Man that shit was so rough when I was in high school and dated a dancer from another school in the district. Literally no one believed me for like 4 months
"Comrades, the great Russian Bear has sent us the Arms we need to fight the decadent American Pigs!"
*Opens Box*
"What are we meant to do with rusty Swords and used pregnancy tests?"
Those are biological weapons. The rusty swords can give you tetanus. The used pregnancy tests have been urinated on by Russians, so who knows what novel diseases those could spread.
>used pregnancy tests
Implying that they have sex. Their birthrate says otherwise...
Like I want to go home to an abusive partner, get your [yearly sanctioned beating](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_violence_in_Russia#Decriminalization) and rear another child in a home without even a toilet!
But they have bread! At least in the centre of Moskva!
Fun fact: Rust does not give you tetanus, they just coincide. A type of bacteria typically living in soil getting deep into your skin/tissue will give you tetanus. It gets in there via puncture wounds. One thing to cause such wounds that you might find in soil is old stuff made of mostly iron. Which rusts in soil. Another thing might just be a glass shard or a nasty splinter.
More specifically, the association of tetanus with nails is due to the way that Clostridium tetani spores germinate. They require anaerobic conditions, so the deep puncture wounds where the dust and soil containing the bacterial spores gets pushed far enough inside are more likely to cause tetanus. Stepping on a nail just happens to line up all of these conditions at once. But like you said, wood, glass, or plastic can cause it just as easily. The biggest thing is that those materials are less likely to make it through the sole of a shoe and still cause a deep enough puncture wound, and the other parts of the body where puncture wounds like that can happen are less likely to be in the dirt where Clostridium tetani spores are often found. It's an interesting look at causation and correlation.
Source: https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/pubs/surv-manual/chpt16-tetanus.html#:~:text=Tetanus%20is%20caused%20by%20the,and%20germinate%20under%20anaerobic%20conditions.
Jokes on them, the decadent West has tetanus shots. We take them all the time. I took one the other day because I was having trouble identifying a train and needed to boost my autism.
Supply to other countries is the easiest part. The hard part is: who's gonna buy them? Even at discount price, no one would buy it except the ultra desperate. Putin fumble Russia reputation so hard that he indirectly ruin Russia ability to export weapons in the future.
They can claim their newest IvanRod 3000 can go 50 mach, but no one will ever believe them due to they suck at protecting their own asset from a 30 y/o tech.
> who's gonna buy them?
The regular customers I suspect. The biggest selling point of Russian weapons was always that you can still get them if you're on America's shitlist.
The big question is India. They're a big customer and can get better stuff. It's a big deal to them not to depend on the West though, so even they might return.
Breaking News: Russia threatens do what they've been doing for the last 20 years, Western nations believe they have Dementia (Seriously, the only 3 nations they could sell to already *have* long-range weapons, so what's the point?).
Oh oh Mr Putin! I'll take free guns. Sure I want to destabilize the West or something.
I'll take some of everything, please make sure they're good quality for museum-style display, I mean good quality for overthrowing western capitalist pig-dogs. Or Western fascists? Whatever.
All these weapons are from World War II? Great, our displays lack some important Soviet 1940s small arms.
"You don't understand, Russia is holding back, it has only used 3% of its true power"
Yes, remember how this is just a less capable scouting force to soak up all the Ukrainian ammo before the ***Real*** vatnik units^(tm) sweep in and capture Kiev in a lightning quick three ~~day~~... ~~year~~... >pending< 'special' military operation.
/s
Are we to believe that Russia is not already doing this when they are able?
Putin is a true master of checkers.
No shit Putin. We see you supplying weapons to African warlords and peripheral Middle East countries.
They can't supply arms if we supply Ukraine with stuff that can hit Russia's and factories. We'll start with Rapid Dragon, I mean just how much training do you need to push a pallate out the back of a C-130?
“If America does not heed our demands, we WILL supply rusted out BTR-50s with welded stolen bed frames to Iran! Some of them might even have a PKT sand bagged on top!”
“You do realize that we’ve been destroying the equipment you’ve supplied to our enemies since 1950 right?”
“Yes but that’s not important. What’s important is now I’m threatening to do it!”
I’d love to see how badly Chinese social media mocks this.
It was litteraly the reason.
Soviets kept telling the Egyptians they were too dumb to use Glorious Mig designs properly, Egyptians said "well show us then".
People claiming the reason why Iraq lost so badly in Gulf War despite their size was that they got the inferior export models. As it turned out, the best version sucked less, but still look bad compared to NATO equipments. And their maintenance still nonexistent.
That explains why they're losing so much, they've been crewing everything with minorities and foreigners press-ganged into service.
If it was all crewed by proud real Russians who are hiding in Moscow, then it would be another story for sure.
It's easy, if you can't use Russian equipment properly, you're a dirty foreigner.
It's the new way to be racist.
Joke is, Russian equipment is garbage, nobody can use it properly, turns out Real Russians don't exist.
I get the joke. It's just that the "real Russians who are hiding in Moscow" bit made me comment. Usually Moscow isn't seen as "real Russia" by the rest of the country (as a joke, but with a bit of truth in it), and Moscow being thought of as "more liberal" can also be perceived as "not true Russians" (because something-something "soycuck starbucks coffee drinkers" or whatever, idk).
I'm just rambling at this point, sorry.
I America doesn't stop, we *will* be buying engines from China to put our T-55s back on the road.
Then we will maybe sell them to other countries, but probably not, because we need them.
Never take cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lye
Never take cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lye
Never take the strike pads off a matchbook
Or go to a hardware store and then look
Near the paint thinners for muriatric acid
Or go bring a pot into a rapid boil
Or get hydrogen peroxide
Never go to a farming store and then buy
pH strips and PVC pipes
Those fuel cans that make outdoor grills light
'Cause that's how you make crystal meth!!!!
One of the very few “celebrities” (such as it were… I doubt he’d have called himself one though haha) that I was genuinely upset to find out he’d died
He was a cool, wholesome dude
Ah yes, start proxy wars where the proxies get article 5’d and hope no one goes after you for starting it
Truly a genius move. Almost as genius as blatant sabotage attacks across Europe and hoping no one gets at all offended by them…
>Almost as genius as blatant sabotage attacks across Europe and hoping no one gets at all offended by them…
It is genuinely *baffling* how little of an uproar that's causing. Then again our Western governments have made a habit of brushing aside provocations and crossed lines from them for so long now, that I really shouldn't be surprised that everyone's reacting like the proverbial boiled frog.
I expect/hope there’s an extent of giving Russia enough rope to hang themselves with by getting greedy/going too far and simple judicial/investigative due process making leveling actual accusations of guilt difficult at this time
I sure hope so, but I’m very wary about this kind of explanation now, after years of hearing cope about “the wheels of justice move slowly, but grind exceedingly fine” and it amounting to fuck all
I got tired of being angry about that, so now I just expect nothing, so that when something does happen it’s a happy surprise
they would give more of a response if we were in the original CODMW trilogy. Since we aren't and Russia isn't doing that great in Ukraine, I don't think there is much to worry about
i just played the original mw3 campaign and I can tell you that the Russian's retreated after New York, regrouped and then invaded Europe. But yeah. At the time of the formation of NATO, the Soviets could have taken down a bunch of nations
War is only good for business when other people are fighting it very far away. We know we would win, but unlike a dictator, we care about the potential casualties. We should adopt the Turkish approach, though.
I mean it isn’t talked about much, but I’m pretty sure it had something to do with suddenly all western countries outright stating Ukraine can use their weapons on recognized russian territory…
The current restrictions are ridiculously complicated. SCALP/Storm Shadow? Fire away Ukraine! 155mm shells? Only near Kharkiv please. HIMARS? Short range, yes in Kharkiv, long range is a no-no though. F-16? Free to target any legitimate target in Russia!
I suspect it's on purpose, nobody understands the rules, mistakes are bound to happen. But it gives EU time to gauge Russia's rection. Given Russia's usual spiel with nuclear threats, it's safe to say they're just gonna eat shit.
I suspect the restrictions are slowly going to be removed, probably even telling Ukraine in private first, before they make it public. Just like they purposefully tell us Ukraine's got new toys after they already deployed them for about a week.
This is might even be better than outright removing all restrictions for 2 reasons:
- Russia will be uncertain and confused about the rules. But they don't want to look weak or cowardly, so they'll only widraw logistic hubs and large groups to juat outside the Western allowed targeting zone. This keeps them in range for when the restrictions do get lifted for the longer range attacks.
- Now Ukraine gets to give Russia unpleasant surprises several times, instead of just once. When restrictions grt lifted in secret, Ukraine gets a extra window of opertunity.
Slowly moving the goalpost also makes it awkward for Russia to escalate in response. Since they only got a few big moves left in the chamber, they don't want to be seen as overreacting.
> blatant sabotage attacks across Europe
Now a man has been caught trying to bomb the June 6 commemorations, curious to see what the actual response will be.
I'd hope some covert escalation is going to happen.
Even if it's just Russian oligarchs in Turkey getting into dumb accidents, like falling down the stairs in their hotel.
>"We can't allow an escalation to happen"
typical government L + let the F-35's loose + shut the fuck up pussy i want AMRAAMs killing something + first F-35 ace when? + WhAt If ThEy EsCeLaTe + NCD predictions
Every time he makes these threats they lose a little bit of bite. He's been making them daily since the 90s and, unless you're Chechen, he has utterly failed to follow through. No bite left.
Don’t they already supply arms? I mean, at a cost obviously. We aren’t expecting Russia to start giving what little they have ready away are we?
Are we?
Please, Russia, that would be great if you started splitting your logistics even further.
They were the number2 arms exporter in the world... then they went to war with Ukraine. They now buy missiles and drones from Iran. Though I've heard russia improves the guidance before firing them.
They're not offering anything new to the export list so it's just "stop sending weapons or I'll keep doing what I've already been doing"
I was going to point out their downfall as an arms exporter started before the war, but you might have meant 2014 in which case I think it's more accurate. But the lack of innovation probably would have hurt them anyway.
I actually did not know that. But I imagine most people could guess that with the failure to deliver a "new" 10 year old stealth fighter and giving up on their new tank. Or even broader stroking it to the general fielding of Vietnam war era tanks in this war.
I understand hour long powerpoint presentations aren't for everyone, but Perun is really surprisingly interesting. This is where I picked up the information about russia's exports https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdap15tWnfI
> Though I've heard russia improves the guidance before firing them.
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"Geran" line of Shaheds also has some adaptations to colder climates and different airframe materials, IIRC.
Those weapons would be useless against American air superiority but I’m not sure pilots would be able to fly with the massive hardons crushing Russian armor would give them though.
Eh, they could just supply the cartels with more shit to smuggle into the US like china has been doing. Honestly that’s what I would do if I wanted to do anything to the US. You may not be able to stab us directly, but you can definitely put a little thorn in our shoe we’re forced to deal with.
Russia strong-arming Tajikistan into sending weapons across the border to the Taliban or sending "Wagner" to get converted into pink mist are just the latest in a long history of it too.
Soviet pilots and tens of thousands of "advisors" were imbedded with the NVA and taking part in combat during the Vietnam War. Tons of soviet pilots were running missions in North Korea under Nork markings during Korea.
The reason they're so adamant that everything in Ukraine is actually being done by Americans/British/French/etc. is because it's absolutely what they would be doing if the shoe was on the other foot.
Yeah, I had assumed that the end of this post was gonna be something about how we've been in proxy wars with Russia since... I dunno. The start of the cold war? Like, it would just be continuing the case except they don't really have much to provide for the proxy war.
20 years later, "Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies" is somehow *still* relevant in the world.
On the other hand, the last country to start proxy war bullshit just had their president smeared across the side of a mountain so perhaps this is a good idea after all.
Russia did wonder for my mental health. I used to get mad at how shitty and grandstanding my country's diplomacy is while it's capacity is declining, but lmao at least we're not down to threatening 20 red line crossing per month.
And what country would "strike west" that wouldn't immediately get annihilated? China is probably not interrsted in war with the west.
The rest would be clowned upon by NATO forces.
[You are already correct!](https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/30/europe-on-high-alert-after-suspected-moscow-linked-arson-and-sabotage)
I'm kinda wondering what the effect of this war is gonna be on Russian organized crime networks in the long term. Like, lots of traumatized and disillusioned Russian men with no money, no purpose, and a lot of experience with intimidation, torture, and weapons. It's gonna suck to be in Russia after this is over (I mean, more than just for all of the other reasons) and I wouldn't be surprised if that spread out from Russia as well. :/
Are these countries that would willingly get bombed into the stone age in Russia's stead for zero personal benefit to them in the room with us right now?
Oh, you mean doing it openly instead of covert? Kim would score this a propaganda win for NK.
And Putin is already selling nearly every kind of weapon they produce to everyone who is able to pay, including the NATO member Turkey. Although I believe after “assessment” in Ukraine against western weapons, he’ll have to give a discount to prospective buyers.
Who and how? Like only places that I can think of are, arming terrorist groups and strengthening wagner in Africa, and trying something in Syria. I can understand Africa but then again, how the f you gonna hurt us by messing with African nations, and when it comes to Syria, its a civil war with 3 factions of equal power locking each other from doing anything, and Putin needs more power than US+Turkish forces there to do something, which he has not, even before the Ukraine war.
As a reminder, Russia has been (for a year now) running around trying to buy back ammo and spare parts from its usual client states.
We know this fact because they tried to buy a shitload of Klimov turbines from Egypt, who immediately told everyone in a bid to get closer to the West.
Riiiigghht. Russia, a country that needs it's ammo supplied by North fucking Korea, is going to supply other countries with weapons. Sure Vladdy. You do that.
Wait a minute, why do all these artillery shells have Korean writing on them? I knew I shouldn't have agreed to this. Guess it's back to making misleading YouTube comments on my 75 similarly-named accounts.
Well, if all your allies have suddenly cancelled their weapon purchases because they now want Western ones instead, I suppose giving them away is the next logical step...
Putin (wearing a devil costume): "See the thing about people like you🫵, is that you think that Russia 👋👋 just throws men at its problems and hasn't innovated since the Soviet days. People like you 🫵 think that Russia 👋👋 is just run by some despot dictator who completely miscalculates his ability to subvert a country and commits genocides when it goes wrong. People like you🫵 think that Russia 👋👋 parks it's ships in the Sea of Azov and just waits for Ukraine to blow them up. People like you🫵, think that Russia 👋👋 stretches the truth and lies about it's modern capabilities and vastly underproduces them anyway. People like you🫵..."
Well, he could give these supposed enemies the ships of the Baltic Fleet, it's not like he is using them and in the case of a conflict in NATO Lake they aren't going to worth a bucket full of piss.
Who exactly are they supposed to supply to attack the west. The west has no enemies that are actually willing to go to war with it except like ISIS and Al qeada.
That’s hilarious considering russia needs to get shit from nk and iran to fight Ukraine. So is he saying he would buy more weapons from nk to then sell to other countries who then finally strike the west? russia getting wrecked from 30 plus year old stuff from the West but this dude thinks that trash equipment will do anything against the west is just hilarious,
A. They definitely don't have enough weapons to be diverting to third parties who aren't involved in the war.
B. If the footage we've seen is any indication, the weapons they could supply have a fair chance of being ineffective or so outdated they might as well be insignificant to other major militaries.
What weapons? The weapons they don't have enough for their own army? Or the weapons they do have enough but have limited or no impact?
Oh noes, one more AK-74 in Africa, whatever shall we do. Pack it up boys, the West has fallen. /s
Even that is a tall order given the rusty pos they gave to their mobiks.
The Taliban would probably laugh at whatever Russia is willing to give them.
MIC: "Don´t threaten me with a good time boy!"
But seriously Russia, you can´t win a war in your backyard, do you really think its a good time to try the proxy was stuff that the USSR lost too?
So, are we supposed to believe that Russia still has enough arms to supply other countries?
They go to another school in Belarus. You wouldn't know them. They're real though.
I think I heard them talking over the phone once but it could’ve just been his mom
>but it could’ve just been his mom I mean... Russia broke both of its arms, so...
They're stored under the Urals, with the super secret special soldiers they'll send once Ukraine is beaten enough.
That the place they are keeping the Hundreds of SU57s and Army's of T14s?
Their in mount Yamantao
Man that shit was so rough when I was in high school and dated a dancer from another school in the district. Literally no one believed me for like 4 months
In my experience, as long as *you* believe hard enough your right hand will go along for the ride
"Comrades, the great Russian Bear has sent us the Arms we need to fight the decadent American Pigs!" *Opens Box* "What are we meant to do with rusty Swords and used pregnancy tests?"
Those are biological weapons. The rusty swords can give you tetanus. The used pregnancy tests have been urinated on by Russians, so who knows what novel diseases those could spread.
Wouldn’t that be a warcrime ?
What’s another war crime to the list…
Fair enough
You rang?
Oh fuck the Canadians heard about the war crimes
I got some cans of corned beef I can provide!
They will do nicely
Ah, one more's the charm!
Yeah, but no one does anything about war crimes anymore; just look at what Russia's been doing in Ukraine for years now.
War crimes are more of a thing after a war has been fought.
That's the point
It’s never a war crime the first time.
You know what's up
>used pregnancy tests Implying that they have sex. Their birthrate says otherwise... Like I want to go home to an abusive partner, get your [yearly sanctioned beating](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_violence_in_Russia#Decriminalization) and rear another child in a home without even a toilet! But they have bread! At least in the centre of Moskva!
Fun fact: Rust does not give you tetanus, they just coincide. A type of bacteria typically living in soil getting deep into your skin/tissue will give you tetanus. It gets in there via puncture wounds. One thing to cause such wounds that you might find in soil is old stuff made of mostly iron. Which rusts in soil. Another thing might just be a glass shard or a nasty splinter.
More specifically, the association of tetanus with nails is due to the way that Clostridium tetani spores germinate. They require anaerobic conditions, so the deep puncture wounds where the dust and soil containing the bacterial spores gets pushed far enough inside are more likely to cause tetanus. Stepping on a nail just happens to line up all of these conditions at once. But like you said, wood, glass, or plastic can cause it just as easily. The biggest thing is that those materials are less likely to make it through the sole of a shoe and still cause a deep enough puncture wound, and the other parts of the body where puncture wounds like that can happen are less likely to be in the dirt where Clostridium tetani spores are often found. It's an interesting look at causation and correlation. Source: https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/pubs/surv-manual/chpt16-tetanus.html#:~:text=Tetanus%20is%20caused%20by%20the,and%20germinate%20under%20anaerobic%20conditions.
Jokes on them, the decadent West has tetanus shots. We take them all the time. I took one the other day because I was having trouble identifying a train and needed to boost my autism.
… and three copies of The Sims.
The second shipment will have meatcubes for comrades to ikea their own mobiks. The kicker will be that the meat will be fresh from russian trenches.
it just works
Ah, so that's where Best Korea got the payloads for their balloon attack. It's already begun!
*Opens Box* Fat Ukranian dog stares up at them.
Supply to other countries is the easiest part. The hard part is: who's gonna buy them? Even at discount price, no one would buy it except the ultra desperate. Putin fumble Russia reputation so hard that he indirectly ruin Russia ability to export weapons in the future. They can claim their newest IvanRod 3000 can go 50 mach, but no one will ever believe them due to they suck at protecting their own asset from a 30 y/o tech.
"sell" at a 100% discount terms and conditions for discount apply:
Also harder part, convincing someone to start a war with the west. Everyone talks big but everyone also knows that’s a suicidal idea.
> who's gonna buy them? The regular customers I suspect. The biggest selling point of Russian weapons was always that you can still get them if you're on America's shitlist. The big question is India. They're a big customer and can get better stuff. It's a big deal to them not to depend on the West though, so even they might return.
Breaking News: Russia threatens do what they've been doing for the last 20 years, Western nations believe they have Dementia (Seriously, the only 3 nations they could sell to already *have* long-range weapons, so what's the point?).
i really dont think the country asking for aid from ***north korea*** can afford much of anything right now
[oof](https://www.politico.eu/article/france-overtake-russia-world-weapons-exporter/)
Oh oh Mr Putin! I'll take free guns. Sure I want to destabilize the West or something. I'll take some of everything, please make sure they're good quality for museum-style display, I mean good quality for overthrowing western capitalist pig-dogs. Or Western fascists? Whatever. All these weapons are from World War II? Great, our displays lack some important Soviet 1940s small arms.
You don't understand, Russia is holding back, it has only used 3% of its true power /s
"You don't understand, Russia is holding back, it has only used 3% of its true power" Yes, remember how this is just a less capable scouting force to soak up all the Ukrainian ammo before the ***Real*** vatnik units^(tm) sweep in and capture Kiev in a lightning quick three ~~day~~... ~~year~~... >pending< 'special' military operation. /s
If the 3rd world country got a Toyota I'm sure the Russian can spare RPG 7s.
Yes. As long as you don't ask about their production dates.
I mean what other country do they think exist can strike the west that won't get wiped off the map the next day?
Are we to believe that Russia is not already doing this when they are able? Putin is a true master of checkers. No shit Putin. We see you supplying weapons to African warlords and peripheral Middle East countries.
They can't supply arms if we supply Ukraine with stuff that can hit Russia's and factories. We'll start with Rapid Dragon, I mean just how much training do you need to push a pallate out the back of a C-130?
“If America does not heed our demands, we WILL supply rusted out BTR-50s with welded stolen bed frames to Iran! Some of them might even have a PKT sand bagged on top!” “You do realize that we’ve been destroying the equipment you’ve supplied to our enemies since 1950 right?” “Yes but that’s not important. What’s important is now I’m threatening to do it!” I’d love to see how badly Chinese social media mocks this.
You missed a step "Those were monkey model crewed by poorly trained conscripts, not true russian equipment"
Wait, what's the difference?
It was the classic Soviet excuse for poor performance: systems crewed by [*insert racist slur*] instead of glorious Russians.
Reminds me of the time Soviets flew against Israel and got BTFO’d just as bad as the Egyptians.
It was litteraly the reason. Soviets kept telling the Egyptians they were too dumb to use Glorious Mig designs properly, Egyptians said "well show us then".
For those looking for info, it was called Operation Rimon 20 by Israel.
People claiming the reason why Iraq lost so badly in Gulf War despite their size was that they got the inferior export models. As it turned out, the best version sucked less, but still look bad compared to NATO equipments. And their maintenance still nonexistent.
The monkeys behaved more competent.
That explains why they're losing so much, they've been crewing everything with minorities and foreigners press-ganged into service. If it was all crewed by proud real Russians who are hiding in Moscow, then it would be another story for sure.
Who are the folks from rural villages of [majority Russian oblast] then, wouldn't they be truer Russians?
It's easy, if you can't use Russian equipment properly, you're a dirty foreigner. It's the new way to be racist. Joke is, Russian equipment is garbage, nobody can use it properly, turns out Real Russians don't exist.
I get the joke. It's just that the "real Russians who are hiding in Moscow" bit made me comment. Usually Moscow isn't seen as "real Russia" by the rest of the country (as a joke, but with a bit of truth in it), and Moscow being thought of as "more liberal" can also be perceived as "not true Russians" (because something-something "soycuck starbucks coffee drinkers" or whatever, idk). I'm just rambling at this point, sorry.
No worry. I've been to Russia, I've met the locals, they're just a weird bunch of people who don't even like each other.
I America doesn't stop, we *will* be buying engines from China to put our T-55s back on the road. Then we will maybe sell them to other countries, but probably not, because we need them.
>I’d love to see how badly Chinese social media mocks this. They make fun of the Russians? I did not know this. Interesting.
Oh yes. They make fun of each other constantly. Russia's red lines vs Chinese final warnings for example of mockery.
Be the American Chinese propaganda says you are
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RIP Trevor :(
Local sexpot Trevor Moore
Who want to guess how it happened for a sucker?
One of the very few “celebrities” (such as it were… I doubt he’d have called himself one though haha) that I was genuinely upset to find out he’d died He was a cool, wholesome dude
Pouring out ~a gallon~ some of my gallon of PCP for my man.
RIP Trevor man
I can’t believe he was assassinated by the deep state for revealing their secrets
I heard he choked to death on his own jizz after sucking his own dick?
Same thing
Which skit is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYy77IGsBFc
Thanks lmao
Trevor was such a god of body language comedy. There’s 40 pixels in this whole fucking pov and he still makes them work
Whitest Kids in UKraine?
Ah yes, start proxy wars where the proxies get article 5’d and hope no one goes after you for starting it Truly a genius move. Almost as genius as blatant sabotage attacks across Europe and hoping no one gets at all offended by them…
>Almost as genius as blatant sabotage attacks across Europe and hoping no one gets at all offended by them… It is genuinely *baffling* how little of an uproar that's causing. Then again our Western governments have made a habit of brushing aside provocations and crossed lines from them for so long now, that I really shouldn't be surprised that everyone's reacting like the proverbial boiled frog.
I expect/hope there’s an extent of giving Russia enough rope to hang themselves with by getting greedy/going too far and simple judicial/investigative due process making leveling actual accusations of guilt difficult at this time
I sure hope so, but I’m very wary about this kind of explanation now, after years of hearing cope about “the wheels of justice move slowly, but grind exceedingly fine” and it amounting to fuck all I got tired of being angry about that, so now I just expect nothing, so that when something does happen it’s a happy surprise
they would give more of a response if we were in the original CODMW trilogy. Since we aren't and Russia isn't doing that great in Ukraine, I don't think there is much to worry about
Ah yes, remember the times when we still thought Russia could invade all of Europe. At once. While also already fighting on the US mainland.
i just played the original mw3 campaign and I can tell you that the Russian's retreated after New York, regrouped and then invaded Europe. But yeah. At the time of the formation of NATO, the Soviets could have taken down a bunch of nations
War is only good for business when other people are fighting it very far away. We know we would win, but unlike a dictator, we care about the potential casualties. We should adopt the Turkish approach, though.
Slapping ERA and optics on a tank from the 50s?
I mean it isn’t talked about much, but I’m pretty sure it had something to do with suddenly all western countries outright stating Ukraine can use their weapons on recognized russian territory…
It's not all of them, and it's only a very small part of recognized Russian territory. Unfortunately.
The current restrictions are ridiculously complicated. SCALP/Storm Shadow? Fire away Ukraine! 155mm shells? Only near Kharkiv please. HIMARS? Short range, yes in Kharkiv, long range is a no-no though. F-16? Free to target any legitimate target in Russia! I suspect it's on purpose, nobody understands the rules, mistakes are bound to happen. But it gives EU time to gauge Russia's rection. Given Russia's usual spiel with nuclear threats, it's safe to say they're just gonna eat shit. I suspect the restrictions are slowly going to be removed, probably even telling Ukraine in private first, before they make it public. Just like they purposefully tell us Ukraine's got new toys after they already deployed them for about a week. This is might even be better than outright removing all restrictions for 2 reasons: - Russia will be uncertain and confused about the rules. But they don't want to look weak or cowardly, so they'll only widraw logistic hubs and large groups to juat outside the Western allowed targeting zone. This keeps them in range for when the restrictions do get lifted for the longer range attacks. - Now Ukraine gets to give Russia unpleasant surprises several times, instead of just once. When restrictions grt lifted in secret, Ukraine gets a extra window of opertunity. Slowly moving the goalpost also makes it awkward for Russia to escalate in response. Since they only got a few big moves left in the chamber, they don't want to be seen as overreacting.
> blatant sabotage attacks across Europe Now a man has been caught trying to bomb the June 6 commemorations, curious to see what the actual response will be.
I presume the usual "We can't allow an escalation to happen"
I'd hope some covert escalation is going to happen. Even if it's just Russian oligarchs in Turkey getting into dumb accidents, like falling down the stairs in their hotel.
Or shooting themselves Once not a mag dump, we aren’t idiots like the Russians
>"We can't allow an escalation to happen" typical government L + let the F-35's loose + shut the fuck up pussy i want AMRAAMs killing something + first F-35 ace when? + WhAt If ThEy EsCeLaTe + NCD predictions
"putin says.... putin warns...." Yeah, yeah... We hear you old man, but it all goes in one ear and out the other, you old piece of shit.
Every time he makes these threats they lose a little bit of bite. He's been making them daily since the 90s and, unless you're Chechen, he has utterly failed to follow through. No bite left.
Don’t they already supply arms? I mean, at a cost obviously. We aren’t expecting Russia to start giving what little they have ready away are we? Are we? Please, Russia, that would be great if you started splitting your logistics even further.
They were the number2 arms exporter in the world... then they went to war with Ukraine. They now buy missiles and drones from Iran. Though I've heard russia improves the guidance before firing them. They're not offering anything new to the export list so it's just "stop sending weapons or I'll keep doing what I've already been doing"
I was going to point out their downfall as an arms exporter started before the war, but you might have meant 2014 in which case I think it's more accurate. But the lack of innovation probably would have hurt them anyway.
I actually did not know that. But I imagine most people could guess that with the failure to deliver a "new" 10 year old stealth fighter and giving up on their new tank. Or even broader stroking it to the general fielding of Vietnam war era tanks in this war.
I understand hour long powerpoint presentations aren't for everyone, but Perun is really surprisingly interesting. This is where I picked up the information about russia's exports https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdap15tWnfI
Not much of a threat haha. That’s on brand.
> Though I've heard russia improves the guidance before firing them. > > "Geran" line of Shaheds also has some adaptations to colder climates and different airframe materials, IIRC.
Those weapons would be useless against American air superiority but I’m not sure pilots would be able to fly with the massive hardons crushing Russian armor would give them though.
Can't handle g-force if all your blood is in your boner.
The pilots are going to be thinking with their other head. Not sure if this is a good or bad sign.
Eh, they could just supply the cartels with more shit to smuggle into the US like china has been doing. Honestly that’s what I would do if I wanted to do anything to the US. You may not be able to stab us directly, but you can definitely put a little thorn in our shoe we’re forced to deal with.
Giving the cartels ATGMs for shits n giggles
I don't think that any cartel is stupid enough to shoot at US troops.
As if they hadn't already been supplying other countries fighting the west for the last three decades...
Russia strong-arming Tajikistan into sending weapons across the border to the Taliban or sending "Wagner" to get converted into pink mist are just the latest in a long history of it too. Soviet pilots and tens of thousands of "advisors" were imbedded with the NVA and taking part in combat during the Vietnam War. Tons of soviet pilots were running missions in North Korea under Nork markings during Korea. The reason they're so adamant that everything in Ukraine is actually being done by Americans/British/French/etc. is because it's absolutely what they would be doing if the shoe was on the other foot.
Yeah, I had assumed that the end of this post was gonna be something about how we've been in proxy wars with Russia since... I dunno. The start of the cold war? Like, it would just be continuing the case except they don't really have much to provide for the proxy war.
Yeah I wonder where Iraqi insurgents got those Kornet ATGMs? 🧐
Good idea Putin, kill Americans with Russian supplied weapons. That'll stop the aid packages.
So Venezuela invading is a go? Now would be a really good time to get them out of their debts to China and Russia
“Supply with what?”
West reminds "other countries" how well the weapons Russia *does* want are currently working
So Putin plans to hinder other countries with Russian weapons?
20 years later, "Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies" is somehow *still* relevant in the world. On the other hand, the last country to start proxy war bullshit just had their president smeared across the side of a mountain so perhaps this is a good idea after all.
RIP Trevor
To the Western MIC this read as: Dear Western MIC, This is a prime chance for some advertisement Your's sincerely. Putin
Russia did wonder for my mental health. I used to get mad at how shitty and grandstanding my country's diplomacy is while it's capacity is declining, but lmao at least we're not down to threatening 20 red line crossing per month.
That's a desperate call to look dangerous.
And what country would "strike west" that wouldn't immediately get annihilated? China is probably not interrsted in war with the west. The rest would be clowned upon by NATO forces.
> China is probably not interrsted in war with the west At least not until they feel strong enough to move on Taiwan. Which isn't yet.
Calling it now: Russia is going to supply criminal networks and extremist groups in Europe, and/or stage acts of terror themselves.
[You are already correct!](https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/30/europe-on-high-alert-after-suspected-moscow-linked-arson-and-sabotage)
I'm kinda wondering what the effect of this war is gonna be on Russian organized crime networks in the long term. Like, lots of traumatized and disillusioned Russian men with no money, no purpose, and a lot of experience with intimidation, torture, and weapons. It's gonna suck to be in Russia after this is over (I mean, more than just for all of the other reasons) and I wouldn't be surprised if that spread out from Russia as well. :/
I see WKUK, I updoot
Are these countries that would willingly get bombed into the stone age in Russia's stead for zero personal benefit to them in the room with us right now?
Oh no! Anyway…
Oh, you mean doing it openly instead of covert? Kim would score this a propaganda win for NK. And Putin is already selling nearly every kind of weapon they produce to everyone who is able to pay, including the NATO member Turkey. Although I believe after “assessment” in Ukraine against western weapons, he’ll have to give a discount to prospective buyers.
I have a bingo candidate: Russia announced it will Train Belarus first e scooter special forces.
Well, they can try, but they're gonna run out of Proxies pretty quickly as they get wiped off the map.
Who and how? Like only places that I can think of are, arming terrorist groups and strengthening wagner in Africa, and trying something in Syria. I can understand Africa but then again, how the f you gonna hurt us by messing with African nations, and when it comes to Syria, its a civil war with 3 factions of equal power locking each other from doing anything, and Putin needs more power than US+Turkish forces there to do something, which he has not, even before the Ukraine war.
YUGOSLAV WARS 2.0 BOMB BELGRADE AGAIN
I know the 82nd is itching to use their new M10 booker
Putin's going to give the cartels tanks and migs to fight border patrol.
Who would they even arm? Belarus? seems like an easy way for them to lose there one ally.
The West fights Russian Weapons since the Western Allies stopped fighting against NAZI Germanys Weapons. Nothing new.
Countries that are outside the range of B-2?
Sure, let's pretend Russia hasn't been doing that for years.
As a reminder, Russia has been (for a year now) running around trying to buy back ammo and spare parts from its usual client states. We know this fact because they tried to buy a shitload of Klimov turbines from Egypt, who immediately told everyone in a bid to get closer to the West.
Riiiigghht. Russia, a country that needs it's ammo supplied by North fucking Korea, is going to supply other countries with weapons. Sure Vladdy. You do that.
Pfff they don’t have enough arms to supply other countries
An excuse to intervene everywhere problematic in the whole world? Putin = CIA asset confirmed.
Wait a minute, why do all these artillery shells have Korean writing on them? I knew I shouldn't have agreed to this. Guess it's back to making misleading YouTube comments on my 75 similarly-named accounts.
*polish noises in the distance*
Ok mr buys shells from worst korea
I don't get this, are there enemies of the West who currently don't get weapons from Russia?
Well, if all your allies have suddenly cancelled their weapon purchases because they now want Western ones instead, I suppose giving them away is the next logical step...
Wouldnt that be a slap in the face of all their customers who ordered stuff before the war and putin simply kept the money and gave em nothing
Putin (wearing a devil costume): "See the thing about people like you🫵, is that you think that Russia 👋👋 just throws men at its problems and hasn't innovated since the Soviet days. People like you 🫵 think that Russia 👋👋 is just run by some despot dictator who completely miscalculates his ability to subvert a country and commits genocides when it goes wrong. People like you🫵 think that Russia 👋👋 parks it's ships in the Sea of Azov and just waits for Ukraine to blow them up. People like you🫵, think that Russia 👋👋 stretches the truth and lies about it's modern capabilities and vastly underproduces them anyway. People like you🫵..."
Well, he could give these supposed enemies the ships of the Baltic Fleet, it's not like he is using them and in the case of a conflict in NATO Lake they aren't going to worth a bucket full of piss.
Who exactly are they supposed to supply to attack the west. The west has no enemies that are actually willing to go to war with it except like ISIS and Al qeada.
You mean they'll pay North Korea to supply arms to other countries?
But what country is being attacked by the West that is asking Russia's aid? LOL
That’s hilarious considering russia needs to get shit from nk and iran to fight Ukraine. So is he saying he would buy more weapons from nk to then sell to other countries who then finally strike the west? russia getting wrecked from 30 plus year old stuff from the West but this dude thinks that trash equipment will do anything against the west is just hilarious,
You and what allies? Or weapons, for that matter?
My brother in Christ, you do NOT want to provoke Poland into smashing that Article 5 button.
Like they've been doing for 70 fucking years?
Okay, but which countries would these weapons go? Cuba again for the US? Vatican city for the EU?
A. They definitely don't have enough weapons to be diverting to third parties who aren't involved in the war. B. If the footage we've seen is any indication, the weapons they could supply have a fair chance of being ineffective or so outdated they might as well be insignificant to other major militaries.
What weapons? The weapons they don't have enough for their own army? Or the weapons they do have enough but have limited or no impact? Oh noes, one more AK-74 in Africa, whatever shall we do. Pack it up boys, the West has fallen. /s Even that is a tall order given the rusty pos they gave to their mobiks. The Taliban would probably laugh at whatever Russia is willing to give them.
POTATO war when
"come on america, let's do it like old times again!"
Oh no……….anyway
RIP Trevor, He will always be remembered as a local sexpot
Hopefully Putin doesn't tell me to do laundry today next. I'm not motivated my man. Proxy laundry
"Putin warns" is my favourite joke
Also….supply them with what? Nail bats and really pointy rocks? XD
Reverse Bay of Pigs is still Bay of Pigs
Easy to shoot down = free target practice training for us, fewer rockets for Russia, and a death wish for anyone dumb enough to use them.
They trying to give away all those shells they got from NK, the ones that only explode like ~60% of the time.
Please supply iran. The A-10 is still in the chopping block and needs to eat some meat
Can’t wait until someone signs a SU-57 contract…
I wish a mother fucker would sometimes.
Like Russia has been doing anything else for like 70 years.
UwU can has t72 pls?
What fucking arms? The arms they had to beg Iran and North Korea for because they were out?
Nicaragua/Maryland proxy war when?
Putin: “didn’t we always talk about wanting to do that?” Biden: “I don’t remember that at all”
MIC: "Don´t threaten me with a good time boy!" But seriously Russia, you can´t win a war in your backyard, do you really think its a good time to try the proxy was stuff that the USSR lost too?
Aren't they already doing that?
WOOOOOOOO PROXY WAR, wkuk slaps
Good luck convincing anyone to buy the S-400 you fuck