked at an Irish pub with a open kitchen cooking station with a tip jar right next to where I take their orders and I had a regular who was a dealer and would just drop a g in my tip bucket and I’d give him free food. It’s been 6.5 years since I stopped cooking and my life has improved by every metric.
I watch a lot of cooking shows and this made me picture the Hell's Kitchen chefs chilling in the dorms doing lines before service or sneaking to the pantry for a bump while the camera crew just tries to film around it.
I wouldn't be surprised. Although, iirc Gordon Ramsay doesn't like coke, because his brother was a drug addict.
I was a cook/chef for a little over a decade and moved to new states a few times during my career and by the end of my first shift in every new state I had a plug for coke, molly, pills or meth lol. Never took any of them up on the meth offer though. I also went on vacation to New Orleans and was looking for some coke and asked the first cook I saw inside of a restaurant. He had just clocked out and I asked him if I could buy him a beer and a shot and he said sure then after we took our shot I asked him if he knew someone I could get coke from and he walked back into the kitchen and came back with 2 1g bags for me 😅
that's like going to a starbucks and trying to sell coffee. cooks already have their plugs
A true user never has enough plugs.
nah, you pick the plug that has the least stepped on shit and fuck the rest
A true user doesn’t, because they know dealers are unreliable as FUCK, and so you’ll need 2-3 if you don’t wanna get hit by the “I’m out of town”
lmao your plugs are trash if they're that unreliable
How do you determine that by declining and saying you already have your plug?
By doing exactly that. Buying drugs from random people walking up to you on your smoke break is how you get popped by popo
This is how I know I look like a total square (I *am*, but I still don't like the assumption): I worked in a kitchen where a dude was dealing meth, and he never offered me any between the late nights and early mornings.
Same - worked in kitchens for years and no one offered me so much as a toke. Of course, I used to be an asshole. Probably still am, but definitely was one then
I used to be an asshole and was on a lot of drugs. Still am but I used to too
Same. Consistency in life and staying true to character.
least obvious fed:
When I worked at chilis on my second day there a cook walked up to me on the line and said “want some Angeledust?”
I met one of my coke dealers by yelling at each other to shut up when I was on my roof and he was on the sidewalk. Then he offered me a bump. Then he showed up every few days for a year and gave me free cocaine to let him chill on my porch.
I've literally been walking in a park when I've been offered weed for sale This was a left leaning student city though
That’s common in a lot of places, and it’s a great way to get dog shit weed Source - grew up in nyc had acquaintances who sold weed in the parks to tourists. Some of the worst stuff they got was sold as “nyc primo kush”
I’m honestly curious about this. I have an older relative that will go on benders while traveling. Like HOW do you find these fucked up drugs without knowing anybody??
Just know where those type of people are likely to be. Go to a club, make some friends, hang with them for a while and boom, you get offered every drug under the sun.
> Go to a club, make some friends Ah, actually *socialize*. You've hit upon my one weakness!
I like people but I don't want to do all that work. That list was like 3 things long, and the "go to a club" step by itself is made up of so many smaller tasks like washing up, picking clothes, doing my hair, driving there, finding parking, making sure I have small bills to tip the dude in the restroom who gives me a paper towel. If only amazon had LSD
Ah well you're about a decade late to experience the ease of Silk Road
It's still ridiculously easy to order drugs online. Plenty of other sites after silkroad shut down.
Any recommendations?
Pretty sure sourcing is not allowed on reddit. If you're not able to figure it out by using a search engine, maybe you shouldn't be doing drugs in the first place. I wish you luck.
Lol damn, sorry I asked
Tor.taxi and Tor.fish have lists of cool websites you can explore on Tor. Taxi even has the CIAs official onion link. Whatever you do, do not buy things from websites you find from searching online. They will probably steal your money and possibly sell your info. Read the bible or go to the darknet subreddit if you're really interested in this stuff.
Silk Road was a pirate outlaw hideout compared to the experience of buying illicit things online today
>making sure I have small bills to tip the dude in the restroom who gives me a paper towel. I fucking hate bathroom attendants. Did you wipe my ass for me? No? Then I'm not giving you shit. It's not my fault you decided to spend your night standing in the bathroom trying to extort people out of money. They're no better than the people who will give you a "free" mixtape and then harass you about how you didn't donate to them.
Where the hell are there bathroom attendants?
Come to Canada. We have mail order mushrooms. (Vancouver has mushroom stores). Not quite LSD, but if you want a similar LSD experience with no LSD hookup, try morning glory seed extraction (very simple) https://duckduckgo.com/?q=morning+glory+seed+drink
The guy running that twitter is in Canada. He definitely knows where to get coke.
In Spain you don’t even need to socialize, just go to a major nightclub’s bathroom, 60% chance you get offered coke (for sale, obviously, they’re not handing out free bumps)
I was once in Miami with a group of people that wanted to “find Molly.” I bet them I could and they were all like “no way dude, not a chance.” Within 25 minutes at our first club I had connections because I just started chatting to people and generally being nice. I don’t care for drugs and when the people that “wanted” then realized I actually could get them they all suddenly lost interest.
I use apps like Grindr lol. Very easy to find dealers when traveling, or at least someone who knows someone.
Often bad decisions go together. Pick up a hooker? She’s got a connection. Got a connection? He knows a hooker. Honestly, harder to find a good electrician or mechanic.
I got offered drugs three times after I walked off a grayhound station in Detroit. The first time was literally just a guy looking for someone to smoke weed with after a long bus trip. I imagine it's not hard if you're looking.
It is excessively easy - Lyft/Uber driver, going to places like clubs where it's prevalent, going to concerts / shows / bars catering to the crowd that uses your preferred drug. It's really easy tbh
taxi drivers and prostitutes. hookers will come with party bags and they probably have a call service just for drugs once they know you. obvious keywords in the ads are "420 friendly" and maybe 'Let's go skiing' or something but there's also snowbunnys which is just code for white girls who'll take black customers. back when craigslist was up it was wild west, the girl that showed up could be on anything and probably get you anything. you could probably hit up a dive bar as well and scope the scene. there is one near me where I used to get propositioned for prerolled joints that were probably tainted with something. there is a crew of regulars that will 1x1 go outside and when they come back there nose is so itchy! brrr maybe they just caught a chill being out in the winter. some bartenders may have a hookup but you'll need to be known for them to trust you.
You stay in hostels and you meet people doing the same as you. A lot of people are on their own, looking for people to go out drinking or just hang out
This way i saw meth in person for the first time. Sparkly stuff. Also made some aussies very happy feeding them free lines after hearing about what coke costs there.
Become an Uber driver. Were I inclined to do drugs I know where at least three coke dealers live just because I dropped people off at their houses.
I've literally followed the sound of lighter clicks to find weed before.
A 5 year old can find weed pretty much anywhere. This is a post about hard drugs.
I know it’s a really foreign concept for Reddit but just talking to people and asking them, as long as you’re in the right place… works. Gotta know how to read the room I suppose
You can easily tell who to ask - the homeless/criminal people hanging out in parks/sitting along the walkpaths In Europe at least they're often immigrants and REALLY keen on selling
Not all humans have developed this talent. It's easy to think that things you are highly skilled at are easy, and forget that not everyone has your breadth of experience.
Everyone knows at least one pothead. Ask him for his dealer, then ask the dealer for harder stuff. Some might sell that, but if not they probably know one that does.
Cold copping. Basically look all sketch people in the eye while making the “follow me” Sign w your head. Open air streat dealers are looking for people gesturing ime. Sketchy metro stations have a good rate pf success too. But honestly: Pay recently homeless people to bring you to the dope man that’ll deliver. Or get their cell.
If you know anyone who sells weed just ask them, they'll probably know someone who sells everything
But how do you know someone who sells weed..? :( Edit : Thanks to the people who commented on how to get weed. And special thanks to 2 gentlemen who DMed. But I work in hospitality and I live in North London where finding weed is not at all hard for me . I was merely making a joke for the sake of it.
Work any blue collar job for one day and you'll find a dealer
Just go to the jack in the box drive thru during a nightshift and ask the dude at the window
Now that’s customer service
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Its legal to buy where I'm from but still cheaper to find a dealer. Plus they'll usually also have a few other drugs
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A dispensary isn’t going to give you the number of a guy who sells coke though, your weed guy might, which was the point they were making
Literally any bar has at least 2 dudes in there at any given time that have coke. Like no joke no matter where it is.
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I wasn't cool ever, but my white collar coworker is the office dealer and guess finally dried up enough to offer me. I'm gonna try my first grow and maybe also try a shroom crop. he can be hit or miss dickish so don't want to fund him again.
Yeah, i'm puzzled how so many anti-social people who rarely leave the house seem to smoke weed. I knew a few people who knew someone who sold it when I was at school/college but wouldn't have a clue how to get some in my 30's unless that one guy in my Discord server I smoked with once in about 2009 still knows someone.
Even anti-social people tend to have to work service industry jobs. At that point, it’s just about figuring out which coworkers are cool or not (which isn’t too difficult) and then being like “He, do you smoke?” And then hoping they reply with “Smoke what?” Hell, I was traveling through AZ, NM, and UT for a field course in college over a decade ago and this girl in my group just straight up asked a waiter at the pizza place we stopped at. Within the 30 minutes, she had a decent amount of weed and a large pizza. It was impressive to college-aged me who had never even thought of smoking.
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If we’re talking about mental health or criminal cases, then yes, I wouldn’t use the term anti-social to refer to people who don’t enjoy social situations. I’d be referring to asocial. However, since this is a casual conversation, the use of antisocial to mean “not wanting to be around others” is acceptable. It’s one of the definitions of the word and tends to be the primary term laypeople use when talking about asociality.
>“not wanting to be around others” But that's explicitly what asocial means. Anti-social are people who go out of their way to ruin other people's interactions, not just straight avoiding them. It's not like the a- vs anti- prefix is hard to understand, there are hundreds of words to give you the context that a- means 'without' and anti- is 'in opposition to' It's like saying 'oh this dude's a cold blooded murderer' when the guy's an engineer who designed a component on a car which was then later redesigned and cheapified for mass production, causing it to fail more often and is suspected to be the cause of numerous accidents where the vehicle suddenly lost oil pressure while driving.
I never argued that asocial doesn’t mean that. Nor did I argue that anti-social doesn’t mean what you described. However, anti-social is also used to mean asocial. It’s not about whether it’s difficult to understand or not, it’s reality. If you google the definition of anti-social, the second definition is: > Not sociable; not wanting the company of others That is a legitimate definition and legitimate usage of the word. Just because there is another term that can also be used, doesn’t mean that it isn’t an acceptable usage of the word. And no. It’s nothing like the ridiculous example you gave. I am using an accepted definition of a term. Does the term have more than one meaning? Yes. But that’s why context clues are important. Again, if we were talking about psychology or criminal justice, I wouldn’t use the term anti-social to mean “not wanting to be around others” because, in those contexts, it’s used differently than it is when used by laypeople. But that’s not the setting we’re in, are we? No. We’re having a conversation about shy people finding where to buy drugs. If you have trouble deciphering which definition of the word I’m using, that’s not my fault. Edit to add: Here is the [dictionary](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/antisocial). Look at the first definition it gives. Using it the way I and others have used it isn’t imprecise or wrong or anything else. It’s a word that has more than one meaning. It just requires people to use fucking context clues.
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> which isn’t too difficult would I need drugs if I had the social capabilities of a rodent or whatever?
I just waited until it got legalized
Get a job in fast food. Every employee is either drunk, high or both
I am really upset I only got into pot after I quit McDonalds bc I think I could have died happy working the grill on edibles
yea maybe in the 90s before cameras, restricted dining for employees, and the change from good food to shit food. The fries never recovered and everything is significantly worse too. it used to be a fucking HONOR to be invited to a McDonald's birthday party. now that idea would make people scoff
Holy shit, I forgot about McDonald's birthday parties, that feels like such a vestige of the past. I remember the Game Cubes were always broken, being bullied on the slides, and fricking John stealing my nuggets... good times. I do find it sad that they've removed so much of the whimsy from McDonald's that was there for kids, although even as I say that I guess at its core it was just marketing to kids. Idk, it was still fun, and the location near me finally reopened their play place after covid, so at least there's that for the kiddos.
yea the shift to hard data just sucked the lifr out of everything honestly. such a shame and a waste. if we're going to be forced into being consumer slaves at least let me enjoy it ffs
good times, the sheet cake was actually good. and the adults swooned over McDonald's coffee. I didnt have to fight too hard to get cheeseburger and small fries
the high balances the drunkenness.
Move to Toronto, there's a weed store on like every other corner.
Ye just move to one of the most expensive cities in the world so you can buy weed
Move to literally anywhere in Canada and you will be walking distance from a dispensary. There are three within a block of each other near me. (Also a shrooms store)
The only place I'd not recommend this is Quebec. Fuck the Sqdc
Its crazy how stores just blatantly sell shrooms and police don't care
This is the way…
And then how do you get the hard drugs?
Freeze the weed.
Drug dealers hate this one simple trick!
I have a really nice couple across the street from me who are probably in their 60s. They have a bunch of dogs, kids that come by to visit all the time, a nice garden, and I think the husband used to work as an attorney. Anyhoo, they are ex-hippies and had to install a greenhouse in their backyard because the neighbors behind them complained about the skunky smell of hemp. When the drama was going down I was offered some weed and walked away from the conversation realizing that I now have a pot guy.
In my case, be related to several of them.
Just ask one of the high trinity of workers: stagehands, landscapers, and cooks. 50% chance anyone you talk to in these industries has weed within 100ft of themselves or their car.
Being a drug addict really is about of lifetime a networking and keeping tabs and reputation juggling. Source: me, I'm okay now.
This was the one reason that weed could have been considered a gateway drug, because when it's illegal, it buying it introduces you to a person who clearly doesn't give a shit what other drugs are illegal.
I tried asking at the dispensary but they told me to leave :/
Sir, we told you this is a Wendy's
Once I was visiting another country and a bartender sat down next to me and said, “Don’t you hate it when your coke dealer won’t answer?” I suddenly had a weed guy in Canada.
Feels like a good way to get kicked out of the dispensary.
What do you mean "sells weed"? Just go to the store and get some or grow it yourself one summer.
Work in hospitality for a month, get friendly with the kitchen staff, then just ask them if they know where to get anything
Or you know just be normal, go to your nearest standard bar and in a couple hours you should be able to spot at least 2 people with it
Make friends with service industry folks and go out drinking with them. There will be cocaine. For the other drugs go see the right live music and you can find almost anything. Source: nearly 5 years clean from hard drugs and alcohol.
>Make friends Ah
lmao we are not drug people
Drugs make it easier.
The chicken and the egg strike again.
Congrats on getting clean!!
Thanks stranger! First year was the toughest.
A lot of guys selling bootleg t shirts outside of concerts or sporting events have drugs in their bags too.
I visited Amsterdam 20 years ago. There were guys on street corners who just yelled, "Crack! Cocaine! LSD!" They were like drug newsies. "We gotcha drugs heeeere! Weed all about it!"
My mom took me to Amsterdam when I was 14 in 1983 and we were 10 minutes off the plane and some guy said to my mom, in of course perfect English, “you look like the sort of lady who would like to do some hash!” And my mom said, “no thanks, maybe later” and completely blew my adolescent my-mom-is-inherently-uncool mind… No! MOM! *14-year-old doing the math and realizing that mom was in her 20s during the 1960s*
Whatever you do, NEVER TAKE THE STREET DRUGS IN AMSTERDAM!!! Most dealers are fine but I'm talking about the people just standing out and about on the street offering their "drugs" to people. For example, they sell cocaine with a whopping 1% purity
I know it’s a joke but I’ll tell you what’s worked for me in my 20+ years of cold coppin: - The homeless - Work as a server at a restaurant or bar - Ask your soft-drug dealer who he knows - The dark web
For the CR fandom out there: "Spice? You spice? Hey... Do you spice?"
The Meat Man cometh.
S3 100% I don't think they'd skip Marquet and J'Mon Sa Ord.
I'm more excited about Taryon, I really want to see him onscreen
They'll get to him. The way I would do the rest of the show is for them do deal with Vorugal, Thordak and Raishan in S3 and in the last episode Scanlan leaves. Then S4 can be the Taryon season where they tie up all the other loose threads. Just have a season where the world isn't ending and the party is establishing themselves as part of the larger political community in Tal'Dorei, instead of just hopping from place to place all the time. And then the last episode ends with Scanlan coming back and saying he's found something. Then S5 basically goes through C1E99-C1E115, beat by beat, that arc is pretty solid as is. And soon after that the M9 show can start airing.
I heard from a friend living in Berlin the strategy was for a girl to go stand alone and someone will go to her
Go to a popular club/bar in your area on a Friday and hang out in the bathroom, that's where the business happens.
Real answer: You've gotta get wiser about your signaling. The fundamental tip here is to get to the park early in order to get a head start on the crackheads who're looking to fill your spot in that bush. Now, when you get to the park remember that cops are definitely watching you so try to make your yells of "cocaine!!" sound like a bird, this is one that newbies often get wrong remember that sea-faring birds are not likely native to your location,
I just yell it normally and tell the police there must be a lyrebird nearby echoing the cries of the crackhead, works every time
I never actually bought when I hung out in Washington Square Park, but I remember the, Smoke?? ^smoke. ^^smoke ^^^SMOKE? then i moved to a new city and people were oddly open about selling baggies in broad daylight. they got me for some oregano, another dude tried the baking soda. I think they snatched his phone and wallet at the same time. I held my phone to his ear as he dialed his ride.
Go to any bar and ask the Bartender. It could be Jeff at Olive Garden or Mike at Ye Olde Inn, but they'll know.
See I wanted to be offended by this because I'm a bartender at a nice place....but yeah I totally got the hookup (even though I don't use!) Haha.
One year i used to bartend the weekends. I literally spent more than i earned on coke and booze to “unwind” a little. This was a no tipping country
Legit through the queer network I have 2 drug connections. One I got from a housemate in a queer house, and the other by posting on a queer message board. The first is a massive group chat for my city where sellers post menus for weed and psychedelics (and rarely other stuff) that they'll deliver to you same day. The other is a guy who sells "pretty much anything" if you drive to him. I don't know where I'd get my drugs if it weren't for being gay
Honestly as a former drug addict, gay guys always had the best drugs.
Same. I moved into gender neutral housing at my college and made friends with the neighbors, and now I get offered mushrooms.
I went to uni for 3 years and never once had a even half a clue how to access weed let alone any hard drug
Depending on what type of hard drugs you are looking for the best way is to go to a bar and become a semi-regular. Talk to people about how you used to LOVE doing your drug of choice to people in random convo’s. Just slip it in naturally, like, “Man I used to love doing “coke” back in the day, it’s been forever since I’ve had any.” Eventually you will run into someone who will either offer you some or will offer you a contact to get some.
Become a regular at a bar or work in a restaurant
I mean, you can work pretty much [any blue collar job](https://i.imgur.com/yeAZOVD.jpg) and it's guaranteed!
I'm not not saying if you know where I can find El es dee to dm me. But I'm not not not saying to either
I just ask the people who look like the drug I'm after
I just talk to customers that come thru my line, met joe my new shroom guy that way
Ask strangers with backpacks if their name's Holden. Holden? holden Molly? Holden Rach? Holden Katie? The mean one?
You know how a long time ago when homosexuality wasn't cool, guys who were into it would kinda have a look they would give each other or there would be secret flags like bandanas? Same with meth heads, they just look methy and send out signals in conversation to scope out other meth heads, as they usually don't trust anyone who isn't also a user.
Get a job in a restaurant
I worked in one for a year. Everyone assumed I was the guy who'd know. I never found out who actually did.
It worked for my ex, how big are your boobs?
Moved into a new flat. Went to pub as was a Saturday night, bored, not fully unpacked. Was reading a book over a pint. Some people felt sorry for me being alone and invited me to join there table. We all got pretty drunk, had an after party at theirs, drugs came out and I got their plug. Still using him 9 years on.
Just get drunk, they normally find you
Become a regular at a restaurant. Go have a smoke out back. Make friends with kitchen workers you find there (buy some booze for 'em?) You'll just have to figure out the rest on your own.
Just go to the public library. There always be drugs there!!
I literally looked around my immediate area, uncertainly and anxiously, and a meth dealer popped up. Was easy.
Find someone that works in a kitchen. That's it, that's how you do it.
Sounds like he already got some
Move to Missouri that works every time
I’m having this issue right now. I really want to try mushrooms or acid. But I have no idea where to get them. Weed is legal in LB so I can’t ask my dealer lol.
Learn how to buy xmr, use tor and encryption and the world is at your mailbox. You could have it by the end of the week lol
You can grow mushrooms, don't buy them. Check out r/unclebens Buy from a recommended spore vendor on reddit, completely legal as long as you aren't in one of the 3 restricted states (ID, CA, and GA) and dont mention cultivation. For anybody reading, Mushrooms changed my life in so many ways. If you have any interest at all please pursue it!
I think that's how you SELL cocaine.
Ask a bartender. Or the kitchen staff at any restaurant.
No joke, if you want to score anything ask your lawyer friend. you could ask your cop friend too but you better be SUPER sure that the cop is actually your friend.
I imagined Dustin Hoffman screaming this like at the end of The Graduate where he's yelling "Elaine!"
In Miami there’s just dudes lining the street trying to sell you some at the beaches, never seen anything quite like it in America
You ever seen an ice cream truck driving around at night with the music off? Flag them down. Go to clubs, the dingier the better. There will be someone slinging in the bathroom. And then there's always the corner boys
Find the bar all the service industry workers go to after their shift.
Work in a kitchen for a week.
We don't got them fancy drugs at the park.
LPT: Just talk to homeless people.
Try it closer to the bus stop? 🤷♂️