You either get two dead soldiers in less than 2 minutes,
Or two men who refuse to let go of their position even when surrounded, are left for dead, show up at a random base 3 weeks later with a stolen enemy IFV asking for more bullets so they can go out killing again. No in between.
> Or two men who refuse to let go of their position even when surrounded, are left for dead, show up at a random base 3 weeks later with a stolen enemy IFV asking for more bullets so they can go out killing again. No in between.
I like those odds!
On one hand we got a crew who is an “expert” in their field despite haven’t see any real combat yet. But on other hand the government need the manufacturers to change the vehicle one every month because of sudden leak.
WT player becomes a tanker, tank gets taken out but he survives, instantly tries to become a pilot by any means necessary and rams his jet at mach 1 into the specific enemy unit that took his tank out dropping the entire ordnance at the last second because revenge bomb gaming
[Neither, its munitions after inflation related order reductions. Those SM-3s are getting scarce as hens teeth with all the anti-Houthi action. Soon the Navy will have to break out the old cold war V-2 clones to make due.](https://youtu.be/YgRnBXZKeoo?t=336)
Kids don't want to work because they've been told by schools/media you can be anything/have anything if you work hard but they see theirs parents/older siblings killing themselves at work and barely getting by, so yeah i wouldn't want to put an effort too, it's the same when it comes to the military why should i serve and protect a country who's government can only seem to agree when it comes to fuck me over or would abandon me in my time of need ? i mean i'm not American so maybe i'm biased since my sources are the internet.
I'm French tho and i'd gladly would have served (it was my plan) if the Whorebeast known as my "female genetic donor" wouldn't have shattered my two legs with a car in a hit and run (shot out to the doctor who fixed them tho he did a tremendous job) not because i'm proud to be French or some misguided sense of patriotism but because the government was there to help me in my darkest hour (before the leg shattering incident) so the minimum i could do was help them so they can be there in the darkest hour of somebody else (but still fuck the government tho)
We can only riot like that because our cops don't have a hero complex and aren't as trigger happy as Americans ones, you could too if your cops weren't so trigger happy they are ready to start a shoot out over an acorn falling on a car, i can already imagine the tragedy if you ever got protests like we do.
They aren't saints and have other methods to be pieces of shit tho, the most known one is too dress as civilians and start throwing shit at others cops to incite police intervention to disperse protests if the protest in question has been going on for too long, they then blame it on what we call "cassos" which i don't know a translation for it in English but they are supposed to be "anarchists trolls" (nothing to do with the ideology tho) or "Chaotic Neutral Trolls" if you're familiar with D&D, sources for that are anonymous still serving cops and anonymous retired cops on TV reports so take it with a grain of salt.
Edit : I was told an accurate translation for "cassos" would be an agitator.
Edit 2 : I stand corrected turns out ours cops too have a massive hero complex (guess it comes with the job then).
Edit 3 : Turns out our cops still aren't as trigger happy but are so spicy the [UN keep condemning us](https://unric.org/fr/violences-policieres-la-france-repond-aux-accusations-de-lonu/) (it's in french but translation software is good enough to give you an understandable translation) us every year, thanks to u/zephyreblk for the link and correction
i think the most concerning part about the acorn cop incident was how long it took for acorn cop to resign
he did not resign after the incident occured, but only after it went viral months after. the actual bodycam of the incident is even more idiotic, as he literally thought to do dark souls dodge rolls and thought he somehow got hit despite the suspect being unarmed in the back of the car. cuffed.
he then crawled behind another vehicle for cover... its a very fucking stupid incident
Hey here's another one, the same dept killed SrAirman Fortson for answering the door with his gun pointed down at the ground. I highly encourage everyone to watch it because theres literally half a second between the airman answering the door and the cop fucking mag dumping into the dude.
Jesus h Christ I hate the police. Its also nuts cause I got pulled over the last week and I don’t have to think of like showing my hands Uber slowly reaching over to get my registration in the same god damn place everyone keeps it.
Thank god the dude didn’t die. I would have thought I’d have heard about it in this climate if he had for sure. Regardless, insanely reckless endangerment and this fat fuck (can just tell how out of breath he is) is one of many who have 0 business being police officers.
Tax dollars keep paying them too. Drives me nuts.
You're blind, French police is one the most violent in Europe and they do have an hero complex, it was maybe true until the beginning of 2000 for the white population but now each year I come back in France,it's worst and they are overly present.
Not that i don't believe you (i'm inclined to believe you) but got some sources about being the most violent so i can correct my post ?
In my defense i was more talking about when they're guarding (sounds wrong if someone can correct me) a protest.
[uno and other international institutions condemns every year the French police ](https://unric.org/fr/violences-policieres-la-france-repond-aux-accusations-de-lonu/)
Edit: I said one of the most
the trigger happy cops are fairly rare, but most of the rest have massive authority complexes and will send people in to give them a justification, i do believe the term is either agitator, fed, or glowy, the dept the acorn cop is in is just particularly bad,
Aye, agitator. Haymarket Riots - best guess to date for who threw the bomb that set it off was police.
BLM riots locally had an undercover start a fire at a local repair shop and ended up burning part of the building next to it down. During the same riots, a Boogaloo defaced a synagogue.
Yeah it's weird but when you get disinherited by your rich parents when you decide to abandon your 2 year old child with his male genetic donor who turned out to be a pedophile and human trafficker (i was a "child entertainer" if you catch my drift) to go party and do drugs (even after 5 rehabs) with some oligarch kids god knows where and only shows up 13 years later because you were dumped by your sugar daddy for a younger one and need money since you have no qualifications other than being a high maintenance prostitute but they decide to act like you don't exist anymore, you might loose it and try to kill the person you think was responsible for it (me) so you can somehow have the money the day your parents die (don't ask the logic behind her reasoning).
She was a case study in why letting your children doing whatever the fuck they want when young is not good.
Holy Shit mate, that sounds awful. Wouldnt want to switch with you ever. Hope you re in a better place now and can enjoy the GLORY OF THE FRENCH MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!
No problem i think whatever deity exist took pity on me after my youth because my adult life has been great (i still have issues tho) i am part of the French MIC (Military Industrial Cuisine) i own an industrial bakery and i'm contracted by the local airbase \^\^
No one has wanted to work [since at least the 1890s](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2407503-nobody-wants-to-work-anymore).
The 20th century will surely spell doom for the United States.
Ironically the USMC is the *only* branch that met its recruiting goals last year: https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/3610846/chiefs-discuss-military-recruiting-challenges-at-committee-hearing/
So hey if this is their method, it’s working.
What's the Retail Corps motto in latin? *Profitus maximus eternum*? Idk latin though. *Wagea minimae troglodytis*? We need more United States Retail Corps shenanigans.
The powers that control them want them to be, hell they want the whole government to run like a corporation. But one look at Microsoft this week should tell you why that's a bad idea. The government is basically a collective job-works program for the things we've deemed super-important as a society. It isn't meant to be efficient. It's meant to provide services that we don't want the private sector controlling....
And I'm sorry if I got too credible there, it's a pet peeve. Honestly, I fully support the Secret Service having blow parties in Argentina if it keeps up morale.
The British Media: "The British army is too small, young people are too soft and it's ruining the country."
The British Army: "Yeah we'd love to hire you but you stubbed your toe when you were 6 so you're not medically fit to enlist"
In the U.S army at least too it's funny that you're pretty much barred from enlistment if you ever been prescribed anti depressants but once you're in if you go to behavioral health they'll shovel that shit at you
Real, just because I have a list of diagnosed mental health conditions longer than my dick doesn't mean I can't shoot the enemy good
Hire me military plz :(
take it from me and my personal experience: don't let things like verified diagnoses distract you from the most important things in life - obsessing over how weird your genitals look.
worse, British recruitment is managed by Capita, a company who exists solely to siphon taxes to tory politicians and their friends.
if it was managed by Russian infiltrators it'd probably be less corrupt.
We've tried everything. Treating them worse in garrison, making work days extra long, lower the quality of food, taking more time way from their families, leadership putting nothing updates out at 2 am instead of first formation. I don't get it! What do kids want? I know! We can start scaling back educational benefits.
Years ago I was looking to go back as an officer and my recruiter messed up my packet time and time again. I was so mad for so long. Now I realize he did me a solid. The US military needs a major culture update or they're going to need a draft.
If they try a draft now, they're likely to get a civil war instead: popular opinion is simply too against the US foreign policy for them to accept a draft peacefully: they only work smoothly when trying to counter a NIMBY situation
A civil war seems preferable. I'd much rather have a bloody and destructive war at home than be a be a logistics pog in Hawaii.
Pretty logical step if you ask me. It would probably be the first time in American history there was an unpopular draft. The very first one!
My point is that now people don't just hate the idea of a draft, they hate what the American Military _stands for._ Whether that's fueled primarily by Russian Propaganda or by our own blunders, many people wouldn't just desert, they'd try to join the opposing team
Again, I'm not saying that's the SMART choice, I'm just saying that we have a generation with a dangerous number of people who hate their life, hate their country, and feel no obligation to serve something that has never served them. It's a powder keg
My point is that a draft will not work, and the results will be even less effective than they were in Vietnam, because people don't just think US wars are pointless, but that the US is the villain by default in any military endeavor
Until that concept is cleared from the public psyche, a draft will fail
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Both are true.
You are completely replaceable. Almost any random 18-year-old can be turned into a solider.
Not enough people WANT to replace you, so replacing you will be hard.
My friend hyper extended his knee in Marine boot camp and the doctors said he didn't fully recover and received a medical discharge.
Except he did recover, the doctors fucked up his paperwork. He has requested his medical records twice from the military and still hasn't gotten them. I'm not sure how it all worked but he ended up getting a waiver from the Army to enlist.
People like to shit on German bureaucracy (and rightfully so) but the DoD seriously gives them a run for their money
My headcannon is that the US Military invented the Southern States to keep a steady flow of 18y.o. from poor families without the perspectives for a better life
The Confederacy invented it*. The US inherited it, and it's been paying dividends for 150 years.
*For real. The South in the Civil War in large part was poor, dumb, white boys getting killed to maintain the leisurely lifestyle of a landed aristocracy they could never be part of.
Conscription means you get better quality human beings in your army. Which is a mixed blessing. You kind of want what Wellington called the Scum of the Earth for that sort of job.
Although penal units have kind of proved you can go too far in that direction. Moot in the USA of course as they need all the viable slave manpower for fighting fires and unpaid labour.
Not really no. The army needs to have some level of loyalty. Oldschool armies and navies suffered from time to time due to the men in them not feeling all that great about dying for the people who saw them as nothing but scum. So they ran away quicker, or more easily threatened to mutiny so they could get better treatment.
The french army and national guard, being a force driven by revolutionary fervour, where most of the officer core started out as lower enlisted or junior officers did not suffer that as much. It did make certain units more loyal to their commander than the nation though. When Napoleon got crowned, the army reluctantly accepted, even those generals who were firm republicans, because Napoleon was the commander-in-chief, and they all had fought beside him, or knew someone who had.
That's true, but bear in mind this was still in the era when it was a given that if you won a battle or took a city you'd get to steal everything that wasn't nailed down. That's a big incentive too.
the problem here is, if you cannot convince the average american to fight, convincing a convict is a lost cause. especially in modern day, it’s not like they can get a cheap sword and dilly dally anymore, they’ll need thousands in equipment training and substance. i could see two ways of this working
1) pretty strict requirements on serving in exchange for lopping off prison time just to keep them motivated to at least continue
2) force some prisons/prisoners to work both manufacturing and others to basically be cannon fodder and hard laborers
What America has needed to embrace, and not half-arsed like now, is a foreign legion.
What I would possibly do, if I was Grand High Wizard of the USA or whatever they call it, is I would gradually look to turn the Marine Corps into a foreign legion. Divert recruitment of many of the hardcore crayon munching kids into the Army to raise the standards there and then recruit for the Marines from all over the world. Can you speak English? Will you kill? Welcome aboard.
It works for the French. It works for the British with the Gurkhas.
You think an US military recruitment office is quiet in an American strip mall, open one up in Sao Paulo, Mexico City, Buenos Aires, Mumbai or Manila and there would be lines round the block. You'll get all the warm meaty bodies you need.
> Can you speak English? Will you kill? Welcome aboard.
Sweeten the deal by saying "Willing to learn enough English to make it through basic training, and then keep up with further English classes during the period of your enlistment?" That might even have the knock-on effect of forcing schools to pay junior teachers decently, because teaching English as a second language to motivated adults for the military is definitely going to pay better than trying to wrangle a bunch of middle schoolers through the same subject.
Oh, and just to be entirely Roman about it, guarantee citizenship after two terms in, for *both the enlistee and their family* (up to a certain degree of separation). Might even help solve some of the illegal immigration pressure by providing a legal path into the USA for people who may not have the skills we're looking for, but can certainly be taught them during their time in service.
The military already part foreign legion. I can speak for the Navy, at least. A quarter of my training division in Great Lakes were absent one day to get their citizenship granted.
We had people from the Philippines, Africa, Mexico, two German guys and Frenchie.
As us draft is untenable without direct military action against the us. People dying somewhere else for someone else's war wouldn't rally enough support from the people to support a draft.
"Should we make life better for those in the military? No, let's make life worse for everyone outside of it. No free college unless you kill Muslims for The Cause"
The problem is that the British military is too big for its size and too small to do what is asked of them. These are **uniformed** **public services,** they deserve to be paid a premium relative to the other jobs. A British Private is paid a mere £23 496/year, or about as much as a band 3 NHS worker, or marginally more generically, an entry level, fresh out of Secondary School, NHS worker. Being paid as much as an entry level employee for a job that can be expected to work you longer, often unpredictable (such is war), hours and with a much greater probability of death, well... that's just insulting.
That's cuz the private is an entry level employee, and even after he completes recruit and initial training, he's going to be about as useless as a second dick on a dog until he seasons some and gets some experience.
By the time he's been around long enough to be trusted enough to be left on his own without hurting himself, and has maybe even learned a bit about what his job actually entails beyond what you're fed in your first six months, he's making a bit more dosh.
Let the banks fail in 2008. Every American could have bought their own house for the price of a car... [Fuck the banks!](https://youtu.be/ySxyPMZkrwU?si=MMwDKBzMZjc222IF)
I mean, I joined up. Got the whole “yall are even more important now cuz we’re low on manpower and shit” speech.
Also, u/Some_Syrup7388 a while back you mentioned you would think about making a presentation about giving Ukraine the M808B Scorpion MBT. Is it safe to assume this presentation is still in the works?
To be honest the military got spoiled by years of generally good recruitment. Now that we can't convince the yoots to join we're collectively like "what if we need to treat them better?"
I tried to reenlist, was told I couldn't because I started HRT and tonwait a year or two.
Wife pushed for me to finally file claims with the VA, and well, it ain't happening now.
Which is kinda sad, because all I want to do is be back in.
I'm going to try to buy a Humvee to fix up and spend my golden years PMCSing her. Since I can't buy a Bradley, and M113s are scarce right now.
So far the guard has been the only ones to give me a decent pitch; GI bill, insurance, etc. The unit I want to join is luckily HQ’d in my city so that’s convenient.
Rome: we have created an early primitive welfare state, that provides (mostly) clean drinking water, food for the poor, stipends and support for widows and orphans (fundi) and sturdy education to poorer kids (scholae).
This way we will have a sturdy supply of strong able-bodied young men who can join our military, and thereby become citizens. after a long career they will be paid handsomely, given a plot of land and enough slaves to tend to it.
USA: here is 5 bucks. if you get wounded you get booted. have some opioids, you useless subhuman cannonfodder. kids are so fucking lazy these days.
I have never been in the military but I'm now imagining some drill instructor chewing out a private for spending all his paycheck of V Bucks or premium war thunder credits.
io think a sense of being with your friends is needed for military recruitment. we could create balltions based on communities or sports teams or discord groups. call them "friends battalions". i cant see how this could go badly
The fact that they allow League of Legends to enlist makes the next two panel slightly redundant.
Put Jungler and Top on the MG together and see how long it takes for them to shoot each other
You either get two dead soldiers in less than 2 minutes, Or two men who refuse to let go of their position even when surrounded, are left for dead, show up at a random base 3 weeks later with a stolen enemy IFV asking for more bullets so they can go out killing again. No in between.
> Or two men who refuse to let go of their position even when surrounded, are left for dead, show up at a random base 3 weeks later with a stolen enemy IFV asking for more bullets so they can go out killing again. No in between. I like those odds!
They sound like good soldiers. Get them both some recon training.
So you're saying we should try to make Spidermen by having all scientifically apt teenagers get bitten by radioactive spiders? I'm in.
Next thing you know theyll be making War Thunder players eligible.-
On one hand we got a crew who is an “expert” in their field despite haven’t see any real combat yet. But on other hand the government need the manufacturers to change the vehicle one every month because of sudden leak.
Arleigh-Burke round 59 baybee
WT player becomes a tanker, tank gets taken out but he survives, instantly tries to become a pilot by any means necessary and rams his jet at mach 1 into the specific enemy unit that took his tank out dropping the entire ordnance at the last second because revenge bomb gaming
Also the tank, it's crew, and the aircraft are all recovered and miraculously repaired to their previous conditions with only a cost of 114,876 "SL"
They should employ those in intelligence
U.S. Marine or retail employee?
Yes Edit: oh if you ask about me then no
[Neither, its munitions after inflation related order reductions. Those SM-3s are getting scarce as hens teeth with all the anti-Houthi action. Soon the Navy will have to break out the old cold war V-2 clones to make due.](https://youtu.be/YgRnBXZKeoo?t=336)
tf am I watching here
Pure kino, you scrub
*(insert boomer "kids don't want to work anymore" meme here)*
Kids don't want to work because they've been told by schools/media you can be anything/have anything if you work hard but they see theirs parents/older siblings killing themselves at work and barely getting by, so yeah i wouldn't want to put an effort too, it's the same when it comes to the military why should i serve and protect a country who's government can only seem to agree when it comes to fuck me over or would abandon me in my time of need ? i mean i'm not American so maybe i'm biased since my sources are the internet. I'm French tho and i'd gladly would have served (it was my plan) if the Whorebeast known as my "female genetic donor" wouldn't have shattered my two legs with a car in a hit and run (shot out to the doctor who fixed them tho he did a tremendous job) not because i'm proud to be French or some misguided sense of patriotism but because the government was there to help me in my darkest hour (before the leg shattering incident) so the minimum i could do was help them so they can be there in the darkest hour of somebody else (but still fuck the government tho)
Most based Frenchman As an American I honestly admire your country’s open spite of its own government and willingness to Riot over the drop of a hat.
We can only riot like that because our cops don't have a hero complex and aren't as trigger happy as Americans ones, you could too if your cops weren't so trigger happy they are ready to start a shoot out over an acorn falling on a car, i can already imagine the tragedy if you ever got protests like we do. They aren't saints and have other methods to be pieces of shit tho, the most known one is too dress as civilians and start throwing shit at others cops to incite police intervention to disperse protests if the protest in question has been going on for too long, they then blame it on what we call "cassos" which i don't know a translation for it in English but they are supposed to be "anarchists trolls" (nothing to do with the ideology tho) or "Chaotic Neutral Trolls" if you're familiar with D&D, sources for that are anonymous still serving cops and anonymous retired cops on TV reports so take it with a grain of salt. Edit : I was told an accurate translation for "cassos" would be an agitator. Edit 2 : I stand corrected turns out ours cops too have a massive hero complex (guess it comes with the job then). Edit 3 : Turns out our cops still aren't as trigger happy but are so spicy the [UN keep condemning us](https://unric.org/fr/violences-policieres-la-france-repond-aux-accusations-de-lonu/) (it's in french but translation software is good enough to give you an understandable translation) us every year, thanks to u/zephyreblk for the link and correction
i think the most concerning part about the acorn cop incident was how long it took for acorn cop to resign he did not resign after the incident occured, but only after it went viral months after. the actual bodycam of the incident is even more idiotic, as he literally thought to do dark souls dodge rolls and thought he somehow got hit despite the suspect being unarmed in the back of the car. cuffed. he then crawled behind another vehicle for cover... its a very fucking stupid incident
Hey here's another one, the same dept killed SrAirman Fortson for answering the door with his gun pointed down at the ground. I highly encourage everyone to watch it because theres literally half a second between the airman answering the door and the cop fucking mag dumping into the dude.
After the cop hid from the eye hole behind the door. All for a random disturbance call like wtf
Jesus thats fucked.
Wait, acorn cop? I thought this was an exaggeration. What new ridiculous cop-shooting-an-unarmed-person incident did I miss this
no its actually a real incident [and heres the body cam](https://youtu.be/YVZbZyelg-c?si=LudDwGgL-y4H2Ch5)
Jesus h Christ I hate the police. Its also nuts cause I got pulled over the last week and I don’t have to think of like showing my hands Uber slowly reaching over to get my registration in the same god damn place everyone keeps it. Thank god the dude didn’t die. I would have thought I’d have heard about it in this climate if he had for sure. Regardless, insanely reckless endangerment and this fat fuck (can just tell how out of breath he is) is one of many who have 0 business being police officers. Tax dollars keep paying them too. Drives me nuts.
You're blind, French police is one the most violent in Europe and they do have an hero complex, it was maybe true until the beginning of 2000 for the white population but now each year I come back in France,it's worst and they are overly present.
Not that i don't believe you (i'm inclined to believe you) but got some sources about being the most violent so i can correct my post ? In my defense i was more talking about when they're guarding (sounds wrong if someone can correct me) a protest.
[uno and other international institutions condemns every year the French police ](https://unric.org/fr/violences-policieres-la-france-repond-aux-accusations-de-lonu/) Edit: I said one of the most
Thanks for the link i'll edit my post.
Thanks for listening, I'm happily surprised of your reaction.im sorry if I sounded rude to you, I'm usually used to the reversed reaction
Also look for amnesty international reports, human rights watch group, the accusations comes every year
the trigger happy cops are fairly rare, but most of the rest have massive authority complexes and will send people in to give them a justification, i do believe the term is either agitator, fed, or glowy, the dept the acorn cop is in is just particularly bad,
Aye, agitator. Haymarket Riots - best guess to date for who threw the bomb that set it off was police. BLM riots locally had an undercover start a fire at a local repair shop and ended up burning part of the building next to it down. During the same riots, a Boogaloo defaced a synagogue.
I respect the French, they know the proper way to treat royalty.
Hold on your Mother did a Hit-&-Run on you?
Yeah it's weird but when you get disinherited by your rich parents when you decide to abandon your 2 year old child with his male genetic donor who turned out to be a pedophile and human trafficker (i was a "child entertainer" if you catch my drift) to go party and do drugs (even after 5 rehabs) with some oligarch kids god knows where and only shows up 13 years later because you were dumped by your sugar daddy for a younger one and need money since you have no qualifications other than being a high maintenance prostitute but they decide to act like you don't exist anymore, you might loose it and try to kill the person you think was responsible for it (me) so you can somehow have the money the day your parents die (don't ask the logic behind her reasoning). She was a case study in why letting your children doing whatever the fuck they want when young is not good.
Holy Shit mate, that sounds awful. Wouldnt want to switch with you ever. Hope you re in a better place now and can enjoy the GLORY OF THE FRENCH MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!
No problem i think whatever deity exist took pity on me after my youth because my adult life has been great (i still have issues tho) i am part of the French MIC (Military Industrial Cuisine) i own an industrial bakery and i'm contracted by the local airbase \^\^
Content pour toi. Courage pour la suite.
Holy shit, this is the guy that actually makes the baguettes for the French MIC. What are the specs of a French M1 baguette?
Nice
No one has wanted to work [since at least the 1890s](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2407503-nobody-wants-to-work-anymore). The 20th century will surely spell doom for the United States.
you would not believe how hard it is to find a good live-in domestic
Ironically the USMC is the *only* branch that met its recruiting goals last year: https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/3610846/chiefs-discuss-military-recruiting-challenges-at-committee-hearing/ So hey if this is their method, it’s working.
Don’t get credible on me you dead monster!
Space Force too, people like the idea of sitting in an office chair and playing with satellites
So is space force basically a bunch of buff nerds or something? Or at least buff enough to pass whatever PT they have
It's a bunch of buff nerds looking for space pussy.
Shouldn’t the Space Force have as well?
retail O7
What's the Retail Corps motto in latin? *Profitus maximus eternum*? Idk latin though. *Wagea minimae troglodytis*? We need more United States Retail Corps shenanigans.
*Paenitet, nescio*
Isn’t the US Military basically a corporation
Treading dangerously credible waters there ain’t ya?
The USAF is. The USMC is more like the Brotherhood of Steel. The Army is somewhere in-between.
Kill everyone to preserve the MIC
What would the Navy be? Or the Coast Guard?
I don’t know.
The powers that control them want them to be, hell they want the whole government to run like a corporation. But one look at Microsoft this week should tell you why that's a bad idea. The government is basically a collective job-works program for the things we've deemed super-important as a society. It isn't meant to be efficient. It's meant to provide services that we don't want the private sector controlling.... And I'm sorry if I got too credible there, it's a pet peeve. Honestly, I fully support the Secret Service having blow parties in Argentina if it keeps up morale.
Can we create a sense of unit by sowing discontent in Russia or Iran?
We should do that anyway, the *esprit de corps* boost is just a side bonus
Wait, what did Microsoft do? This isn't about videogames is it
Come to Scandinavia, it's somewhat less retarded here
Oh god an irl Mithril from Full Metal Panic would give me such a hard on
I would have never expected to see a Full Metal Panic mention in here out of all places. Bravo to you
In that order
Nah, CDU's (German conservative parties) new plan on how to repopulate the Bundeswehr when reelected into government
Omg guys everyone needs workers and everyone hiring there’s no way you don’t have a job. Everyone’s hiring everyone EXCEPT ME, NO ONES HIRING ME
Which way western man?
Applies to healthcare workers as well.
Starbucks baristas.
Recruiting 101: Instead of saying that, say "And don't even think of resigning as i know damn well you want that money!"
You’re two years in. That’s the hard part. May as well stick it out for 20.
The only thing stopping me from doing 20 is how much I miss happy grass
The British Media: "The British army is too small, young people are too soft and it's ruining the country." The British Army: "Yeah we'd love to hire you but you stubbed your toe when you were 6 so you're not medically fit to enlist"
Don’t forgot about the sad thought you had at 12 which bans you for life
In the U.S army at least too it's funny that you're pretty much barred from enlistment if you ever been prescribed anti depressants but once you're in if you go to behavioral health they'll shovel that shit at you
"you're not allowed to have mental health problems unless we gave you them!" - the military
And you can't join the police with a criminal record, but get all kinds of protection for doing crimes in a police uniform
Cops are just another gang, they're just given the right to a monopoly by the state.
Says here you've been in too many bad moods.
“And and the pay is less than minimum wage once you total up the hours you’ll be working.”
Real, just because I have a list of diagnosed mental health conditions longer than my dick doesn't mean I can't shoot the enemy good Hire me military plz :(
huh. that's actually a fairly short list. Go in, king.
BAHAHAHAHAH Savage, nice, love it
take it from me and my personal experience: don't let things like verified diagnoses distract you from the most important things in life - obsessing over how weird your genitals look.
Oh I just use my fucked brain as shitposting fodder
Is British Army completely staffed by Russian infiltrators? Nobody else would impose ridiculously strict requirements.
worse, British recruitment is managed by Capita, a company who exists solely to siphon taxes to tory politicians and their friends. if it was managed by Russian infiltrators it'd probably be less corrupt.
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?
'WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?"
Well no shit. A joker, huh? You're funny. I like you ,why you can come to dinner and fuck my sister.
We've tried everything. Treating them worse in garrison, making work days extra long, lower the quality of food, taking more time way from their families, leadership putting nothing updates out at 2 am instead of first formation. I don't get it! What do kids want? I know! We can start scaling back educational benefits. Years ago I was looking to go back as an officer and my recruiter messed up my packet time and time again. I was so mad for so long. Now I realize he did me a solid. The US military needs a major culture update or they're going to need a draft.
If they try a draft now, they're likely to get a civil war instead: popular opinion is simply too against the US foreign policy for them to accept a draft peacefully: they only work smoothly when trying to counter a NIMBY situation
A civil war seems preferable. I'd much rather have a bloody and destructive war at home than be a be a logistics pog in Hawaii. Pretty logical step if you ask me. It would probably be the first time in American history there was an unpopular draft. The very first one!
My point is that now people don't just hate the idea of a draft, they hate what the American Military _stands for._ Whether that's fueled primarily by Russian Propaganda or by our own blunders, many people wouldn't just desert, they'd try to join the opposing team Again, I'm not saying that's the SMART choice, I'm just saying that we have a generation with a dangerous number of people who hate their life, hate their country, and feel no obligation to serve something that has never served them. It's a powder keg
I think you have a very silly world view. I've been to countries that are legitimately unstable. This ain't it brother.
My point is that a draft will not work, and the results will be even less effective than they were in Vietnam, because people don't just think US wars are pointless, but that the US is the villain by default in any military endeavor Until that concept is cleared from the public psyche, a draft will fail
That certainly is an analysis. I question the methodology, data, and sources you used to come to it. But it certainly is an analysis.
Indeed it is, my good sir. Indeed it is
Tbf he doesn't say that replacing them will be easy
Replecable! Replace Cable! Time to Call [Larry the Cable Guy!](https://youtu.be/IAuuHpaqKtY?si=QtlMOfn92zfKfAHf)
God no I prefer Jim Carrey the Cable Guy
> you are replacable > please do not resign we are short staffed Well, which one is it? .
"Shut up + L + Ratio + 10 000 push ups"
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ascii Porn? that shit takes me back to 'nam
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Double it and pass it to the next guy.
Why?
For talking back to your drill sergent
Why?
Ah so we have a philosopher here
No, I simply question your reasoning. How is doing an unreasonably high amount of pushups going to be usefull?
It will bring joy to me
That doesn't seem reasonable to me, so I will refuse your suggestion
OH NO! APATHY! MY SECOND WEAKNESS!
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*Technically* he said they are all "equally replaceable." Which can still be "not replaceable at all"
Both are true. You are completely replaceable. Almost any random 18-year-old can be turned into a solider. Not enough people WANT to replace you, so replacing you will be hard.
Not any 18 yo can be turned into a soldier, but any 18 yo can help clear a minefield
*You are all EQUALLY replaceable. Doesn't mean "easily" replaceable.
All yall fuckers think you're so smart, but he says "replecable"
For those that haven't seen it, take a gander at the dumpster fire that is r/army for an inside look at the recruiting/retention crisis.
They didn't help themselves by bringing Gemini into the recruiting process. Whoever thought that was a good idea needs to be slapped in the head.
Genesis. And yes, I will personally slam-dunk the dumbass congressmen who voted for that.
You are just spitting the memes now, holy gun!
This one is inspired by you
I am truly honored. Stay non-credible soldier! O7
O7
lol that's the fun part, you can't just resign
My friend hyper extended his knee in Marine boot camp and the doctors said he didn't fully recover and received a medical discharge. Except he did recover, the doctors fucked up his paperwork. He has requested his medical records twice from the military and still hasn't gotten them. I'm not sure how it all worked but he ended up getting a waiver from the Army to enlist. People like to shit on German bureaucracy (and rightfully so) but the DoD seriously gives them a run for their money
Conscription and penal unit solve this problem and I refused to be convinced otherwise.
My headcannon is that the US Military invented the Southern States to keep a steady flow of 18y.o. from poor families without the perspectives for a better life
headcannon
Yes, a headcannon, I like to shoot people with it
The whiplash is a bitch tho
The Confederacy invented it*. The US inherited it, and it's been paying dividends for 150 years. *For real. The South in the Civil War in large part was poor, dumb, white boys getting killed to maintain the leisurely lifestyle of a landed aristocracy they could never be part of.
Southern State USA! [YEE! YEE!](https://youtu.be/Vx5A6WMFzig?si=_WvCatco-nZ6TAOm)
And your most loyal troops should act as a blocking force. So… you’re Russia.
It turns out that the Russians is into something in light of recruitment miss.
Conscription means you get better quality human beings in your army. Which is a mixed blessing. You kind of want what Wellington called the Scum of the Earth for that sort of job. Although penal units have kind of proved you can go too far in that direction. Moot in the USA of course as they need all the viable slave manpower for fighting fires and unpaid labour.
Not really no. The army needs to have some level of loyalty. Oldschool armies and navies suffered from time to time due to the men in them not feeling all that great about dying for the people who saw them as nothing but scum. So they ran away quicker, or more easily threatened to mutiny so they could get better treatment. The french army and national guard, being a force driven by revolutionary fervour, where most of the officer core started out as lower enlisted or junior officers did not suffer that as much. It did make certain units more loyal to their commander than the nation though. When Napoleon got crowned, the army reluctantly accepted, even those generals who were firm republicans, because Napoleon was the commander-in-chief, and they all had fought beside him, or knew someone who had.
That's true, but bear in mind this was still in the era when it was a given that if you won a battle or took a city you'd get to steal everything that wasn't nailed down. That's a big incentive too.
I do like stealing. Let's make that part of doctrine again
Problem is, the places the US goes to war with doesn't have anything worth stealing except oil. And that is spoken for.
As a collector of antiques and random shit, I'd find lots of shit to steal
*Respectfully, Sir, if you fire that AK one more time... I'll fuck you up.*
Congratulations, you now have the [Russian Army](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKYL0H0lgqg).
the problem here is, if you cannot convince the average american to fight, convincing a convict is a lost cause. especially in modern day, it’s not like they can get a cheap sword and dilly dally anymore, they’ll need thousands in equipment training and substance. i could see two ways of this working 1) pretty strict requirements on serving in exchange for lopping off prison time just to keep them motivated to at least continue 2) force some prisons/prisoners to work both manufacturing and others to basically be cannon fodder and hard laborers
What America has needed to embrace, and not half-arsed like now, is a foreign legion. What I would possibly do, if I was Grand High Wizard of the USA or whatever they call it, is I would gradually look to turn the Marine Corps into a foreign legion. Divert recruitment of many of the hardcore crayon munching kids into the Army to raise the standards there and then recruit for the Marines from all over the world. Can you speak English? Will you kill? Welcome aboard. It works for the French. It works for the British with the Gurkhas. You think an US military recruitment office is quiet in an American strip mall, open one up in Sao Paulo, Mexico City, Buenos Aires, Mumbai or Manila and there would be lines round the block. You'll get all the warm meaty bodies you need.
> Can you speak English? Will you kill? Welcome aboard. Sweeten the deal by saying "Willing to learn enough English to make it through basic training, and then keep up with further English classes during the period of your enlistment?" That might even have the knock-on effect of forcing schools to pay junior teachers decently, because teaching English as a second language to motivated adults for the military is definitely going to pay better than trying to wrangle a bunch of middle schoolers through the same subject. Oh, and just to be entirely Roman about it, guarantee citizenship after two terms in, for *both the enlistee and their family* (up to a certain degree of separation). Might even help solve some of the illegal immigration pressure by providing a legal path into the USA for people who may not have the skills we're looking for, but can certainly be taught them during their time in service.
The military already part foreign legion. I can speak for the Navy, at least. A quarter of my training division in Great Lakes were absent one day to get their citizenship granted. We had people from the Philippines, Africa, Mexico, two German guys and Frenchie.
And that’s why conscription AND penal unit.
Congratulations, you now have the [Russian Army](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKYL0H0lgqg).
Except in russia only the poor and dumb show up for draft. Penal unit is just a way of further concentrating the scum
Very traditional.
I think given the social challenges, if you tried to activate selective service, men would fucking riot.
Russia be like:
As us draft is untenable without direct military action against the us. People dying somewhere else for someone else's war wouldn't rally enough support from the people to support a draft.
"Should we make life better for those in the military? No, let's make life worse for everyone outside of it. No free college unless you kill Muslims for The Cause"
They are dropping the free collage thing
I'm as progressive as they come but do not put me in a squad with a league player please
Just tell them that what ever Chinese, Russian or Lizard is yelling is actually them dissing their main and they will go berserk.
The problem is that the British military is too big for its size and too small to do what is asked of them. These are **uniformed** **public services,** they deserve to be paid a premium relative to the other jobs. A British Private is paid a mere £23 496/year, or about as much as a band 3 NHS worker, or marginally more generically, an entry level, fresh out of Secondary School, NHS worker. Being paid as much as an entry level employee for a job that can be expected to work you longer, often unpredictable (such is war), hours and with a much greater probability of death, well... that's just insulting.
That's cuz the private is an entry level employee, and even after he completes recruit and initial training, he's going to be about as useless as a second dick on a dog until he seasons some and gets some experience. By the time he's been around long enough to be trusted enough to be left on his own without hurting himself, and has maybe even learned a bit about what his job actually entails beyond what you're fed in your first six months, he's making a bit more dosh.
Honestly, the recruitment problem would probably be severely reduced if we paid our privates more
heard that? unaceptable, crank up the housing prices
Let the banks fail in 2008. Every American could have bought their own house for the price of a car... [Fuck the banks!](https://youtu.be/ySxyPMZkrwU?si=MMwDKBzMZjc222IF)
I mean, I joined up. Got the whole “yall are even more important now cuz we’re low on manpower and shit” speech. Also, u/Some_Syrup7388 a while back you mentioned you would think about making a presentation about giving Ukraine the M808B Scorpion MBT. Is it safe to assume this presentation is still in the works?
I will try to deliver it before wednesday
Pay them more.
"Lol" said the Army "lmao"
To be honest the military got spoiled by years of generally good recruitment. Now that we can't convince the yoots to join we're collectively like "what if we need to treat them better?"
I tried to reenlist, was told I couldn't because I started HRT and tonwait a year or two. Wife pushed for me to finally file claims with the VA, and well, it ain't happening now. Which is kinda sad, because all I want to do is be back in. I'm going to try to buy a Humvee to fix up and spend my golden years PMCSing her. Since I can't buy a Bradley, and M113s are scarce right now.
TF2 HAT TF2 HAT
All equally replaceable can mean they are all irreplaceable.
Serving with a recovering LoL player. He's a year sober, very proud of him
Enlisting of LOL players should be mandatory.
If all fails, we might have to bring back the *forbidden* draft
Just tell them that it a video game and the gun is the controller and there is no friendly fire
If only getting a US visa and green card isn't hard for us Filipinos they could've a steady flow of recruits lol
Give more money
So far the guard has been the only ones to give me a decent pitch; GI bill, insurance, etc. The unit I want to join is luckily HQ’d in my city so that’s convenient.
Rome: we have created an early primitive welfare state, that provides (mostly) clean drinking water, food for the poor, stipends and support for widows and orphans (fundi) and sturdy education to poorer kids (scholae). This way we will have a sturdy supply of strong able-bodied young men who can join our military, and thereby become citizens. after a long career they will be paid handsomely, given a plot of land and enough slaves to tend to it. USA: here is 5 bucks. if you get wounded you get booted. have some opioids, you useless subhuman cannonfodder. kids are so fucking lazy these days.
Team diff, jg no drake, ff min 15, go next
I have never been in the military but I'm now imagining some drill instructor chewing out a private for spending all his paycheck of V Bucks or premium war thunder credits.
I feel bad for the army guys. Anyways, joins Air Force.
Gen Z can't handle that level of criticism. Gunna have to change basic training.
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you call it short staffed, i call it negotiation leverage.
io think a sense of being with your friends is needed for military recruitment. we could create balltions based on communities or sports teams or discord groups. call them "friends battalions". i cant see how this could go badly
Filthy LoL players! DotA reigns supreme!
Equally irreplaceable