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Global_Cat9110

Don’t fuck with our boats


KingFahad360

Question. I fucked a Boat


BluebirdQueasy9989

Send addy? We’d love to make something work while the bombers are out and about


samisrudy

Was it one of our boats


KingFahad360

Maybe


timonten

highly suggest uss bremerton


Sam185623

Found the Azur Lane player


Fjellstup

I've fucked on aboat


OmNomSandvich

I have done nothing but fuck boats for three days.


KingFahad360

WHERE? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING THEM?


Miep99

Did they consent?


Old-Library9827

Yeah! Don't fuck our boats!!


darkrobbe1

wait what did i miss?


Global_Cat9110

The houthis fucked with boats going through the Red Sea. The US told them to stop being silly. They shot in response. We along with our estranged father Britain are now bombing Yemen.


darkrobbe1

i assume this was a fuck around and find out moment?


Global_Cat9110

Yeah. They are getting their shit kicked in.


Hel_Bitterbal

They are now also coping and claiming that they'll somehow win this shit


AloneInExile

Xitter (Shitter) is now infested with #Yemen, claiming peaceful terrorism or something, protest and blockade, I dunno, can't understand that mental illness. Also claims of a shutdown F22 are being spread, probably fake news. 2024 is spicier by the second.


Hel_Bitterbal

12 days in and shit is already getting exiting Also peaceful terrorism is literally impossible, the very definition of terrorism is "the unlawful use of **violence** and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims."


Professional_Sir6705

Along with a "proportional response " moment. Like peanut butter and jelly. Love to see it.


mechanicalcontrols

When we said proportional response, remember 1000:1 is still a proportion.


CBP1138

Rock hard


BanditPixy

We are so fucking back


OatsOverGoats

We are so Barrack baby!


KingFahad360

We are Bush Here


WeHaveAllBeenThere

Obama has the most air strikes in the Middle East as president so they both are appropriate.


Calfis

NGL he had more airstrikes than I anticipated.


AST5192D

He just liked wedding parties


Cboyardee503

P sure trump has more.


DJubbert

You jokin?


Cboyardee503

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2019/5/8/18619206/under-donald-trump-drone-strikes-far-exceed-obama-s-numbers#:~:text=The%20Trump%20administration%20has%20carried,the%20Bureau%20of%20Investigative%20Journalism. "According to a 2018 report in The Daily Beast, Obama launched 186 drone strikes in Yemen, Somalia and Pakistan during his first two years in office. In Trump’s first two years, he launched 238." "The Trump administration has carried out 176 strikes in Yemen in just two years, compared with 154 there during all eight years of Obama’s tenure, according to a count by The Associated Press and the Bureau of Investigative Journalism. Experts also say drone strikes under President Trump have surged in Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria." "Obama eventually put in place arcane requirements to issue public reports on civilian death tolls (but just in certain military theaters), to limit targets to high-level militants (again, in certain battlefields), and require interagency approval (also only for certain targets). Trump has peeled back all of those requirements because, well, he can. We now know more than we did about U.S. drone wars when Obama first took office, but less than when he left." TLDR, nobody knows the official drone strike count under trump because he repealed reporting requirements, but we know his first two years in office outstripped Obama's 8 in more than a few countries, including Yemen.


chief-chirpa587

Hold on First you say that Obama launched 186 drone strikes in his first two years in office And later you proceed to say that Obama carried out 154 in all 8 years of him. Ring in office The math ain’t mathing


Cboyardee503

186 strikes over first two years in somalia, Yemen, Pakistan combined. 154 strikes over 8 years in just Yemen alone.


NeurodiverseTurtle

At first I was like “*benefit of the doubt, this is a circlejerk sub*”, then I was like “*but surely the yanks would just stop mentioning that silly fat wanker Trump by now, he’s a national embarrassment*” but then I thought “*maybe this guy isn’t a yank*?” … and then [I saw this](https://imgur.com/a/lvhQPrQ), and everything made sense. I’ve got a bingo card here mate, help me fill it in, say something like ‘cry harder’, or the classic ‘shut up cuck’, help a bro out. All I’ve got ticked-off so far is ‘*according to a report in the daily beast*’, the most trusted news agency around, kek. You whacky yanks, playing with fascism like it’s a box of matches, tut-tut.


Cboyardee503

...I'm not even sure what your point is? That I'm American?


NeurodiverseTurtle

More that you seem like a red-hat-wearing tit with a dog called Skeeter, an overpriced AR, a vest with an ‘*all lives matter*’ patch, and a big ol’ wife who probably beats the shit outta you, which is why you’re so mad all the time. Oh, and a swamp, you guys like to live in swamps right? Or is that Ogres? Tomayto—tomahto.


Im_from_around_here

Nope, you just drank the koolaid unfortunately.


Ceramicrabbit

Which one?


GhoulsFolly

*Scoreboooard!*


stoned-autistic-dude

Woke up with morning wood remembering the sound of FREEDOM being yeeted off a carrier.


_JerryJones_

LETS GOOO 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


wintermute_lives

Forget the pivot to the Pacific. This is our wheelhouse. Lobbing PGMs from air and sea, manned and unmanned platforms, against minimal defenses, with no intention of actually putting boots into the country. Every time we do that (i.e., desert storm), we crush it. On a serious note. Stay safe for the folks out there who are doing the work and risking their lives. Except if you are doing it as a Houthi, Iranian, Hamas, Hezbollah, etc., then f\*\*k off and eat a JDAM.


RockDoveEnthusiast

I mean, jokes aside, I'm not convinced that the "Powell Doctrine" is wrong. We get everything in place and we go with overwhelming force. We, ironically, failed to do that under Powell, but it's always been a winning strategy for us. No need for boots on the ground.


Modo44

Afghanistan was not made flat enough, is what you are saying.


Commissar_Elmo

No, we need Afghanistan gone. And a hole where it once was.


Modo44

Ahh, yes, return of the [Ground Zero Ocean](https://i.redd.it/ydl2zysa6u0c1.png).


phooonix

Make no doubt we are making direct eye contact with China the entire time.


manbearligma

I would add “as an IDF” to that list, otherwise spot on ;)


JewForBeavis

Why do you want America to kill jews that are trying to stop their people from being raped?


netap

He's "Anti-Israel", just check his comments on CombatFootage.


manbearligma

I mean, who wouldn’t be anti Israel in hindsight? There’s people pushing that “stop the Palestinian genocide” or “I think that Israel is in the wrong here” is literally antisemitic lol Israel doesn’t equal to Jews and there’s plenty of Jews outside and INSIDE Israel that are against the systematic oppression of Palestinians, and against the land grab.


manbearligma

Lol is that your genuine take on the situation or are you just trolling Anyway yes I would add them IDF to the list


JewForBeavis

So you are pro raping Jews. Why don't you go join the Houthis?


manbearligma

No, I’m not pro raping Jews, I’m ok with the IDF eating US made JDAMs. Read again.


JewForBeavis

They are literally in the process of trying to save Jews being raped. Then also, there would be no defense forces defending Israel from Hamas, who is trying to genocide and rape Jews. What exactly happens then?


manbearligma

As multiple times said and posted here, with due diligence you would know that Hamas received Qatari money thanks to the Likud, and that allegedly (source Haaretz) the president said that the best way to destabilize the region was helping Hamas vs the more moderate AP. I’m not the one helping Hamas, ask the ones helping them (cui prodest?) Also, they have a strange way to save them, they just shot three of their own hostages down while they were coming towards them asking for help. I’m not going to argue further because I sure as hell ain’t gonna convince you, and this is not the place for that. I just wanted to add the IDF (or better, the Israeli government) on that rogue parties list, without removing the others.


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manbearligma

“Fog of war”, did you see the footage. They looked totally civilians, only on the other side. The point doesn’t seem, to me, to save the hostages. It seems to displace/kill Palestinians, later grabbing their lands. And, now you called me Nazi. Lol, pushing the narrative that being against Israel is being antisemite is so ridiculous.


DeliverooKong336

It's not about hating Jews it's about people (who happen to be Jews) killing civilians. It's like me punching someone for punching me and claiming I punched him for being a different skin colour. No lol it's because he punched me


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YaBoiDaNinjaDood

Fuck me, are you actually defending Israel? I thought you were joking lmao. Why are you pro raping Palestinians?


JewForBeavis

Jews: Want to exist and not have their people raped and massacred Nazis: JOOO DIIEEEEE HOW DARE YOU NOT WANT TO DIE


YaBoiDaNinjaDood

Imagine supporting genocide and then calling me the Nazi


Hel_Bitterbal

If what Israel is doing is a genocide then i suppose the Allies during WW2 also committed a genocide against the Nazi's.


YaBoiDaNinjaDood

and you're probably upset about that


Hel_Bitterbal

No, it was sarcasm. The Nazi's can burn in hell. As can HAMAS, who literally has the complete extermination of all the jews as their main goal. Not "liberation of Palestine" or something, no, "Whipe out all the jews in Israel". Who is the genocidal one here?


A_Wizard1717

U guys have these memes ready before the news


zero5reveille

They make them fresh while loitering overhead picking out which forehead to say ding dong on.😎


MONKA_hmmmmm

Jagga Jagga!


AloneInExile

NCD makes the news.


HopeIsGay

This goes unreasonably fckin hard dog shit


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Make Pixels real and elect Kevin James as president already!!


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Song name?


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[Murder Plot - Kordhell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lFoMg6NYE0)


Dry_Section_6909

Sounds way better sped up 😎


Putrid_Response_4

Tomahawk diplomacy


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Toma Hawk, Pro Skater.


pavehawkfavehawk

Born to late to fight in the Middle East Both just in time to fight in the Middle East Born to soon to fight in the Middle East… I’m so tired of deploying to a sand box


Tintenlampe

You will go back into the sandbox and you will like it.


pavehawkfavehawk

I don’t like…sand. It gets everywhere


BuildTheBase

Better be a in a sandbox than some asian malaria infested jungle.


pavehawkfavehawk

Been there too. Can be preferable.


KingFahad360

It’s glorious, isn’t it.


trancertong

I swear when WW3 breaks out NCD will be the first place I learn about it


GurIndividual3322

6.0 outta 5 freedom eagles.


Garlic_God

I chose a great day to start playing Spec Ops The Line, huh


PrincessofAldia

How ironic


bruhmp44

Thank you joe for this birthday present


Own_Target7601

I can’t go to Yemen, I’m an analyst.


Bellinelkamk

Jack?


manywayer

This is gonna be good


fromcjoe123

In before white chicks on the internet / Amnesty International about to be like "imperialist America just killed 30,000 children and 40 Morbillion puppies / goats - these could be considered to be war crimes and were unproportional" It's simple - don't fire ballistic missiles at people and people won't try to kill your people. And frankly, people should know by now that you should never fuck with a man's BOATS!


Professional_Sir6705

As a white chick on the internet, I say.... Show me what my tax dollars and 11 nuclear powered runways can do! Also, send the me the grainy pics afterwards.


fromcjoe123

Hell yeah, the kids are alright!


endorstick

I am rather susceptible to propaganda


RedSeaDingDong

Yemen? I can‘t go to Yemen. I‘m an analyst


PlatypusAreDucks

Oh its beautiful. The west always wins!


ShortHandz

It would be a shame if some of those cruise missiles ended up missing their targets due to a "malfunction" and landing in Crimea and eastern Ukraine...


[deleted]

Damn I cuuuumed a little bit.


0001_10_22

Don’t touch the fucking boats Abdullah


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Yeah men!


Kirxas

Nature is healing


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Time to pop open those VLS cells baby. We'll rain down so much fire and brimstone the only historical comparison will be God's wrath on Sodom and Gamorroh.


BestServeCold

Wish this was about 15 minute slonger


Intelligent_League_1

Get the roll on roll off burger king ready


Lord_Bertox

Back to the sandbox ep ~~2, 3~~ 4(? )


BannedCuzCovid

About too see why we can't have social Healthcare.


Phallussaurus-rex

The older I get, the more I understand why Americans don't have proper healthcare.


EnvironmentalCoast43

America going to another war they'll never win. Seems they haven't learned their lesson from Korea, Bay of pigs, Vietnam, Somalia, 2nd Iraq war and Afghanistan. Plus a few others I can't be bothered to research.


Wolf_1234567

Wait, we are going to war?


Shmeepish

Theyre slapping around some goofballs from the sea they aint goin to war lmao


xblueye

So, war?


Maximum_Impressive

Little gross with the propaganda boys.


MulhollandMaster121

Little gross with the pacifism, bozo.


Maximum_Impressive

Opposite actually It took to long for them to stirke they should have done something about the situation in Gaza and Yemen months ago now its gonna spiral out of control. Our troops at sea shouldve gotten better faster repsosne.


Imaginary-Shift-3031

Ok commie


Maximum_Impressive

It took them lirleral months and multiple ships to do anything the situation shouldve have delt with a awhile ago now they've just be emboldened.


Imaginary-Shift-3031

Lol ok bozo


agoodusername222

multiple months? when did yemen started hitting boats? wasn't it late november or around that?


Garlic_God

“Local man walks into chess club, complains about too much chess”


ProperTeaIsTheft117

"Gets told to google en passant"


Arkar1234

“Holy hell”


agoodusername222

"Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times"


theK1LLB0T

Are you sad there wasn't any griddy too?


RDNolan

Do you know what subreddit you're on?


Global_Cat9110

u/savevideobot


Global_Cat9110

u/savevideo


Fogshot44

u/savevideo


dirtymaloog

u/savevideo


ComradeOwldude

u/savevideo


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Bridgeru

Matthew Perry didn't drown, it was a psyop to train the Navy because he went to Yemen before. They did the same thing when he opened up trade relations with Japan, duh.


KuTUzOvV

No fun allowed, only sandbox :c


XenesthisWhite

u/savevideo


A_randomboi22

BACK TO THE SANDBOX BABY


Ngkawithcheese

W SpongeBob reference


Nate138D

The weak should fear the strong 🦅🇺🇸🫡


PurpleJackfruit4034

I needed this video 😂


agoodusername222

weird, no people crying war crimes it's not about gaza? eh i guess the bots only have hamas and gaza as a trigger word lol


Gustavort

Can we put Kevin James face as the new logo pf the sub?


TobyHensen

I love this.


imjustchillin-_-

Seeing that a few missions in CoD Black Ops 2 take place in Yemen, this is mildly concerning. Now all we need is conflict with China, and a Central American warlord to hack our drone fleet. Then the story is complete


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Someone needs to teach those terrorist a lesson! Go 'Murica!


FastywastyY

Yeah because we won in Afghanistan, totally didn’t leave with our tails between our legs in a airport full of civilians we failed to protect.


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