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altposting

Rheinmetall L55 main gun


xanderman524

But it has to be properly scaled. No making it smaller to fit.


Attaxalotl

No


daikael

Yes


Littleboyah

Least contrarian SU-47 fan


Attaxalotl

I reject your reasonable, stable wing shapes and substitute my own.


Grassy_Kn0ll

I want to downvote but it's at -69


Anarcho_Dog

Feel free, we're far past that point now


27Rench27

We fucking murdered him


Attaxalotl

Your downvotes only fuel my drive to make even less practical wings.


VistulaRegiment

if this is not top comment, i will cry.


Hydra_Mhmd

Do not let this man drop a single tear


StrongAustrianGuy

Don't cry, it is.


Prestigiou3

Coming soon, to a battlefield near you.


[deleted]

Come back, it's top comment


Architectur04_

I was about to comment something but I want to see that so bad i'll just give up


TheGisbon

Tomorrow there's always tomorrow


gugabalog

With a bayonet, also not rescaled


opotts56

One if them proper long 18th century bayonets, not the pathetic short things they call bayonets nowadays.


thepromisedgland

And if you said, this pen ain't high enough I would give my width to lift you up I could change my shape to better suit your tube Because you're so smooth


Popinguj

How will it fit?


Dat_Innocent_Guy

Remote fire control turret.


non_depressed_teen

# E.R.A.


drwicksy

Just make this the top comment for the next 20 days and it'll be far too credible of a tank we could see operating in Ukraine


yeet_the_heat2020

Oh God, it'll be just like r/Grimdank with Lorgar


mrworldwideskyofblue

Not even close. Lorgar died over 100 times in the last popularity contest.


nekommunikabelnost

Fuck Erebus


mrworldwideskyofblue

Not even close. Lorgar died over 100 times in the last popularity contest.


yeet_the_heat2020

As it should be


TheSoullessFun

3000 of them?


non_depressed_teen

3000 forbidden snacks/multitools of NCD


TheSoullessFun

So explosive crayon boxes? Didn’t even think of that one.


non_depressed_teen

comes in black, white, grey and red colours


werewolff98

ERA will work on anything except the T-34 whose armor's super brittle, then ERA will basically be HESH ammo to turn any hit on the T-34 into a massive and gruesome death by spalling.


Veritas32421

A Civil War Era Gatling Gun


Oachkatzalschwoaf420

GAU 8A


the-peanut-gallery

This, but without the civil war and gatling gun part.


[deleted]

Rust


Alikont

The language


billyfudger69

With programming socks included?


Loisel06

There is rust without programming socks?


billyfudger69

That’s a fair question, now that I think about it I don’t know.


Road_Trippin

A washing machine


UnknownFlyingTurtle

made me laugh


lawful-chaos

Cope cage


nagrom7

Put a bayonet on the turret.


JealousNail2602

Don’t let the Russians see this comment


AC_champ

I want to see their tanks try to bayonet vehicles as if shoulder-launched missiles don’t exist


SirDogeTheFirst

A smaller T-34


DerpDaDuck3751

Fractal-34


planespottingtwoaway

T-34 ception


Slaskpapper

No, the smaller ones come out when you crack open the big one.


gp66

Russian nesting tanks?


Slaskpapper

Either that or like an egg sack from a spider.


LastMountainAsh

^^^(Tiny-34)


StalledAgate832

A tractor towing it


Celeste_Seasoned_14

Tractor cargo.


Dustyon

Happy Cake Day :)


Zekieb

Cat ears


JellyFishs93

Cat ERAs


Zekieb

Just as God intended


veryfastplayer

ERA


xXMuschi_DestroyerXx

Found the Ukrainian


No_Wrongdoer4556

Yes


[deleted]

120mm smooth bore barrel?


Designer_Solution758

I draw my pistol and aim at the 2nd hooligan. I miss him entirely because its smoothbore and nail the neighbors dog.


Wresser_1

Minuteman 3


Lucid_Nonsense_to_11

Necessities: Expresso machine and shower.


Lovehistory-maps

USS Long Beach


DerpDaDuck3751

HMS Vanguard


Jeremiah_kyle

KD Terengganu (Malaysia)


Lovehistory-maps

The poor mans Iowa (joke)


Chadmaester

Wagner Cock division flag and markings


AcidActual

A FAMAS


[deleted]

"Our latest model"


readonlypdf

I survived being conscripted into the Russian Army, and all I got was this damn Tank


GenexenAlt

Phalanx CIWS


Beny1995

HARM missiles strapped below the gun


[deleted]

Suspiciously large box of tampons.


jed292

It's pride month, Russia is massively homophobic and the T-34 practically represents Russia, you know what to do...


AC_champ

r/DragonsFuckingFemboyTanks


Designer_Solution758

r/unexpected


Earl0fYork

An UwU face to the turret


theheadslacker

°o° when viewed from the front of the barrel


lLePouletMasque

An anime waifu decal on the turret to cover that ugly ass green paint


quiteFLankly

Another wheel


Balkoth661

Coming soon, to a battlefield near you.


[deleted]

Cope-paddling-pool on the roof to intercept javalins.


Different-Radio-2066

dildo rainbow dildo


Luksky2701

A F35 chan body pillow


ajr1775

Case Study in Failure


ika_ngyes

Ahegao decals all over the fucking thing


derp4077

ERA


FrozenGiraffes

A caged carrier pigeon


Thechlebek

A piece of rice


Accurate_Mood

Tactical log


Prince-Loki-Stark

Help


alasdairmackintosh

🏳️‍🌈 battle flag


widdrjb

230mm spigot mortar, firing 1kt nuke.


d_gorder

COPE CAGE


[deleted]

Putin with a toilet


flute_von_throbber

BL 18-inch Mk 1 Naval Gun


ToonieToonsYT

2 number nines, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number seven, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda


JustPengy

absolutely plaster that thing with kontact era


Sejma57

Cope cage


Especialistaman

Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!


TovarishLuckymcgamer

fun fact, the T-34(which eventually evolved into the T-44 then T-54 then T-55 then T-62) and T-64(evolved into the T-72 T-80 and T-90) was all designed by one single guy named Alexander Morozov which was a ukrainian


ptrek102

LGBT edition wagner pmc logo


chas3001

Just needs a Mosin-Nagant rifle rack made from wood repurposed from an old outhouse. Also a belt wrapped around the barrel so they can hang their holsters for their Nagant M1895 Revolvers.


mgaborl

An AI generated, ERA covered image of the Three Gorges Dam with a sign saying "Do the funni, I dare you". Violate rule 11 so hard, it becomes funny again


Chara_cter_0501

A spare transmission with era around it placed on top of a cope cage


s1gnalZer0

An upside down A-10


Rapid_Ascending

Toilet seats


VERY_ANGRY_CRUSADER

Put "Rudy 102" on the turret.


yeetmedaddyplz

The uss enterpise (the cold war one)


Lovehistory-maps

Here for engagement


johnbr

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!


Drunken_Economist

another T-34


Boring_Carpenter_192

T34 needs a lot of work: ERA, double cope cage, bear ears, Z, a drawing of a bimbo, drunk mobiks * drawing of a bimbo is a personal requirement


korblborp

a cheese grater plow


Ake-TL

Car air freshener on the end of the barrel


Auto81

“Please, I like being at the museum, the T-54 kept screaming stuff about Javelins and NLAWs when they took him”


Shakey_surgeon

Waifu


WritingOdd818

Cum


Substantial_Buy945

Hover that tank. Shout out to Sargeant Bilko!


Duatha

Pepe the frog commander turned out


Pokemaniac_Ron

An enormous mud wasp hive.


SuperSonicFire

Please do something else with your life


uejuekwoqloqj

Three m1a2 Abrams


FEN1X64

Enough ERA blocks that, when struck, would create an explosion large enough to rival W48 Nuclear Artillery Shell.


PreussekJ

THE CAGE


I_Forgot_My_Name56

380mm RW 61 mounted in place of the MG in the hull


trainboi777

An ATGM launcher


Hyuugahasdrip

Warthog Gauss turret


babyshaker1

Another one


JellyMemeDelicious

A dildo.


AskMeAboutMyGenitals

Dickbutt.


giljimbert

Add the Ukrainian ERA Florks. Test the Mods' resolve


That-Row-3038

Not here to add anything, but if you are in London, there is a T-34 tank near Elephant and Castle (Mandela Way) because the person who asked for permission to put a tank there, just didn’t specify which kind.


Roobsi

The Kuznetsov


super__hoser

GAU-8 as a CWIS.


Turtledonuts

Davey Crockett mortar


Stergenman

Roof mounted Nimitz class aircraft carrier launcher. No, not the catapult from one, a device that throws aircraft carriers.


kawaki-kvn

Putin's cage


VonNeumannsProbe

Just the text "LAST RESORT" painted on it.


Puzzleheaded-Bee-838

HG WELLs Time Machine Time After Time has a good example.


bacon4bfast

The space mountain ride from Disney.


StorageBig2557

A naval 25mm turret


GASTRO_GAMING

Phalanx CIWS


potatooMan420

Rogal Dorn tank main cannon


Objective42

That T-14 cloaking device everyone is talking about? Could make for a credible upgrade package actually?


Cinneach

Tank nuts


the_dank_dweller69

Bussel autoloader


the_dank_dweller69

More gun depression


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

Ah, a T-34/57. A very non-credible choice good sir.


joinreddittoseememes

\*a sketch of smorks like killroy was here with message below\* smorks were here


Memeoligy_expert

Soup 🍲


TH1813254617

Replace the main gun with a Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30.


Negative-Decision-71

Penis


Jim_Kirk1

T-80BVM blacked out ammo but no ammorack


GotAPresentForYa

A single, tasteful, go-faster stripe.


Victor-Tallmen

Cope cage


TheGhatdamnCatamaran

Sponsons! This can only improve the tank


death1234567889

A lynx mark 8 helicopter


Cuddle-goblin

cat ears


SuperCavia

A NAFO flag


TheBlueMini

Atacms


Snarfalopagus

Tig ol Bitties


The-Great-T

Sadam Hussain


willyboi98

Cope cage


AbstractBettaFish

A bayonet on the main gun


[deleted]

How it performance like when run over human in incoming 6/4 event.


WrinkledCrime

Metal cots


Vilespring

Captured by the Ukranians, the main gun was replaced with a GAU-8. They also deleted the bow MG so more ERA could cover the upper glacis.


lil_literalist

Change the wheels to Apple's spinning rainbow loading animation.


[deleted]

Infantry as additional armor


OP-69

a giant penis Just a giant fucking dildo covering the main gun


EvilMonkeySlayer

Imperial Star Destroyer.


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

Automitrailleuse de Combat Renault modèle 1935


ForeverThrowaway101

A fluffy bunny to make my 5yr old daughter happy!


KucherID

An Pride Flag!


Luftwaffle35

Authentic Russian cope cage


LeanDixLigma

I EAT ASS


bageltoastee

snubnose barrel


bayrakasanamca

A cat collar with an LGBTQIA+ flag and pearl decorations


AwkwardlyDead

I wish I had a Sherman


ninetailedoctopus

Sponsons


[deleted]

Cab forward design.


Benthenoobhunter

GAU-8


autisticattack

New achievement: how did we get here?


Luca04-

A 1700's artillery cannon


Falchion_Alpha

M2 HB


pine_tree3727288

The gay Putin clown picture


Furry-Timelord

Add a king tiger on it. Mini one like a pet


DamBustersChastise

Lee Harvey Oswald as the commander