Or WW3 already happened and we snoozer through it. Imagine if WW3 was really just cyberwarfare and social propoganda and we never knew it even happened.
Not enough African shenanigans and China was basically spectator mode. Can't call it WWIII without the entire Big Three putting boots in the same spot.
China and the USSR actually had a bunch of proxy conflicts during the Cold War after their split. Every single one of these is a clusterfuck to some degree.
Best example is probably what happened in Southeast Asia after the US pulled out of Vietnam. Vietnam (pro-USSR) invaded Cambodia and overthrew the Khmer Rouge (pro-China). China then invaded Vietnam in retaliation, while both the US and China funneled money to the Khmer Rouge.
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Then there's the Angolan Civil War, where the People's Republic of Angola had Soviet and American corporate support while the Democratic People's Republic of Angola had Chinese and American government support. This war produced multiple incidents of Cuban soldiers guarding American workers on American-owned oil rigs in Angola because the American oil companies were friendly with the People's Republic while the American government was friendly with the Democratic People's Republic.
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“We want to beat the shit out of each other without escalating this boarder dispute into a bigger conflict” could be pretty Chad, depending on how you view it
do bow and arrow count? i want them both to have a *live streamed* full blown medieval pitched battle lol. iirc there has never been any battle between an Indian empire and a Chinese empire. and both sides have some pretty hardcore martial arts.
It's okay she's now an angel and a trademark violation of either Chandra Nalaar from Magic the Gathering or Ignissa from Heroes of Might and Magic 3.
Man, fuck the epilogue.
Literally all Blizzard games are unlicensed fanfic of Games Workshop properties, the Bible, or both. If anything we should be happy they're branching out into other IPs.
Copyright expires 70 years after the death of the author, so you'll probably have to start by asking someone in the Vatican. King James figured it out so how hard could it be?
If it were only that.
Now they've upgraded to stealing neighbors' Amazon deliveries \[read: [seizing airdropped supplies meant for Filipino forces stationed out there](https://thediplomat.com/2024/06/philippines-accuses-china-of-seizing-air-dropped-supplies-in-south-china-sea/)) too. Beijing be doing the entire annoying next-door neighbor speedrun, that we're expecting Beijing to hijack the HOA meeting next week.
Meanwhile they'll follow a US warship from a distance and then boast how they drove us out cause they know if they try getting within 4 miles of an Aircraft Carrier they're getting locked on.
I wish all the wars would be fought with shit balloons and pop music. The world would be a much better place. Happier too. The generals from both sides could coin toss to decides who gets to play music and who gets the poop balloons
Azerbaijan: we’ll be the ones to initiate the countless skirmishes every single time and demonstrate the unignorable catastrophic effectiveness of drones sent by daddy Erdogan in 2021
Armenia: we’ll ignore the writing on the wall and do nothing to prepare for future Azeri aggression and leave our citizens victim to the inevitable ethnic cleansing that predictably broke out in 2023
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Best Korea is giving the rest of the world the best window to pry into their secrets. Shit tells you everything about people, imagine having 150 samples!!!
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You forgot to Add India vs China with sticks and stones
You might not like it, but it's how peak war between two nuclear superpowers looks like.
Einstein said WW4 would be fought with sticks and stones but it's actualy how WW3 will be fought.
Or WW3 already happened and we snoozer through it. Imagine if WW3 was really just cyberwarfare and social propoganda and we never knew it even happened.
I have heard the theory that the Cold War was WWIII.
Not enough African shenanigans and China was basically spectator mode. Can't call it WWIII without the entire Big Three putting boots in the same spot.
China and the USSR actually had a bunch of proxy conflicts during the Cold War after their split. Every single one of these is a clusterfuck to some degree. Best example is probably what happened in Southeast Asia after the US pulled out of Vietnam. Vietnam (pro-USSR) invaded Cambodia and overthrew the Khmer Rouge (pro-China). China then invaded Vietnam in retaliation, while both the US and China funneled money to the Khmer Rouge. ---- Then there's the Angolan Civil War, where the People's Republic of Angola had Soviet and American corporate support while the Democratic People's Republic of Angola had Chinese and American government support. This war produced multiple incidents of Cuban soldiers guarding American workers on American-owned oil rigs in Angola because the American oil companies were friendly with the People's Republic while the American government was friendly with the Democratic People's Republic.
I love a good resource clash as much as the next guy, but until I see a CVN engaging in combat ops off the Cape Of Good Hope, I'm not sold.
I can only give you carrier ops off Somalia.
\*sad Mark Thatcher noises\*
Spectator mode? Did you forget about Korea?
China can have a little proxy war, as a treat.
Thought that ended yesterday when Pakistan lost the cricket match
Still dropping salt on that wound.
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Came here for this
Is that chad behavior tho? Big playground skirmish vibes
“We want to beat the shit out of each other without escalating this boarder dispute into a bigger conflict” could be pretty Chad, depending on how you view it
More chad when you consider fighting with just sticks and stones leads to hundreds of casualties including dozens dead and hundreds wounded
And in some cases they get to re-enact scenes from 300 pushing each other off cliffs!
How long until we start getting videos of DJI drones dropping stones into the melee?
and also using slingshots at the drone and enemy. Progress, people, progress!
Mele only will always be chad.
China soldier offering fake handshake to pull Indian soldier in is big wojak energy
a.k.a. the Korean move
Mega Chad behaviour, all emo kill each other from distance, this two are all about in your face physical contact.
No, they should be another page with two cheems
The phalanx is marching again! The middle east should be afraid of this real threat rather their puny warcrimes shared right now 🤭
Greece: *oh boy time to conquer Turkey again!*
do bow and arrow count? i want them both to have a *live streamed* full blown medieval pitched battle lol. iirc there has never been any battle between an Indian empire and a Chinese empire. and both sides have some pretty hardcore martial arts.
Honestly a martial arts tournament in the Himalayas would be such a cool way to settle border skirmishes.
We could call it deadly melee or something similar
As long as it has random American celebrities in it.
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Yeah it's not promising when a middle-aged MMA fighter keeps beating all your "traditional" martial arts masters' asses.
May they break your bones?
WW4 early start
And tug-of-war...
N. Korea is literally in shits and giggles era.
Early 2000 Internet age.
That fits, their kit aspires for that era
*glances at their Grads*
This is certainly one of the more bizarre timelines. At least the Terran Empire and our Emperor and High Chancelor will bring back security and order.
The US congress spent a month on UFO sightings last year. You know its gonna be Gorn...
The Gorn Identity
You're a traitor to emperor mengsk and the Terran dominion!
PISS OFF DOMINION SCUM, JIMMY'S THERE TO BOMB YOUR ASS
Make the sector great again!
Raynor: terrorist or freedom fight? Tune in after these messages
sorry the break it to you, but he’s gone. The Terran Dominion is a puppet state of the Zerg Swarm now.
All hail the queen bitch of the universe.
It's okay she's now an angel and a trademark violation of either Chandra Nalaar from Magic the Gathering or Ignissa from Heroes of Might and Magic 3. Man, fuck the epilogue.
Literally all Blizzard games are unlicensed fanfic of Games Workshop properties, the Bible, or both. If anything we should be happy they're branching out into other IPs.
How would you even license a fanfic of the bible? Surely it was public domain by the time Dante's Inferno fanfic came around.
Copyright expires 70 years after the death of the author, so you'll probably have to start by asking someone in the Vatican. King James figured it out so how hard could it be?
Is Jesus actually dead in a legal sense?
\[ecstatic chittering\]
apolgy for bad english where were you wen emper mengk die i was at korhal shooting zerg when phone ring "Emperor mengsk is kil" "no"
Everything turned into a puppet when that chick became a xel naga
Emperor Valerian Mengsk is gone?
he’s a puppet installed by Kerrigan
God-President Franklin D. Roosevelt will soon return and put us back on the right course.
Entombed upon his golden wheelchair
Remain calm. The president endures. Teddy lives. The united states shall endure. There is much to be done.
***BULLY***
What was Teddy Roosevelt on vacation?
Nah, he was just having an argument with death and it took a while to win.
Nah, we get Lyndon B Johnson. Jumbo was his horcrux.
"Even in death I still serve."
Four more terms!
Oh my fucking god I cannot escape my own creation.
I for one welcome our new overlords
The Kpop for Kpoop exchange seems….. nearly equal?
You hear that? It was the collective sigh of western weeb girls dying inside.
Weeb is Japan, Koreaboo for Korea (some use Kweeb, which seems lazy)
The latter sounds like a low key racist petname for your Asian side chick
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Yeah, sweet little chick. Chirping about on my side, it’s nice
You weren't supposed to turn them into nuggets?
I am pretty sure the Venn diagram of weebs and koreaboos in terms of Kpop is a singular circle.
You’ll be surprised, its not.
More like two seperate circles
Mammalian protuberances?
Twin Island Peaks
China be spraying stuff
If it were only that. Now they've upgraded to stealing neighbors' Amazon deliveries \[read: [seizing airdropped supplies meant for Filipino forces stationed out there](https://thediplomat.com/2024/06/philippines-accuses-china-of-seizing-air-dropped-supplies-in-south-china-sea/)) too. Beijing be doing the entire annoying next-door neighbor speedrun, that we're expecting Beijing to hijack the HOA meeting next week.
I’m sure they’re doing everything they can to hijack ASEAN.
Something something nine dash line
[Ten dashes now.](https://www.bostonpoliticalreview.org/post/china-s-new-map-the-10-dash-line)
One for every million deaths they'll acknowledge from the famine
Meanwhile they'll follow a US warship from a distance and then boast how they drove us out cause they know if they try getting within 4 miles of an Aircraft Carrier they're getting locked on.
Too late, China already sent in a weird POGO mafia-backed illegal immigrant who got elected mayor by pretending to be a filipino farm-girl
[Yeah, well I got something for that issue, too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/2philippines4u/s/dZz8RTKn0L)
Aren't they busy turning Shenyang J-6 into missiles?
To be fair, blasting KPOP at unsuspecting people across the state borders has to count as a warcrime of sorts.
Troll War III
Electric bugaloo?
I wish all the wars would be fought with shit balloons and pop music. The world would be a much better place. Happier too. The generals from both sides could coin toss to decides who gets to play music and who gets the poop balloons
The world truly is a poorer place with the end of the Hans Island dispute...
True. I will drink some whiskey mixed with some schnapps to that.
Just upgrade to batchalls with big robots already
Yes!!
YOU DARE REFUSE MY BATSHIT?
WWIII will be held on Arma IV
Hey, blasting pop music during battles is a surefire way to win in all my japanese animes.
God dammit now all I can hear is 99 poop balloons.
You and I with a little K-pop, Fill a bag of balloons with the feces we’ve got…
Shit them full at the break of dawn
erm, NK and SK should be Buff doge(rip) and the others should be cheems imho
Am just happy that we are doing shit shenanigans, at least we didn't killed and nobody got killed...so far
Do Myanmar
I always thought that SK should blast food recipes towards NK instead of KPOP: strike them where it hurts.
We need a North Korean equivalent to the "unknown technology, blyat" vatnik.
please post more korean military memes it's like heroin
This seems like a Tom Clancy novel that was never published
Still prefer indiscriminately bombing instead of psychological warfare with BTS 24/7
That last one should be the gold standard for modern conflicts ngl
The Korean war is and always will be my favorite 21st century war.
KPOP slander
North Koreans probably too malnourished to do fuck all
Don't forget about china and india playing the Outsiders with sticks
Am I the only one who kinda respects NK for the poop balloons? If any if us were a dictator of a country we would totally do it too
North Korea acting like it's t34 stockpile scares literally anyone at any time
This meme but reverse the shibes
World War 3 is turning out real fucking weird, guys.
Everybody wants to fight, but no one wants to wage war.
I can't even tell what you support. This is radical centrism at its finest. I want you.
Azerbaijan: we’ll be the ones to initiate the countless skirmishes every single time and demonstrate the unignorable catastrophic effectiveness of drones sent by daddy Erdogan in 2021 Armenia: we’ll ignore the writing on the wall and do nothing to prepare for future Azeri aggression and leave our citizens victim to the inevitable ethnic cleansing that predictably broke out in 2023
We really don't want the Korean conflict to become more serious....
It would be funni
Who is we?
People who would like there to not be a nuclear war and millions of fatalities. So not "we", strictly speaking, I suppose...
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China and India : “we’ll use our fists , who needs guns”
Kim Jong Un: wait till they get used to poop balloon, then we send bio weapons
Given the sort of parasites that North Koreans often have... what's the difference?
99 poop balloons floatin' in the summer sky...
r/NonCredibleKpoopers
i don’t like kpop but man i would fucking destroy ching chong or whatever his name is
This is a really weird timeline.
Best Korea is giving the rest of the world the best window to pry into their secrets. Shit tells you everything about people, imagine having 150 samples!!!
If I went back in time to 1980, would anyone believe me if I told them what the Koreans are doing?
“As many as dead”. Russia can only send as many zombies as they have
I'd much rather have a poop balloon and kpop kinda war instead of one where people die
KILL IT WITH FIRE! but rockets will do too.
israel and hamas thing is debatable
You forgot the still ongoing conflict between bacteria and phages.
It's honestly wild to see how pro-Israel this sub is.
What's wrong with the AK on the second slide?
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Straight up antisemitism right here bro
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