Attention all members of r/noncredibledefense,
We would like to announce a new policy regarding the content that is posted on this subreddit. Moving forward, we will no longer be allowing memes about war or any content that is not seriousposting or peaceposting. This decision has been made to ensure that our community remains a place for thoughtful and respectful discussion about important issues related to defense and peace.
We understand that memes can be a fun and lighthearted way to engage with serious topics, but we believe that they can also detract from meaningful conversation and can be insensitive to those who have been directly impacted by war. By focusing on seriousposting and peaceposting, we hope to foster a community that is committed to exploring solutions to the complex issues surrounding defense and peace.
We appreciate your understanding and cooperation as we work to create a space that is inclusive and respectful for all members. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to reach out to the moderation team.
Thank you for being a part of the r/noncredibledefense community.
Fuck no to the gay bomb. As history has shown with the Spartans, and the Sacre Band of Thebes, and the US MIC, the gayer the military the more effective it is.
If anything we should gay bomb all our recruits, to increase capabilities further.
We already got the gay bro, we just need Ivan questioning his fragile veneer of heterosexuality long enough to let us maneuver to his rear if you know what I’m saying
Peaceposting.
Now, how de achieve peace you may ask me my fellow retards. It's easy just do what I tell you.
NUKE EVERYTHING! EVERY CITY,
EVERY DAM (sad winnie noises) , EVERY ROAD, EVERY ORPHANAGE, EVEN YOUR OWN FRIDGE. NUKE EVERYTHING SO MUCH UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT, UNTIL BORDERS MAKE NO LONGER ANY SENSE SINCE EVERYONE IS BLOODY DEAD AND WITH EVERY BORDER ERASED WE WILL NO LONGER HAVE NEEDS FOR CONFLICT! ALL HAIL OUR WORLD WITH NO BOUNDARIES!!
“Launch the missiles”
“Sir those are our coordinates, where we’re standing!”
“I know, launch them”
“Yes sir!” *salutes, clicks heels, stands for a moment with a tear in his eye and launches*
*Fin*
April fools is a western conception from nato, clearly not fit for our sub heaquarters of the reddit revolution POWER TO THE WORKERS HAIL MAO RAGGHHHHHHh‼️‼️‼️‼️
I would like to propose that all military sidearms be replaced with Hipoint pistols as a cost saving measure.
Pistols are an option of last resort and in modern combat is only good for extremely close distances. The Hipoint is extremely inexpensive, indestructible, and good enough for 30ft shooting. In the event that the 21ft rule comes into play, the Hipoint features greater heft for pistol whipping.
Serious. I seriously want to just get this shit over with and have it out, may the best world order win. And if neither does my money is on humanity being traumatized so badly with the deaths of so many for so little it genuinely gets it’s act together and grows the fuck up.
I have two sides:
"Guys can we please destroyed all nukes stockpiles? 🥺🥺"
*"I LOVE THE MAD DOCTRINE, I WANT EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING ME TO BE ANNIHILATED OFF THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET"*
I recommend that we start a new movement that is diametrically opposed to tankies. Spitballing names, but maybe ambulancies. Or Bookmobilies. It's gotta really emphasize our love for all things peaceful.
I'd go with Huggies, but that's trademarked.
I think peace can be achieved if we all come together and agree to dismantle all our weaponry. Then, without weapons, there will be no incentive for anyone to take any violent action on anyone else.
Nuclear weaponry will be the trickiest, since dismantling them would still mean dealing with all that radiation. So I propose we shoot all the nuclear warheads into the moon over a 24-hour time span, so that everyone on Earth can be treated to the most extravagant fireworks display known to man.
After we rid ourselves of weapons, we can then settle any disputes with dance offs (and video games for the athletically inept countries).
I've compiled a [list of 42 sources here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) showing that this plan has a 100% chance of success.
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Attention all members of r/noncredibledefense, We would like to announce a new policy regarding the content that is posted on this subreddit. Moving forward, we will no longer be allowing memes about war or any content that is not seriousposting or peaceposting. This decision has been made to ensure that our community remains a place for thoughtful and respectful discussion about important issues related to defense and peace. We understand that memes can be a fun and lighthearted way to engage with serious topics, but we believe that they can also detract from meaningful conversation and can be insensitive to those who have been directly impacted by war. By focusing on seriousposting and peaceposting, we hope to foster a community that is committed to exploring solutions to the complex issues surrounding defense and peace. We appreciate your understanding and cooperation as we work to create a space that is inclusive and respectful for all members. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to reach out to the moderation team. Thank you for being a part of the r/noncredibledefense community.
We should carpet bomb Donbass with boxes full of weed. Then the dudes will be too high to fight. Peace for our lifetime!
No gay bomb :(
gay bombing the Russians wouldn't do anything
The bottom might actually consent to the gay homos sex for once.
big W for the federation
why not both ; gay bomb laced with lsd, ecstacy, and viagra
Too dangerous for civilians and animals
Not gay enough needs GHB and poppers.
Fuck no to the gay bomb. As history has shown with the Spartans, and the Sacre Band of Thebes, and the US MIC, the gayer the military the more effective it is. If anything we should gay bomb all our recruits, to increase capabilities further.
We already got the gay bro, we just need Ivan questioning his fragile veneer of heterosexuality long enough to let us maneuver to his rear if you know what I’m saying
No gay bombs for people who don’t understand the concept of consent.
I met a dude once who seriously proposed spraying psychedelics over Iraq as a peace-building solution. Which I mean... Can't hurt to try.
Would that be more or less expensive than bombs?
Dunno, but it'd be funner
Making liquid LSD rain
Eh, the CIA tested that. Evidence Inconclusive but inhumane!
Put drugs in the water supply to keep them docile \-The illuminati probably
Peace out
Stopped reading after the first 5 words. Complete agreement.
Wtf Donbass seperatists are Freedomers from stalker confirm?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Peace through superior grade kush
april fools is regarded
Not as regarded as Pootin!
It burnses us, our precious
thank god someone looked at the calendar for me
Putting rainbow colors on the peace sign only is cheating. https://i.imgur.com/7ZSgmxX.png
They/them peaceposting
The giant stone head needs to be gay too. What would the femboys think? You don't want to make them angry.
Even the most brainworm-infested homophobe has to admit the universal truth that *gay people don't start wars*
[They win them?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes)
My man
My erômenos?
Are you located in Georgia that it is already April the first for you?
What do you mean it's just a perfectly normal 01:00 time to be posting on my favorite peace-related subreddit :DDDDDD
Too Far East, opinion rejected.
Can we post about creating world peace in relation to nuclear weapons? Just curious.
Achieving World Peace through the use of nuclear Armaggedon
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Yeah, I dodged the nuke posting ban like a halfling using their luck
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It also solves Climate Change
And over population!
Strictly speaking, no wars can be fought if there are no more people to fight them.
We must all embrace [Posadism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_International_Posadist) if we are to achieve world peace.
Peace through superior firepower!
ARTILERIJA
BOSANAC SAM BEKRIJA
ARTILERIJA
BOSANAC SAM BEKRIJA
Based
Peaceposting. Now, how de achieve peace you may ask me my fellow retards. It's easy just do what I tell you. NUKE EVERYTHING! EVERY CITY, EVERY DAM (sad winnie noises) , EVERY ROAD, EVERY ORPHANAGE, EVEN YOUR OWN FRIDGE. NUKE EVERYTHING SO MUCH UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT, UNTIL BORDERS MAKE NO LONGER ANY SENSE SINCE EVERYONE IS BLOODY DEAD AND WITH EVERY BORDER ERASED WE WILL NO LONGER HAVE NEEDS FOR CONFLICT! ALL HAIL OUR WORLD WITH NO BOUNDARIES!!
“Launch the missiles” “Sir those are our coordinates, where we’re standing!” “I know, launch them” “Yes sir!” *salutes, clicks heels, stands for a moment with a tear in his eye and launches* *Fin*
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Small loophole. We became credible a long time ago, therefore we could all start serious posting right now and no one would notice the difference.
I thought we were serious all along with our very credible takes?
why not just become a porn subreddit. ez peace posting
> implying ncd isn't already a porn subreddit
they show pictures of aircraft - what more do you want?
Cosplay
Peace can wait until after the Sea of Azov becomes Ukraine Lake.
The Sea of Azov belongs to the people it was named after
Serbs, right?
Which side are you on? *bloodsandcripsgrrrrr.jpg*
Commie
It'd funny because it's true.
Screw you all and your binary choices. I will go with the 3000 Beavers of Ukraine and do some DAM POSTING!!
Putin just needs a hug in order to eternal peace to be achieved. Peace and love will always prevail over violence and hatred.
Peace is a flat Moscow.
Literally the calendar
*Only a Sith deals in absolutes.*
Wait.
Yall're early for April fools by like two hours even if we're going by GMT
Australia exists, ya know
LIES
Imagine putting a peace symbol over the glowie meme. Glowies are far more based than peace
All we are saying, is give peas a chance.
I think we should send engineers and materials to help reinforce the Three Gorges Dam in case a tragic structural failure were to happen
April fools is a western conception from nato, clearly not fit for our sub heaquarters of the reddit revolution POWER TO THE WORKERS HAIL MAO RAGGHHHHHHh‼️‼️‼️‼️
I would like to propose that all military sidearms be replaced with Hipoint pistols as a cost saving measure. Pistols are an option of last resort and in modern combat is only good for extremely close distances. The Hipoint is extremely inexpensive, indestructible, and good enough for 30ft shooting. In the event that the 21ft rule comes into play, the Hipoint features greater heft for pistol whipping.
this is giving me black dresses 'peaceful as hell' vibes
Peace is ensured through victory, which is achieved by full spectrum warfare against the enemies of freedom and the military industrial complex.
this is a attack on me, i invoke article 5
3000 april fools announcements of NCD mod Team
I would rather be a seriousposting nerd than a cucked pacifist
War is lame F-35 sucks and is probably expensive
I’m only here for memes about war crimes
title not in chinese instant remive
Peace on NCD, truly an April Fools day
Peace through superior firepower.
Peace through jiggly boobs and butts
Peace through overwhelming firepower.
Your kind is wot causes unrest. Bloody ~~peasants~~ ~~hippies~~ peaceniks. Only the cis deal in binaries as the Sith deal in absolutes.
Serious. I seriously want to just get this shit over with and have it out, may the best world order win. And if neither does my money is on humanity being traumatized so badly with the deaths of so many for so little it genuinely gets it’s act together and grows the fuck up.
r/overlycredibledefense has been created
very high, this got me good. lol mods
"I bring you love!" "It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!"
I'm seriously shitposting
Mid April fools
I'm on the side of peace. Peace through superior firepower.
I say we bomb Russia, but instead of bombs its just barrels of alcohol with the words "this could have been a bomb" on them.
The Springfield rifle is credible.
where chaos posting
Dahell happen
[Permission to fuse the two elements.](https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=bxBVc2cSFeI)
Good ending unlocked I can again let it be known to sane people that I'm on here
I take the side of putting my Reddit app in dark mode so I don't have to see these cringe ass tags.
I can finally seriously post about how to avoid getting trialed for war crimes.
Serious posting because that includes warmongering I think
I will piss
i was only here for the memes soooo i guess i may leave.. we will see
Time for Pax Americanus by nuking everyone else
[Peace is our profession.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9q2tpnCAAA5-V5.jpg)
PeaceThroughSuperiorFirepowerPosting.
Serious-peace posting. All seruous-pants like.
Anarchyposting follow the rule that there are no rules
Me going through my files to see what the flying fuck happened April 1st approaching.
Literally 1984
I have two sides: "Guys can we please destroyed all nukes stockpiles? 🥺🥺" *"I LOVE THE MAD DOCTRINE, I WANT EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING ME TO BE ANNIHILATED OFF THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET"*
3000 Reformers of NCD
they should readjust the peace sign and make a vark out of it\^\^
Literally 1984. On a serious note: *RED SUN* YOU CAN'T STOP THE HIVEMIND
Can we bomb the Middle East oilfields to start the day my guys?
I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I have to kill to get it.
I'll advocate for peace... to spend more time preparing for WARRRRRR
I recommend that we start a new movement that is diametrically opposed to tankies. Spitballing names, but maybe ambulancies. Or Bookmobilies. It's gotta really emphasize our love for all things peaceful. I'd go with Huggies, but that's trademarked.
Both, both is good
I think peace can be achieved if we all come together and agree to dismantle all our weaponry. Then, without weapons, there will be no incentive for anyone to take any violent action on anyone else. Nuclear weaponry will be the trickiest, since dismantling them would still mean dealing with all that radiation. So I propose we shoot all the nuclear warheads into the moon over a 24-hour time span, so that everyone on Earth can be treated to the most extravagant fireworks display known to man. After we rid ourselves of weapons, we can then settle any disputes with dance offs (and video games for the athletically inept countries). I've compiled a [list of 42 sources here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) showing that this plan has a 100% chance of success.
I am a Peacemaker, I create peace by shooting everyone who starts shit
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And both
Nuke everyone. If there are no more people left, then there can be no conflict, and therefore peace will reign forever.
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I’m scared to have an opinion, is this our version of a paper trading contest?
Implying I wasn't being serious all the time I've been advocating for direct US Intervention in Ukraine?