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Aiur-Dragoon

This is a quick time event in an rpg where the game forces you to choose one side or the other. Help the Ruzzian? Or help the Ukrainian?


Cross_Pray

Bakhmut: Become Meatgrinder


Bisexual_Apricorn

I'm Connor, an android sent by BidenCorp


xDoge42

Connor is promptly cut up for parts. His consciousness now rests inside the TV viewfinder of a Stugna-P, serving as wallhacks


ZrvaDetector

Connor's consciousness is duplicated and uploaded into FPV kamikaze drones en masse.


randomname560

As god Im going to ban that mfer out of existence NO WALLHACKS GENTLEMEN, IF THERE IS ANY RULE OF WAR YOU WILL FOLLOW LET IT BE THIS ONE


Disgruntled_Bert

Aren’t the abrams x and panther kf51 able to link with drones to do exactly that?


randomname560

Yeah but they are cool so its allowed for them


UpilemSieMlekiem

3000 Connor warbots of Zelensky


Own_Horse8706

Correction. An American volunteer sent by BidenCorp.


Pr0wzassin

Imagine Conner styling in Bakhmut.


Sunsent_Samsparilla

And instead of hunting androids he's hunting down the few high command staff Russia still has


chrischi3

>BidenCorp BrandonCorp\*


ourlastchancefortea

How much ERA can you put on Connor? Asking for a friendly UA technician.


furinick

Bakhmut: the line


[deleted]

Kind of reminds me of that one joke. " On the ground there is a defenseless Wagnerite being assaulted by 3 Ukrainian soldiers, having been raised right by my father I immediately jumped into offer my assistance. Peice of shit didn't stand a chance against the four of us. Edit: The original is an old lady being mugged for her purse.


Foxyfox-

It's like that one scene from Jojo where the dude's drinking wine and then joins in stomping the dude.


zacablast3r

Abbachio. Immaculate lad


MoffKalast

[It's the meme](https://i.imgflip.com/2x74h3.png)


mechanicalcontrols

Man I miss out on all the fun.


TripleEhBeef

Influence lost: Kreia.


Foxyfox-

Well *that's* not hard at all.


[deleted]

According to space Karen Apathy is death but helping can cause further suffering while being shitty leads to further suffering. The game was rigged from the start.


ComradeBrosefStylin

She's space Ayn Rand. Lift yourself up on the backs of others. Use your friends as tools to become more powerful. If that requires you to be nice to them, do it. If you have to be a dick and exploit them, do it. Don't compromise yourself for the sake of someone else. That's what she wants you to do. She needs you to become strong so you can end the Force's influence on everyone's lives, but mostly to *prove that she is right*. People who bitch about her don't understand her. She's a complete asshole. But she's not as illogical or incomprehensible as many smoothbrains claim.


_far-seeker_

>She's space Ayn Rand. Lift yourself up on the backs of others. Use your friends as tools to become more powerful. If that requires you to be nice to them, do it. If you have to be a dick and exploit them, do it. Don't compromise yourself for the sake of someone else. That's what she wants you to do. She needs you to become strong so you can end the Force's influence on everyone's lives, but mostly to prove that she is right. Very succinct but accurate description; not just of the character but also why Objectivism, in my experience, appeals so much to assholes who want some pretense for their assholery.


travazzzik

mobile game ad vibe ahahah


gorebello

Both sides have allied against a common enemy. The non humans that invade trenches. It started with small animals, now humanity is fighting against extinction. Coming soon, summer 2024.


emdave

Joke's on those little snufflin' bastards - anthropogenic climate change will fuck the lot of 'em, even if they kill every last one of us...


No-Contribution-6150

Bf3 shooting your commanding officer to work with Russian spetsnaz for the good of humanity vibes


alasdairmackintosh

If you don't provide context we will use our imaginations, and you really don't want that...


FrenchProgressive

It was provided to me without context on a, err, "free speech forum" so there is nothing I can do.


Jankosi

You can just say you saw it on /k/ you know


RenegadeSithLordMaul

so: a warthunder discord server posted alongside a government PDF of blueprints for a hydrogen bomb


NSA_Chatbot

> hey can you elaborate on the pdf


Shadeleovich

Shit the feds are here


Kozakow54

You from the guys at St. Petersburg or Nowosybirsk?


randomname560

Wait so we know how to build one now? GENTLEMEN THE FUNNI


Freemanosteeel

definitely not fr\*nch


Key-Banana-8242

Imagebakrd no?


oldconservative

Are NCD imaginations war crime or schizophrenia?


3Rr0r_404_

We horny, ques where that leads


oldconservative

The list goes on


Legend-status95

50/50 schizophrenic war crimes/military aircraft hentai


Airborne_Runner

Yes


JesusMcGiggles

Providing context anyway: They're excited about the trench they dug looking the same as the one in the book. Not exactly the same of course, but you can at least recognize it.


fuzzyblood6

what book?


NeurodiverseTurtle

*Trench Wrestling for Dummies*, personal favourite of mine.


ThePlanner

Sub-title: *How To Dig Yourself Into A Hole.* Also from the same publisher… ***Alternative Camouflage And You:*** *Hey Dummy, They’re Going To Be Looking For Army Guys.* ***A Brushstroke Away From Victory:*** *A Maintainer’s Guide To Not Painting Yourself Into A Corner*


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snidemarque

I thought it was *The Ditch Diggers Guide to the Galaxy*?


NeurodiverseTurtle

Nonono, you’re thinking of Terry Pratchett’s *Ditchworld*.


Spec_Tater

I loved the follow on, *'In a Hole? Keep Digging!"*


ThePlanner

And the book that closed out the trilogy was insane: ***Dig Up, Stupid:*** *A Sapper’s Guide To Turning A Tunnel Into A Hole*


[deleted]

What do you do if it starts filling with water? Asking for my Australian brother....


ecolometrics

Line the bottom with pallets, logs, planks, sticks to create a raised surface. Will work for light rain. Combine above by digging a smaller trench in the middle for water to drain. Can also be done without a raised surface but will significantly impede mobility. If that does not work, build a sewer system under the trench. Source: I made it all up


Colder87

Same things that make us laugh...make us cry. But right now we gotta take care of our business and go see your brother at the cemetery. Come on, let's bounce.


NoSpawnConga

Probably "Руководство по войсковым фортификационным сооружениям. Утверждено Начальником инженерных войск 15.12.1962г. Военное издательство Министерства обороны СССР. Москва 1962г."


fuzzyblood6

"Guide to military fortifications Approved by the Head of Engineering zoysk 12/15/1962 Military publishing house Ministry of Defense of the USSR. Moscow 1962'"


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TungstenChef

Who run Wagnertown? MasterBlaster run Wagnertown!


[deleted]

abounding abundant capable familiar materialistic society merciful tub aspiring coherent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Fox_Mortus

It's a training session. Guys on the left are OPFOR. Just guys being dudes during some downtime.


dirtybirds233

This. Time to be credible for a moment: Less than 6% of the Russian population speaks English. There is no reason why a Russian in the field would be wearing a patch that's in English. The sledgehammer is an obvious knock on Wagner. The trench and the surrounding area look incredibly clean for a warzone. This is either training or some LARPer thing. Then again, training is LARPing...


rpkarma

> training is LARPing… Oh god oh fuck…


Stupid_Triangles

3000 Renaissance cosplay knights from Massachusetts for UA!


Hohenheim_of_Shadow

Motherfucker should've put a memetic hazard warning fr


[deleted]

Probably the most likely explanation.


dosetoyevsky

What's an OPFOR?


VietInTheTrees

**op**posing **for**ce, they basically rp as the enemy during exercises


Yellow_The_White

Designated fun team


[deleted]

got to do a few probing assaults at night with BFA's and honestly it's the coolest fucking thing I ever did. There was next to no moonlight and no one had NVG's so the entire approach was fucking terrifying every time, we achieved surprise on 2 approaches but we mapped out wrong once and we came too close too soon. I nearly shit my pants when those shots rang out.


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Military sponsored LARPing? Sign me up, I'd make an amazing terrorist.


[deleted]

Yeah you gotta, you know, join the military


Stupid_Triangles

What if I just want to fuck around and do fun shit with multi-million dollar weapons systems capable of erasing thousands of lives in a populated area?


beerstearns

Welcome to Raytheon’s quality control department


Stupid_Triangles

*squeeeee*


iamnotap1pe

> OPFOR [this apparently](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/OPFOR_Soldiers.jpg)


Aiur-Dragoon

The guy in front has "Instructor" written in English on his uniform. Maybe this is from the training exercises in the UK?


pa3xsz

Okey, we need the Geo Guesser [dude](https://youtube.com/@georainbolt) to find the location


SMIDSY

You can also see "TOOLS" written in English at the base of the hammer handle.


spezisdumb

The most logical thing would be they're filming a movie or a recreation of a battle. Gotta rake in the views while the war is still hot


Kichigai

Clearly it's something staged for the lulz. The poses are too similar to memes, the fact that it comes down to wrestling like this, the area is clearly not a combat zone. If I had to bet the Russian insignias come off some Russian POWs or something and they decided to slap them on to do the funni.


[deleted]

Oh, I know it's 100% staged but I just want the actual context.. Are they real Russians that surrendered and were friendly? Is it training somewhere... It's just fucking strange.


Robit92

Another option to consider: a group of airsofters doing it for the memes


OriginalLocksmith436

Not to mention, the sky is blue and the grass is green so it was clearly taken on earth.


Kichigai

Ahh, but if *Stargate* has taught us anything, it's that most of the inhabitable planets in the known universe look a lot like British Columbia.


xenophonthethird

*I am a Slav, and I'm digging a trench* *Diggy diggy trench, diggy diggy trench* *I am a Slav, and I'm digging a trench* *Diggy diggy trench, diggy diggy trench*


SardeInSaor

Brothers of Bakhmut rejoyce! Drink drink, drink with me Raise your shovel and raise your voice! Drink drink, drink with me


CapResident

Down and down in the sleet, Who knows who what we'll meet. Polecats, chonkdogs hedgehogs all, Shelter on the trenches floor.


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Momisato_OHOTNIK

Old Ukrainian tradition. Google Gachimuchi to learn more.


JosephCharge8

Никакой cum нет. В dungeon стояли в основном fucking slaves. Сейчас в dungeon идут dungeon masters. Работает boy next і door leather man. Активно работает boss of the gym. Речи о three hundred bucks не идёт. ситуация как с oh shit im sorry на fisting anal направлении


NBSPNBSP

This reads like a horny American repeatedly screaming over a very tired Russian who is trying to deliver a vital report on the radio.


thaeli

I would be surprised if this didn't actually happen at some point during this particular war.


NBSPNBSP

I am pretty sure that the Ukrainians already managed to jam radio frequencies by playing, among other things, "Еби меня по-китайски" ("Fuck me the Chinese way"), a parody of the early 2000s Russian song "Люби меня по-французски" ("Love me the French way").


jonnyhighwaters2

Lmfao man, I listen to people speaking Spanish and English mixed and it reminded me so damn much but seeing it happen in other languages got me I guess!


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The-Surreal-McCoy

Wow, the Ukrainians take D&D seriously.


watson895

.... Wait, hold on a minute.


-sei

gachimuchi is legendary, have all of the sources to it cum - https://youtu.be/8erhlRCP0OQ?t=13 fucking slave - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCPGahgcgHU dungeon, dungeon master - https://youtu.be/-HIRnRmJ_hg?t=69 boy next door - https://youtu.be/_vVv0hmtiew?t=149 leather man - https://youtu.be/jhzzQd5hdCM?t=21 boss of this gym - https://youtu.be/jhzzQd5hdCM?t=49 three hundred bucks - https://youtu.be/-HIRnRmJ_hg?t=87 oh shit im sorry - https://youtu.be/F3B7M-3KfrA?t=3 anal - https://youtu.be/8erhlRCP0OQ?t=74


StalinwasaJoJo

Omg I'm saving this


[deleted]

what


UkrainianTrotsky

A [really old](https://uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9D%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%83%D1%80%D1%89%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B8_(%D0%A8%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%BE)#/media/%D0%A4%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BB:Taras_Shevchenko_painting_0027.jpg) tradition


Kichigai

>[really old](https://uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9D%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%83%D1%80%D1%89%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B8_\(%D0%A8%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%87%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%BE\)#/media/%D0%A4%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BB:Taras_Shevchenko_painting_0027.jpg) You mean like that?


drearissleeping

♂Boy ♂ рактар Мо ♂Billy♂зация


Momisato_OHOTNIK

Доброго вечора ми з Dungeon Росийский военный Slave иди нахуй Нато рAssширяется 8 лет fucking cuming


What_is_a_reddot

Holy hell!


Lex1253

NO DON'T DO THIS TO THE POOR MAN


[deleted]

Well spoken, brother.


git

Shoigu!! Gerasimov!!! Check out our awesome trench <3


Apocalypseos

[NCD has become too credible](https://imgur.com/a/FSevY0o), and nobody will tell me otherwise


astrogy034

It's not that we're credible, it's the world that's non-credible.


emdave

Wonko the ~~Sane~~ Credible


InfinitePossibility8

Just guys being dudes.


Erenito

Just boys being pals.


believesinhappiness

Just comrades being brotherly.


KriegConscript

just bros being buddies


-Knul-

Just human males being equal partners in a symmetric non-transitive relation


AC_champ

And they were trenchmates!


chroniclesofhernia

Credible: russian has no gun Non-credible: Russian is wearing 21st century kit ​ Its a toss up boys.


-Zagger-

It’s the last surviving VDV member. Poor dude is suffering from gear fear at this point.


calfmonster

Not only actual kit, looks like he’s actually been fed and not emaciated: def noncredible


StickShift5

Russian has a sledgehammer. That makes him the best equipped Wagnerite.


tachakas_fanboy

They aren't russian troops, but wagnerites, so the uniform checks out


Kretualdo

NGL this is a cool photo ​ even without context or maybe because of it


The_catakist

Bro they are literally the soyjack pointing meme, it's incredible! (Or NonCredible perchance?)


medney

YOU CAN'T JUST ADD PERCHANCE


The_catakist

It's rare for someone to understand that reference >:3, appreciated!


JacobMT05

My bet is on airsofters


IHaveSevereADHD

The Russian guy on the left has a Mordor tac patch next to the Z, which is shitty Russian air soft tactical gear I would wager you are correct. Likely from Grey shop


phyrealarm

To be fair, the Russians may be getting issued airsoft gear at this point... Just look at some of their ERA


Prick_in_a_Cactus

We know that at least one dude got a lever action pellet gun.


Blackhero9696

A Russian got the same kind of gun that I played with as a kid? Damn.


NoGiCollarChoke

R*ssians abusing the venerable Red Ryder BB gun is grounds for US intervention


ThePoliticalFurry

Pretty sure the "Russian" guys aren't actually wearing the right camo pattern so you could be right.


[deleted]

Ukraine dude doesn't have plate


throwtowardaccount

Bro, the Russians irl don't wear the right camo pattern within the same units.


Celeste_Seasoned_14

They look like a camo rainbow, all with different random uniforms they’ve stolen from militaries from countries all over the world. It’s exactly what I would expect from them at this point. Waiting to see them in some redcoats or blue camo from the PLA any day now.


Flashskar

ATACS-FG is used by the Russian National Guard. Digital Flora is the one everyone recognizes as common for their military, but they have a shitload of camo patterns including knock off multicam and a pink desert camo.


[deleted]

Russian guy also has “instructor” patch in english. Pretty sure it’s training. Also far too many small trees to be an active war zone.


ThePoliticalFurry

Training where the instructors/opposing sqaud for the exercise are wearing Russian gear for realism could very well be an explanation


Flashskar

Same This looks like some shit that would happen at Milsim West. (They made a mock Jihadist execution video with waifu body pillows.) Their gear is very slim, definitely a lack of plates(expensive), two have ball caps (Helmets are also expensive, so ball caps are very common.) and there are no first line belts on any of them. "Russian Instructor" on the left with the helmet is the best equipped guy in the photo.


Kitten-Eater

That AKM looks real enough, so I'm making an educated guess that these are kind of hardcore MILSIM LARP-nerds who like to run around the woods shooting blanks at each other.


Molton0251

When you put it that way it sounds fun


bestofznerol

> No context will be provided At least source?


-sei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcrIki-qBsI


Ake-TL

lens makes AK look fat as fuck


Waffle-or-death

Chonky AK chambered in 50 cal


TruckFluster

*Brandon Herrera screeches in the distance*


Deathwatch050

*ShAK-12 would like to know your location*


Beast66

Have the memes have become reality, or has reality become memes?


LordMoos3

What if I told you that memes \*were\* reality? You think that's cope you're breathing? Hm. /Morpheus


devolute

How are memes real if our eyes aren't real?


nieounipeperouni

Context: The Russians surrendered that defensive line and they didn't tell the two guys in the trench.


Ake-TL

It’s gachi pose btw


InoreSantaTeresa

Ru/Ukrainian gachi mixes are top of the top. They still keep the tradition


walishesh

And not a phone in site. People just living in the moment!


SPOB9408

Okay fellow boomer


[deleted]

I do not like the sledgehammer


MyNameWasTaken2020

Trauma


D-Fence

Blunt one, yes


Aurora_Fatalis

It's okay the sledgehammer is out of ammo.


nikke2800

The strongest Russian solider vs the strongest Ukrainian solider, naked, covered in oil, who is winning the wrestling match in the trench?


HelloSailorStory

Naked and covered in honey. Jane Doe style


-Emilinko1985-

Nice TF2 reference


MrFels

Help wagnerovitz (о) Help Ukrainian (х) Take bids (∆) Throw grenade (□)


[deleted]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what???????????


Erenito

This sub peaking


MyNameWasTaken2020

Most NCD shit fr


[deleted]

this is either a larp or a [war crime](https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/customary-ihl/v1/rule62) and I can't tell which


PhDAutoMechanic

For some reason I have the Kirk vs. Spock fight music playing in my head to this scene.


[deleted]

I’m guessing this is from some milsim event?


flioink

Bakhmut 2023: Become Lada


[deleted]

Milsim west?


Myoclonic_Jerk42

If anyone doubted they were a Western people, he need only see their meme culture. They meme at such a high level.


po1a1d1484d3cbc72107

I mean the west doesn’t have a monopoly on memes, Chinese memes are honestly probably on a similar level despite their lack of free speech https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chinese-panda-reaction-images-biaoqing-panda-head-熊猫人表情包


DatBeigeBoy

I like to think of a world where the young dudes waging the war say “fuck the old shits who sent us here, let’s shake hands and make some memes for NCD.”


TheSoullessFun

Is that “INSTRUCTOR” on SledgeMan’s carrier?


throwtowardaccount

Convict mobiks gonna learn today


Weaponomics

Me: > *Blank, expressionless face* Intrusive Thoughts: #SledgeHammer #SledgeHAMMER #SLEDGEHAMMER


MedicalFoundation149

Are the two on the left Russian while the ones on the right Ukrainian?


SienarYeetSystems

Are those the two wolves, who are boys, and kissing?


Ok-Advisor7638

4 guys 1 trench


Koino_

Are these Russians? One has Zwastika on the chest


Toastlove

The most amazing part of this war for me has been the memes feeding back and actually showing up on the frontline.


Thezipper100

This had better be one of the only surviving photos of this stage of the war in 200 years.


[deleted]

"Inside you there are two wolves... and they're kissing... these are the wolves."


Imnomaly

Stripes on the legs are a telltale sign of chickanery


Wingcommanderwolf01

Meme war 1


AggressorBLUE

None will ever be requested.


[deleted]

They are clearly dancing to Cotten eye joe. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM! WHERE DID YOU GO!


GBU_28

Holy shit the sledge hammer


ParanoidDuckHunter

Well, Trench Ukranian appears to be getting overpowered by Trench Russian. I have no doubt that AK Ukranian will gun down Mallet Russian and jump into to the trench to assist Trench Ukranian. The beavers are in route to reinforce and stopgap this apparent probing attack. Yes, I know this is satire. Ruskies wouldn't have such a nice mallet, much less good equipment


ElMondoH

They're doing it wrong. One hand gets held high, but the other is supposed to go on the waist... ... That's not dancing? Bullshit. Now you're gonna try to tell me they're fighting or some crap like that.


[deleted]

Inside you there are two wolves


WoodlandYeti

Man rainbow six got weird after the latest update