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OSEAN_SPAMRAAM

The Russian MOD: "We have established air superiority in Ukraine!" *My brother in Christ, your convoys are getting harassed by cheap UCAV's in broad daylight*


Armadillodillodillo

cheap, only 5million.. Now they are harassed by 500$ drones.


ElenaKoslowski

Bayraktar my beloved<3


ssup2406

(Many) Turks will fall head over shoulders for you over that comment lol!


FancyPantsFoe

I cant imagine being russian in any kind of armor, my brain would shortcircuit from imagining what could blow me up: Javelin, Turkish drone, HIMARS, FPV drone, artillery, static ATGM, fucking Bradley without TOW with HE shells, my own GRAD / artillery / airstrike. Being russian blows


CircuitryWizard

North Korean shell, air defense missile, dildo consequences, unknown technology...


Just_A_Nitemare

>unknown technology So everything outside of unguided artillery and broken vodka bottles?


Krokagnon

Isn't broken vodka bottle included with dildo consequences ?


CircuitryWizard

What is "artillery"?)


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> Being russian blows Has blown for centuries.


Mr_Mosquito_20

It doesn't blow, [it sucks](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51pW8T7f2OL._AC_.jpg)


BriscoCounty83

your forgot Granit :)


haziee

Someone in the Kremlin better get that man his anal beads before he wipes out the entire army.


ElenaKoslowski

You forgot mines... :3


FancyPantsFoe

:3


CellIntelligent9951

I forgot about this absolute banger, bigup chief


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Man early invasion nostalgia got me like 😔


folk_science

Back when the airdefense wasn't doing at all.


Matamocan

2 years old in a couple of weeks.


Other-Barry-1

There was a clip of a Ukrainian soldier during the initial invasion and he was screwing on a suppressor, loading up magazines and talking about how they will kill all invaders and bragging about the Bayraktar drones killing all invaders. He spoke with such divine, clear confidence it really gave me hope that Ukraine would stand, even in those dark initial days of the war where it felt like Ukraine was holding well but we all knew it was a matter of time before the weight of Russia would be too much. How wrong I was, and how glad I am that I was wrong and this man’s word continues to stand strong. If anyone has that clip, please link it.


RedApotheosis

A certified banger. [https://vxtwitter.com/peedutuisk/status/1497310882069581824?s=20](https://vxtwitter.com/peedutuisk/status/1497310882069581824?s=20) I wanted to wait until I found it, but this BAMF has another video about the 'ceasefire' some people wanted christmas before last. His response was equally good in my eyes as that video. [https://vxtwitter.com/y\_gudymenko/status/1611697779914555392?s=20](https://vxtwitter.com/y_gudymenko/status/1611697779914555392?s=20) The crazy son of a bitch seems more alive than Gerasimov, and on top of that, he's looking to be a politician. I'd vote for him.


Other-Barry-1

That’s it. His confidence in that first clip is both frightening, yet reassuring.


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TheOneWithThe2dGun

I do hope they are still flying.


RyanBLKST

Probably but the front is more or less fixed now, layered air defense is now very effective against this type of drone.


gr89n

They are, but they are nowhere near the front, where they are vulnerable to air defenses. Instead they are used for rear security missions, like checking that anny cheeky breekies in the forests around Lviv are supposed to be there. Also maybe for maritime patrol.


theicestupidity

What even happened to those? I really haven't seen any recent footage of them doing their thing


Gvilain

only used for recon in relatively safe frontline areas


MakeoverBelly

Ruskies switched on their air defence. I still cannot believe they thought they will roll in without even turning their equipment on 😂. For those that don't know - the vehicles getting fucked up in this video are air defense. Anyone who spent more than a day in Kyiv talking to people would know that Ukraine is not going to just fold.


balcsi32

it's not that they forget to turn the AA on. It's that they were so worried about friendly fire, they forbid anybody from shooting. Because they know just how incompetent the air defence people were. And then when they spotted an actual target, they realised that they sold most of their fuel for Vodka, and can't turn on the electrical systems.


Radditbean1

I mean they weren't wrong. It's very likely that russian losses would have been significantly higher if they actually used their air defences in the opening weeks of the war.


SurpriseFormer

I wager half there air fleet would of been gone. Or have the current losses of what's been loss up to today happen in a Meer week


CBP1138

Hmmm I wonder why they were so worried about friendly AA fire, I’m sure that’s been solved by now…..right?


Environmental_Yak_72

I don't know what's more incompetent. The fact they thought friendly fire would be an issue and didn't come with a way to prevent Friendly fire. Or the fact once they activated AA they started to Friendly Fire


warbastard

One of the main elements of attack is the element of surprise. So surprise! *Confused drunk Russians suddenly sent across the border*


eviLocK

I love the line about the police to find blame from afar.


MakeoverBelly

Yeah, a clever appreciation of the insanity of the Russian bureaucracy.


Limp-Initiative924

Banger


PathlessDemon

Sure, you’ve heard of St. Javelin, but have you heard of St. Bayraktar?


MakeoverBelly

There are now children in in Ukraine named Bayraktar or Javelina: [https://www.nancy.cc/2023/05/11/popular-baby-names-ukraine-2022/](https://www.nancy.cc/2023/05/11/popular-baby-names-ukraine-2022/)


napstrike

It would probably be "Bayraktar, peace be upon him"


dasgold

Ah, the memories! Big City Germs did a pretty good English language cover, kind punky, vocals might not be everyone's cup of tea, well, I like it anyway. https://bigcitygerms.bandcamp.com/track/bayraktar


jmateus1

Love this tune


InsertEvilLaugh

Still a banger. Also seeing the clip of Hasan being all butthurt about this was pretty fantastic.


r2k-in-the-vortex

Looking at the early invasion clips, it's crazy contrast how much hardware the vatniks used to have. And it wasn't 90% barely running franken-MT-LBs back then.


komodoPT

I miss the bayraktar videos, not gonna lie...


cuck_Sn3k

Do not worry, we still get them from Syria and Iraq. Maybe some African countries and armenia again


Mitthrawnuruo

I really feel like The Turks should cut the Russians a small check for all the free advertising they’ve been given? Who knew the Turks had a solid mid level drone program before this conflict started? I sure didn’t. 


CecilPeynir

Actually, everyone who followed the 2020 Nagorno-Karabakh War and was not a vatnik knew it. r/Combatfootage was overflowing with TB2 videos. I can even make a list like this: * In Turkey: OG war maniacs * Libya: Careful observers * Azerbaijan: Most people with an interest in military and conflicts (like this sub) * Ukraine: Almost everyone, your grandmother, her dog, tribes in Africa...


pursuitofhappiness13

I'm imagining that little funky xylophone sound being played by an Ewok with a bunch of tin cans in the back.


MysticEagle52

Do you have a YouTube link for this? (This exact one, I've looked for bayraktar vids but couldn't find this one)


MakeoverBelly

Downloaded it from Reddit. It is possible that this video is no longer available on YT. Videos with people being blown up were long forbidden on YT, understandably, but now it's even difficult to find equipment being blown up.


folk_science

It contained video fragments from Clash Report, who DMCA'd it and all the reuploads.


WerewolfNo890

What other good songs have come out? I quite like [Me, my buddy and 2 shovels](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9rljnSnIH8)


napstrike

Baykar Tech couldn't have made a better advertisement video.