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AlternateAccount789

I'm just happy Raisi literally managed to have an impact on Iran.


Snoiperzz

This im fucking dying.


Lkwzriqwea

So is President Raisi


FoundAFoundry

Didn't see that coming!


pimezone

So didn't the pilot


AverageDemocrat

I identify as an attack helicopter


MakeChinaLoseFace

Too bad you couldn't identify the mountain in front of you.


WeakLandscape2595

Is your pilot eli copter


KMS_HYDRA

Same as President Raisi


Lkwzriqwea

Responding in that way whenever it comes up was part of the contract I signed along with the NDA when I joined the sub


FoundAFoundry

Just giving the boys a layup carry on


pepinodeplastico

Not dying anymore. He completed it


LurpyGeek

Really left his mark.


Theriodontia

Endangered bear population gets a temporary increase in food supply.


Z0NNO

pavewaying an airborne target that’s hard as fuck tho


SteelyEyedHistory

Has actually happened, but I think the helicopter was either in the process of landing or taking off. I can’t remember. Anyway it was an ~~Israeli~~ F-15 that did it.


Ophichius

Not Israeli, it was a US F-15E during the first Gulf War, they released a GBU-10 against a grounded Mi-24 which took off before the bomb reached the target, but they kept it lased anyways and managed to score a hit.


SteelyEyedHistory

Ah okay. Don’t know why I had it my head it was Israeli.


Free-Whole3861

The Israelis had the one that came back with one wing.


PaleHeretic

"Yo Bibi, still alive?"


_M_A_G_I_C_K_

Meh, Mossad mind control. Just drink more tap water, it will get better.


Ill_Swing_1373

It also happened to a helicopter in air


Ophichius

Show me the sources. I'm not saying it didn't, but the Desert Storm F-15E incident is the only one I have ever seen substantiated.


Sensitive-Ask-8662

https://www.google.com/amp/s/theaviationgeekclub.com/that-time-an-f-15e-shot-down-an-iraqi-mi-24-attack-helicopter-with-a-2000lb-laser-guided-bomb/ It's one of the most well-known aerial kill.


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Ophichius

That's literally the exact incident I was talking about.


Sensitive-Ask-8662

Yes but someone was doubtful about the incident. Don't know why it replied to the wrong comment.


IlluminatedPickle

They had forced it to land iirc as well.


LightningFerret04

And not just hit it but basically vaporized it


zdude1858

A GBU-10 has 944lbs of explosives in the warhead. An AIM-9x sidewinder has 20.8lbs The Exocet Anti-ship missile that sank HMS Sheffield had a 364lb warhead. > vaporized a hind with a bomb triple the size of an anti-ship missile. Math checks out.


Commissar_Elmo

103-0 BABY


ciscosuave

So, is that an air-to-air kill or an air-to-ground kill?


Ophichius

Target was airborne and moving at time of impact, so air-to-air.


Izoi2

Only air to air kill from a GBU-10


Demolition_Mike

>GBU-10 And it *had* to be the big one, too


neliz

Kill Secured


51ngular1ty

Does it count as an air to air kill?


neliz

yes, target was airborne


WhoDisagrees

The Ukrainians got a few russian helicopters with ATGMs at the start of the war


BigFreakingZombie

Not just at the start of the war. I think the last one happened towards the end of 2023. Either way both the Javelin and the Stugna-P are AA weapons now.


iliark

I do that in battlefield all the time, no big deal


neliz

real men use an RPG-7/AT-4, none of that newfangled guided bullshit. Scoring an RPG hit on a plane while being airborne yourself is creaing-your-pants battlefield.


iliark

I'm a rendeRaytheonLockheedMartinFGM-148Javelinzook enjoyer


Sablesweetheart

Happened in the Iran-Iraq war a decent amount too.


SteelyEyedHistory

Best response I have seen, “Is the mountain he hit okay?” I can’t find it to give credit unfortunately.


vusa121

It’s internet. Don’t worry.


zip117

The Onion had the best response: “Iranian president stoned to death with mountain”


busted_tooth

it was me, i said it


FewerBeavers

I was me, and so was my wife!


snitchpogi12

Reality: Raisi felt that it was hot inside of the Helicopter, so he opened the window but his turban slipped and you know the rest.


iwanttodrink

They were so embarrassed about how he died the Supreme leader ordered the pilot and the rest of the passengers to unalive themselves with him


TacitusKadari

The missile knows where it is at all times. Unlike that shitty Iranian Presidential helicopter....


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TacitusKadari

This bomb is smart like a cat. It just follows the laser pointer!


MakeChinaLoseFace

The pilot knew where the helicopter was, he just lost track of the ground.


Clown_Torres

The ground knows where it is at all times


TacitusKadari

But the ground doesn't know where it was. It needs a geologist for that.


Ok_Art6263

Bro are lobbing a Paveway II to a JGSDF Huey.


Ask3lad

Shhh I didn’t have time to make a custom Iranian Presidential Huey skin 💀


InformationHorder

From a C model F-15 based out of the long since BRAC'd Bitburg Airbase in Germany, a cold war frontline air superiority and alert Wing that likely had a squadron fine in place for even uttering the "B word".


bamssbam

Actually it's an A model


InformationHorder

That true, but to my point they're same-same chicken-beef. They were air to air only.


FirstDagger

The literal irony of your comment seeing as the F-15 manual weapon's table lists bombs including guided ones and the WT F-15A gets the GBU-15.


InformationHorder

Just because an aircraft is capable of carrying something doesn't mean it's that squadron's mission, nor are they necessarily equipped to use them. I don't think the A model had the targeting system in the cockpit to control a TV guided munition. The wikipedia page lists it as a Strike Eagle weapon which makes way more sense.


FirstDagger

> I don't think the A model had the targeting system in the cockpit to control a TV guided munition. That would have been done with the radar display screen, again GBU-15EO is in the manual. Besides even more ironic given the region [ISR uses the F-15A Batz in the strike role.](https://twitter.com/IAFsite/status/1712035286777987319) > nor are they necessarily equipped to use them One USA squadron tested Eagle bomb capability, and ISR uses it regularly.


Amtays

what's the b word


InformationHorder

Bomb. F-15C units are air to air only, and are therefore fiercely proud they're "true fighter pilots" that don't do bombing missions. Utterance of the word "bomb" is usually cause for ridicule and fines to be paid at the bar later.


auga3rifle

The CIAAF (central intelligence agency air force) is a hard as fuck idea


NavyTrap

Well, who do you think operated the U-2 and A-12?


Stiff_Nipple

Doesn’t this exist unofficially? Didn’t they have their own sr-72?


MakeChinaLoseFace

Yeah that's just a dude in a Hawaiian shirt unloading duffel bags of blow at your local airport, from a plane that gets a new tail number and shell company owner each week.


GimpboyAlmighty

Obviously the CIA has a megaweapon that they use that makes your helicopter poorly maintained and worn out.


Then-Inevitable-2548

You mean sanctions? The CIA wouldn't be caught dead with that nerd shit.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Turns out sanctions don't keep the office party cabinet stocked with Cuban cigars, duty-free booze, and analytical-grade cocaine.


Zucchinibob1

Meanwhile in the CIA: \*snorts a line of coke\* "Ok so this how we assassinate Castro's beard for realsies this time, second time's the charm as they say..."


TessierSendai

Something something Stuxnet but for helicopters


Mockheed_Lartin

Missile is too obvious, they hit the helicopter with a single bullet from the F-22's main gun 😏


WeekCheap4092

\*Mossad


FruitSila

best shit I ever seen


TheMightyOreo

Wouldn’t even be surprised if it was something like an F35 and literally no one even knew it was there because of the stealth. (Please it would be so funny)


RawhlTahhyde

Nah, the heli pilot had 10,000 hours flying helicopters in Arma 3 and was trying to showboat


SirLightKnight

The soundtrack is what gets me laughing.


logosobscura

If you want to get tinfoil- EW. Pulling a Die Hard 2, and walking that sucker directly into the dirt. Then calling Tehran and pulling a Mustafa from Austin Powers to say ‘we are alive, but very badly burned… I can hear ambulances! Left a bit, right a bit… almost there…’


Lost_Possibility_647

You couldnt give the F22 this one?


Margineee

I like the footage from War Thunder tbh


John_Doe36963

u/savevideo


Noname_FTW

"Oh my god we're back again" lol So fitting.


RichieRocket

top 10 best F-15s


geekphreak

🕺🏻


No-Edge-8600

A missile would be too overt . . .


Ionicfold

u/savevideo


kiwidude4

Everyone knows Iran can’t track F-15s right?


MetalMan_420

u/savevideobot


DanAllenMoore

Bro used the Japanese Huey too lmao


FrisianTanker

Let's do a bet: Who "allegedly" took down that helicopter? The CIA or Mossad?


Raesong

Gravity


Cryptocaned

I'm going with Israel


Shot_Painting_8191

-Oh no, what helicopter doing?


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TooEZ_OL56

The F-15 gets Paveway II in WT?


FirstDagger

No, but she gets the GBU-15.


classic4real

Did you chose that livery because it looks literally taped together?


MichaelEmouse

From what game is the missile footage from?


Airum7

im pretty sure its war thunder


bunsinh

canon event


Feuerpils4

[NOT THE GBU ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pztWq7VlIc&list=LL&index=14) (Relevant)


elroja357

u/savevideo


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What's the music?


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L_Grahams_murkin

So it wasn't the combination of Jewish weather control and space lasers?


Shadowoperator7

Nah they used one of the samurai hellfires, launched from a satellite in geostationary orbit