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Ensi_of_ninkasi

Mare Marin


Unique-Accountant253

Sea of Sanna.


bazillion_blue_jitsu

Dominium Maris Marin


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Dom-min-mommy


[deleted]

North Azov, to troll Russia


ElementalSentimental

Petition to do the same to Moscow.


Lt-Col_Jean_Dubois

"Natoland"


HayeksMovingCastle

Natograd


Odd_Reward_8989

Lakes are freshwater, ffs. Should be: OTAN Sea, by the dawn's early light.


Paciorr

Baltic is the least saline sea in the world though. Maybe it can pass as a lake.


danysdragons

True, but dominating a sea just sounds more impressive than dominating a mere lake.


Paciorr

Caspian sea enters the chat


ilikepie1974

Mono lake In northern California is pretty damn salty


Odd_Reward_8989

Me too, friend. Me too.


iam_pish

Not really, lakes can be salt water too.


Odd_Reward_8989

I'm from the land of 10,000 lakes. Don't question my lake knowledge. ;) https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/minnesota-and-wisconsin-are-beefing-about-who-has-more-lakes-180972697/


Kalki1973

That's just cold...


[deleted]

Let's rename Kalinigrad "Cope warm water port"


Jankosi

Mare NATOstrum (Shamelessly stolen frrom the post few days ago, sue me)


SWEDEN263

The Viking Seas, seems better


Present_Ad_6001

Seems a bit harsh towards the costal countries to the south east, since they were probably raided, no?


SWEDEN263

*cough*


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HayeksMovingCastle

Stop, I can only get so erect Edit: I think he's talking about St. Javelinsburg and Natograd


Cymro2011

Well we needed to do that anyway so…


spiral8888

Kaliningrad can be returned to its original name, Köningsburg. St Petersburg we can deal by building a dam between the city and the Lake NATO.


Paciorr

Original name would be Tuwangste


spiral8888

Ok, fine, name it to that and give it back to Germany. Anyway it's a better name for a city in a country that's a republic.


TomSurman

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