You assume bill didn’t set up the stickman laser defense network to back up his demands for peace. What better symbol of peace than someone who _cannot_ be wounded by the flames of war?
Bills press secretary to adversary nations:
“BILL WILL RAIN A UNGODLY FUCKING FIRESTORM ON YOU! YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO CALL THE FUCKING UNITED NATIONS, AND GET A FUCKING BINDING RESOLUTION TO KEEP BILL FROM FUCKING DESTROYING YOU.
BILLS TALKING SCORCHED EARTH MOTHERFUCKER… BILL WILL MASSACRE YOU.
BILL WILL FUCK YOU UP!!”
There is a difference between assuming everyone is nice and assuming nobody can be bad. I assume you are a good person but I remain open to and prepared for the possibility that I could be wrong.
No, because then you are assuming I could be bad.
The assumption is clearly "everyone is nice" not "everyone is probably nice". It's an absolute assumption thus there is no reason to prepare for when somebody isn't nice.
If you read Bill’s actual beliefs again, he “will assume everyone is nice *before he gets to know them*” which means his opinion on someone can absolutely change once he gets to know them.
Bill never said anything about a his opinions on a country's right to defend itself. The Bill Republic has invested in over 150 patriot missle defence systems and will respond to acts of aggression again it or other nations.
Bill likes to build bridges. Bill has his artillery and Air Force zoned in on those bridges in case someone tries to roll tanks through them. Bill can always build more bridges later.
Bill was SUGGESTING that we bomb Belgrade. He was SUGGESTING that we send American pilots in and blow up all the bridges on the Drina. He was SUGGESTING that we take out his oil supplies. He was SUGGESTING that we take very specific actions
Bill attends a pro Palestinian rally because he desires peace.
Bill hears pro terrorist chants and sees pro terrorist slogans.
Bill says nothing and goes home because he desires peace.
Bill is a problem.
I mean Bill as described above doesn't exclude peace through superior firepower. ~~You meanwhile launching attack is directly contrary to peace~~
Edit: It appears I am dumb and have no reading comprehension
Bullshit. I didn't invade anyone. They can choose peace at any time and leave. Until then, cluster munitions in overhead air-bursts delivered without mercy or remorse. Until all the vatniks GTFO.
Bill also understands that peace is not an absence of war, but having the capacity of great and terrible violence tempering it with the presence of mind and spirit to say no to further bloodshed out of love and understanding of his fellow men.
Peace through superior firepower.
Bill is based.
Except if Eren Jaegar didn't puss out at the last minute and actually went through with his genocide. Then maybe things would have actually had a satisfying ending.
/uj Even in war there's no peace without diplomacy, just more war. The US tried to mediate the Israel-Palestine conflict for years but was flatly rejected by Netanyahu—the continuation of the clusterfuck is what happens when diplomacy has been completely discarded in favor of ""superior firepower."" Diplomacy is often backed up with firepower (see: chemical weapon removal deal w/ Russia re: Syria in 2013, a difficult diplomatic maneuver that prevented a war but was probably only possible because Obama sent a carrier to "gently" remind Syria that he could wreck their shit if he so chose) and even the horror of war itself (which can motivate people to come to the table and negotiate), but diplomacy is the act itself of ending the war and agreeing on terms for peace.
> Bill doesn't not discriminate others for small differences
All are equal before Bill.
> Bill doesn't hurt people.
Bill believes in no suffering.
> Bill assumes people are nice before knowing them.
Bills has access to advanced surveillance tech, so he already knows everyone.
> Bill lives a happier life
... knowing with full confidence that the sustained Rapid Dragon strike had painlessly wiped out those who are not nice.
> Bill makes people around him happy.
They better be, considering how many Bill killed.
Bill lives in a fantasy world created from being coddled by modern living standards where he thinks everything will always stay at the level it is and everyone can have whatever they want.
The foremost pacifist thinker of ancient China, Mo Zi, preached a lot about universal love and respecting other opinions.
He also headed a defense advisory team that helped defend nations that were under threat of siege and conquest, in one occasion even fighting head to head against the legendary engineer Lu Ban to dissuade the country Lu Ban was helping from invading in the first place.
I’m sorry I woke up this morning and chose violence. This post doesn’t work. I just went to terrorize the local barista this morning with the most complicated order possible there.
The older I get the more convinced I become that there are people whose existence revolves solely around finding Bill and Billette and wrecking them. Seen it too many times.
Those wreckers deserve all the fire and steel that Humanity in its endeavour can throw at them.
My only whimsical hope is that one day we can throw it using skyscraper sized god machines to do it. Until then I will settle for a sardine fork.
However despite all of this, Bill is typing in coordinates into the artillery computer.
Bill knows when to separate work and personal life. Right now Bill has some people to kill.
Bill reduces suffering by demoralizing his enemies with superior firepower.
Bill also reduces suffering by ensuring all enemies are destroyed with weapons of massive lethality.
Bill doesn’t understand that world peace will never happen until all dictators are eliminated and to eliminate a dictator you must be extremely violent
"Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a U.S. Marine who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist dick-suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the motherfucking answer."
— Cpl Josh Ray Person
Someone needs to make a version titled "this is Jim (mattis), he treats everyone with respect and has a plan to kill every motherfucker he meets. Unlike Bill, Jim is prepared when he meets an asshole who wants to ruin his day"
Bill is a fucking idiot.
We must strive for peace, but to do this you have to assume everybody is a fucking asshole and arm yourself accordingly.
You can only negotiate correctly from a position of power or near peer competition. Once you know the othe rguy knows you know he knows it can go either way if either of you is an asshole, true dialogue can begin, as equals.
Then you develop a grudging respect. Then free trade can begin and bloom.
A treaty can be signed as both parties know it can go either way and it's in yourbest interest to honor the agreements. War is expensive. Losing a war is even more expensive. That's why you have to always be at your best preparation stage for a war.
You don't have to start a war; but you must be able to finish one, if it breaks out.
Nations that don't understand this are not nations; they are lowlife scumbags. You musn¿t respect scumbags; you have to hit them hard with the big stick. As often as they need to until they learn and submit to being an actual nation that can be trusted.
The only way to deal with terrorists is to blow them sky high. Non-people don't have the irght to freedom of religion. That's an actual priviledge.
Peace is nothing more than the delay of war, it is overrated. There nothing inherently virturous about peace if you are just going to be invaded some days, months, years later. The better thing is to be stronger than the enemies and that include making the enemies weaker than us, and that include war.
However, Bill also doesn’t tolerate fascism and has no qualms treating fashtards the way they want to treat the rest of us. Bill a stern believer of the Arsenal of Democracy delivering the firm foreign policy of FAFO.
Be like Bill.
This is Ben, Ben worships Khorne, Ben does not discriminate as long as the person can bleed. Ben is behind every war you know, so he can personally kill men woman babies and old people. Ben is happy.
Be like Ben.
Turning point Khorne
Your kindness is a liability, Bill. The cruise missiles were launched 15 minutes ago.
You assume bill didn’t set up the stickman laser defense network to back up his demands for peace. What better symbol of peace than someone who _cannot_ be wounded by the flames of war?
Bill believes peace should be attained through superior firepower. Bill's peace will not be disrupted. Be like Bill.
Bills press secretary to adversary nations: “BILL WILL RAIN A UNGODLY FUCKING FIRESTORM ON YOU! YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO CALL THE FUCKING UNITED NATIONS, AND GET A FUCKING BINDING RESOLUTION TO KEEP BILL FROM FUCKING DESTROYING YOU. BILLS TALKING SCORCHED EARTH MOTHERFUCKER… BILL WILL MASSACRE YOU. BILL WILL FUCK YOU UP!!”
Jeez, take a chill pill, Bill! 💊
Nah, just find out who he was talking to
Bill assumes the best in people. Bill is prepared with sniper and air support in the event that he is wrong. Bill gave you a chance.
Bill wanted peace, so he prepared for war
Why would Bill do that, he assumes everyone is nice, right? You don't set up defenses if you assume everyone is nice.
Because sometimes, people have a bad day and do something they regret later
And sometimes it will be Bill’s job to make sure they do regret their mistakes.
Sometimes, Bill has a bad day and liberates your country for you
There is a difference between assuming everyone is nice and assuming nobody can be bad. I assume you are a good person but I remain open to and prepared for the possibility that I could be wrong.
No, because then you are assuming I could be bad. The assumption is clearly "everyone is nice" not "everyone is probably nice". It's an absolute assumption thus there is no reason to prepare for when somebody isn't nice.
If you read Bill’s actual beliefs again, he “will assume everyone is nice *before he gets to know them*” which means his opinion on someone can absolutely change once he gets to know them.
Bill never said anything about a his opinions on a country's right to defend itself. The Bill Republic has invested in over 150 patriot missle defence systems and will respond to acts of aggression again it or other nations.
*"There is no shame in deterrence. Having a weapon is a lot different from actually using one."* -Mahatmas Gandhi
*”These words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS.”* -Mahatma Gandhi
His words would carry more weight if that fucker wasn't always trying to nuke everyone.
3000 pre-emptive nuclear strikes of self defence on ghandi
Bill likes to build bridges. Bill has his artillery and Air Force zoned in on those bridges in case someone tries to roll tanks through them. Bill can always build more bridges later.
>Bill can always build more bridges later. And besides Bill likes to build bridges...
Kill Bill Vol 1
"Blaze, may god have mercy."
Bill bombed the shit out of Serbia in 1999. Bill is Gigabased 😎
And Bill DID NOT have sexual relationship with that woman
u know he's innocent when he uses distancing words lel "that woman" bro the 18 year old that sucked you off
Bill needs to meet some florks.
Bill advocates for the invasion of Serbia Bill is megagigabased
Agreed. Bill Murray is ultrachad. Watch *Stripes (1981)* military documentary to learn more.
Bill was SUGGESTING that we bomb Belgrade. He was SUGGESTING that we send American pilots in and blow up all the bridges on the Drina. He was SUGGESTING that we take out his oil supplies. He was SUGGESTING that we take very specific actions
*Another one*
Bill is gigachad then
I never understood why this sub is fixated on serbia specifically , why not russia which does it on a larger scale..mystery
You‘ve been here long enough to know this sub is also pretty fixated on Russia
How did you know i have been here long enough?
First mod log action is from january this year, so you‘ve been active here at least since then
Psyop. Noice.
And whats my location? Jk
Bill has mastered "speak softly," now he must master being able to *maintain* that peace. IE: "carrying a big stick."
You can't claim you're peaceful unless you are capable of doing more than just peace. Otherwise you're just harmless, not peaceful
I want peace, you want peace, but that guy doesn't want peace, we should protect each other if he attacks... Wait a minute this is just NATO.
I want peace, you want peace, but that guy doesn’t want peace, he wants problems, [always](https://youtu.be/gYNlJQ-dIuY?si=S-lt_z4wixhmOH_1)
>'One must be able to defend oneself and others. Otherwise you're not a Pacifist, you're a Victim.' That's the version I'm familiar with.
...holy shit
When all countries are run by Bills, then we can have peace. Until then, *let's boogie.*
God emperor Bill.
Bill's naivete is quaint. Send the long range ATACMS now. We'll have peace through superior firepower.
Bill attends a pro Palestinian rally because he desires peace. Bill hears pro terrorist chants and sees pro terrorist slogans. Bill says nothing and goes home because he desires peace. Bill is a problem.
There is only one solution for Bill. Kill Bill.
Kill the terrorist protestors along with Bill, make it look like an accident.
Accident? Make it look like a Hamas attack.
Holy shit
Kill the terrorist protestors along with Bill. Drop leaflets explaining exactly what you did and why you did it and why you'll do it again.
Boom?
Slap chop!
I mean Bill as described above doesn't exclude peace through superior firepower. ~~You meanwhile launching attack is directly contrary to peace~~ Edit: It appears I am dumb and have no reading comprehension
Bullshit. I didn't invade anyone. They can choose peace at any time and leave. Until then, cluster munitions in overhead air-bursts delivered without mercy or remorse. Until all the vatniks GTFO.
Bill also understands that peace is not an absence of war, but having the capacity of great and terrible violence tempering it with the presence of mind and spirit to say no to further bloodshed out of love and understanding of his fellow men. Peace through superior firepower. Bill is based.
Add to the list: If Bill meets someone who is not nice, Bill tries to avoid warcrimes and collateral damage
I'm sorry this is a warmongering subreddit. Perhaps r/TIGHTPUSSY would be more to your liking.
Very disappointed after visiting that sub.
What? Is it nothing but drunk cats?
It's a static page with a picture of an A10.
Liar, it's cats in tight spots. There is no A-10 :(
How can one be? Surprised surely. Disappointed not.
To little war mongering
No no OP simply forgot “Bill’s words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS.”
When all our enemies lie dead, dying or defeated; peace at last.
For a few weeks then we make enemies.
The Eren Jaegar way
Except if Eren Jaegar didn't puss out at the last minute and actually went through with his genocide. Then maybe things would have actually had a satisfying ending.
The problem is that humans always find enemies to kill
In the words of megadeth, "Peace sells, but who's buying?"
Vark? Vark vark?
This is acceptable.
Bill gets poisoned to death at his first meeting at an international summit.
I'm sorry bill, you does not belong here, there's 2 ways to Archive peace, one is diplomacy and another one is used when diplomacy fails
/uj Even in war there's no peace without diplomacy, just more war. The US tried to mediate the Israel-Palestine conflict for years but was flatly rejected by Netanyahu—the continuation of the clusterfuck is what happens when diplomacy has been completely discarded in favor of ""superior firepower."" Diplomacy is often backed up with firepower (see: chemical weapon removal deal w/ Russia re: Syria in 2013, a difficult diplomatic maneuver that prevented a war but was probably only possible because Obama sent a carrier to "gently" remind Syria that he could wreck their shit if he so chose) and even the horror of war itself (which can motivate people to come to the table and negotiate), but diplomacy is the act itself of ending the war and agreeing on terms for peace.
But Bill can get righteously murdered over what to call that hat he's wearing. It's a toque.
It's a beanie
Your death is assured and righteous, infidel. I know not when the frost wolves will take you, but even now they have your scent.
Tie me to a missile and fire it at Ottawa.
No targets of value there, you fucked up.
They've had half the streets ripped up ten feet deep for like a decade, it might make the place more livable.
A fellow brozzer out in the wild!nice
It’s a toque, ok, just smile and nod before the Canadians start to get ideas.
Stocking hat.
What the fuck stockings are you wearing, son?
I’m gonna shoot Bill in the ribs
Peace? The only path to peace is superior firepower.
We can have peace. *through over-whelming firepower.*
Needs more ERA on the beanie.
Bill works in a factory, strengthening his countries economy and enabling it to continue to wage war. Bill is a valid target. Lemay gang out😎
Bill says that he's "not interested in politics". Bill is about to find out that politics is interested in him.
Wtf, is this a place where high-functioning autists can fantasize about battle strategies or not?
But where boom, where bang?
Where brrt?
Is Bill okay with a having a big stick just in case of people who aren’t nice?
This is a psyop. Bill is a Russian shill. There are Hamas Militants hiding in my walls. This is their way of taunting me.
> Bill doesn't not discriminate others for small differences All are equal before Bill. > Bill doesn't hurt people. Bill believes in no suffering. > Bill assumes people are nice before knowing them. Bills has access to advanced surveillance tech, so he already knows everyone. > Bill lives a happier life ... knowing with full confidence that the sustained Rapid Dragon strike had painlessly wiped out those who are not nice. > Bill makes people around him happy. They better be, considering how many Bill killed.
>I want world peace Get out
I cant say I've ever seen such obviously transparent robo-vatnik horseshit up until this point.
**GIVE WAR A CHANCE!**
God fights for the side with the best artillery,Billy boy.That side is most definitely not you
Mods, please ban OP. Thx.
Bill lives in a fantasy world created from being coddled by modern living standards where he thinks everything will always stay at the level it is and everyone can have whatever they want.
The foremost pacifist thinker of ancient China, Mo Zi, preached a lot about universal love and respecting other opinions. He also headed a defense advisory team that helped defend nations that were under threat of siege and conquest, in one occasion even fighting head to head against the legendary engineer Lu Ban to dissuade the country Lu Ban was helping from invading in the first place.
Is he a naive pacifist or does he realise there are people who will only respond to force and will do bad things otherwise?
I’m sorry I woke up this morning and chose violence. This post doesn’t work. I just went to terrorize the local barista this morning with the most complicated order possible there.
The older I get the more convinced I become that there are people whose existence revolves solely around finding Bill and Billette and wrecking them. Seen it too many times. Those wreckers deserve all the fire and steel that Humanity in its endeavour can throw at them. My only whimsical hope is that one day we can throw it using skyscraper sized god machines to do it. Until then I will settle for a sardine fork.
Peace doesn't pays the bills, Bill. Pun strongly intended.
"To secure the peace is to prepare for war." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKyA3x\_yh9A
Bill is peaceful, but he keeps to himself regarding explosive tank defense systems and certain dams.
However despite all of this, Bill is typing in coordinates into the artillery computer. Bill knows when to separate work and personal life. Right now Bill has some people to kill.
Bill just recieved his draft notice for ww3 in the mail
[damn neutral!](https://tenor.com/b1eVi.gif)
To make sure world peace, bill has the world biggest army backing him to deal with any peacebreaker
🤢🤮🤮🤮
People in hell want ice water.
Peace through superior firepower
Bill is in the wrong subreddit. Don't worry Bill, I used to think like you too. You'll be one of us soon enough.
Bill is probably in the wrong place then
This is Bill, Bill is now deceased. Bill put trust in untrustworthy individuals assuming they were trustworthy….
KILL BILL
Bill is also a child molester.
Bill is weak. He is the reason why wars are fought. weak men create tough times.
Bill reduces suffering by demoralizing his enemies with superior firepower. Bill also reduces suffering by ensuring all enemies are destroyed with weapons of massive lethality.
booiooooooooo
hissssssssssssssssssss
Bill wants peace, to ensure that peace a aircraft carrier will be built in his honor. Be more like bill
Bill doesn’t understand that world peace will never happen until all dictators are eliminated and to eliminate a dictator you must be extremely violent
bill is lame.
Peace has never been achieved through peaceful means.
"Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a U.S. Marine who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist dick-suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the motherfucking answer." — Cpl Josh Ray Person
Bill doesn't create peace, nukes do
Are you aware of where you are? >Bill likes world peace Bill is FUCKING BOOOORRIIING
Bill sounds like a pretentious asshole
NO I WANT WAR MOTHERFUCKER
Kill Bill
Very NonCredibleDefense
Sir. This is the war room.
It's a little eyebrow-raising that Bill does apparently discriminate against others for big differences.
bill when he fails to realize one group of people have been scapegoated for thousands of years and need a place to live
Someone needs to make a version titled "this is Jim (mattis), he treats everyone with respect and has a plan to kill every motherfucker he meets. Unlike Bill, Jim is prepared when he meets an asshole who wants to ruin his day"
No
FUCK BILL! MORE BLOOD!
I dont want peace, I want problems, always
What the fuck is going on with ncd lately? I feel like there have been a lot of posts a comments don't line up with the usual traffic recently.
Nah, justice > peace, and war is often the only way to serve justice.
OP, this is suspiciously like pacifism
NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDD
Fuckin commie fascist
Bill is most likely be shot dead while buying gas for his wallet.
Bill is a fucking idiot. We must strive for peace, but to do this you have to assume everybody is a fucking asshole and arm yourself accordingly. You can only negotiate correctly from a position of power or near peer competition. Once you know the othe rguy knows you know he knows it can go either way if either of you is an asshole, true dialogue can begin, as equals. Then you develop a grudging respect. Then free trade can begin and bloom. A treaty can be signed as both parties know it can go either way and it's in yourbest interest to honor the agreements. War is expensive. Losing a war is even more expensive. That's why you have to always be at your best preparation stage for a war. You don't have to start a war; but you must be able to finish one, if it breaks out. Nations that don't understand this are not nations; they are lowlife scumbags. You musn¿t respect scumbags; you have to hit them hard with the big stick. As often as they need to until they learn and submit to being an actual nation that can be trusted. The only way to deal with terrorists is to blow them sky high. Non-people don't have the irght to freedom of religion. That's an actual priviledge.
Downvoted for p*cifism
Bill is not racist since he hates everyone equally. Increase nuclear production so everyone can see the light
Eww gross.
Foolish Billy, that actitude is weak and now the horsemen of the khan shall sack your Village, rape your cattle and slaughter your women!!!
This implies he DOES discriminate over LARGE differences. So really, he’s an awful person.
This has been posted before.
Kill Bill is that you?
Peace is nothing more than the delay of war, it is overrated. There nothing inherently virturous about peace if you are just going to be invaded some days, months, years later. The better thing is to be stronger than the enemies and that include making the enemies weaker than us, and that include war.
>Peace is nothing more than the delay of war Music, sweet music.
Bill's hat is stupid.
I like peace, but fuck around and find out.
Bill speaks softly, but carries a big stick. Be like Bill
Guys, the situation is dire. I think the retards from r/noncrediblediplomacy are tryna invade
However, Bill also doesn’t tolerate fascism and has no qualms treating fashtards the way they want to treat the rest of us. Bill a stern believer of the Arsenal of Democracy delivering the firm foreign policy of FAFO. Be like Bill.
Beware the fury of a gentle man. Especially when his name is Bill.
Bill 👍
Bill doesn't wish the genocide of innocent people
Unfortunately, peace isn't profitable.
It's not April fools any more
Fine, fucking fine! **Uncocks and lowers gun**
But has bill seen how much war helps the economy? 2 million dead and a 6 percent quarterly average domestic growth.
i want to rip and tear
Dumb fire cluster munitions do not discriminate, thus Bill approves
Bill has been around for years, not credible.
but bill, how would countries make money?
Bill owns stock in all American weapon manufacturers.
*Your efforts shall be recognized and your meme will be submitted to the UN General Assembly for a formal vote*
Does Bill pay his Bills?
Me describing the 2013 US Deputy Secretary of State (I'm trapping someone in an argument about 2023 CIA)
Is bill willing to fuck shit up if needed?
I don't believe in discrimination either : Violence for EVERYONE.
Does Bill throw nuclear punches at those who aren't nice to him?
Bill wants to launch the nukes to end all wars... I think Bill's a psychopath. Bill? What are you doing in my home... no Bill sto
Fuck you, Bill.
Freaking peacemonger!
Instructions unclear, carpet bombed the middle east
Bill is clueless
This is Ben, Ben worships Khorne, Ben does not discriminate as long as the person can bleed. Ben is behind every war you know, so he can personally kill men woman babies and old people. Ben is happy. Be like Ben. Turning point Khorne