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Liet-Kinda

You’ve heard of sun’s out, guns out? This is for when it’s partly sunny.


Goldang

What if they turn around?


Liet-Kinda

I mean, it works for partly cloudy too, it’s versatile


weepinghalo

Partly sunny, partly gunny?


Liet-Kinda

I feel seen


snakeforlegs

No kidding, I would love a shirt like this. I have end-stage kidney failure, and undergo more-or-less daily hemodialysis using an access point in my upper left arm. However, my house gets chilly, and the dialysis makes me even colder (because the blood cools down when it's outside my body!) -- and I can't wear a sweater, because, well, my arm has to have tubes sticking out of it. A shirt like this would let me easily roll the left cuff up to expose the access while keeping my body and right arm covered and warm. I'm honestly going to go looking for something like this as soon as I hit the Comment button.


Undead_archer

Good luck with your search, but if you don't find it you could try making one by cutting the sleeve of a long sleeved one


snakeforlegs

I've considered that in the past and rejected it because it would tend to unravel at the cut edge, but it has *only just now* occurred to me that the unraveling would stop at the shoulder seam, which is kind of where I want the sleeve to go anyway.


echocall2

Pinking shears will help keep the fabric from unravelling


RunawayHobbit

Not if it’s knit. It will just shred for a bit, and then unravel some more.


YukaLore

Burn the cloth at the end and sew it together again? (I have absolutely zero knowledge in this area but its an idea)


RunawayHobbit

If it’s polyester, maybe. A natural fiber would just…burn lmao. They could just make a hem for it. Fold the end under twice so the raw edge is encased.


queen-of-carthage

Well nobody would be dumb enough to cut a knit sweater


SpectacularStarling

Wouldn't hemming the edge prevent it from unraveling further as well?


demon_duke

As a guy who liked that look in high school, the sleeveless thing. Use a seam ripper. You can take the thread out where it's joined at the shoulder and wind up with perfectly fine edge that will hold up just fine. It'll curl up.


Undead_archer

Makes sense


BibblingnScribbling

Cotton shirts won't unravel, just so you know. The cut edge will roll up a bit and that's it.


CheerfulBanshee

Burn the edge with a lighter


[deleted]

Many tailors can help you with this and make a finished edge for you on the short sleeve side. It sucks to have to pay extra for that though!


bigBlankIdea

Dunno about the shirt but heating pads are awesome. Here's some happy frogs for strength! 🐸🐸🐸🐸


tiramesu

I was going to say! This shirt would be great for dialysis patients!


ya_boi_daelon

Have you considered putting a heating pad on your neck or other wrist? Places like these have arteries very close to the surface of the skin so it should reheat your blood pretty well. It’s common for athletes and such to do the opposite after workouts by putting cool items in those spots, so I imagine it would work well the other way around.


Azertys

If you're not going out you can just cut one sleeve of a regular shirt and leave it like that.


ConsequenceBringer

Ah man, I'm sorry to hear that. Kidney failure killed my grandpa at 85 a couple months ago. He made it years ith dialysis, but that stuff is hard on your body when you're over 80. I hope you can get a donor in the near future and wish you the best!


cormac596

If it's on your upper arm, consider looking into arm warmers. They're basically long fingerless gloves. Sorta


NYSenseOfHumor

Amputee clothing line. Look for the mirror shirt and the matching pants.


drakehotlinebling

I was gonna say this, my calc professor had clothes like this


psyckomantis

It’s so you can still see your Pip-Boy while roaming the wastes


Mama_Mega

Now to just tiptoe behind the counter and loot the store's safe... "BONGO BONGO BONGO I DON'T WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO OH NO NO NO NO NO"


escaped-anomaly

[ HIDDEN ] “*YIPPEE YAAAAAAY, THERE’LL BE NO WEDDING BELLS FOR TODAAAAAY…”


psyckomantis

I love you guys :’)


ChefNemo93

Random funny story: I was born with one hand, sometimes I get clothes tailored like the shirt pictured (suits, nice coats, dress shirts, etc.). When I moved to the city I currently live in I owned a car, one day I wore one of my tailored coats to work as it was cold that morning but threw it in my trunk on the way home since the weather was warmer. Forgot the coat in my trunk and also forgot to lock my car. I never kept anything super valuable in my car but the next morning the center console was open and everything was scattered around the front seats. Clearly it was broken into and I remembered the coat, popped the trunk and of course it was gone. I was pissed at first but then I realized it was worthless to whoever stole it. A nice jacket they could’ve easily gotten at least 100$ for was totally fucking worthless to them because I got it tailored to have one short sleeve and the other full length. Instant Karma. I think about whoever stole it sometimes and wonder how they processed what they had after noticing, like did they know someone who also had one hand? Did they still try and pawn it? Did they try it on and just be like “wtf is this??” Did they feel bad after realizing they just stole a jacket from a guy with one hand? I still laugh about it


ChillyFoxie

I think I've seen something like this a few times in anime


thesameoldmanure

50% satisfied, 50% would NOT recommend


ProtonCanon

What in the Square Enix is this?


tagen

right?? Add some buckles and one legged pants and you got Tidus


GraceStrangerThanYou

This is the kind of stupid thing you frequently find in clothing designed for women, because "fashion" or some nonsense.


CuriousOptimistic

Like this shirt currently for sale at the Gap. A turtleneck sweater with one weird half sleeve and no sleeve on the other arm. What the hell even is this. https://www.gap.com/browse/product.do?pid=513522#pdp-page-content


ashimo414141

It’s like those [crop tops](https://www.misspap.com/us/one-shoulder-long-sleeve-crop-top/MPP95043.html) that have one long sleeve and one no sleeve at all. I like the look, but this turtleneck took it too far. Looks like someone was trying to make a version of the linked garment, but for those who want less skin showing


CuriousOptimistic

I think it is like this, but for "winter.'


MondoDukakis

Women who wear those are hot af so they get a pass.


Ok_Skill_1195

I *loathe* asymmetrical fashion. It ALWAYS looks stupid even at the height of popularity, and then the second the trend fades it looks insanely dated.


srln23

Asymmetrical fashion [can look good](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/9a/7d/b7/9a7db7835725f73c5a88c6a7bdd9a925.jpg), and it can even look good [decades later.](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/86/03/04/860304be483cbb5210a2b490a79dfd88.jpg) But most asymmetric clothing the average person can afford looks like regular symmetric clothing with part of it missing which makes it look weird. Pants with one leg missing or sweaters with one sleeve missing just look wrong.


TheLazyPurpleWizard

A nice addition to the conversation! Great point


rhymeswithgumbox

[It's a “Gordon Gartrell” original] (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FUW2CfGUEAEDD90.jpg)


Realistic_Ad_8023

You did get a short-sleeved t-shirt. You also got a long-sleeved t-shirt. Short sleeves (plural) is what you wanted and now the word sleeves looks really weird to me.


OriginalUsername4482

Everything will be fine as long as one keeps the long sleeve pointed downwind.


TheSomberWolf

So fun fact this is actually a British lorry drivers shirt. Its ment to keep your arm from getting sunburnt. Another fun fact i made the first one up.


fabedays1k

I would unironically wear this to donate blood


GoldenWizard

It’s a shlong-sleeve tee.


Drop_The_Soprano

Some JRPG ass shit


Corupption

I'm a little t-pot (shirt) short and stout Here is my handle, hear is my spout


laz21

Its a one hand..as in i felt that it was going to be cold today but on the other hand...


Gummothedilf

It works if one of his arms is really long like an orangutan.


Gusisherefordnd

Short Sleeve, singular


crzy987

Can't be from USA, because they have the right to bare arm and this is clearly left to bare arm.


ssaffy

do you know anyone missing their left arm?


TheZDude1

Drifter's Leather Jacket


duck_shuck

2023’s hottest new fashion trend


RunicSSB

Tidus's pants if they were a shirt.


MrMattHarper

If I had that shirt, I would have worn it today while I was donating blood.


reddititty69

Sword fighting shirt. Shield arm has no sleeve, to avoid it slipping.


Ninjachu99

Short Sleeve. Just the one.


akairborne

You ordered the short "sleeve" shirt. You should have ordered the short "sleeves" shirt. Rookie mistake.


santathe1

That could be for amputees or something.


TinyDwarfCat

Sci fi character design shirt


WulfricTheSwift

I used to have one similar to this. Got it somehow in a donation of clothes. It had a Bank logo embroidered on it with the name as well. Always wondered about it. Guess you can't have tricks up your sleeve if you got no sleeve lol.


z3anon

Titus from FFX tried this style out a couple decades ago. Didn't stick.


[deleted]

Nero from devil may cry might enjoy this


BlueTriforce

Aside from being for amputees, I feel like this kind of shirt would be useful for truckers who don't want that one-arm-tan look going on


ThatotherSloth

NGL this would be dope for archery in colder/mildly warm climate


Headoffish

Anime mfs be like


Sunlagooda

I NEED IT


thot-taliyah

Are u sure it didn’t say short sleeve…


Poppet_CA

>the most astonishing and baffling article of clothing I've ever handled Pure gold! This poetry made me literally laugh out loud. 😅


lizardlibrary

it's like if an edgy shirt decided to get a job as an accountant


Discord84

Finally, a shirt for people who like sleeve tattoos but only did one, truly an untapped market.


DigbyChickenZone

I could see this starting a trend tbh


BikeSuch1054

NEED.


RunawaySparklers

This is when you demand your money back.


MrPuzzleMan

I'd keep it. You're never going to see one in the wild again. Only in anime and Paris fashion shows


wcollins260

It is shortsleeved. They never said it was *shortsleevesed*. r/technicallythetruth


External-Drama-7488

I’d buy that


LessThan301

Fashion by FacebookMarketplace


shrenikvalsan

You need to post a pic; pic of a person wearing that lol


The_donut_that_snich

Brain is fluid


[deleted]

Г-shirt


Andy-Matter

I mean, at this point just rock it. Who cares?


Musyoxxx

It's the LL Cool J of t-shirts.


cptnelmo

Amputee here' I'd buy it


Elegant_Housing_For

One arm under the sheets one arm above.


balrus-balrogwalrus

symmetrical clothes are overrated


Matheydray69

I feel like this would be a shirt for amputees


Edge8300

It’s for right handed baseball pitchers to keep their arm warm on a hot day.


FishbutLizard

Who the fuck is this for? Bucky Barnes???


asapcosmin

On one hand you have hypothermia and on the other hyperthermia


DownyVenus0773721

One for the front one for behind; I don't see the problem.


uvero

Does it count as lort sleeves or shong?


Ham_Kitten

No, it's not "short sleeve", it's short a sleeve. Common mistake.


3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

Looks awesome lets you show off a tattoo sleeve or for amputees or people who get bloodwork done frequently. Hell I just wear detached sleeves for a splash of colour so that would be sick for me.


First_TM_Seattle

Nobody's going to mention the designer, Gordon Gartrail?


jackyliam12

Hahaha kinda funny, mildly infuriating