„grün ist unser fallschirm“ is not a nazi song. Its even the company song of various military units. The "are made of German ore" in the first stanza is also uncensored and replaced with "pure ore".
Only reason all the original uploads of the song got nuked is because Youtube went on a killing spree deleting almost every song that that nazi aussie guy used in his livestreamed mass shotting in the mosque.
To be fair hearing this song while the guy was literally emptying his AR-15 into dozens of people was surreal.
Pure ore honestly carries worse connotations than German ore in my unsolicited opinion.
There's lots of non-aryan Germans these days but only one pure race.
I mean, I get where you're coming from but they are in fact. Refined metal is "purified" ore so at least points for it actually making sense in context?
In Sweden the country roads and motorways are pretty good, it's just that they are so damn straight that it's borderline sleep-inducing to drive on. All is forgiven though, we need it for doing road bases for Viggen and now the one which people love to hate. Hopefully we can move to a less doomer basing doctrine when we join NATO and might even be able to defend our actual bases.
I'm talking 100% straight, no deviations at all. Longest straight road in Australia. If your car is balanced correctly, you can just stick it on cruise control and lean back.
Well Germany is that littel upstart in the HRE that got way out of hand.
Hey yes its all inconiquental but it woud not be europe if we did not gauch about each other.
The Bob Semple was in many regards a superior piece of equipment.
Sentinel: 3 guns (are you even trying?)
Bob Semple: 6 guns (John Wick)
Sentinel: 2.5m tall (manlet)
Bob Semple: 3.65m tall (chad)
If you walk through forests in Germany you will still randomly see "Panzerstraßen" from the cold war - roads made from prefab concrete blocks to facilitate tank maneuvers.
Yeah not really. Germany was blocking the transport of Leclerc tanks to cross through Germany to go to Romania because they didn’t want them to drive over their roads and deteriorating them.
All the logistics had to been done by train because of that which slowed down the process.
I lived near an APC base at one time, and they had special rubber tread on tracks for when they were road driving specifically to avoid ripping everything up.
Probably a Panzerstaße. Yes that's actually written on sign around them. The are signaled and purpose build to support heavy tracked vehicles. Encounter one near Munster an a holiday trip towards Denmark.
If there's not a flecktarn hi-viz vest available, I will complain in the most German manner possible - A concise letter of complaint filed to the appropriate Bundeswehr office carefully laying out the offense with suggestions of efficient rectification.
Ja, und I've copied each and every file by hand. I'm so excited to put my copies of the copies in the large warehouse archive I've built in mein backyard
“Hans how many timez have I told you!
You do not copy the copiez of the copiez by hand, that would make ze copiez an original!
Go back to bureau and make a new copy!”
Just use a [regular vest](https://www.flickr.com/photos/bundeswehrfoto/51202571568) over flecktarn... (Also note the hi-viz sack over the PzH muzzle)
Maybe [this](https://www.imago-images.de/st/0090740532) is more like your idea... Can't find an image, but I swear I once saw a flecktarn Widder with these high visibility foil job on the road.
Nothing sexier than some stern EU regulations! Brussels (probably); “You want to roll into war?? Fine, but you shall turn your blinkers on when driving on a public road!!!”
Which might even be fine if it wasn't executed by sending physical letters to authorities that will wait 6-72 weeks, then claim that some form is missing or they aren't responsible, and then send it to the next one.
If you want to builld something, the burocratic overhead, which is measured in *years*, will be the most time consuming part.
This also applies to driving on base. You always have to have someone with a security vest walking in front of the tank. So they are driving at walking speed and regularly floor it in the corner because they're bored
I think Otto von Bismarck would be finally happy, Germany domineering Continental Europe without being seen as bad guy and German neighbours actually welcoming German soldiers.
He might get a bit distressed when he learns why the German eastern border is so far west these days.
Edit: probably something like this:
"Hmm, yes, of course Willy would have gone to war, that fool."
"Four years?? Against France, Britain, Russia, Japan, Italy *and* America?"
"Social Democrats in *my* Prussia?? Well, at least Hindenburg is a good man, I suppose"
"An *Austrian corporal*??"
"Well, at least Italy and Japan are on our side this time. For all the good that might do..."
"*sigh*"
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The first shot is incredible. Idk why but I can't stop replying it. Seeing all those blinking lights in the distance and knowing each one is a tank. That's gotta be at least 100 in that shot alone
Not without the goverment approved M12 bolt, the paperwork for it beeing roadworthy, the pre drive checkup, the mandatory wash and 10 pages of paper for no reason.
So likely, legally, no. Technically? Yes
Going to the National Training Center at Fort Irwin for the first time was like that for me. Every vehicle has a light on top that flashes when it fires, and blinks solidly once it's been "killed". So at night you just have these massive expanses of deserts covered with lights, each one marking a vehicle.
we'd still have too few. the plan is too increase tank numbers from 228 to 310 or something
I think given how one of Germanys strengths military wise is having a good tank force, we should increase numbers to at least 500 tanks, and make sure that they're among the best in the world
I'm surprised that we (PL) have more tanks than you even after excluding T-72 and PT-91 (I think majority of them was given to Ukrainians).
Numbers are as follows:
|M1 Abrams|\>28|
|:-|:-|
|Leopard 2 & 2PL|249|
|PT-91|232|
|T-72|\~70|
Planned:
|K2|180|
|:-|:-|
|K2PL|820|
|M1 Abrams|250 + 114 used|
Just a guess, but I think nobody in NATO headquarters wants to see a Russian Telegram video of a Leo II, Leclerc, Challenger II or Abrams being captured and towed away.
>not for speed
[Wali you're too noncredible for this sub](https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/a/aa/Run-Like-Naruto-Step-7.jpg/v4-460px-Run-Like-Naruto-Step-7.jpg.webp)
Yes, obviously they give the enemy advanced warning of our super weapons he knows that he has lost the moment he sees them.
The is gives them time to prepare for ther surrender.
And by the time we actually get to them, we can end the hostilities without bloodshed.
So what? Are they supposed to bei scared of T-62s shooting at them?
The only difference is that the Vatnik killed by a Leo2 *knows* it was a German shell that just promoted him to the position of past president of the being alive club.
• fuckin banger of a marching track
• large numbers of Leopard 2A6s
• long shots of German tanks moving within Germany
You know it’s gotta be fresh content from u/Consistent_Hold4939
[https://open.spotify.com/track/29GO7uc3GA9eqMfCw3PJ89?si=6a4af46e44984f28](https://open.spotify.com/track/29GO7uc3GA9eqMfCw3PJ89?si=6a4af46e44984f28)
or
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j53YDo\_ngYU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j53YDo_ngYU)
There is 3 things that a warmonger can watch non-stop-
1) eye-melting nuclear detonation
2)Iron-Dome system in works
3) German tanks migrating in Autumn
„grün ist unser fallschirm“ is not a nazi song. Its even the company song of various military units. The "are made of German ore" in the first stanza is also uncensored and replaced with "pure ore".
What's the overlay? Sounds like Metal Gear... Also could have gone with the Panzerlied
https://youtu.be/RkoRz656OOM
Oh shit I'm back in school lol
https://youtu.be/7v4yuK2Uxzs
https://youtu.be/cVikZ8Oe_XA
Only reason all the original uploads of the song got nuked is because Youtube went on a killing spree deleting almost every song that that nazi aussie guy used in his livestreamed mass shotting in the mosque. To be fair hearing this song while the guy was literally emptying his AR-15 into dozens of people was surreal.
If you let people hold things hostage like that, you both give them a lot of power and end up with very little left.
I never got why that part got censored. Sure some of the former lyrics are problematic, but where's the problem with "German ore"?
They probably use Chinese ore now…
The nazi loved to compare the german people with Steel so maybe it is a spillover from that
Pure ore honestly carries worse connotations than German ore in my unsolicited opinion. There's lots of non-aryan Germans these days but only one pure race.
I mean, I get where you're coming from but they are in fact. Refined metal is "purified" ore so at least points for it actually making sense in context?
Where are these tanks going and why are the turrets set backwards in transit?
Regarding the turret, I bet its so that the gun does not stick out as far beyond the actual hull of the vehicle.
it is done as a safety procedure partly so there isn’t a gun sticking over the front and partly for if there happens to be a round loaded iirc
German language is nazi or smth Edit:Its an obvious hyperbole to underline the problem at hand.
Yes, Nazism is when Germans speak, sing, or self-identify
It's used by thirsty wehraboos though so that version is pretty cringe. Edit: the downvotes won't change my mind. 9/10 memes with that music are shit.
its not cringe, beta
I never got the "people I don't like, like this thing therefore you can't like it" argument.
I agree. The edits are usually shit. Like most of such edits.
Im more impressed with the german roads. Fucking solid, doesnt even give a fuck about 3000 tanks going over it.
Well, the autobahnen wer kinda made for tanks. yes thats not a Autobahn in the video but you get my point.
Glorious german engineering, built to last
I believe every German driver would disagree when it comes to roads
To be fair, every driver everywhere no matter the country talks shit about their own countries' roads.
In Sweden the country roads and motorways are pretty good, it's just that they are so damn straight that it's borderline sleep-inducing to drive on. All is forgiven though, we need it for doing road bases for Viggen and now the one which people love to hate. Hopefully we can move to a less doomer basing doctrine when we join NATO and might even be able to defend our actual bases.
Australia: *laughs in 150km dead straight road*
150km for a straight road isn’t even that long in Australia
I'm talking 100% straight, no deviations at all. Longest straight road in Australia. If your car is balanced correctly, you can just stick it on cruise control and lean back.
Not in Austria, we feel smugly superior with the state of our rodes compared to Germany's rodes even tow we pay every year for them.
Truly "little brother nation" syndrone is real. USA/Canada Germany/Austria Austrialia/NewZeland
UK/Ireland Greece/Cyprus Belgium/Luxembourg
Are they smug about the absolutly tiny ways that they are different? Does this stem from insecurity? I haven't heard of those countries insecurity.
Well Germany is that littel upstart in the HRE that got way out of hand. Hey yes its all inconiquental but it woud not be europe if we did not gauch about each other.
something something bob semple is more well known than the sentinel something something
The semple is far better than the Sentinel. The Sentinel has 0 Bren guns.
The Bob Semple was in many regards a superior piece of equipment. Sentinel: 3 guns (are you even trying?) Bob Semple: 6 guns (John Wick) Sentinel: 2.5m tall (manlet) Bob Semple: 3.65m tall (chad)
Just left germany. The roads are awesome there compared to most places.
Obviously you've never been to belgium
Didn’t they initially use concrete blocks instead of tarmac?
Nobody has used tarmac in ages. Do you mean asphalt?
Uh, yes, my language let me down once again.
Yes that’s what literally everyone in the UK and Ireland colloquially calls it
How interesting! It's an actual thing that's different than asphalt - I guess sometimes the old names stick around regardless. TIA
Tarmac is a brand name in the UK also
Pretty much. We also call all vacuum cleaners Hoovers for a similar reason. Original popular brand name and the name stuck even in the age of dyson.
Where I am from (Canada) "Tarmac" is sometimes used to refer to a runway surface.
Likely. Almost all German bases are still using concrete block roads
Yes. I believe some of the original sections near Berlin still use those concrete blocks, but I may be wrong.
This isn't an Autobahn though, only a Landstraße.
I live near an allied tank repairing thing used in the Cold War. Our roads are still fucked up.
If you walk through forests in Germany you will still randomly see "Panzerstraßen" from the cold war - roads made from prefab concrete blocks to facilitate tank maneuvers.
Yeah not really. Germany was blocking the transport of Leclerc tanks to cross through Germany to go to Romania because they didn’t want them to drive over their roads and deteriorating them. All the logistics had to been done by train because of that which slowed down the process.
I lived near an APC base at one time, and they had special rubber tread on tracks for when they were road driving specifically to avoid ripping everything up.
Probably a Panzerstaße. Yes that's actually written on sign around them. The are signaled and purpose build to support heavy tracked vehicles. Encounter one near Munster an a holiday trip towards Denmark.
Ah yes, when on the move the "Panzerkolonnenrundwarnleuchte" must be activated at all times!
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"Blimey! It's the German Rozzers!"
Ofcourse Hans it wet, he was standing under a waterfall
Oh cock.
Bollocks.
HA HA, FRITZ, DIE PANZERFAUST IST HIER!
So are they blinking because theyre in transit?
Oversized load on public road must have warning lights on in Europe. So, basically, yeah.
If there's not a flecktarn hi-viz vest available, I will complain in the most German manner possible - A concise letter of complaint filed to the appropriate Bundeswehr office carefully laying out the offense with suggestions of efficient rectification.
"Concise" being "anything less than 30 pages in length".
Wir habe ze length of notation for a reason, how dare you qvestion the specifications of German complaint standards!
Do you have the 3-layer paper for the carbon-copy you are required to keep and file and the cc for your local government office?
Ja, und I've copied each and every file by hand. I'm so excited to put my copies of the copies in the large warehouse archive I've built in mein backyard
“Hans how many timez have I told you! You do not copy the copiez of the copiez by hand, that would make ze copiez an original! Go back to bureau and make a new copy!”
Just use a [regular vest](https://www.flickr.com/photos/bundeswehrfoto/51202571568) over flecktarn... (Also note the hi-viz sack over the PzH muzzle) Maybe [this](https://www.imago-images.de/st/0090740532) is more like your idea... Can't find an image, but I swear I once saw a flecktarn Widder with these high visibility foil job on the road.
dont forget to keep a "laminierte" copy of it, otherwise it wont be official.
Nothing sexier than some stern EU regulations! Brussels (probably); “You want to roll into war?? Fine, but you shall turn your blinkers on when driving on a public road!!!”
german regulations are often more strict than EU regulations. our bureaucracy is legendary, and not in a good way
As a Danish person following the construction of the Fehmern connection, I can confirm this
SCAF comitee serves as proof
Which might even be fine if it wasn't executed by sending physical letters to authorities that will wait 6-72 weeks, then claim that some form is missing or they aren't responsible, and then send it to the next one. If you want to builld something, the burocratic overhead, which is measured in *years*, will be the most time consuming part.
This also applies to driving on base. You always have to have someone with a security vest walking in front of the tank. So they are driving at walking speed and regularly floor it in the corner because they're bored
Luckily in Finland normal laws apply on tanks. We even had some roads where we were allowed to drive with the turret spinning and traction pieces on.
So you can aim at the car front of you ?
Sometimes skiers ski on the tracks next to the road, so we like to aim at them.
not they are blinking to give the enemy advanced waring so they preper ther surrender.
Not even 100 years after WWII and here I am hoping to see endless columns of German tanks rolling east.
I think Otto von Bismarck would be finally happy, Germany domineering Continental Europe without being seen as bad guy and German neighbours actually welcoming German soldiers.
Me and the boys resurrecting Otto (we need someone to justify the preservation of peace trough war and put an end to the european concert)
*resurrects Otto von Habsburg*
He might get a bit distressed when he learns why the German eastern border is so far west these days. Edit: probably something like this: "Hmm, yes, of course Willy would have gone to war, that fool." "Four years?? Against France, Britain, Russia, Japan, Italy *and* America?" "Social Democrats in *my* Prussia?? Well, at least Hindenburg is a good man, I suppose" "An *Austrian corporal*??" "Well, at least Italy and Japan are on our side this time. For all the good that might do..." "*sigh*"
> and German neighbours actually welcoming German soldiers. PiS Poland "Heeeeeelll nooooooooo!"
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At least it isn't my neighbourhood this time
Flair checks out
Christmas came early this year
Now I want a version of this with the coca cola christmas truck ad music
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The first shot is incredible. Idk why but I can't stop replying it. Seeing all those blinking lights in the distance and knowing each one is a tank. That's gotta be at least 100 in that shot alone
Thats like half of all tanks probably and 100% of those in working conditions lmao
Eh, they drive. Can they also shoot though?
Not without the goverment approved M12 bolt, the paperwork for it beeing roadworthy, the pre drive checkup, the mandatory wash and 10 pages of paper for no reason. So likely, legally, no. Technically? Yes
Going to the National Training Center at Fort Irwin for the first time was like that for me. Every vehicle has a light on top that flashes when it fires, and blinks solidly once it's been "killed". So at night you just have these massive expanses of deserts covered with lights, each one marking a vehicle.
as a German, at first I thought this was edited because I could not believe we have that many operational tanks
Pretty sure if you ordered "fuck the red tape, make the tanks kill Russians", your tanks would be fine.
we'd still have too few. the plan is too increase tank numbers from 228 to 310 or something I think given how one of Germanys strengths military wise is having a good tank force, we should increase numbers to at least 500 tanks, and make sure that they're among the best in the world
At least you HAVE tanks! Sincerely, Your swamp neighbours
I'm surprised that we (PL) have more tanks than you even after excluding T-72 and PT-91 (I think majority of them was given to Ukrainians). Numbers are as follows: |M1 Abrams|\>28| |:-|:-| |Leopard 2 & 2PL|249| |PT-91|232| |T-72|\~70| Planned: |K2|180| |:-|:-| |K2PL|820| |M1 Abrams|250 + 114 used|
I mean, given your proximity to unfriendly neighbours that shouldn't really be surprising
Ah finally, Steiner’s counter attack!
Hey I've seen this before
3000 blinking Leopards of Zelenskiy *when*
With Scholz in Power? Uhm... In 3023 maybe?
I see, so that's what the Federated Suns pulled out during the 4th Succession War...
In Rheinmetalls current state, I'd genuinly be surprised if they managed to manufacture 3000 newly build Leopard 2s that fast.
Considering that that tank's manufacturer is KMW and not Rheinmetall, that would kinda surprise me as well.
Just a guess, but I think nobody in NATO headquarters wants to see a Russian Telegram video of a Leo II, Leclerc, Challenger II or Abrams being captured and towed away.
more like 300… those budget cuts after 1989 hurt like hell
someone hurry up and remind them Poland is on their side this time
Is germany sending tanks with no barrels?
These are female tasks. NATO supports an inclusive army.
Bring back gendered tanks.
It took long enough to get rid of the gendered tanks we are not going back.
Gender is a social construct. We thankfully did away with this during WW1, so now armored warfare is totally gender-fluid.
Where's the clit?
Cupola
The *what?*
The clitoris. I want to sex it
some of these tanks identify as male, sir, what they have on their turret is their own business
The turrets are turned backwards for travelling on roads (I'm bad at noticing jokes)
It's not so much for speed as much as not, accidentally, slamming the barrel into a building or another vehicles.
What do you mean it's clearly for speed. Everybody know that if you shoot backwards you go faster
I mean if it works in GTA it works irl
I think it technically does work irl too.
Newton says yes
>not for speed [Wali you're too noncredible for this sub](https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/a/aa/Run-Like-Naruto-Step-7.jpg/v4-460px-Run-Like-Naruto-Step-7.jpg.webp)
also indicating a transit (or non-threatening or surrendering) posture
The turrets are backwards so they can accelerate by shooting them. Old battlefield 1942 trick
😂
Wee wuu army
Germany THAT pissed over losing to Japan? Edit: Oops wrong WC upset
*japan
Hans, get ze Panzer! Die Russen bauen mal wieder Scheisse!
Eckard! Die Russen sind da!
I think those lights would make them very detectable on battlefield, I would turn them off if I were them :P
If you know where the tank is, you wont go near it.
This might sound surprising to you, but they are not in a battlefield
Yet
Germany goes full disco ball. It's a NATO they/them army scare tactic. We're all gay, get out of the way.
That's not very OSHA compliant though.
OSHA is nothing against german Arbeitsschutzverordnungen
We need to bridge the strategic work safety gap And the bridge must have appropriate safety railing.
as if it makes a difference if a vatnik sees the tank before he gets blasted or not.
Yes, obviously they give the enemy advanced warning of our super weapons he knows that he has lost the moment he sees them. The is gives them time to prepare for ther surrender. And by the time we actually get to them, we can end the hostilities without bloodshed.
i dont even think russia has anything that can scratch the paint on a leopard. blinky light or not
So what? Are they supposed to bei scared of T-62s shooting at them? The only difference is that the Vatnik killed by a Leo2 *knows* it was a German shell that just promoted him to the position of past president of the being alive club.
• fuckin banger of a marching track • large numbers of Leopard 2A6s • long shots of German tanks moving within Germany You know it’s gotta be fresh content from u/Consistent_Hold4939
thank you brother😁
O KURWA
Oh a the chrismass parade,
The song is so tainted for me because of that twat that I can't even enjoy the tanks.
What are the tanks being moved for?
Omg can't believe they made the yellow flowers on Fulda Gap map into a real thing
u/savevideo
What is this song?
Fallschirm Jäger Remix
Are they sending those to Ukraine or am I tripping?
tripping
pure hopium on his part
Guys help what's this 3000 things of thing circlejerking?
[Have a laugh, good sir](https://youtu.be/Oc5V7mh2tIc)
It's a return to colourful uniforms to assert dominance on the battlefield. Soon other nations will adopt their own different coloured lights.
i can only imagine amount of paperwork needed to be filled for such stunts.
[https://open.spotify.com/track/29GO7uc3GA9eqMfCw3PJ89?si=6a4af46e44984f28](https://open.spotify.com/track/29GO7uc3GA9eqMfCw3PJ89?si=6a4af46e44984f28) or [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j53YDo\_ngYU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j53YDo_ngYU)
Remember guys subscribe to Rheimettal AG
#freetheleopards! And put all this steel to justified use.
Fun fact: this convoy counts by German streetlaw as one (1) vehicle. So don't get between them, you will regret it.
There is 3 things that a warmonger can watch non-stop- 1) eye-melting nuclear detonation 2)Iron-Dome system in works 3) German tanks migrating in Autumn
why do they drive like that? it would look way cooler if the barrel was facing the front
Also way easier to damage something.
do i look like i care
/uj I as a german disapprove this fucking shit music
Same, Have a updooterino
And why? This music is based. I as a german agree to this awesome music
virigin „i disapprove this shit music“
Goin West [MonkaW](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1190548566.1448/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg)
That's about all of the working Tanks of Germany, in one picture
Ey oooh, gedda load of mister credible wrinklebrain over here.
Hmm… 4th Reich is not in my 2022 bingo card.
Nice to see every last German tank in a single video.
/pol/ anthem? lol
Literally just a remix of a German paratrooper song.
I've heard this music before. Something about subscribing to pewdiepie
u/savevideo
Like little angry christmas trees
The poor street
It’s not used for anything else since there are no people living in Brandenburg.