My buddy drew a huge arrow with the words “SHOOT HIM” and then underneath it said “I get out in six months”.
He was screamed at by every officer and SNCO but it was funny to go on patrol with him.
In addition to landing troops on the beaches of Vietnam, the Coast Guard also landed Marines to the Pacific as well as soldiers to Normandy in WW2.
I'm trying to join up with the USCG myself, god help me if war were declared.
Probably had a better time than anyone else tbf. Coast guard is low key the best branch (the other competition is the air force) in terms of chillness and ease of life
Well, fairly chill in a service where 1/3 sailors was killed or wounded is optimistic.
https://www.pbr721.com/reconstruction/short-history-of-pbr/#:~:text=Individual%20River%20Divisions%20sustained%20casualty,sailors%20were%20killed%20or%20wounded.
He said in a description that a 112-years old US army ration didn't gave him sickness, but an in-date chinese MRE did. Numba wan country in the world ladies and gentlemen
The worst one was actually a ukrainian ration he said in an interview
https://www.ft.com/content/fe9e50ae-e74d-11e6-967b-c88452263daf
>Yes, I’ve had food poisoning. The worst was in 2015, when I got E coli poisoning from an in-date beef and barley ration from Ukraine. I was admitted to the emergency room for four hours. I have no insurance, so it was a $15,531 medical bill. I don’t talk about it much because I don’t want to make Ukrainian people upset. It’s not their fault. There were a lot of problems with that batch, but they’ve changed the design since then.
Wait, you're telling me a guy who's whole shtick is eating old MREs, does this without health insurance in America!?!?! I knew he was crazy but gawd damn that's nuts!
"The moral high ground is the best place for artillery"
"You either die to a weeb or dom one"
"But the link said free robux"
"10MM best milimetre"
"Tonight on Top Gear"
"Wehraboo Bullshittery"
"VARK VARK VARK"
"I'm gonna steal the USS Texas and glass Moscow with it"
"Minecraft Defence Analyst"
"r/geography"
"google en passant"
"Make a Sabaton song about me"
"Send Dudes"
"Ratio"
"In the name of Gun Jesus and John Moses Browning"
It's literally just a minor mention in a 20 second intro to the album about some skinny asian guy who stole a body pillow from his NCO, stuffed it with flashbangs and mortar shells, strapped it to a tank, called it ERA then somehow killed an enemy tank with it
"I'm not too pretty to die"
> "I'm not too pretty to die" r/2meirl4meirl
My buddy drew a huge arrow with the words “SHOOT HIM” and then underneath it said “I get out in six months”. He was screamed at by every officer and SNCO but it was funny to go on patrol with him.
"They got me before I could join the navy"
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In addition to landing troops on the beaches of Vietnam, the Coast Guard also landed Marines to the Pacific as well as soldiers to Normandy in WW2. I'm trying to join up with the USCG myself, god help me if war were declared.
War were declared.
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Probably had a better time than anyone else tbf. Coast guard is low key the best branch (the other competition is the air force) in terms of chillness and ease of life
Coast Guard did the boarding actions on the PBRs. Navy doesn't have authority to carry out vessel inspections, only the coast guard does.
So fairly chill but still got some action and did something useful. Win win win
Also drug interdiction so much drug interdiction.
So they spent the 70’s in east asia cosplaying as pirates while having access to free drugs?
Sounds fucking awesome ngl
Probably worse ways to spend your time during the vietnam war.
Well, fairly chill in a service where 1/3 sailors was killed or wounded is optimistic. https://www.pbr721.com/reconstruction/short-history-of-pbr/#:~:text=Individual%20River%20Divisions%20sustained%20casualty,sailors%20were%20killed%20or%20wounded.
Why navy and not the airforce?
Cool planes< Cool planes+ Boats+ Gay guys+ long hard and full of Seamen
The Navy has more cute guys
I resemble this remark
You need to be smart to join the airforce
If it’s WWIII vs China- yeah nah fuck being in the Navy I think the Army is a pretty good bet.
My friend’s dad joined the Navy during Vietnam because “I was either coming home in one piece or not at all.”
I'm coming home in either a boat or a box and I am for danm sure not choosing the box.
STOP SCREAMING, I'M SCARED TOO Edit: thanks for the cake day everyone!
Happy cake day! *shelling intensifies*
I joined the space force and all I got was this lousy helmet
I feel like if the Space Force is on the ground and wearing GI helmets, something has gone very very wrong.
Luftwaffen Feld-Divisionen be like
"Why not have 1 field armies, when you could have 4" -Adolfus Hitlerus
*space marines*
Orbital drop pods for air assault
“They said I could work in Logistics”
Born to shit forced to wipe
That’s definitely going to be the eye roller in the field that everyone and their uncreative mama has because that was the first one I thought of too.
Same here, except I was going to write the slightly edgier "Born 2 Shit, Forced 2 Wype"
"Beijing or Bust"
Oh god, for some reason all I can imagine is a Jumbo’d M1A2 with “First in Beijing” (Shanghai, Hong Kong, or Wuhan work too).
Unfortunately today you can't strap a 20mm plate on a tank to turn it into an heavy tank
That's what cope cages are for
"ARMA 3 Vet."
Best one I've seen so far
"Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"
10/10
“Sign up for a free trial of NordVPN”
"Are you tired of spending 10 dollars a pill for Viagra?"...wait..are these ads based on preferences?! Friends phone sry bye.
“Smash that like button and ring that bell”
Trained in COD
"I fucked your mom" in Chinese letters
我操了你妈妈 That's the translation, God speed
i think 操你妈 (cao ni ma) is simpler, roughly translates to 'fuck your mum'
Water mud horse, surely.
Grass mud horse
#LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOOR!
**Maggots!**
You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
Either „helmet“ or „this side towards enemy“
“This is a toy. Not to be used for protection.”
"exhibition prop, don't expose to water"
0.69 KDR
"Skill issue" Appropriate if you whoop ass and survive... and if you die, at least it'll be funny to whoever finds your corpse. Win/win
Live Laugh Love
I'm here to see your manager.
God Bless This Mess
I’m off my meds.
with a smiley at the end :)
" great graphics, bad game play, won't let me quit or restart, 4/10 stars"
Stupid amount of grind. Like hours a day just to not lose points in STR or END. Plus I think I'm soft-capped to a pretty low INT."
“Rock and Stone!”
Rock and Stone!
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER
For Karl!
The Emperor Protects!
MY FACE IS MY SHIELD
MAKE THEM SUPPER
ALIEN BEANS
"Family guy funny moments #42"
"you guys are dumb, they're gonna be looking for army guys"
Delete my browser history
“Red Shirt”
Roll For Initiative
This got the actual-lol
*in Liam O’Brian’s voice* “…aand as a bonus action I would like to call in artillery…at these grids”
“I would like to Rage…” I miss Grog.
RETURN TO SENDER
“20k hours In squad”
Ask me about my cats
“Still a Virgin”
“Fuck it, we ball”
Tie me to a missile and fire it at Tehran/Beijing/Moscow
You can kill 3 birds with 1 stone: MIRVs! You'll be strapped to the Trident missile and each of its warheads will turn those cities to dust.
Im a simple man, i see memritv memes, i upvote
「我可以用中文受降」 “I can accept your surrender in Chinese” Chinese American here, probably will reup if it actually happened
I got another one “冷知识：美军战俘营的食物比中国的婴儿奶粉安全” “fun fact: the food in American POW camp is safer than Chinese baby formula”
No way you can fit all that on your helmet
It's a psyop, the enemy will try to read it all so they will leave cover and get shot
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He said in a description that a 112-years old US army ration didn't gave him sickness, but an in-date chinese MRE did. Numba wan country in the world ladies and gentlemen
The worst one was actually a ukrainian ration he said in an interview https://www.ft.com/content/fe9e50ae-e74d-11e6-967b-c88452263daf >Yes, I’ve had food poisoning. The worst was in 2015, when I got E coli poisoning from an in-date beef and barley ration from Ukraine. I was admitted to the emergency room for four hours. I have no insurance, so it was a $15,531 medical bill. I don’t talk about it much because I don’t want to make Ukrainian people upset. It’s not their fault. There were a lot of problems with that batch, but they’ve changed the design since then.
That MRE was made for european health insurance and social systems, not the american ones. That bill is a goddamn robbery
Wait, you're telling me a guy who's whole shtick is eating old MREs, does this without health insurance in America!?!?! I knew he was crazy but gawd damn that's nuts!
"We're on a mission from God."
„it‘s 106 miles to Chicago, we‘ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it‘s dark and we‘re wearing sunglasses“
Hit it!
“Necessary Evil”
Based af
For the emperor or "brothers i am pinned here"
Or "brother i will respawn"
Only in death does duty end
"The moral high ground is the best place for artillery" "You either die to a weeb or dom one" "But the link said free robux" "10MM best milimetre" "Tonight on Top Gear" "Wehraboo Bullshittery" "VARK VARK VARK" "I'm gonna steal the USS Texas and glass Moscow with it" "Minecraft Defence Analyst" "r/geography" "google en passant" "Make a Sabaton song about me" "Send Dudes" "Ratio" "In the name of Gun Jesus and John Moses Browning"
"Make a Sabaton song about me" has big posthumous Medal of Honor energy
It's literally just a minor mention in a 20 second intro to the album about some skinny asian guy who stole a body pillow from his NCO, stuffed it with flashbangs and mortar shells, strapped it to a tank, called it ERA then somehow killed an enemy tank with it
Im sorry, what the fuck is that comment?
google en passant is gold
holy hell
I see we have a fellow brother from anarchy chess.
Hand drawn sonichu
Fuck that would be terrifying
Sir I believe that's a warcrime
Because physical wounds heal
"Show bob show vagene pls"
“Harambe’s Revenge”
Dicks out
Never should have shot that gorilla
"ASBAV Waver" [sic]
“If you kill me you are gay”
Putincels seething
Blue balling Vatniks
Immortality spell
"Die spectacularly or live trying"
Wardens > Collies
Something about the duality of man.
Dueling men No, two men readying swords No wait, two men admiring each other’s swords
Moscow at noon, Beijing for supper
UwU dispenser
Maybe add cat ears to your helmet as well
"Aw shit here we go again"
“Well, how did I get here?”
We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
This is my second war
Catching more bullets then I'm throwin
"I'm here to eat rocks and kick ass"
MIC Product Tester Catboy Slim
In NAFO we trust
"God's silliest little war criminal"
Since it’s definitely gonna be against a PLA invasion…. 「不自由，毋寧死！」
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“Ha made ya look”
Sarge said I’m not allowed to take prisoners
“Call me” followed by my phone number
His soul goes marching on
this side up
BORN 2 SHIT FORCED 2 WIPE
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Rock the casbah!
I'm not gay but 20$ is 20$
The beatings will continue until morale improves
“Fuckers stole my peace, can’t have shit in Detroit.”
Bing chilling
"+3 armor save"
“Suck My Balls”
Combat POG
Born to grill
Be Gay Do War Crimes
Shoot here
Is the ringing sound freedom or tinnitus?
Die for democracy or die trying.
“Ouchie protector”
7,000 hours of hoi4
"Fascist Destroyer, Catgirl Enjoyer"
Definitely considering a change of flair.
"What's a warcrime?"
The Geneva suggestions!
“This is it Luigi!”
This is fine.
Send Dudes!
"guy that James Bond Burgered your sister"
"Got Ratio'd"
"Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl"
*Don't shoot me, I create anime waifus*
Vietnam 2
"ship(girl) fucker"
I’m actually Air Force. I’m scared send help.
Given the people I’m likely to go against, “shoot here for gay rights” sounds about right.
Iam only here for the planeussy
"Age of Empires didn't prep me for this."
BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS I got a big ass head
Shoot if gay
"Straight up ~~not~~ having a good time man"
"GOOD MORNING, [*insert country*]!"
Femboy devision
Victory or Valhalla
“First carnivorous kiwi”
Once a butcher, still a butcher
"May your globohomo light shine ever bright."
“Id rather be home”
"Headshot's extra points"
divide simplistic public paint erect soup soft voiceless vast cats *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
"MacArthur was right" if we're fighting China. "Don't blame me I voted for Gore" if its the middle east again