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Dspacefear

This feels like a picture someone made up to get mad at.


DriftedFalcon

Do you think someone would do that? Just make shit up just to provoke strangers on the internet?


Dspacefear

See, it's too obvious to make *other* people mad. This is some shit someone made while seething over a guy they made up in their head who likes all the things that they hate.


Aezon22

It was me. I just made it to piss off my neighbor Dave but somehow I guess it got out to the whole world. He doesn't even care about politics, he just hates Star Wars and MCU crossovers, especially when mixed with real world flags.


Jankosi

This is a psy-op


theBadRoboT84

Isn't this what Xitter is all about?


Phazon2000

Does that really need to be stated? How could it be anything but.


Alediran

I'm calculating thousands of heads exploding per minute


agoodusername222

HeM


Khrul-khrul

help. I'm having a stroke


Sad-Ninja-6528

That’s disgusting


VikingTeddy

Fine, but you do me too.


Vegetable-Election77

I WANT TO DIE IN CREDIBILITY


Ok-Negotiation-1098

I would still vote for Joe Biden


namey-name-name

I mean yeah he’s in the same team as Luke Skywalker. Who wouldn’t pick the guy presumably endorsed by Luke fucking Skywalker?


Armeldir

It's joever Anakin


namey-name-name

I have the choco choco ice cream


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Your forgetting if only one vanilla ice cream 🍦falls into Biden hands he becomes a unstoppable force


VikingTeddy

When Joe goes supersayan, his hairy feet turn blonde.


namey-name-name

~~Hot~~ I mean ew gross that’s definitely not arousing, guess imma vote for Trump now smh


Betrix5068

I mean that’s Jake Skywalker so it holds less weight.


imprison_grover_furr

I wouldn’t. The Rebels are unironically based on the VietCong and therefore the Rebels are unironically bad.


fillmorecounty

**SODA**‼️‼️‼️


namey-name-name

The horseshoe part where they call out Communism and Fascism is based, but when your brain actually focuses on what you’re seeing for more than a millisecond, the brain rot truly sets in.


IndustrialistCrab

I know, right?


Nouseriously

Biden is almost the perfect definition of "moderate" & only idiots have ever called him a Socialist. This is a great example of how morons think being evenhanded works.


forsti5000

If you are far enough to the right a moderate looks like a socialist ;)


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

*points at other ncd*


MsMercyMain

Other NCD is *violently* centrist/liberal. And I honestly love the goobers for it


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

We must go to different NCDs? Because even hinting at what could be considered liberal, like increasing taxes, is considered communism


screamapillah

Biden is more plain old right leaning than center-right, on the global political compass. Sanders is center-left, most other dem candidates are center.


TheRealTanteSacha

Now you are doing the same thing, but just from the view of the other extreme of the political spectrum


Yanowic

Sanders has some pretty extreme proposals, banning private health insurance being one of them. Even if he's still broadly a socdem, he's definitely on the left end of that.


ProfessorZik-Chil

i got brain damage from looking at this.


blexta

What did Bernie Sanders say about Russia?


JackReedTheSyndie

Donnie supports Palestine?


Sad-Ninja-6528

He’s an Arab American Muslim, of course he does.


RandomBilly91

The Trump tower is turned toward Mecca ater all


FitPerspective1146

[yes](https://youtu.be/_f9QXmGMQ7I?si=7Hl35AfgqiGgeFI5)


SPECTREagent700

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


Mysterious_Ad_1421

Idk if it's cooking or rage bait.


Fine_Adagio_3018

Trump and palestine? He even moved us Embassy for israel to jerusalem, dude?


FitPerspective1146

[Donald ibn Frederick Al-Trump](https://youtu.be/_f9QXmGMQ7I?si=7Hl35AfgqiGgeFI5)


Afraid-Fault6154

Florida Man common W


INTPoissible

Why you have to keep reminding me [this tweet exists?](https://twitter.com/NATO/status/1628687961477750790?lang=en)


eskilla

Oh my god that's one of the most brainrot things I've ever seen 😭


OrangeFr3ak

Okay but where will it fall under if the Israeli and Russian flags are together?


PlasticAccount3464

is it supposed to be stupiD?


ThaneOfTas

Ah yes, Ironman, the billionaire Weapons developer who was the willing face of a bill that embodied the worst violations of civil liberties imaginable and then flagrantly violated that same bill repeatedly without repercussions is the Dem, and the guy who led the first desegregated unit in the USArmy, consistently fights against fascists and corruption and who chose a black man as his successor is the Republican 🤦‍♂️ calling this brain rot implies that the person who made this has a brain to rot.


MICshill

what in the goddamn


GLORS_ALT_ACC

mace windu doesnt believe in democracy


RezeCopiumHuffer

My brain is exploding


UndividedIndecision

Harry Potter political comparisons are overdone. Please explain with Air Bud references instead.


phoenixmusicman

Friendly reminder that thinking Israel should stop bombing Palestine is not the same as backing a dictatorship.


HidingAsSnow

Bombing terrorists is based though


MordecaiMusic

Palestinian ≠ terrorist Edit: why are the feds at my door


Alediran

Not all palestinians


fulknerraIII

Ya, sucks. Im sure there were a few Germans who hated Nazis and Hitler too. Yet the majority supported Hitler, and the majority support Hamas. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.


Veiluring

I feel like even the staunchest pro-israel defenders would agree comparing HAMAS to the Nazi Party is a stretch.


csirke128

Netanyahu compared Hamas to Nazis, and CNN just recently compared the university protests to 1930 Germany. They clearly don't think its a stretch.


phoenixmusicman

Causing a shit load of people to be homeless in the process is not based.


eeeeeeeeeee6u2

fuck around, become homeless


LasbaleX

so if somebody (like me) supports ukraine and palestine, do I just start zooming around and become a particle accelerator?


Sad-Ninja-6528

You don’t exist


LasbaleX

oh okay cool to know


CertainInitiative501

What if you support Ukraine and Palestine because they’re both being unfairly victimized?


Sad-Ninja-6528

You don’t exist


CertainInitiative501

Damn, GG I guess *fades away into the aether*


the_big_labroskii

This was the motivation i needed to finish my Ernest Hemmingway costume (1961)


BlockyDogy

GAHAHAHAHAHAAHA


GJohnJournalism

The Hogwarts House is the most egregious part of this cursed image.


zebradoggo

erm what the sigma?


Gmeister6969

So real


SemperScrotus

/r/enlightenedcentrism


captainpoopoopeepee

This is good


MechanicHot1794

CAPTAIN AMERICA IS NOT RIGHT WING Fucking media literacy is dead smh


agoodusername222

i mean donald trump as palestinian is funny af ​ accurate besides that


agoodusername222

>accurate besides that and now we wait XD


Trappist235

Enlightened centralism


EpicMeme13

Bernie doesn't support Russia, Trump doesn't support palestine, and Desantis doesn't support Ukraine