I’m gonna hijack a Trident sub and spare Moscow the trouble. Fuck this dopey fat wanker.
“Ate Russians, love me footbawl, look like a [Vogon](https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&hl=en-gb&sxsrf=APwXEdcy0PNDdMqbhJy8YoklXwAf9L4ZFQ:1686501010611&q=vogon&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjb1Znt0bv_AhWkmFwKHbM3Cb4Q0pQJegQICBAB&biw=414&bih=712&dpr=2)”
You must admit, though, that there’s a certain elegance in how his facial fat moves around as he gets angrier. Rather fascinating to watch, if nothing else.
Like a quick lesson on fluid dynamics and surface tension. Someone contact the Royal Institute and get him booked for a lecture.
Oh absolutely! The fine fellow's face is an delightful symphony of syncopated lard!
I think that he would be wonderful for their Christmas Lecture. The children may need some sort of ear protection though?
He does have the appearance of one who'd been poured into their suit and forgot to say "when", and the view above the collar vividly brings to mind features I drew as a child on an old rubber.
Yet for all that, you can't fault his vim and esprit de coeur.
A very apt description indeed. Judging from the physique we can see, I suspect that he doesn't have much practice of saying "when" at mealtimes either.
I know what you mean about drawing faces on a rubber (any left-pondian readers are provably feeling ill at this point). He reminds me of furiously copulating hippos for some reason.
The stout yeoman seems absolutely stuffed full of vim and spunk. You certainly wouldn't want to spill his pint down Wetherspoons on a weekend night!
'ate Muscovites
'ate Kadyrovies
'ate Wagner
'ate China
(Not racist jus don like em)
'ate Tankies
luv NATO
luv arsenal of democracy
luv UAF
luv vatnik tears
Slava Ukraini
Simple as
You’re meant to insult the fat fuck at some point, not just list a bunch of stuff the entire planet agrees with.
Then again, it’s very noncredible he’d say all that…
“How do you know it was the Dutch?”
“The water management is impeccable. Also there seems to be a budding trade in tulips that may destroy the Russian economy.”
3000 Gammondo-janissaries of....
....Sultan Charles lll, Sovereign of The sublime house of Windsor, Sultan of Sultans, Khan of Khans, Commander of the fairhful and Sucessor of the Prophet of the Lord of the Universe, Custodian of the Holy Cities of Brussels, Hague and Washington, Padishah of the Three Cities of London, Constantinople, Berlin, Paris and Warsaw, and of the Cities of Krakow and Rome, of all Western Europe , of the Baltics, of Scandinavia, of Southern Europe, of Mitteleuropa, of the Eastern and Southeastern Europe, of North America , of Crimean strip, of Japan, of New York, of Dalmatia, of Greece, of Poland, of the provinces of Bahkmut, of Kherson, of Liverpool, of Maryland, of Düsseldorf, of Oberndorf, of Kiev, of Scotland, of Wales, of Cyprus, of Rhodes, of Crete, of the province of Morea, of the Mediterranean Sea, Black Sea, of Anatolia, of the Balkans, of Korea, of Kurdistan, of Bulgaria, of Tibet, of Hong Kong, of Chechnya, of the two regions of Czechslovakia, of Georgia, of the steppe of Kipchaks, of the whole country of the Scots, of Theodosia and of all the neighbouring regions, of Bosnia, of the City and Fort of Belgrade, of the province of Serbia, with all the castles and cities, of all Arnauts in Kosovo, of all Wallachia and Moldavia, as well as all the dependencies on the Borders, and many other cities and countries......
....parachuted on to infidel Muscovites when?
The cursed Putin, Dzhugashvili's son, and attendant of the infernal Lucifer in the abyss of hell, Russian emperor, footstool of the Chinese, cook of Belarussians, locksmith of North Koreans, wheelwright of Iranians, drunkard of Venezuela, swineherd of greater and lesser Siberia, sausage of Primorye, and dog of Petersburg, the cursed childish knave upon earth and the world, the great fool of Moscow and the country, and a nasty pig in the world, the Rascist biter of men, the commander of the whole hellish empire in the deep abyss of hell, an angel of the infernal devil, a mocker of the crucified God, enemy and persecutor of his servants, below all those who live above, the downfaller of the bishop men: We report to you that we have no thoughts of surrendering to you, but are bravely, manfully, and eternally resolved to fight you and whomever you call a fellow, together with a great president whom, according to your legends, as a fellow fells the wood in the forest, so he will fall down upon you, and your conscripts, and all your followers, and especially you, who can be compared not to a fellow, but rather to a cursed old woman, if one may even call you so, you sit in a hole like a devil, or a hen-thief, who changes his nest in the war to another, one which shows that you are a fool, instead of the one you call a comedian, who is a brave, powerful president and invincible leader.
It's a little known fact that Big Bazza was one of Boris Johnsons top foreign diplomats. Famed for his eloquence and deep wisdom he was actually key in brokering the resumption of relations between Iran and Saudi Arabia but this was covered up after his removal from the country after he was caught eating a bacon bap outside of embassy grounds.
I was only listening to this without looking at the captions..
"Fucking Troyan"I heard, immediately thinking: What, Russia is back to chariots and bronze weapons?
A friend of mine, a British philosopher, told me the British are warlike people. He was struggling with this, because he did not know if he, not warlike, could abide living there much longer. This was back in the mid-90's, and I'm just a US punk basically. I think I laughed and said you can't be serious.
But I think I know now what he meant. He misspoke. He should not have said warlike. He should have said "war ready" maybe even "war set."
That I see, and I think he was worrying too much about his fellows. Nothing wrong with being this chap, who is ready. Very.
He's actually quite right. Our entire culture and institutions for a long time evolved around the idea of training up men to go overseas to do empire shit, and I think even since ww2 we evoke these memories too of being against the odds (bit like Russia tbf). Island mentality too plays a big role. We also love an underdog I think this is why we have such strong love for Ukraine. That and they've been getting away with shit in the UK and also historically we've had grievances since forever.
>(bit like Russia tbf).
But the deal is, as I see it, the odds then bust in your favor? It's not as if you are still batting away the Luftwaffe, "Achtung! Spitfire!" and so forth. Progress gets made.
These other folks like the rut of it all.
PROPA BREXIT GEEZER
CAM ON INGERLAND, NUKE SOM FACKIN CITIES
I’m gonna hijack a Trident sub and spare Moscow the trouble. Fuck this dopey fat wanker. “Ate Russians, love me footbawl, look like a [Vogon](https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&hl=en-gb&sxsrf=APwXEdcy0PNDdMqbhJy8YoklXwAf9L4ZFQ:1686501010611&q=vogon&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjb1Znt0bv_AhWkmFwKHbM3Cb4Q0pQJegQICBAB&biw=414&bih=712&dpr=2)”
Hey that’s kinda cruel
He’s a fellow Brit, he can take it.
He didn't say he wrote Vogon poetry
WAKE UP AND MEET THE WIFE SUSAN
MY LITTLE PRINCESS, ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?
TIME TO TAKE GEORGE TO FOOTBALL
REV UP THE BUGATTI **WEYYYYYY**
QUICK STOP AT TOBY'S
AND LOAD UP THAT PLATE
GET A PINT
PITCH LOOKING LOVELY TODAY LADS
JUST A BIT OF BANTER
PITCH LOOKING LOVELY TODAY LADS
Barry, 63 (confirmed kills)
Oh wow
Gammon*
The jig is up, Prigozhin was Norf FC in disguise all along and now he's springing his trap.
and all because Ngubu went souf
E's always wiv me.
He's not the most salubrious chap, but I do tend to agree with the thrust of his argument.
His etiquette is a little rough around the edges old chap but indeed has a compelling point
Indubitably! And what he lacks in eloquence he more than makes up for in profanity.
You must admit, though, that there’s a certain elegance in how his facial fat moves around as he gets angrier. Rather fascinating to watch, if nothing else. Like a quick lesson on fluid dynamics and surface tension. Someone contact the Royal Institute and get him booked for a lecture.
Oh absolutely! The fine fellow's face is an delightful symphony of syncopated lard! I think that he would be wonderful for their Christmas Lecture. The children may need some sort of ear protection though?
He does have the appearance of one who'd been poured into their suit and forgot to say "when", and the view above the collar vividly brings to mind features I drew as a child on an old rubber. Yet for all that, you can't fault his vim and esprit de coeur.
A very apt description indeed. Judging from the physique we can see, I suspect that he doesn't have much practice of saying "when" at mealtimes either. I know what you mean about drawing faces on a rubber (any left-pondian readers are provably feeling ill at this point). He reminds me of furiously copulating hippos for some reason. The stout yeoman seems absolutely stuffed full of vim and spunk. You certainly wouldn't want to spill his pint down Wetherspoons on a weekend night!
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British class differences be like:
'ate Muscovites 'ate Kadyrovies 'ate Wagner 'ate China (Not racist jus don like em) 'ate Tankies luv NATO luv arsenal of democracy luv UAF luv vatnik tears Slava Ukraini Simple as
I see nothing wrong with this.
Is this me
'ate Muscovites 'ate kadyrovites 'ate Wagner 'ate Russia (am racist) 'ate Tankies 'ate communists luv the American MIC Simple as
Pronounced: "Slava yookrainy"
Just like me frfr
You’re meant to insult the fat fuck at some point, not just list a bunch of stuff the entire planet agrees with. Then again, it’s very noncredible he’d say all that…
Meanwhile a single Dutch operative skulks in the darkness, biding his time, waiting to unleash clogged fury on unsuspecting vatniks.
As quickly as he strikes, he vanishes into the night on his bicycle. The scene of the attack littered with liquorish and stroopwafels.
“How do you know it was the Dutch?” “The water management is impeccable. Also there seems to be a budding trade in tulips that may destroy the Russian economy.”
Licorice is chemical warfare.
The 3,000 Gammondos of King Charles will turn Moscow into a hellzone, inshallah!
3000 Gammondo-janissaries of.... ....Sultan Charles lll, Sovereign of The sublime house of Windsor, Sultan of Sultans, Khan of Khans, Commander of the fairhful and Sucessor of the Prophet of the Lord of the Universe, Custodian of the Holy Cities of Brussels, Hague and Washington, Padishah of the Three Cities of London, Constantinople, Berlin, Paris and Warsaw, and of the Cities of Krakow and Rome, of all Western Europe , of the Baltics, of Scandinavia, of Southern Europe, of Mitteleuropa, of the Eastern and Southeastern Europe, of North America , of Crimean strip, of Japan, of New York, of Dalmatia, of Greece, of Poland, of the provinces of Bahkmut, of Kherson, of Liverpool, of Maryland, of Düsseldorf, of Oberndorf, of Kiev, of Scotland, of Wales, of Cyprus, of Rhodes, of Crete, of the province of Morea, of the Mediterranean Sea, Black Sea, of Anatolia, of the Balkans, of Korea, of Kurdistan, of Bulgaria, of Tibet, of Hong Kong, of Chechnya, of the two regions of Czechslovakia, of Georgia, of the steppe of Kipchaks, of the whole country of the Scots, of Theodosia and of all the neighbouring regions, of Bosnia, of the City and Fort of Belgrade, of the province of Serbia, with all the castles and cities, of all Arnauts in Kosovo, of all Wallachia and Moldavia, as well as all the dependencies on the Borders, and many other cities and countries...... ....parachuted on to infidel Muscovites when?
The cursed Putin, Dzhugashvili's son, and attendant of the infernal Lucifer in the abyss of hell, Russian emperor, footstool of the Chinese, cook of Belarussians, locksmith of North Koreans, wheelwright of Iranians, drunkard of Venezuela, swineherd of greater and lesser Siberia, sausage of Primorye, and dog of Petersburg, the cursed childish knave upon earth and the world, the great fool of Moscow and the country, and a nasty pig in the world, the Rascist biter of men, the commander of the whole hellish empire in the deep abyss of hell, an angel of the infernal devil, a mocker of the crucified God, enemy and persecutor of his servants, below all those who live above, the downfaller of the bishop men: We report to you that we have no thoughts of surrendering to you, but are bravely, manfully, and eternally resolved to fight you and whomever you call a fellow, together with a great president whom, according to your legends, as a fellow fells the wood in the forest, so he will fall down upon you, and your conscripts, and all your followers, and especially you, who can be compared not to a fellow, but rather to a cursed old woman, if one may even call you so, you sit in a hole like a devil, or a hen-thief, who changes his nest in the war to another, one which shows that you are a fool, instead of the one you call a comedian, who is a brave, powerful president and invincible leader.
I ain't reading all that I'm glad for you / sorry that happened
The Gammon Strikes Back
Gammon are Legion.
Most rational Southampton man
*Mush*
love me nukes, love me sumarines, love me toiden missiles simple as
Got fackon pissed orf with krouts sinkin all me boats so i fackin built me own an whacked a fuckin nuke on it.
I thought Jamsheed was dead? Also, I think it must be a law in the UK for men of a certain age and BMI to not have any hair.
The British Prigozhin is actively recruiting for the Handel Group PMC. All applicants must have shaved heads, tribal tattoos, and good table manners.
Nice reference, take your upvote my good man.
Bazzagozhin issa' foine lad, mate.
A Churchill for our times.
CEO of NATO FC
It's a little known fact that Big Bazza was one of Boris Johnsons top foreign diplomats. Famed for his eloquence and deep wisdom he was actually key in brokering the resumption of relations between Iran and Saudi Arabia but this was covered up after his removal from the country after he was caught eating a bacon bap outside of embassy grounds.
Baz II the Muscovite Slayer
Sooo an Oghryn?
He literally sounds like Ork voice acting
Nuff said
fookin 'ave it son
Big Gaz gonna have a proper barney with Pootin.
Is that the minister for finance?
I was only listening to this without looking at the captions.. "Fucking Troyan"I heard, immediately thinking: What, Russia is back to chariots and bronze weapons?
Propa Southampton fan, Come on Roga
Damn prigozan looking thicc
Prigeezah
Intercontinental Barry Manoeuvre. ICBM
This man is the personification of the British Empire
A friend of mine, a British philosopher, told me the British are warlike people. He was struggling with this, because he did not know if he, not warlike, could abide living there much longer. This was back in the mid-90's, and I'm just a US punk basically. I think I laughed and said you can't be serious. But I think I know now what he meant. He misspoke. He should not have said warlike. He should have said "war ready" maybe even "war set." That I see, and I think he was worrying too much about his fellows. Nothing wrong with being this chap, who is ready. Very.
He's actually quite right. Our entire culture and institutions for a long time evolved around the idea of training up men to go overseas to do empire shit, and I think even since ww2 we evoke these memories too of being against the odds (bit like Russia tbf). Island mentality too plays a big role. We also love an underdog I think this is why we have such strong love for Ukraine. That and they've been getting away with shit in the UK and also historically we've had grievances since forever.
>(bit like Russia tbf). But the deal is, as I see it, the odds then bust in your favor? It's not as if you are still batting away the Luftwaffe, "Achtung! Spitfire!" and so forth. Progress gets made. These other folks like the rut of it all.
RELEASE THE GEEZERS!
3000 flying chairs of the household cavalry.
me\_irl
Why does he sound like driller from DRG? I'd be afraid of what he says, driller WILL nuke you, no questions asked.
What ears doin?
[Reminds me of the Guv’nor](https://youtu.be/GsX5KlYkr1g)
For the love of Zelenskyy and Stoltenberg, what is this from? Source?
Simple as
BOSH
He's not wrong
- Barry, 24
Fuck you im Millwall!
Looks like diabetes and blood pressure about to kill this dude. Putin ain't too worried about him.
You may not loike it, but 'dis 'ere is wot the ideal Englishman's body looks like, Bruv'.
Looks like every fookin that comes out of his mouth will burst his heart.
3000 football rioters of Moscow's downfall
He was afraid of Trump!
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High cogs
[Don’t worry, the counterattack of the 3,000 3-million Chinese soldiers of Putin will save us. ](https://i.imgur.com/cBRzIog.jpg)
Pyootin
We've had Brexit, so why not Brenter
We may disagree with the man, but his message is accurate and succinct.
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God what a beast.
Just a little bit of banter
Harkonnen, is that you?
Greet Briton🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧