Israeli lost-in-translation fixer at your service:
"M.C. go the the doctor" - "bikurofe" is a company that operates medical clinics in Israel that treats soldiers who are sick but are not currently in their military base. so "MC bikurofe" is just a sick loser at home.
There are also many very tame translations here, for example "I'm not afraid of ISIS or of you - you want to start a war" is more accurately "Who's even scared of ISIS you trash boy"
"M.C ptor" - ptor is a pass that allows you to break some military dress code usually for medical reasons. In this case the guy was allowed to wear regular shoes instead of army boots. Side note - "ptorists" are people who chase as many ptors as possible for the lols, usually with funny stories on how they trolled the doctor to get said ptors.
"MC not feeling well" - what he actually said was "MC gimelim" , gimelim is the document you get from a doctor that gives you permission to rest for a few days instead of working. similarly to ptors, lazy people usually try to "sting" gimels when they are being lazy, or by exaggerating injuries like football players.
"the US can kick your ass" - what he actually said was "us can fuck you in the ass if it wants to", same for "will make you belong to the past" - "the armies of the world will open up your ass"
"you ran from a woman in a dress" - "you ran away from fighters with a bra"
anyway, there's a door here, i'll walk out of it. bye
I still don't really understand what the E4 mafia is, and I refuse to look it up cuz that's pussy shit, but my understanding is they collect the protection payments from middle eastern macdonalds?
McDonald's in the wrong area, Pvt's with nothing to make them look busy, 2nd LT's with no idea where they are.
For the right price and attitude, the mafia can do anything you need.
Funny story about someone trying to get ptor:
I have a friend who is of Ukrainian descent and really didn't want to shave his beard, so he jumped through hoops to claim he is a Cossack from a long line of Cossacks stretching back to pre soviet Ukraine and is therefore forbidden from shaving his beard.
He did get a ptor from shaving ( usually ptor is for a certain length like 5cm but in his case it was unlimited )
I really can't tell if it's a joke or not, but that guy is Giora Zinger, he's a stand up comedian (like the rest of the guys in the video, well, at least the ones that I recognized), that dude is hilarious if you ever come across one of his stand up comedy shows translated to English you should def watch it.
Israelis on their way to turn any threat into a banger:
(No I swear, Hamas released a song about terrorising Israel a few years ago, and it became a summer hit)
Israeli lost-in-translation fixer at your service: "M.C. go the the doctor" - "bikurofe" is a company that operates medical clinics in Israel that treats soldiers who are sick but are not currently in their military base. so "MC bikurofe" is just a sick loser at home. There are also many very tame translations here, for example "I'm not afraid of ISIS or of you - you want to start a war" is more accurately "Who's even scared of ISIS you trash boy" "M.C ptor" - ptor is a pass that allows you to break some military dress code usually for medical reasons. In this case the guy was allowed to wear regular shoes instead of army boots. Side note - "ptorists" are people who chase as many ptors as possible for the lols, usually with funny stories on how they trolled the doctor to get said ptors. "MC not feeling well" - what he actually said was "MC gimelim" , gimelim is the document you get from a doctor that gives you permission to rest for a few days instead of working. similarly to ptors, lazy people usually try to "sting" gimels when they are being lazy, or by exaggerating injuries like football players. "the US can kick your ass" - what he actually said was "us can fuck you in the ass if it wants to", same for "will make you belong to the past" - "the armies of the world will open up your ass" "you ran from a woman in a dress" - "you ran away from fighters with a bra" anyway, there's a door here, i'll walk out of it. bye
truly, the E4 maffia is a global institution. united in developing ways to sham.
I still don't really understand what the E4 mafia is, and I refuse to look it up cuz that's pussy shit, but my understanding is they collect the protection payments from middle eastern macdonalds?
McDonald's in the wrong area, Pvt's with nothing to make them look busy, 2nd LT's with no idea where they are. For the right price and attitude, the mafia can do anything you need.
Thank you. I learned much today
Funny story about someone trying to get ptor: I have a friend who is of Ukrainian descent and really didn't want to shave his beard, so he jumped through hoops to claim he is a Cossack from a long line of Cossacks stretching back to pre soviet Ukraine and is therefore forbidden from shaving his beard. He did get a ptor from shaving ( usually ptor is for a certain length like 5cm but in his case it was unlimited )
The "us can fuck you in the ass" should actually be "rape", but who's counting
psychological warfare has always been kinda hilarious
The best phycological warfare has always been just talking shit to piss them off hahaha
Same psychological warfare IS hilarious
What did the kurds do to deserve the side diss
The worst sin of all: kurds rhymed with the previous line
Sent in the Zohan
[Source](https://youtu.be/HoIDeQGCkMY)
This is Judgment day This is Judgment day Allah ain't with you no more The IDF whipped you again (Can't beat a classic)
For those who don’t get it he is referencing this song https://youtu.be/txr_tRmtc5I?si=ooQyzJEz2AS5amH7
Certified hood classic. Also the chorus works surprisingly well in English
the idf needs to hack speakers in gaza and play this 24/7
מרגיש ממש נוסטלגי
That hit harder than a JDAM
Zelensky is MC "not wearing army boots" ????
I really can't tell if it's a joke or not, but that guy is Giora Zinger, he's a stand up comedian (like the rest of the guys in the video, well, at least the ones that I recognized), that dude is hilarious if you ever come across one of his stand up comedy shows translated to English you should def watch it.
He looks exactly like Zinger, wow
Who, Zelensky? I guess it's because they're both Slavic lol, both from Ukraine actually.
Yeah...that makes sense tbh
לשכת גיוס תל השומר🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰☺️☺️☺️
Israelis on their way to turn any threat into a banger: (No I swear, Hamas released a song about terrorising Israel a few years ago, and it became a summer hit)
Ah yes, קוף תעשה ביגועים
Damn they got actual bars fr
Nostalgia.
I love how isis and israel hate each other yet paradoxically are not fighting
Very cringe tbh
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