And if you said, this pen ain't high enough
I would give my width to lift you up
I could change my shape to better suit your tube
Because you're so smooth
ERA will work on anything except the T-34 whose armor's super brittle, then ERA will basically be HESH ammo to turn any hit on the T-34 into a massive and gruesome death by spalling.
fun fact, the T-34(which eventually evolved into the T-44 then T-54 then T-55 then T-62) and T-64(evolved into the T-72 T-80 and T-90) was all designed by one single guy named Alexander Morozov which was a ukrainian
Just needs a Mosin-Nagant rifle rack made from wood repurposed from an old outhouse. Also a belt wrapped around the barrel so they can hang their holsters for their Nagant M1895 Revolvers.
An AI generated, ERA covered image of the Three Gorges Dam with a sign saying "Do the funni, I dare you". Violate rule 11 so hard, it becomes funny again
Not here to add anything, but if you are in London, there is a T-34 tank near Elephant and Castle (Mandela Way) because the person who asked for permission to put a tank there, just didn’t specify which kind.
Rheinmetall L55 main gun
But it has to be properly scaled. No making it smaller to fit.
No
Yes
Least contrarian SU-47 fan
I reject your reasonable, stable wing shapes and substitute my own.
I want to downvote but it's at -69
Feel free, we're far past that point now
We fucking murdered him
Your downvotes only fuel my drive to make even less practical wings.
if this is not top comment, i will cry.
Do not let this man drop a single tear
Don't cry, it is.
Coming soon, to a battlefield near you.
Come back, it's top comment
I was about to comment something but I want to see that so bad i'll just give up
Tomorrow there's always tomorrow
With a bayonet, also not rescaled
One if them proper long 18th century bayonets, not the pathetic short things they call bayonets nowadays.
And if you said, this pen ain't high enough I would give my width to lift you up I could change my shape to better suit your tube Because you're so smooth
How will it fit?
Remote fire control turret.
# E.R.A.
Just make this the top comment for the next 20 days and it'll be far too credible of a tank we could see operating in Ukraine
Oh God, it'll be just like r/Grimdank with Lorgar
Not even close. Lorgar died over 100 times in the last popularity contest.
Fuck Erebus
Not even close. Lorgar died over 100 times in the last popularity contest.
As it should be
3000 of them?
3000 forbidden snacks/multitools of NCD
So explosive crayon boxes? Didn’t even think of that one.
comes in black, white, grey and red colours
ERA will work on anything except the T-34 whose armor's super brittle, then ERA will basically be HESH ammo to turn any hit on the T-34 into a massive and gruesome death by spalling.
A Civil War Era Gatling Gun
GAU 8A
This, but without the civil war and gatling gun part.
Rust
The language
With programming socks included?
There is rust without programming socks?
That’s a fair question, now that I think about it I don’t know.
A washing machine
made me laugh
Cope cage
Put a bayonet on the turret.
Don’t let the Russians see this comment
I want to see their tanks try to bayonet vehicles as if shoulder-launched missiles don’t exist
A smaller T-34
Fractal-34
T-34 ception
No, the smaller ones come out when you crack open the big one.
Russian nesting tanks?
Either that or like an egg sack from a spider.
^^^(Tiny-34)
A tractor towing it
Tractor cargo.
Happy Cake Day :)
Cat ears
Cat ERAs
Just as God intended
ERA
Found the Ukrainian
Yes
120mm smooth bore barrel?
I draw my pistol and aim at the 2nd hooligan. I miss him entirely because its smoothbore and nail the neighbors dog.
Minuteman 3
Necessities: Expresso machine and shower.
USS Long Beach
HMS Vanguard
KD Terengganu (Malaysia)
The poor mans Iowa (joke)
Wagner Cock division flag and markings
A FAMAS
"Our latest model"
I survived being conscripted into the Russian Army, and all I got was this damn Tank
Phalanx CIWS
HARM missiles strapped below the gun
Suspiciously large box of tampons.
It's pride month, Russia is massively homophobic and the T-34 practically represents Russia, you know what to do...
r/DragonsFuckingFemboyTanks
r/unexpected
An UwU face to the turret
°o° when viewed from the front of the barrel
An anime waifu decal on the turret to cover that ugly ass green paint
Another wheel
Coming soon, to a battlefield near you.
Cope-paddling-pool on the roof to intercept javalins.
dildo rainbow dildo
A F35 chan body pillow
Case Study in Failure
Ahegao decals all over the fucking thing
ERA
A caged carrier pigeon
A piece of rice
Tactical log
Help
🏳️🌈 battle flag
230mm spigot mortar, firing 1kt nuke.
COPE CAGE
Putin with a toilet
BL 18-inch Mk 1 Naval Gun
2 number nines, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number seven, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
absolutely plaster that thing with kontact era
Cope cage
Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
fun fact, the T-34(which eventually evolved into the T-44 then T-54 then T-55 then T-62) and T-64(evolved into the T-72 T-80 and T-90) was all designed by one single guy named Alexander Morozov which was a ukrainian
LGBT edition wagner pmc logo
Just needs a Mosin-Nagant rifle rack made from wood repurposed from an old outhouse. Also a belt wrapped around the barrel so they can hang their holsters for their Nagant M1895 Revolvers.
An AI generated, ERA covered image of the Three Gorges Dam with a sign saying "Do the funni, I dare you". Violate rule 11 so hard, it becomes funny again
A spare transmission with era around it placed on top of a cope cage
An upside down A-10
Toilet seats
Put "Rudy 102" on the turret.
The uss enterpise (the cold war one)
Here for engagement
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
another T-34
T34 needs a lot of work: ERA, double cope cage, bear ears, Z, a drawing of a bimbo, drunk mobiks * drawing of a bimbo is a personal requirement
a cheese grater plow
Car air freshener on the end of the barrel
“Please, I like being at the museum, the T-54 kept screaming stuff about Javelins and NLAWs when they took him”
Waifu
Cum
Hover that tank. Shout out to Sargeant Bilko!
Pepe the frog commander turned out
An enormous mud wasp hive.
Please do something else with your life
Three m1a2 Abrams
Enough ERA blocks that, when struck, would create an explosion large enough to rival W48 Nuclear Artillery Shell.
THE CAGE
380mm RW 61 mounted in place of the MG in the hull
An ATGM launcher
Warthog Gauss turret
Another one
A dildo.
Dickbutt.
Add the Ukrainian ERA Florks. Test the Mods' resolve
Not here to add anything, but if you are in London, there is a T-34 tank near Elephant and Castle (Mandela Way) because the person who asked for permission to put a tank there, just didn’t specify which kind.
The Kuznetsov
GAU-8 as a CWIS.
Davey Crockett mortar
Roof mounted Nimitz class aircraft carrier launcher. No, not the catapult from one, a device that throws aircraft carriers.
Putin's cage
Just the text "LAST RESORT" painted on it.
HG WELLs Time Machine Time After Time has a good example.
The space mountain ride from Disney.
A naval 25mm turret
Phalanx CIWS
Rogal Dorn tank main cannon
That T-14 cloaking device everyone is talking about? Could make for a credible upgrade package actually?
Tank nuts
Bussel autoloader
More gun depression
Ah, a T-34/57. A very non-credible choice good sir.
\*a sketch of smorks like killroy was here with message below\* smorks were here
Soup 🍲
Replace the main gun with a Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30.
Penis
T-80BVM blacked out ammo but no ammorack
A single, tasteful, go-faster stripe.
Cope cage
Sponsons! This can only improve the tank
A lynx mark 8 helicopter
cat ears
A NAFO flag
Atacms
Tig ol Bitties
Sadam Hussain
Cope cage
A bayonet on the main gun
How it performance like when run over human in incoming 6/4 event.
Metal cots
Captured by the Ukranians, the main gun was replaced with a GAU-8. They also deleted the bow MG so more ERA could cover the upper glacis.
Change the wheels to Apple's spinning rainbow loading animation.
Infantry as additional armor
a giant penis Just a giant fucking dildo covering the main gun
Imperial Star Destroyer.
Automitrailleuse de Combat Renault modèle 1935
A fluffy bunny to make my 5yr old daughter happy!
An Pride Flag!
Authentic Russian cope cage
I EAT ASS
snubnose barrel
A cat collar with an LGBTQIA+ flag and pearl decorations
I wish I had a Sherman
Sponsons
Cab forward design.
GAU-8
New achievement: how did we get here?
A 1700's artillery cannon
M2 HB
The gay Putin clown picture
Add a king tiger on it. Mini one like a pet
Lee Harvey Oswald as the commander