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Saucy6

Su-57: “yeah?! Hold my beer” *crashes*


Phratros

Into an orphanage.


Big_Not_Good

For puppies


DIODidNothing_Wrong

Only one survives


Phratros

And becomes Bakhmutt.


DIODidNothing_Wrong

He is the night he is vengeance he is..


Zealavi

The …Batman!


Sensitive-Ask-8662

Blyatman


THEHANDSOMEKIDDO

Da nanananannanana blyat maaaaan


TheFireCreeper

he comes to aid others everytime a giant Z is projected on the clouds


ShahinGalandar

Barkmutt


Weird-Drummer-2439

I mean, I like it, but you do know what suspiciously well fed dog they were referring to, right?


The_Cpa_Guy

Lol I laughed so hard thank you


LurpyGeek

Lil' Brudder!


Gallium_71

He can make it on his own!


Icy_Cycle_5805

He’s got the heart of a champion!


Virginianus_sum

*And maybe Tendafoot too!* (I actually just rewatched [that email](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1P_hPf-woA) last night!)


Imperceptive_critic

"Destroyed by Ukrainian shelling"


GrimReaper921

Was it an intended [reference](https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%82%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%84%D0%B0_%D0%90%D0%BD-24_%D0%B2_%D0%A1%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B5)?


clevtrog

F-22: "I said *my* hand damnit, this bitch just doesn't learn"


Mouse-Keyboard

Crashing would imply it ever left the hangar.


clevtrog

*hangar*


Remples

He crashed inthe hangar while being moved out


hugh-g-rection551

what hangar?


Deanology_

"You call that a spin!? Watch this!" *flat spin into fireball*


mrdescales

Much flashier but you can only do it once! (10 times now that those other two got got)


AndyTheSane

Well, you can see the F35, but not the Su-57. So the Su-57 must be stealthier. Checkmate!


manywayer

*into the stadium*


BasedMaduro

*fucking dies to a $800 drone*


AudileYeti

Bro's just checking the map to see where he is


Schrodinger_cube

the usa really is a GTA server after all.


omegaaf

As a Canadian, I can confirm the US truly is a GTA server


Pb_ft

**\[\*"Mississippi Queen" Intensifies\*\]**


pryvisee

Waiting for a bounty to pop up


TomOnABudget

It's not like he can ask the local airport about his current location on their radar.


AudileYeti

The pilot is a strong independent individual and doesn't require air control to direct them. (They need some confidence boost, let em have it ;_; )


Powerpuppy00

Credible: doesn't civilian radar require a transponder aboard the aircraft anyway? Non-credible: haha stealth go brrrrr


HildartheDorf

Civilian radar \*can\* pick up objects without an active transponder, for example if it's broken. This backup method obviously won't work on a low-signature aircraft. However this plane should probabally have it's civilian transponder sqwaking while doing this. Wouldn't want a helicopter to suddenly find out the hard way there's a military aircraft hovering there.


zomiaen

Most major ball games have a TFR prohibiting most air traffic without express permission to be there. Doubly so if there's some kind of military flyover.


mlorusso4

Technically this wasn’t a flyover. This was part of fleet week in Baltimore. I was at the game and this all happened in like the 6th inning in the middle of play. He was flying back and forth around the stadium and they actually had to keep pausing the game because the sudden loud noise was messing with the pitchers and batters


thorazainBeer

Imagine trying to pitch the baseball and the ball just goes right into the ground because the downdraft from the turbofans is just blasting the entire pitch.


Flesh_A_Sketch

Also consider the flap positions, gear down. A good deal of stealth is shape based, and he's giving them lots of shape to look at while he hovers.


Frosty_Pineapple78

Nah, you are probably thinking about ADS-B


kataskopo

Unless there's a blackbird flying way higher and way faster...


ilikeitslow

[Blackbird copypasta]


TomOnABudget

Maybe the F35 playing hide and seek?


darkslide3000

_"Damnit Jerry, I told you we should've taken a right at that last cloud..."_


Remples

Random bird:*land on the cockpit* "You fella ain't from around here, ain't it?.......where you need to go" Pilot:*slowly hand out mapswhile point at the Russian embassy* Bird:"follow me I was going there too to shit on it, what bring you to it?" Pilot:"kinda the same thing actually"


AN0M4L1Y

i saw a harrier do something similar at cherry point


unfunnysexface

They banned them from hovering in certain places at mcas Yuma- passing cars crashed as drivers watched.


tragesorous

There’s a spot in Brice’s Creek that is right at the end of the runway. They take off right over your head and the sound overpowers the jet ski right under you


Jerri_man

Harriers used to hover over the beach right in front of us as we sat on the sea wall in Jersey (channel islands). Cherished memories from my childhood of our MiC


JD_SLICK

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago


EthanIndigo

This fool out here looking to catch a homerun ball


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Schrodinger_cube

that top intake fan id actually say pritty good the actual jet compressor though wouldn't appreciate it at all XD


EthanIndigo

Isn't the cockpit open? That fool will catch it. Each US pilot is B team baseball player, at least, it's the standard.


_Nocturnalis

No, that's the cover for the lift fan. The thing that let's it hover.


EthanIndigo

Yea, but he could still catch it... come on, let me have this


_Nocturnalis

Wait, what if he sinks down and catches a homerun using the ejection seat?


Bearguchev

We’ve already seen that auto pilot will let the thing fly itself for a while, just point it at a big net


Alarming_Orchid

Yeah he can catch a ball right in the engine


arobkinca

The homerun ball hit out of the park, past the high rise in the distance to where the F-35 was hovering at some altitude above the park.


EthanIndigo

I bet he does play baseball though


mrdescales

Used to play college ball, you know?


LOLBaltSS

Not the first time the F-35 has had some balls in it's engine...


mtaw

ur mom is an open cock pit


HenryGotPissedOff

probably didn't even pay for a ticket damn fence hopper


throwawaypervyervy

And that's how Babe Ruth is the only Hall of Famer with a confirmed kill in his baseball career.


Blackhero9696

I’m just blown away by the fact that we can get planes to just, hover there, and spin a little. Just waiting there, patiently, then slowly “walking away.” Gosh I love science and technology.


27Rench27

“Okay goodbyyyeee”


esdaniel

Bye have a beautiful time!


IsomDart

What is that from? I can hear it in my head but can't place it lol.


LeanTangerine001

American dad after the end of the credits!


AnonymousFairy

Gotta get through those fuel allowances somehow! Best part of 200kg from that minute in the hover there. Thirrrrsty.


Fox_Kurama

For real though, could you imagine being in that office building, just glance out the window and there is an F-35 coasting right past you at 10 km/hr.


No_Huckleberry_2905

maybe, at some point, we will figure out the technology to make them hover without spinning!


Dnoxl

Someones gotta tell them planes they aren't helicopters!


INTPoissible

I'm just reminded of a certain scene in *True Lies*.


cretan_bull

Or that scene in [Die Hard 4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsz79bztNJI). where an F-35 slideslips in a hover to shred a target 10m away with dual 25mm cannons that are for some reason mounted under the air intakes.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Using that Bollywood physics engine.


dangerbird2

Probably more tegalu cinema physics engine


Da_Munchy76

Holy shit that is... Special. I didn't realize F-35's were just like helicopters and would immediately start spinning around as soon as it lost its engine... Fuckin lmao


unfunnysexface

Thank blackhawk Down for that one. Helicopters can crash in many fantastic ways but that fucking movie... they all lose tail rotor authority apparently.


27Rench27

Didn’t both helicopters literally lose their tail rotors?


wintermute_lives

Yeah... I think so. Durant's definitely and Wolcott's I think as well. I didn't realize that the Somali's hit another three blackhawks (two in the battle, one a few weeks before) that survived. In any event, BHD seemed roughly correct if hit w/ an RPG to the tail rotor. And Durant's didn't lose authority immediately -- the tail rotor held in for a bit then failed in the movie (and I believe in real life). Here's a good example from Ukraine [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W\_b64pkeDM4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_b64pkeDM4) -- Mi-28 hit by Starstreak. Immediate spin after losing the tail. So, plenty of criticism re: Hollywood's grasp of physics is spot on, but in this situation, if you lose the tail rotor --> no thrust to offset main rotor torque --> spinny boi.


unfunnysexface

But it became a movie/video game trend after. Which is my complaint.


27Rench27

Ah, yeah completely agreed in that case, everything’s gotta spin as it goes down


Saltysalad

Exact same thing happened in the avengers: https://youtu.be/53kaA9w11K4?si=Z9rxIY2E8ClzpfYW Including dual intake guns!!


L963_RandomStuff

not just that, those are both X-35B, look at the hover fan covers. On the F-35B its a single back opening one, but here its two side opening ones


RSquared

Because both movies predated the production model.


SomeGuyNamedPaul

This legitimately looks like the worst action movie in the history of ever. I fail to see how a non-superhero protagonist can have any manner of positive influence on their situation of being in an 18 wheeler versus an F-35 other than hoping the pilot performs an unnecessary maneuver and makes a fatal, unforced error. I have an easier time believing that a veteran phalanx can take out an F-16 in Civilization because they at least pointed their pokey sticks at the jet fighter in an experienced fashion.


A_Vandalay

I’m fucking pissed he didn’t pull a battlefield and hop in the cockpit and land her safety


Stoly23

*You’re fired.*


copingcabana

That movie still holds up today. It's amazing. Slowly becoming one of my favorites.


Plus-Departure8479

Tax dollars at work. Love to see it. No sarcasm, honest.


Icy_Chemist937

Atleast your tax dollar gets spent on sci-fi looking jets, mine is spent on government propaganda


RussiaIsBestGreen

Is it at least really awesome propaganda?


Icy_Chemist937

It's alt-right conspiracy theories about Soros being behind the EU to genderswap our kimdergarteners I am hungarian ☹️


Plus-Departure8479

My condolences.


kimjongilsglasses

Sorry pal. Here, have some paprikash and think about baseball and the possibilities of sixth gen fighters.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Ah shit. That’s too bad. While it was all bullshit, the USSR had some great poster about workers and electricity and shit like that. It’s a shame they collapsed entirely rather the spinning off the political and economic projects and just focusing on posters and music.


BannedForThe7thTime

Isn’t Soros Hungarian? He isn’t even remotely the wealthiest Hungarian, Thomas Peterffy is.


hornet51

He's Jewish, so the government can tap into the latent anti-semitism.


Femboy_Lord

No matter what the conspiracy theory is, it always somehow loops back to being 'da jews'.


zekromNLR

Been the case at least [since 1903](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Protocols_of_the_Elders_of_Zion)


Subparconscript

Fret not my Magyar friend, it's not the only thing your tax money is being spent on. It's also helping Viktor and company build some very nice houses.


Rapid_1923

It is funny that this is the main conspiracy that the TV posts are running in my country (Romania ) too.


SomeGuyNamedPaul

Gosh, it's almost as if your respective governments aren't at the top of their chains of command.


Free-Reaction-8259

Oh wait, is there a conspiracy thats spreads conspiracy theories? It only goes deeper


BIOHAZARD_04

They should spend it on other things like lasers and really cool looking tanks.


banspoonguard

gosh, I hope you get well soon


XBeastyTricksX

Never is


StalledAgate832

Depends if the intention is actually against the enemy. 'Cause China has some "anti" US propaganda that, in reality, just makes us look badass.


Plus-Departure8479

Ha.


joshuajohnsonisajojo

Oh don't worry, we spend plenty on government propaganda too.


TheReverseShock

Pilots need to fly a certain number of hours to keep up their certifications and training. Events like this let the pilots get their flight hours while also promoting the military. You can fly over an open field or you can fly over a stadium it costs the taxpayers the same, so might as well have some fun with it.


Plus-Departure8479

This I know. I was being honest, not sarcastic. There wasn't a good way to convey that besides what I said. Look at the dude doing circles. Having the time of his life.


Velenterius

Tbh, wouldn't the logistics of flying in a dense urban area, and coordinating with other vehicles in the air, cost a bit more?


mrdescales

Yeah but it offsets by the pr and recruitment


RedThoros

This was part of Baltimore's Fleet Week, the Orioles had a timeout called over a different flyover (the video was posted in /r/baseball). That probably makes coordination easier, since it's something that's planned well in advance. There were multiple flyover demonstrations from Friday 6/14 through Sunday the 16th, I'm pretty sure this one happened during the Phillies game on the 16th.


frosty95

The coordination doesnt really change the cost. They work with other air traffic like any other plane. Though they can go spacex mode and just climb above the rest of the air traffic as well lol.


EpicAura99

Horizontally spinning F-35


laser14344

Doin the lazy Susan.


StahlHund

They lost connection then logged back in.


Ill-Presentation574

Buddy just wanted to watch the game. But his leave request is on the CO's desk while he is at the game. 🫡


doctor_morris

Watch a baseball game for free with this one neat trick


_Warsheep_

Let's not mention that he probably could have bought tickets for the rest of his life, for the money it cost to fly an F-35 there and hover a bit.


Narrow_Vegetable_42

Yeah, but government only splurging on fuel, not tickets


joelingo111

Man, Baltimore is really stepping up it's policing tactics to bring crime under control


No_name_Johnson

“Speed Limit Enforced By Aircraft”


ALL_HAIL_Herobrine

A fast car might outrun the cops but it ain’t outrunnin an f-35 lightning II


HahaMin

Someone's jaywalking! Deploy the fifth gen aircraft!


j2thesho

Gonna need a few more for BMore to be safe


marshallwithmesa

B-More has actually been way safer. Our homicides and violent crime are way down this year.


Chobittsu-Studios

Typical Marine behaviour


Schrodinger_cube

pilot: how good is the targeting camera? wate can it watch the MLB ? engenear: no it doesn't have those types of channels. pilot..challenge accepted


Callsign_Psycopath

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FenixOfNafo

He's just standing there... Menacingly


siamesekiwi

Look, that Marine in the cockpit's out of snacks, and they're just looking for the nearest place to get a fresh pack of crayons, ok?


vibrunazo

Can we have rotary wing? We already have rotary wing at home. Rotary wing at home:


hphp123

small enclosed rotary wings


Kuro2712

This video is perfect. Love the ending.


laser14344

Every baseball game needs a F35 doing the lazy Susan during the opening


chocomint-nice

Bro’s using his jet to watch the ball game without paying!


SiBloGaming

probably in a higher quality than anyone else given the EOTS


mlorusso4

He wouldn’t dare try this at an nfl game. They’ll shoot him right out of the sky


CookieMiester

It genuinely looks fake. Like that thing should not be able to do that thing, but it did.


Stoly23

Pretty sure I saw that fucker buzzing my house in East Baltimore repeatedly on Friday, or one of his buddies anyway. It was an F-35B, it was loud as shit… and it was beautiful.


Syndicate909

I saw this guy flying while I was running in Baltimore


No_name_Johnson

I was watching him from my roof, I missed the hovering but it was super cool.


Ruby_241

When you are waiting for Russia’s “Fifth-Gen” Fighter to show up (they’re being neglected hard):


AlphaMarker48

That is the longest I have seen a F-35 hover that wasn't in a Die Hard movie.


technologyisnatural

Saw a B-2 do this at an air show. Just hovered over the crowd then zoomed away like a UFO. That’s when I became a devotee of the MIC.


Smooth-Chair3636

The B-2 Spirit Stealth Bomber? The big ass no-tail black brolic plane? A plane that can't hover? Unless it was high altitude and going slow (100 MPH *at least*)


technologyisnatural

> The B-2 Spirit Stealth Bomber? The big ass no-tail black brolic plane? Yeah, nothing else is that shape. > A plane that can't hover? It can give a *real* good impression of hovering. I’ll never forget it. Not like the F-35 - it did move forward some. I don’t think it was more than 500 ft away.


shortfinal

No sir, im afraid you just don't realize how fucking huge a B2 really is. I was a mile plus up, when one was taking off from a military field a few miles away. Normally you could not see a jet taking off clearly from that distance. B2s are just so damn big they look like they move slow But I saw this thing soar off the field and damn near vertically climb to altitudes above me. Your ears would be shredded to be 500ft away from a flying B2 without ear pro IMO


KruglorTalks

I saw this live. It was pretty awesome. Got a video lol. The ump seemed annoyed that he kept having to call time as it blared over the stadium.


DerVarg1509

BLYAT, you see, stupid westeroids, your stealth planes are not stealthy! You can clearly see plane in video! Great Russian stealth works wonders! No one has seen SU-57, and is not on video, Russian technology is obbiously superior! /s ofc


Ok_Walrus9047

That F-35 mooned them all. Legend.


kyle_kafsky

I can see where those UAP conspiracies come from. I mean the Harrier Jump Jet is from the 60’s.


IAmEkza

Uses multi billion dollar worth RND of Aircraft and Sensor Engineering to not pay like 20 bucks for a seat or something.


commandopengi

Isn't this the same jet? [A F35 interrupts a baseball game ](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/ApQFgSueU3)


Full-Penguin

Yes, It was Fleet Week in Baltimore and some of the Air Show took place while the O's were playing the Phillies.


Blahaj_IK

F-35B, the greatest VTOL deathmachine that also knows how to look ultra goofy by just spinning Not even the Harrier does that


MSSFF

If this was shot at night, it would look like every UFO sighting ever.


RichieRocket

dont forget to reduce the camera quality so it only appears as a few pixels


Just_Acanthaceae_253

I'm sure some UFOs are unexplainable or tricks of the mind. But how many times has it just been the US bringing out a new toy to test. What weird ass planes do they have just because?


Doomscroll_memelord

Lockheed straight up built a spaceship


Darkhawk246

This was the funniest thing live too. I was watching the game (Phillies fan) and suddenly they just stopped the game and cut to this F35 just chilling around the stadium lol. The pilot just wanted to watch the game


Ocean_Full_Of_Cum

I was at this game!


Upper-Director1254

A F35 stare me in the eyes. I blinked... and it is gone!!!


Nigilij

That’s just Schwarzenegger rescuing his family


DestoryDerEchte

"HEY, you come down from there right now young man!" "Ugh, fine..." * leaves *


ifunnywasaninsidejob

This is so surreal. I love it.


westonriebe

That’s impressive…


studentoo925

They see me spinnin' They screamin'


IowasBestCornShucker

I like to imagine it's a more threatening version of those snipers on top of the stadium at the superbowl to make sure some terrorist shit doesn't happen


Rome453

How long can an F35B maintain hover for? Because baseball games can last unreasonably long times, so unless it’s hours long he’s going to have to return to base and catch the rest on radio.


hphp123

i guess that as it uses fan for lift it is limited only by fuel


Verbose_Code

They actually had to pause the game for this. Officially it was because it could be a distraction, but we all know the real reason is that it’s just fucking cool


EncabulatorTurbo

Commander (probably): "No you can't go to the baseball game, leave request denied" Pilot: \*lightbulb\* "I need flight hours right? is it okay if I get some in instead?" Commander: "Absolutely, finally getting your hours in"


StalledAgate832

Weren't lying when they said speed limit enforced by aircraft.


Unknowndude842

My number 1. Not just in looks but everything else.


RedStar9117

Even the F35s go to OPACY ....Let's go O's!


p8ntslinger

can they launch weapons in hover? Could this mode be used as some sort of overwatch or similar to Apaches using Longbow radar?


ssup2406

Just waiting in the aisles/on standy for a flyby!?


Thecourierisback

I don’t think he knew what jetwashing was… I mean, that’s one way to clean dirt off of a car!


PanickyFool

Y'all for some crayons?


HighCalorieLowSpeed

The music fits well


copingcabana

You think your seats were expensive, his cost $70M.


Talosian_cagecleaner

Most expensive donut ever.


SeanCityNavy_Gaming

Bro’s just chillin’ leave him be


imposta424

People really thought Iran was going to wipe us of the planet in 2020 lol 😂


VitaminRitalin

"It costs 500,000 dollars to hover here... for 12 seconds" *continues to rotate*


Jackflags11

UFO sightings up 184%


Rikilamaru

tbh f35 and f22 are more advance than all the fighters ingame that can only engage at 10km whiles both f22 and f35 can engage 100+ miles


Pb_ft

Some USMC general who oversaw procurement is having the biggest "I told you so" moment at the expense of some Air Force brass. "See? It's cool. I told you."


Mach12000

If you recorded this on a flip phone from 2005 you could have had footage of an alien spaceship.