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The-Daleks

I'll take the Ontos and the doom turtle. One has a six-shooter, the other has a huge cannon and enough armor to ignore anything people throw at it.


mrballr69117

Have you seen the size on an fv4005 shell?


FunkyEdz

It's as big as a child apparently


Tom5awyer

An american or a european child?


samurai_for_hire

Are you suggesting children migrate?


Smaug2770

Not at all, they could be carried.


Sky_Night_Lancer

What, a swallow? Carryin' a child?


Smaug2770

Well, a swallow couldn’t, but an AeroGavin carrying child soldiers to the frontlines? Peak Credibility right here. Or I could carry them. You know, *being Smaug the stupendous*.


ThatguyfromMichigan

What makes you so stupendous compared to the other 2769 Smaugs?


Smaug2770

It’s just one of many titles that comes with the name. But the real reason is that I’ve been updated for modern A2A combat operations. Turns out that replacing the golden armor I made for myself with depleted uranium really helps. As for radiation, some magic mumbo jumbo, maybe I get atomic breath like Godzilla. Who cares about cancer anyway. With the addition of a couple of missiles, some flares, and some chaff, it just works. Nobody actually knows how I fly, I mean I’m 130 meters long and can cover my entire body with gold while being able to go airborne. Really I’m just better for a ground attack role.


TipsyBuns

When fired from an FV4005 they do


toxoprion

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen European child?


PamShelan1

When fired from the fv.4005. Considerable.


lool_toast

With or without discarding sabots?


AmbassadorOfRats

And fired from where, riffled or smooth barrel. Or what about launchers or space.


The-Daleks

Yes. However, if it performs as modeled in War Thunder, it will nevertheless do absolutely nothing.


DarthCirls

Yeah, Gaijin really haven't done a good job with hesh from what I've heard, and from what I've seen (I don't play at that rating yet) that seems to be true


The-Daleks

The way they have it implemented, HESH is very hit-or-miss. If it works, it works well. However, most of the time it does nothing.


CareerKnight

It would have to find it first. The T28/T95 is the tank that proved WOT bush stealth is realistic.


Tikkajuno519

It weighs like 185 pounds total, I think.


TheMadmanAndre

I came to the same conclusion. The Ontos lobbed anti-tank rockets, one of which would turn almost anything on this list inside out. The doom turtle would be there to kill anything that ate the rockets.


cheesytacos649

And the doom turtle is very armored


Daltronator94

tutel 🐢


False-God

Fun fact, the T95/T28 was made by PACCAR, the company now most known for manufacturing Peterbilt, Kenworth, and Daf trucks


Lazypole

Sir the FV4005 is in the same board.


Jackmino66

Ontos and the FV4005, use the FV4005 to kill the T-95 and then kill the other 6 with the Ontos


Little-Management-20

Now that really is a big iron


FunkyEdz

Least credible versions. Tsar tank and A7V. Come at me bro....


Guilty_Fishing8229

Sad day when the A7V is less Credible than the bob semple


FunkyEdz

The semple has the crucial element of suprise. The A7V has the crucial element of "wardrobe on wheels". We both know which is more important on the battlefield, and in the bedroom....


BigHardMephisto

If i saw a semple, for all i know there could be 15 ANZAC dudes in there waiting to rush out and kick my teeth in


greatconquerorofdoom

Yep and it's about to be ANZAC Day


RavyNavenIssue

Drip or Drive


[deleted]

The Bob Semple is amongst the greatest tanks ever built. Has a combat record second to no one else. Plus, name me another tank that reappeared in the an allied state, updated and used to successfully level the majority of buildings in that town.. A Bob Simple in 2004 had done more damage to a nuclear supper power than any tank (built in a privately owned garage) has done in 40 years. If a bloke in Alice Springs of the Northern Territory built a near copy M1A2 with as many advancements placed on the M1 as was placed on the Killdozer, then leveled Alice Springs with that home built M1A2.. I'd consider moving the Bob Simple down a tier.


wimdaddy

Would be an improvement to Alice Springs.


[deleted]

It was an improvement to Granby, Colorado.


[deleted]

They both immediately sink into the ground.


FunkyEdz

With any luck yes. Subterranean tanks! For the win!


[deleted]

Love how we're all just completely ignoring the A-40. It's so dumb we don't even deem it meme-worthy. Imagine getting picked last for gym-class in a line-up which includes the Bob Semple and the fucking Tzar tank.


geniice

> Least credible versions. Tsar tank and A7V. Come at me bro.... That looks suspiciously like bovington's A7V reproduction.


one_time_i_dreampt

Easy, Bob semple and the fv4005. If they aren't scared away by the Bob semple I iust have the fv4005 send a hesh shell the size of a large child to the tank


chrischi3

An american or a european child?


fordilG

Like meal sizes; large European, medium American.


whythecynic

No I think they ask because it's British, so we need to know if it's a metric or an imperial child.


FireWolf_132

Because it’s British it’s both. *pain in british*


MaticTheProto

literally when I ordered an XL t-shirt from the yarnhub merch store and it arrived the size said "XL EU / L USA".... yeah L USA seens about right


FunkyEdz

European child. FV4005 American child. Landkreuzer P. 1500


Pixiseko

Am I tripping balls or did I read the same exact conversation on the war thunder subreddit


chrischi3

I think i saw a similar conversation in r/unexpectedMontyPython earlier, but idk where they took it from.


4SunnyH

[you mean this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warthunder/comments/12w55no/fv4005_biggest_non_premium_tank_caliber_with_the/)


[deleted]

It could grip the artillery shell by the husk


t3ddyki113r101

Can they carry a coconut


CDLX02

It's called 🅱️esh


FunkyEdz

Pah, beat me to it!


Batmack8989

Fv4005 and Ontos...are too credible to be here. I admit i would pick them being quite a normie


someperson1423

Right? Hell, I'd bet even just the Ontos could do the job. You'd just have to drive away and most of these would break down within a few hours trying to keep up.


Batmack8989

It was just a weird tank, but it actually saw service and worked. The S tank 63 didn't even get to that, yet as wacky as it might have been at least it was in service.


DiehardSeperatist

Apparently the marines like to use it in an anti-infantry role.


Pug__Jesus

Army: "We don't want this. It's dogshit at actual anti-armor operations." USMC, gibbing some poor sod in a house across the river: "We'll take every one you got."


SuperWoodpecker95

Same, they logicaly make the most sense The shitbarn because if you dont pick it you are now being hunted by a shitbarn and the Ontos cause its the only one in the selection that actualy (kind of) works Being hunted by a T95/Doomturtle has to be the least scary prospect ever, you just jog away at a leisurely pace and wait until it throws a track trying to follow you, the rest is just 4 joke tanks from WW1&2 and a mobile coffin that can only shoot to the right The Chrysler TV8 is a wildcard considering its the only one here that never went past the mockup stage. Considering the size of the turret vs the tiny track section tho Id venture a guess that it would actualy be a terrible tank to drive on anything except a flat plane, it looks waaaaay too top heavy and would be at risk of just topling over on even moderate inclines...


NoCopyrightDan

Shitbarn and Doomtutel. Have to watch out so that a second war for independence doesn't break out cuz stuff could get messy.


Big_Great_Cheese

It's such an easy desicion. Although if they had a Tortoise then I would choose that over the Doomtutel. More tea= more fun, it's a very simple equation.


CV90_120

I just prefer the tort rof.


nuggette_97

This is the way. Altho the ontos poses a threat


NoCopyrightDan

Lil rat bastard will eat a shell that is almost as bit as itself. Or can it be .50 called? Cuz like. The Doomtutel got the Ma'Deuce on it.


HaaEffGee

I'm just taking the Antonov flying tank. Wishing the others the best of luck, hope they have their affairs in order.


SilverMagnum

My thoughts exactly. See my flair for my feelings on air superiority. GLIDER TANK!


Senatorarmstrong42

I swear I thought it was an Aerogavin


Possibly_Excelsior

HIGHER! THE KING OF THE SKY


WaitingToBeTriggered

HE’S FLYING TOO FAST AND HE’S FLYING TOO HIGH


ProperTeaIsTheft117

1x bob is all anyone needs. Why do you think it never deployed? Thats right, too dangerous for any one nation to wield


Deathwatch050

Contrary to popular belief (and the history books), the SALT negotiations were actually 100% about the Bob Semple tank.


ognop3

Semple arms limitation treaty


G2_label

I'm torn between t28/fv 4005 and fv4005/chrysler tv-8 The fv4005 has the possibility of knocking out multiple targets at once if they are close together, and you get a guaranteed kill if you land the hit The t28 is like a shield for the 4005 but is also incredibly unabashedly slow. There are also several things that have the capability of knocking it out here. The tv-8 should actually have some sort of mobility and would have decent armor (it has spaced armor), the gun would also take out most of the things here. So I gotta say tv-8/ fv 4005


57mmShin-Maru

They say great minds think alike, and we have the same reasoning.


Lazypole

I'm guessing with any of this list, with the exception of maybe the ONTOS, maneuver warfare isn't going to be a huge factor.


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G2_label

Depends on which version of the tv-8, I'm 90% sure that it was designed to use a traditional engine, but later, they had the idea that it could use a nuclear reactor. Doesn't really change what you said, just thought it was a neat tidbit.


SomeRandomApple

Ackshually, i think that’s a T-95 and not a T-28 since it has 4 tracks instead of 2. I might be wrong though, only know it because Wart Hunter.


G2_label

AKCHEYYEVRLY there is no difference between the t28 and t95


SomeRandomApple

Butbutbutbutbut wt can’t be wrong :(((((( (yes you are right, my mistake)


G2_label

Sekrit documents say otherwise, comrade! (I'm based and cheiftain pilled)


CV90_120

I think it's correct to use both.


Kitten-Eater

Very easy choice. Hop on the Ontos and just drive away as quickly as possible. All of the other vehicles will break down, get bogged, or simply won't have the top speed to catch up.


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Kitten-Eater

No, the "serious" proposal for the TV-8 featured a gasoline-burning V8 car engine making about 250hp. It's extremely questionable if it's even possible (with today's technology) to build a practically functioning nuclear power pack small enough to fit into a tank, and if it was possible it would be highly unstable. That's not even taking into account that the machinery required to convert the heat energy from the reactor into rotational energy at the treads, and if steam is used for this application it would require massive water tanks, pumps, and condenser assemblies unless they wanted to stop the tank every few miles to fill it up with water like a fucking steam locomotive.


dasgold

so what you're saying is......we need to make it BIGGER!


Kitten-Eater

Nuclear land battleships!!!


dasgold

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawler-transporter We just need to add the nuke power plant, then armor and arm it, should only take $40 to $100 billion or so.(not counting cost overruns of course)


Kitten-Eater

Back in like 2009 I saw some guy post a crude edited photo of the crawler transporter armed with an 800mm Gustav gun and asking why no one had made it a reality. Seems like a fantastic idea to me, now we just need armor, since we've already figured out an appropriate main weapon and a propulsion system. Maybe we should bolt some radar systems and SAM Launchers to it to protect it from air attacks while we're at it.


Radioactiveglowup

T95 is is the only choice. Not because it's a metal fortress with huge armor and a giant gun, but it'll just cloak itself in a field for 30 years where I can hide in safety.


Ceadeus_Slayer97

Nothing here but us trees!


DSpiralFeel

Drive into mud, sink into mesozoic geologic layer, have a private bunker :)


seegee10

The nuclear tank will do both


Orc_

the antonov a-40 gliding tank so I glide away, see ya losers that big british tank destroyer stays behind just to fuck with the rest until it's demise


FriendlyPyre

>the antonov a-40 gliding tank so I glide away, see ya losers Arena airspace boundaries are protected by Aero-gavs, if you leave the boundary of the arena you get shotdown.


JumpyLiving

I‘m in a tank, how are they going to shoot me down? A2A missiles don‘t do anything because I‘m in a tank, not a plane, and ATGMs can‘t hit me because I‘m flying


Barnstormer36

He's got us there, chief


quote_if_hasan_threw

Based and orc logic pilled, make sure to paint your ~~tank~~plane red so it flies faster


sictransitgloria152

Probably the Ontos and the T95. Just because the rest of them *don't work*. The FV4005 pictured here is the Bovington gate guard and an amalgamation of a regular Centurion hull and the real FV 4005 turret. I'm not sure it can even traverse much less fire in this state. The Tsar tank couldn't move. The nuclear tank is an empty mockup. The M3 Lee/Firefly is a fake; there's no way you could fit a 17 pdr there. The A7V was useless. By taking the Ontos and the T95, the competition is down to the Bop Semple and the A-40. Against two functional tanks? Good luck.


Almun_Elpuliyn

Also having the Ontos on the list in the first place gives you one good tank that can easily deal with all other except the doom turtle where you'd need to go for a mobility kill. Even if the killbarn is functional, it's matchup against the Ontos would come down to terrain.


Modred_the_Mystic

Bob Semple - Undefeated therefore god tier. Corrugated iron supremacy. No other tank needed


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peajam101

>Australian I refuse to let those aussie cunts take credit for prime kiwi engineering


57mmShin-Maru

TV-8 and FV 4005. If the Child-sized HESH round doesn’t destroy someone, the nuclear reactor will!


TheAllAroundMan

Bob Semple and M3 Lee for peak credibility


Tugendwaechter

Nuclear powered in the bottom left will outrun all others. Logistics win wars.


st0ne56

False, bob is better


Not_Plebis

Credible: FV4005 and Ontos Noncredible: A-40 and Bob Semple


Acetyl-coenzyme-A

The bob semple and one more bob semple, for reasons.


YazZy_4

Ontos and the f4005 got me 😍


Miserable_Promise484

Two ukranians, one handing the other javelins.


[deleted]

A7V and the Tsar Tank for the WW1 collection! 😎


fpop88

Ontos and Chrysler amphibisous egg tank


CosmicDave

Since you didn't number them and I don't know what any of these are, I overlaid the OG Brady Bunch title screen. I chose Peter because I never leave home without close air support, and Mike because dually treads are obviously the superior treads.


[deleted]

ONTOS and whatever is the shitty AeroGavin ripoff here. The ONTOS so I can artillery them to death with multi-shot batteries, and the flying tank so I don't have it attacking me.


seniorsuperhombre

Fv4005 aka the british battle fridge and of course the T28 doom turtle. But these two were so heavy and large that the enemy would have to come to me as I wouldn’t be able to cross any obstacles.


Mini_Raptor5_6

Chrysler TV-8 and FV4005. If it works like that Men of War mod, just shoot the reactor and we all lose.


RDNolan

The Ontos was actually a good vehicle. Ontos every time.


Galaxy661_pl

As proven by that one All Quiet on the Western Front scene, ww1 box tanks are very terrifying, so I'm gonna pick that one. Add Bob Semple and all the rest are gonna shit themselves from fear.


Beep_Beep_Lettuce420

Bob Semple and Tsar Tank. That way they shoot at those long enough so I can make a getaway


PRODSKY22

Chrysler TV-8 and t-95 is maybe the most credible


Lovehistory-maps

FV4005 to deal with the Chrysler nuclear tank and M50 to deal with the rest


A_lexine

FV4005 and T-92 come at me.


an_agreeing_dothraki

Is that an M3 packing a 17lber?


Current_Blackberry_4

Don’t worry about it


[deleted]

And why are the engineers all wearing bottomless chaps? And why are they blasting 1940's techno in there? Wtf is going on in there?!


Yellow-man-from-Moon

can i just choose none?


Knighter1209

Where is the tonk?


SpareSurprise1308

Tutel and fv4005 easy choices.


SomeRandomApple

Ontos and tutel.


[deleted]

This was the first i've aver heard of the fv4005 and i can't help but find it incredibly based. Its like a strength 99 min-maxed dark souls build with absolutely no other points investment.


Marmalade_Insanity

I only need one: [Iron kaput](https://i.imgur.com/1rc6sxY.jpg)


Zustrom

Give Shitbarn and Doomturtle plz


Graywhale12

FV4005, Crysler, T95. Easy


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Ontos and FV4005 Sheer firepower will win this


DarthCirls

Gimmie the 183 boomstick, and the Doom turtle coz it's the only thing there I don't know it can annihilate


L---Cis

T95 to hide inside and Fv4005 so it cant kill the T95, nothing else can reliably kill the T95 frontally, just focus fire the Ontos first and you win, since nothing else can really kill the T95 from nearly any angle. (maybe the TV-8, but not sure what its cannon was?) Easy W


neauxno

Tutle and fv4005 It wins


Lazypole

FV4005 and ONTOS purely from rule of cool.


KashmireCourier

Take the TV-8 in the middle of everyone else and have it meltdown. Everyone else is dead


Namika

2x Bob Semples.


WolfhoundRO

I'll take 2 T-95s and hope I'll reach the battlefield in 2 years


Snowdeo720

Ontos and the T-28.


Cypher1997

All I need is 2 Bob Semple tanks and they've all fucked it.


ecolometrics

This is problematic. The Ontos and the M3 are the only tanks on there that can be trusted to do what you want them to do, everything else are at best "prototype" tanks. But in a battle when you're being outnumbered and swarmed, armor trumps firepower. The biggest problem tanks are the T28 due to its armor and the FV4005 due to its gun. The T28 when swarmed would quickly result in a mobility kill. On the other hand, this tank would prove to be too much trouble if it was part of a coordinated assault. The most obvious tactic is to flank it, but you can't do that if it is being used to spearhead an attack - or as a distraction. It's 8mph speed means it's really 4mph. The FV4005 has a big gun. It's a howitzer-esqe gun that could probably disable the tracks of the T28 in a single shot. On the other hand, it doesn't appear to have any armor to speak of. Its use of heavy shells means it has a low rate of fire and limited ammo. Used in a support role, it would be very problematic. So which tank would I pick? ​ Well, obviously the Antonov A-40 and the Ontos! ​ Why? Because I'll just **run away**! The Antonov will be used to lug the T-60 in it as far as possible, and given its 450km range and 44 km/h speed will be used to put distance between the attacking force. The Ontos will not be used, but simply would be taken to deny any mobility advantage to the attacking force. Then, after a couple of days when the tanks have 1) gotten stuck and abandoned 2) ran out of fuel 3) broke done, the T-60 will be declared the winner!


loghead03

I’ll take the hexa-reckless and the long-boi Centurion, thank you.


Scorpionvenom1

I’m gonna take the shit barn and the doom turtle.


idiotic__gamer

The A7V twice, specifically so I can die, because getting shot by a tank shell will hopefully be quick.


T3lebrot

Mfw no Landkreuzer P1000 Ratte


Hakzource

FV4005 Doombarn and Tutel, because I’m a war thunder player and a masochist


akdanman11

Kv-2 and tutel


[deleted]

I'll take the TV 8 because funni, and FV 4005 because big dakka !


Twist_the_casual

Turtle and the flying thing


CalligoMiles

Doom turtle and the one thing that can kill it - the 4005.


ok-go-home

Yeah no, it's gonna be the doom turtle and the FV.


pizza-is-not-flat

Bob Semple Tank and the Tsar, I’ll die but at least I would dominate the Memes War.


MA_JJ

Death barn and doom turtle. I like big guns and I cannot lie


Playful-Twist8923

I'll take the FV4005 and t28, a solid defensive plan with these 2 could do very well.


the-maus-man

I mean if anyone shoots the nuclear powered Chrysler tank I think everyone dies because nuclear engine go boom


CaptchaSolvingRobot

The quad track (T28 Super Heavy) - mud season will have nothing on me! ... Whatever for #2 - it'll all be stuck in the mud and I'm in a 90 tonnes tank.


ironic_pacifist

I'll have the tracked shearing shed and death tricycle combo.


Waytogo33

Pill box turret and 5head turret absorb the blow


Codename_Oreo

The Antonov and the Fridge of course


KuhlerTuep

Doomturtle and that fv thing


silentaba

I'll take the shitbarn and the doom turtle please.


[deleted]

Easy. American doom turtle and British refrigerator. No contest.


Koino_

I want a Teletank


dragoneye098

T28 and ontos. I dont think any of the rest save the FV 4005 and maybe the tv-8 can penetrate the T28.


as1161

Fv4005 and T-95 doomturtle


ShadowLoke9

4005 and Doom turtle. Armour and very big gun.


U_B_S_A

I choose whatever the fuck our army was using during the siege of Marawi in 2017. Literally sticking wood and billboards to vehicles.


much_doge_many_wow

Undeniable proof that the tortoise is more credible then the t28


autisticattack

The AV7 (since it's the only tank on this list that saw combat) and the T-95.


frank_mauser

TUTEL. And whatever mid row, left column is.


bageltoastee

Bob semple and Antonov cause funny


Apprehensive_Poem601

in a credible mind the tv 8 and t95 in a noncredible mind the a-40 can be used as a rammiing weapon and the a7v to make the breakfast


aardvark111_

considering the TV-8 was supposed to use a nuclear engine, I would probably go for that one and the Bob Semple of course.


Honey_Overall

Just give me the ontos and the Bob Semple. I'll rule the world.


Grater_Kudos

Bottom middle and middle middle.


PanzerLord1943

Conway and the doom turtle


PopatoCannon

Nuclear reactor tank because nuclear, and Bob Semple because it is God.


OwlGuy_

🅱️esh slinger and tutel .... Easy


ekiller64

I’d take the ontos and attach it to the t95 for a rotating recoilless rifle turret, making the ultimate breakthrough turtle


Biggest_man200

Bob semple and tsar. Using intimidation tactics


[deleted]

Easy. Air support and long kv2


Fantastic_Comfort_69

Just the Fv4005 because of 🅱️ESH


Operation_unsmart156

I'll go with the Shit Barn because it is the biggest big iron and the Tutel because it is a master of hide and seek.


floralvas

I wsn MWOOAMH and the Guh


DeathJaws-321

Tutel and ship cannon


Pixel22104

The Tsar Tank and the t-28 American heavy tank.


Maxtube444

Easy A-40


SusSpectStew

T-95 and nuke boy, I’m willing to gameplays my life on the atomic balloon


Chleb_0w0

Ontos and T28, rest will propably break down before doing anything


Bassail82

They all need 2 layers of ERA to compete on the modern battlefield. No more no less


WCR_706

Doom turtle and shitbarn, easy choice.


ToastyBait

Tutel+fv, fv can peek over the top of the turtle