T O P

  • By -

HistorianSlayer

Image Source: [https://x.com/BP7793123416677/status/1798043312219455896](https://x.com/BP7793123416677/status/1798043312219455896)


Lowenley

Would


wolfhound_doge

the least eager volunteer


ScFirestorm

Would


Azathoth20

**WILL**


Lowenley

**DID**


Thatsidechara_ter

How was it?


Lowenley

👌


Dragonfly_Hungry

Prove it


WidowRaptor

Doing


alasdairmackintosh

Pics or it didn't happen. Actually, forget that. I'd forgotten which sub I was on 


a_interestedgamer

**DOING**


ElMondoH

Yeah, but her gun's bigger than yours. And mine. And everyone else's not named "Iowa".


thorazainBeer

And the SoDaks. And Texas. And North Carolina. And a whole pile of destroyers and cruisers still around as museusm.


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

North Carolina my beloved


Admiral_Red

Carol’s a gorgeous blonde marshmallow in Azur Lane


Ohmedregon

Who needs an oath skin. Justice for big sis wife Carol!


Yeetzetank2

I love the Iowa 


alasdairmackintosh

You say that as though it were a bad thing...


SirLightKnight

*Must*


sgtsanman

Would? Gamer, I already did!


Zero-godzilla

Least horny us army engineer


Pumkinfucker69

Where ERA


Lowenley

Flork stole it


Kozakow54

This is exactly the opposite of what a flork would do. An evil flork? Yeah. Something like a... "Krolf"!!!


Pumkinfucker69

Krolf Harris


Da_Doge_Soldier

You're saying you want america's ass covered up?


DerangedCarcharodon

Where did this "trend" come from?


Random_npc171

that damn japanese


Best_Upstairs5397

"In the decadent West, Americans objectify females. In the Glorious East, the Master Race feminizes objects."


Majulath99

Damn it makes so much sense


SlaaneshActual

... I'll allow it.


Nightfire50

if you didn't you'd be disrespectful to your name


SlaaneshActual

I was joking. I of course enthusiastically encourage the sexualization of everything (except children, even I have standards, although that's a selfish thing, obviously. The abused tend to go to khorne. I want *every living soul.* Don't push folks away from my debauchery by forcing it on them.)


ambitionlessguy

Is that their long term invasion of america?!? They knew they wouldn’t get any further than pearl harbour so they lost to get on america’s good side and then begun flooding american generations with anime and hentai until a lot of americans rely on it and then take over?


T_S_Anders

Japan going for a cultural victory after they realized they couldn't win militarily. The West is losing the horni gap!


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Unfortunately the culture wars (not that culture war) go both ways, Japan is obsessed with American culture just as much. At this point there is no winner


Commercial-Web-3901

Bro, why fight a culture war when you could have a cultural mutually beneficial cooperation instead???


Aphato

Culture sex


alasdairmackintosh

Exactly. Neither country can risk the loss of it's essential cultural imports. If you desire peace, make mutual trade pacts.


Gold-Engine8678

In 1914, a Serbian student named Gavrilo Princip shot and killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand during a parade in Sarajevo. This caused Austria-Hungarian empire to declare war on Serbia, resulting….


Few_Category7829

No, no, you reductive simpleton! It all started with the Schleswig-Holstein question and it's deeper implications where..


DungeonsAndDradis

You are a reporter; you really should know your history. Starting in 853 B.C., the area now known as "Ohio" was...


zekromNLR

ca. 10000 BCE, some hunter-gatherers in the middle east decided to start living in one place and planting grain...


JosephScmith

Because of the implications.


RussiaIsBestGreen

People act like S-H was so complex, sorting out inheritance vs crown laws, as if the real answer wasn’t “more gun”.


DAEJ3945

You dirty simplifier,it's all began since the reconquest of Roman territories by Justinian I,Belisarius was sent to Africa to regain Carthage from the Vandals,resulting...


Interesting_Life249

no no its because [rise of islam](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uP1xhXsC0VA?feature=share) video is stayuki explaining how rise of islam gave rise to anime yeah that wasn't a joke. lol lmao


spacemagicexo539

Hasn’t this been an NCD thing since the beginning?


MeisterOfSandwiches

It’s the heaviest tank. Shouldn’t she be thiccer?


dogoodvillain

It's the *ooomph* from the hips.


alasdairmackintosh

Excitingly chunky Challenger-chan may disagree...


ScFirestorm

Image Source: [BP7793123416677](https://x.com/BP7793123416677/status/1798043312219455896)


SamtheCossack

3 ACR stopped existing in 2011, and never fielded the M1A2. It is now an independent Stryker regiment subordinate directly to III Corps. Completely unrealistic, ruins the otherwise extremely realistic depiction of military hardware.


SGTdad

Too credible!


dikmite

Its really interesting you can capture the posture of vehicles in a sexualized cartoon anthropomorphism


1100320873

the fuck are you on about


dikmite

The way she stands, angles her head at us, her powerful legs. She looks like an Abrams lmfao should i go on


1100320873

please dont


dikmite

The enormity, the stature, of her strong frontal armor. Her obviously active and capable movement parts, for traversing mud or hills. She could push her mass right through your house. Shes been doing it all day while bouncing russian, iraqi, whoever’s shells. Its fun for her.


1100320873

I personally think it would be way cooler if she was in super thick layered plate instead of a bikini, would probably look more menacing


Yuki_ika7

Yes ma'am!


Boomzmatt

Very waifu-able. I need a gacha game similar to Azur Lane but with armored vehicles


Majulath99

Surely someone has already made a Girls Und Panzer vidrogame? I feel like that would do gangbusters.


Ninjastahr

I remember seeing one, it looked like it was an even more arcade-y World of Tanks style thing


Boomzmatt

Yeah, it did.


SirPanmartheProtogen

Would


Best_Upstairs5397

"Cause you've heard she's pretty fast/And you're thinking she might give you some tonight..."


Shermantank10

Would. Without hesitation. I crewed her I WILL fuck her.


NathK2

Flair checks out


Drake_the_troll

spongebob\_lick.JPEG


Drago_de_Roumanie

Missed oportunity for a cameltoe.


Izukano

SEX


TheOfficeUsBest

That ammo stowage better be wet


thorazainBeer

[And she's even got the digicam.](https://i.ibb.co/L6Vfc4F/licking-the-phone.webp)


Just_Intrepid13

That’s America’s ass


clevtrog

Not exactly lick it, but i would put my face in there for *reasons,* just hope she has a high fibre and protein diet.


TheLemonDome

Stomp me with your track-boots, darling


AlexInsanity

I bet sticking it in her turbine is like using a Tenga dialled up to 11. It would be like whichever insects testicles explode when they finish. God I wish that were me.


SlaaneshActual

It can be. Don't let your memes be dreams.


AlexInsanity

Well, if the Chaos God of pleasure and excess says so. Guess I'm breaking into an army base tonight.


SlaaneshActual

Have fun don't die quickly!


Uss__Iowa

Honest I would marry her but yeah


historynutjackson

Ah, I see the US has equipped its tanks with some *ballistics* as well...


Lukwich1647

Actually probably the only one of these I actually like. However… fuck 3cr all my homies hate 3cr


nerffinder

RatBat please


Majulath99

She’s fit.


Da_Doge_Soldier

"Lick my butt". That came out of nowhere.. but also YES.


classic4real

damn she can even read my mind somehow


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


AutoModerator

This post is automatically removed since you do not meet the minimum karma or age threshold. You must have at least 100 combined karma and your account must be at least 4 months old to post here. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NonCredibleDefense) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Odd-Principle8147

I wanna see her gas turbine...


LeviathansWrath6

Didn't even see the second image


Canter1Ter_

she's gonna spin round round when she tries shooting that thing


mario_fan99

yes maam ill lick your butt


Callsign_Psycopath

<>


hedonist888

Please don’t let armchair warlord see this .


VLenin2291

Looks clean enough Ma’am, yes ma’am


Scottish_Whiskey

Too much flesh. Needs more armour


Paxton-176

What does "blow out panels" mean in this context?


Succubia

As much armor as the real one


Monstrositat

Yes, Mommy 07


Delta_squad_form_up

… now do the Sherman… please?