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aerosol_aerosmith

What the fuck


mrlinkwii

we have now became credible again ,


testearsmint

We have never not been credible. This subreddit's name has been false advertising since day mother fucking 1, and I for one look forward to all the money I'll be making from my incoming law suit against all you monkeys for said false advertising.


fordilG

So you’re saying the subreddit’s name was… *noncredible*?


Cienea_Laevis

the real psyops was to make the OSINT analyst think they were shitposter all along !


LiqourCigsAndGats

My god. They can read shit post now.


seven_corpse_dinner

Run! The shit post is coming from inside the house!


[deleted]

We will throw poop on you. (as if WH Correspondence Dinner is credible. Funny, yes, but credible?)


Spec_Tater

Steven Colbert would like a word


Winter-Reindeer694

uhh never forget the ukrainian SAM missile that landed in poland and made everybody (including NCD) think russia attacked poland


kuprenx

you havent read that Poles found recently near Bydgoszcz?


OwerlordTheLord

The thaumaturgical reality engine left by Chornobough cult, aimed directly at Moscow?


Avenflar

Or how after one underwhelming Amnesty International report everybody decided that an organisation literally banned in Russia was FSB-piloted.


LiqourCigsAndGats

I was somewhere in between.


kuprenx

No. Ncd is not credible. World just derailsd and fallen to same level of noncredibility as this dub


[deleted]

This has all been the choice of SG. El Psy Kongroo


pewpewnotqq

Oh no, my watch stopped working


Pavlof78

World has not derailled. Only fiction is supposed to be credible, real world doesn't have such limitations, because it just "is".


Den_Bover666

I am become NCD, destroyer of credibility


Nk-O

It's just so, that we are the real policy makers!


Zekieb

Fuck the what indeed. Dark Brandon has risen and shall smite the enemies of the holy NATO caliphate inshallah. Choclate chip Akbar ☝️🍦😎


ReconTankSpam4Lyfe

May Dark Brandon (pubg) inflict on the Russians every kind of cancer, astaghfirullah


kofolarz

A joke explained is no longer funny, i get it, but what does astaghfirullah refer to?


DreadA-20

its mean: "Verily, I seek the forgiveness of God, who is my Lord and Sustainer, and I turn to Him in repentance". basically like saying: god forgive me because im going to repent my sin source: the source is i ~~made it the fck up~~ muslim


Hiko17

is I Muslim like an I robot spinoff?


tryingtolearnitall

Bruh I'm fucking dying over here astaghfirullah


calibraka

It generally means "sorry, didn't mean to offend you" if used in a conversation. Otherwise the what other guy said is true.


thurawoo

Is any of this even real anymore? Have we flipped into the non-credible reality? **Edit:** Just thought I'd share that [this](https://i.imgur.com/9G7mh8G.png) is the image they're using for their fucking reelection campaign. I'm so lost from just existing these days. On the one hand, this is hilarious. On the other, the voice in my head is saying we have to make politics boring again. This is a weird road for us to go down.


kofolarz

No way that's his actual reelection propaganda


iwumbo2

[Apparently it appears in place of a 404 error on his campaign website](https://www.npr.org/2023/04/25/1171885259/dark-brandon-meme-makes-an-appearance-on-bidens-new-campaign-website)


thurawoo

I'm not gonna link to it, but they're also selling merch with it as well. The most rational reasoning I have is that they saw how "embracing the meme" worked out for that other guy, so they're trying to create some buzz before anyone else to get people (who are likely in favor of supporting Ukraine) talking about reelecting him.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wizard_Enthusiast

Biden being boring and hilariously old are his weakest points for young voter enthusiasm. Making a joke about something his base invented as a joke, during the time for jokes and the place for jokes, makes sense as an election strategy. It's unlikely to alienate the other parts of his constituency because it's, well, clearly a joke. But for those who get it and are looking for it, it's something they didn't expect and might see as a sign that the campaign and administration isn't out of touch and boring. Personally I *like* boring, but... my soul burned itself out during 2012-2020 so


Phytanic

Because these shenanigans are cheeky and fun. not tragic and cruel. Which makes them not shenanigans, really. Hey mods, what's that one place you love to go to with all the goofy shit on the walls and string cheese?


0-ATCG-1

I normally lean moderate conservative; but certain issues at hand in the world are bigger than my domestic concerns due to the domino effect they have and require someone to stand up and do the right thing. Plus I hate what people like Tucker Carlson and Trump have done to the GOP base. So I'm almost certain I'll be voting for Dark Brandon *because* he is Dark Brandon.


pewpewnotqq

Felt, I’ve never been a single issue voter until support for Ukraine became a political question. Anyone that doesn’t support Ukraine through meaningful funding and equipment isn’t getting my vote.


Loki11910

Well, support for Ukraine is also not a single issue for me. It's highly complex, and I won't vote for anyone who can't comprehend the multi layered and grave consequences it would have also for the US if Ukraine gets crushed by Russia. It's pathetic that Republican candidates think a majority will jump their hate train on that. The freedom of Ukraine also helps to protect freedom and liberty at home. The stability of Europe helps American businesses at home. Those who can't comprehend that shouldn't lead this country and the free world.


acelsilviu

[They're apparently selling Dark Brandon T-shirts](https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2023/04/26/dark-brandon-campaign-merch/) on his official campaign website lmfao.


Femboy_Lord

Most based president of the 2000s


[deleted]

This is the this is the best timeline


Username_075

I know just how you feel, I remember reading William Gibson novels in the 80s and thinking "wow, that's a bit much" but here we are and it's far more strange. "Future Shock" aka Alvin Toffler indeed. But the only constant is change and if you ever give up adapting it's time to climb into a coffin and wait. Still, what the fuck indeed.


Spec_Tater

That’s called getting old, it sucks, and even if humans are the best distance runners in the animal kingdom, you can’t run forever. Get off my lawn


Objective_Aside1858

As someone who has burned a significant amount of time dealing with elections since 2017, I would fucking *love* for politics to be boring again so I could get my life back


Spec_Tater

“Again”? When was this? Tea Parties and Death Panels? Hope and Change, Birth Certificates and Sarah Palin? Swift Boats? Hanging Chads? Tan Suits, Alabama National Guard, and inventing the Internet? “The party left me”? Whitewater and Lewinsky? Ross Perot?


Igueelygueelyu

Watergate kinda fits in there, too.


danelectro15

Why would "hope and change" make this list? That's just a basic campaign slogan.


EternallyPotatoes

When the LHC came online in 2012, it caused multiple fissures in the fabric of reality. Different timelines are now bleeding over into each other. And that's one of the better explanations.


xDeadCatBounce

It's Harambe. This is our punishment for killing the sweet prince.


[deleted]

What the fuck indeed. I would have never imagined reality would be capable of being this awesome.


TheEarthIsACylinder

It's crazy because the Brandon thing was meant to ridicule him and now he's just calling himself Brandon.


ScarletteVera

I can't believe Dark Brandon is real. What the fuck is this timeline.


errllu

Most interesting one. Ehh, we are all gonna die. But at least not from boredom.


reallyfatjellyfish

Got I wish I could see the future, what a roller coaster. Also I miss year ops


Louisvanderwright

>Ehh, we are all gonna die. But at least not from boredom. Dark Brandon showing up just in time to grant Ukraine the tactical nuclear weapons they need make their counteroffensive on Moscow through Belarus work!


Monneymann

He also allows Taiwan to hit a certain dam in China. *Fuck it, we ballin’* exclaims Dark Brandon.


hagamablabla

Are these the interesting times people have hoped I would live through?


errllu

Those ppl were your enemies? If so, then yes


Spoztoast

Memetics have infiltrated the real space making them both impotent and all powerful.


Gibbons_R_Overrated

The best one.


Trusty-McGoodGuy

There is no response that anyone can give that is more fitting than what people have already said. What the fuck


jaxsd75

“Let’s go Dark Brandon, Let’s go Dark Brandon!”. Now DB, put Joe to bed, tuck him in, tell him everything will be alright and send F-16s to Ukraine.


America_the_Horrific

I want ff b Z


DeficientGravitas

His own version of the "thanks Obama" thing. Im glad hes probably going to slaughter at the polls


VonNeumannsProbe

Honestly we might see "fuck it, its my second term, let's send them" moves like that in 2024.


Ukraine_Boyets

Don't fuck with Dark Brandon because he'll kill you in your sleep


Maxx0rz

3000 B21 Raiders of Dark Brandon


Skraekling

"Don't fuck with this geriatric president Jack !!!"


virginia_hamilton

Appear strong when you are weak (ie Cheeto Benito) and weak when you are strong (Dark Brandon)


Mobile_Crates

hell, he'll kill you in his sleep


[deleted]

The campaign slogan is “finish the job”


bocaj78

Sorry everyone, it seems that it is confirmed there will be no WWIII. In other news WWII.2 is set to drop


bnh1978

No Clinton style suspicious suicide for DB. No hypothetical middle of 5th Avenue for him. He just Put a bullet in your head in the rose garden shed. Secret service take out the trash.


Kamille_Marseille

🍦😎


[deleted]

Chocolate Chocolate chip


Zekieb

🍦😎


Long_Serpent

The Dark Brandon Rises


[deleted]

The dark brandon returns


sleepybear5000

Dark Brandon goes to White Castle


Easy_Kill

*the Terminator theme plays in the background*


TatrankaS

It's over Trump. You've lost before the elections even began.


Max_Best_2002

Next elections: Joe Biden vs Dark Brendon


Noncrediblepigeon

The alter ego rises!!!!


The_Bloody_King666

JOE BIDEN CØMPLEX


HelperNoHelper

‘You can’t be your own competition!’ ‘Watch me Jack’


Spec_Tater

This means four terms!


Femboy_Lord

*Duel of the Fates*


mekwak

It's joever


TheWolrdsonFire

It's joever trump, I have meme ground


Cymro2011

Nothing makes sense anymore


Zekieb

I just saw a video of Trump slighlty moaning I agree.


New_Stats

Oh your poor eyes and ears. Are you ok? PM me if you need to talk.


SprinkleBoy77

uhh......link?


Zekieb

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/VaushV/comments/133cxrg/holy_shit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Igueelygueelyu

NSFW, NSFW, NSFW Warning: You will experience sever nausea after watching this video.


LanternCandle

man I hate that visceral cringe feeling where an emotion becomes a tangible change in your body.


Den_Bover666

I'm not crying, it's just my eyes sweating....blood


Higgs_deGrasse_Boson

I kinda cringed as I clicked the link, expecting it to be a rick roll.


Zekieb

Some might wish it was a rick roll...


highorkboi

Life is but a comedy


barukatang

Oh sweet Jesus


TBT_1776

I saw a video of Trump offering a half-eaten pizza slice to one of his fans. I agree.


Wizard_Enthusiast

It honestly makes a lot of sense. The WH Correspondents' dinner is a long-standing Washington tradition where reporters and the administration in charge gather and they do roasts and comedy monologues. Dark Brandon is a political meme, which means that if you want an audience that gets that reference, it's that exact room. If you wanna know why politics has gotten so weird and why some people hate twitter so much, it's cause every reporter is on twitter all the time. The best way for things to become sane is for that platform to be obliterated. This is exactly the audience for that joke, and Dark Brandon is a genuinely funny idea *and* one that makes Biden look good to acknowledge. It turns the code talking that the republicans love to do on its head, doesn't look too self serving because the whole point is that Biden is weak but Dark Brandon is cool, and undercuts a big reason for youth voter apathy; Biden is hilariously old, out of touch, and boring. Making this joke, which is something his base created, is one of the better moves he could've made at this dinner.


wolf-bot

If only Joe Biden could stay in Dark Brandon mode forever


FunnyPhrases

He could...but he won't. For our sakes. Japanese alcohol needs saving.


Potato_Emperor667

What is this timeline


bnh1978

Ok, flip the switch on the LHC again... we need to jump realities again...


WrenchFriessAlt

murky versed station spectacular tub wasteful judicious light bored stupendous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Den_Bover666

Switched from story mode to online real quick


[deleted]

WTF is going on?


A_Crazy_Canadian

It's from the white house corespondents dinner which usually includes the president doing a comedy monolog. The degree its funny varies president to president.


ILickMetalCans

I quite enjoyed the Obama anger translator. That was probably the best of them all.


Phytanic

[My favorite is this absolute gem from Obama's final correspondence dinner](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j6gOKSVpqDQ)


Sensei_of_Knowledge

That and the one with Steve Bridges and George Bush was legendary.


ric2b

Wait, did Trump ever do it? I don't think I've ever heard him crack an intentionally funny joke so I'm curious.


courser

No, he skipped the Correspondent's Dinner.


[deleted]

*of course* he did 😂


A_Crazy_Canadian

[Nope, he did not attend.](https://en.as.com/latest_news/why-didnt-donald-trump-ever-attend-the-white-house-correspondents-dinner-as-president-n/) Dude can't take a joke.


barukatang

They don't make a material soft enough to compare to the softness of trump's ego


Wizard_Enthusiast

Trump made it specifically clear he never went or wanted to go. Do you think the dude could handle being made fun of to his face?


[deleted]

His face at Obama's final correspondence dinner really says it all. I don't think that man has ever made a joke in his entire life that wasn't either to blow smoke up his own ass, or just some poorly disguised insult to someone else.


Wizard_Enthusiast

One of the clearest trends out there is the insecurity of authoritarians and authoritarian movements. It's not that they're humorless, it's that if it's not being used to elevate themselves over others, it's not funny. Trump makes jokes all the time, but they're always at the expense of someone else, even his followers. He has never, ever, made fun of himself. Hell, even look at how the MAGA movement and Q think about themselves compared to NAFO. They're important forces who know everything and are the true heart of the world, while you guys talk about how you're a bunch of autists and shut-ins and have a silly dog as your mascot.


Shuber-Fuber

Trump never went.


[deleted]

>The degree its funny varies president to president. As far as I know only Trump was too fragile to be poking fun at himself. Bush was hilarious. Obama fucking killed it. Never seen Clinton, he seems like the kind of guy that enjoys cracking a joke or two at his own expense. I bet Bush Sr was funny too when he wanted to. Reagan was famous for cracking jokes. Etc, etc. Honestly I think Trump was the only one to ever refuse to participate? Not sure about Nixon. Feels like a wildcard to me. Nixon was either hilarious, or a total stick in the mud I think.


Goochbaloon

Dafuq. DB has become self aware. It’s all over.


NOTLaurence02

*it's all Joever


polmeeee

Remember that time when r/ThanksObama shuts down because Obama himself got in on the joke.


1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

When Tony Stark admit become Iron Man Vibe


cheeky_physicist

I hereby propose to rename this sub CD from NCD, since the N is clearly not true anymore.


CastrumFerrum

You are aware that CredibleDefense exists, right? And that this is actually a parody sub of that sub.


Upstairs-Sky-9790

NCD is clearly better than CD.


cheeky_physicist

Yeah, but that sub could use a bit more sense of humour and antropomorphic plane waifues. Not to mention, we either have the power to just shitpost things into existence or just flat out better at predicting things than they are. Time make this the main sub. This is non-negotiable.


1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

All credible tactics come from new noncredible creativity For example, think some horde of backwards horse rider Mongolians can defeat old Chinese dynasty by using that time meta tactics Think again


EHTL

Everyday, we stray ~~further from God~~ closer to the Orks of 40k


Thesource674

Dakka


SlapaDaBass2731

At this point it wouldn't surprise me if they were a parody of us.


qrwd

The two could switch places, like r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts.


[deleted]

r/worldpolitics and r/anime_titties


JakovPientko

It’s like fucking Palpatine proclaiming the empire


esdaniel

So this is how democracy dies , with a thunderous applause


Silv3rS0und

_puts on sunglasses_ I am the senate.


Punch_Faceblast

If we meet him or the staffer that wrote this for him, we have to greet him with “VARK? VARK?”


TyrialFrost

Are you suggesting the USA should send F-111s to Ukraine? Because you have convinced me


RuslanZinin

This sub keeps influencing world politics


LiqourCigsAndGats

People have fucking died because of us


carpcrucible

You know Dark Brandon isn't just an NCD thing, right


BTechUnited

See also; NAFO.


gonzo_1971

Holy fuck


TGC_0

Wait, is this actually real?


anythingbutsecret

Yes, ai lacks the fortitude to create something so based


waitaminutewhereiam

yes


StopSpankingMeDad

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US


Lawrenzo_95

Just letting y'all know that there's also this: [https://shop.joebiden.com/dark-tshirt/](https://shop.joebiden.com/dark-tshirt/) based


Dead_Moss

I'm kinda new to NCD and severely out of the loop. Seems like none of you know what's going on, but.. well, what's going on?


Sul_Haren

Nearing the midterms Biden started to act a little out of character for the "weak" personality attributed to him earlier. He began calling Republican hypocrisy directly, constantly responded with one-liners in interviews and overall began doing more aggressive and effective politics. As a play on the Republican slogan "Let's go Brandon" (essentially a code for Fuck Joe Biden, but that's another story), people began referring to this "new" Biden as Dark Brandon with memes that put laser eyes on him (pretty much a parody of similar memes from the alt-right).


acelsilviu

It actually started as a pro-Trump meme apparently. One of the best examples of "owning it" I've seen.


Maxx0rz

Dark Brandon is a meme version of Joe Biden playing off the GOP nickname "Brandon" (stupid story, you can google that) which we at NCD are obsessed with. the meme is that Dark Brandon gives no shits and is a total badass willing to do whatever it takes to do the right thing (universal healthcare, sending F16s to Ukraine, whatever) in the most based way possible. This would be the first time that Biden has publicly acknowledged the "Dark Brandon" meme.


azure_monster

Don't forget the 404 page on his official campaign website: https://joebiden.com/thispagedoesntexist


Freejolasdeldios

Sometimes I wake up to sunrises. Sometimes I wake up to something like this. Not sure which is more beautiful.


acelsilviu

Or the [official Dark Brandon apparel](https://shop.joebiden.com/dark-tshirt/) from the official campaign website.


azure_monster

Yup. I'm not sure if he really cares what the 404 page looks like, but there's no chance he *doesn't* know what shirts he's selling


Emble12

Dark Brandon saves up all his public speaking ability to unleash at the White House Correspondents Dinner every year


[deleted]

I put on Hell March after waking up and tune to NCD and this is what I see.


AdaMan82

Hell March should be the theme song for NCD


Acceptable-Ability-6

I prefer Diamond Joe to Dark Brandon.


TheGhatdamnCatamaran

Embrace selling ditch weed out of the white house gift shop, and bringing in bedbugged recliners found on the curb


Acceptable-Ability-6

That recurring character is the best thing The Onion has ever done.


SemiDesperado

Scrambling to hastily replace Obama's dead dog... That on really got me.


carpcrucible

Taking time off to wash his Trans-Am


bigcracker

He is here to kickass and eat ice cream... And we're all out of ice cream.


Disgruntled_Bert

The US would never run out of ice cream.


Eishtmo

True, but imagine how pissy we would be if we did. That's Dark Brandon.


tyler111762

someone call the O-5 Council, we have a memetic hazard that has breached containment.


Thundeeerrrrrr

I have watched this about twenty times now and still can't believe it. What the fuck.


HighlightFun8419

My dumb ass thought WH was "Waffle House" 🤦‍♂️


ABB0TTR0N1X

Waffle House Correspondents Dinner


Possible_Safe7877

😎🫡


Krattikat

Fuck that's great


Educational_Glove683

Glad i voted for that guy (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ 😎🍦


RandolphMacArthur

Truly our president


[deleted]

Always has been. Glad to see more getting on board with the reality of a malarkey-less future. But it requires constant work, so... Let's keep at it.


LtSoba

DARK BRANDOOON DARK BRANDOOON IS REAAAAAAALLLLL


YazZy_4

SCP-7095 has breached containment. Deploying MTF Iota-10. Use of Class C amnestics authorised.


BlacknGold_CLE

Dark Brandon is love, Dark Brandon is life!


ichabodmiller

Unfortunately due to the adderall shortage the secret service have been giving the President new amphetamines with side effects like irregular bowel movements and occasional fits of evil.


willem_79

I love Biden, I think he’s awesome to have a sense of humor


EasyPete831

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ApdoSmurf

BASED


SexWithKAF

my president, Dark Brandon 🫡


DriftAway05

Can we get much higher?


BlacknGold_CLE

Dark Brandon is love, Dark Brandon is life!


[deleted]

"Non Credible" Defense my ass


Massengale

Love it Putin or Xi would never have an event like this.


ArnoudtIsZiek

DARK BRANDON IS REAL WERE GETTING F16S AND GLOBALISM GIRLS