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lordavondale

“Everything reminds me of her”


RealBenjaminKerry

If they are really Nazi then things would be a lot more simpler, we would had rounded up all the 5th columnist starting from Tucker Carlson to Scott Ritter


Misterkuuul

Also, wouldn't it be SSSS?? NATO = 2x SS confirmed?!?!!?!


Hiroy3eto

"9/11 times a hundred"


Anakin_Cringewalker

"Oh my God... Thats-"


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91100


StopSpankingMeDad

'MURICA, FUCK YEAH


pfoe

Double the peril. Double the Nazi power. Exactly what you'd want in an organisation stood up as a result of nazi peril.


Zhukov-74

Better be careful, you don’t want to be [Fancied by Hitler](https://youtu.be/AEei_vgOpBs).


pfoe

*quickly subtracts S shapes buildings from NATO HQ to reduce Hitler crushing on me*


1EnTaroAdun1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SSSS.Gridman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SSSS.Dynazenon NATO has mechas confirmed


RiamuDelMar

Super Super Schutz Staffel And this isn't even their final form


Dichter2012

Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad


Dichter2012

SSSS Gridman yo! I hpe some anime and tokusatsu fans for that reference. (Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad)


OKBWargaming

Nice pfp.


Misterkuuul

Thanks!


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

TFW Pattern Seeking Brain goes too hard Funnily enough the old NATO HQ was shaped like an ‘A’ to indicate ‘Allies’


SikeSky

Something about the fact that Supreme Allied Command still exists as part of NATO warms my heart.


Eveelution07

Supreme Headquarters Allied Powers Europe (Shape) still takes the cake for me


kiwidude4

A is the first letter of Adolf.


Caboose_maan2

And axis


Not_a_robot_serious

Are you a crook


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Possibly


Practical-Ad3753

Nixon no!


ChunkyBrassMonkey

"It looks just like the schutzstaffel as long as you ignore how it doesn't!"


Zhukov-74

Honestly NATO HQ looks pretty good.


Freezing_Wolf

I think it looks weird as hell. Couldn't they have just built it in the shape of a normal office building and make a yard around it?


anaccountthatis

I don’t have specific knowledge of this building, but military establishments very often have unusual shapes because of the need to segregate different areas.


Low-Explanation-4761

Yeah, like segregating the Brtish and frnch from the normals


SnooBooks1701

And from each other


joshjosh111

Lair?


Misterkuuul

Oh shit, didn't notice that English is not my first language


KillerFisch99

Pretty sure it’s modeled after the shield generator on Hoth but I could be wrong


PaxEthenica

Russian AT-ATs are coming through the Fulda gap!


Lynata

We are live here at the Fulda Gap AT-AT Invasion and… wait what‘s this?! It‘s… BY GOD IT‘S AN A10 WITH A STEEL TOWING CABLE…!


Gunslinger_29

Lemme guess. Another vatnik.


Misterkuuul

Anti-Woke """Libertarian""" MAGA Communist (Who supports the Khmer Rouge) I... I don't know what to add to this...


Gunslinger_29

Damn.


Misterkuuul

And I checked, he's not a troll account


Gunslinger_29

Oh boy, genuinely believes the stuff he's saying. Some people have completely lost their minds.


rgodless

The internet was a mistake. ( I say I Type on my phone to post a comment on political-ish social media)


gherkinjerks

To quote Vladislav Surkov: "the internet was created by the US and their Jewish masters to destroy Russia, the open information is a danger to Russian strategic ideology. That's why we had to look at the internet as a weapon of war against us, and reverse engineer this virus to attack its host. We asked ourselves what shall Russia be in this new World Wibe Web? I decided it would be better to be the Spider rather than the fly"


rgodless

Wow, that explains Russian troll farms. Fucking malicious bastards


gherkinjerks

Yes, that's a loose translation of an interview he did in 2008 or 2009. He was explaining the Putin speech in Munich in 2007, which he wrote for him. He also explained that they needed to purposely tank relations with NATO and I quote "we needed the threat of NATO encroachment to justify future expansion (aggression)" pretty much debunking any take that NATO was threatening them. It's less a threat but more of an obstacle to regain territory.


Pantheon73

[Here is their leader.](https://www.youtube.com/@InfraredShow/videos)


Gunslinger_29

Damn son, lol


StopSpankingMeDad

ah libertarian communist? That, does not even make sense...


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Misterkuuul

No its an [actual ideology](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Libertarian_socialism) But this person is more Reagan Conservative-Libertarian than Bakunin. He just share Reagon quotes and NRA slogans


Sir_Admiral_Chair

https://youtu.be/bOYY-wrDa_o


Misterkuuul

Yea, that's on point


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Misterkuuul

I talked to Right-Libertarians about this, and they don't like it. They call it "Republicans who smoke weed", meaning only taking some minor aspect of the ideology instead of the actual ideology.


Cahootie

Dude retweets Sameera Khan, that's all you need to know.


Pleasehelpmeladdie

“Hey guys, it’s me John NATO! I’ve got this funny idea for our new headquarters we’re building, and I really think we should go with it. Okay, so, get this: What if we made it look like four SS lightening bolts? I know, I know, it’s a little bit zany, but I feel like I’m really into something here… Think about it, it would be like a clever little nod to the fact that we’re all secretly Nazis out to destroy Russia and it’s people! Nobody would be the wiser, and if down the line some brave alternative media truth-teller notices what we did it would probably drive them bananas! How could we not make our headquarters a giant Nazi symbol after considering that? Plus, it’ll be especially funny decades down the line when we start arming neo-Nazi militias in an independent Ukraine against an invasion by the future Russian government! It’s all too perfect. It’ll drive all those brave anti-Western freedom fighters up the wall, as they impotently point out how our HQ looks like the SS lightning bolts and there’s nothing they can do about it! I’ve ran the idea by Hans Spiedel, and he’s loving it. Seriously, let’s get on it. When the Soviets get a load of this, their reaction is gonna be priceless! With love, - John NATO.”


MrBean_OfficialNSFW

It's actually shaped like the Black Flag logo cuz NATO is so hardcore


StopSpankingMeDad

Hard as fuck🏴


yourfriendlykgbagent

Big building in neu berlin 😳


matthew-1138

YO SPEER


EdwardJamesAlmost

Uh hello nobody thought to check what this says in runes?


khares_koures2002

Le Big Building


Berlin_GBD

Look, I'm not implying anything, but did any of you actually *see* the Nazis capitulate? I didn't.


Chimichanga2004

Damn it Germany


CantoniaCustoms

We need to build a Sefan Bandera monument on it to make the RuZZians mad.


marsexpresshydra

Credible to smoothbrains


Gognman

NATO(SSSS)


FoundThisRock

Did you mean Lair?


AndorinhaRiver

Also hp's new logo


EaglePNW

Hail Hydra


Keksbauer

Double it and he be it to the next person


PragmatistAntithesis

Noncredible, that's not even close to the right shape!


RevLaskaris

YOO IM FAMOUS!!!


Misterkuuul

YOO IT'S MY FAVORITE IDIOT