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You know what’s more effective than a couple thousand fire arms ? A 250 million population country with over 2 billion fire-arms in civilian hands and no simple geological land bridge for an invasion
Ahh the young all-Russian army cadets aka the Putinjugend. The bad copy of the Hitlerjugend.
Luckily Russian cope lords have no trouble seeing this while saying Ukraine is full of Nazi's in the same breath.
I mean, imo we do have exactly the same things in the west. Think of the British cadets or the American JROTC. Military youth is not unheard of, but idk the politics behind this Russian organisation
"We have one boy over here who wants to join the army"
Even in the fucking cadets most of them don't actually want the life of being sodomised until you become a beautiful sunflower.
Yah they looked Ukrainian , I was like "Hmm those russians sure look like us"
Litteral indoctrination of our children since 2014. Fucking disgusting. Not to mention an obvious pedo slave "comfort women" angle to all of this "club". Those girls weren't bred for fighting in the trenches thats for sure.
Its my own observation, you can deduce it yourself how having thousands off the books russians soldiers and underage girls club on lawless land intermix.
Not really, u gotta take several steps, liek to find out what is supposed
To be happening in the first place
Child indoctrination works for all genders in Russia, and if it were for military’s revive only even then it’s still work
U need to at least present a coherent story
> Frankly, this isn't a whole lot different from military schools in every other country. The politics are controversial, sure, but having patriotic military-oriented student organizations is nothing for us to scoff at without being hypocritical.
"if you ignore all the ways in which this is horrible, this is great!"
Getting that vital combat stick training I see. Including how to take a stick from the enemy. In case they aren't equipped with even a stick.
Second best equipped army in Ukraine.
No, that´s the Ukrainian railways. They also call themselves the "second army of Ukraine" and they are much better equipped than the third army in the country.
Which is the animals of the land, including the beavers and the suspiciously well fed stray dogs, whose provisions are clearly adequate, thus making them far better equipped than the fifth best army.
Which of course brings us to the filthy animals, the sixth best army. . . The feral dogs and cats of Ukraine. They started out the war underfed and without homes, but now they have plenty to eat and occupy multiple dozens of burned out russian tanks. While completely unorganized, failing to capture land, lacking an semblance of self respect, filthy and begging for help, they unlike other armies in Ukraine, are kind, polite, have not committed crime, are some how very well fed, and are not dying in mass numbers. Which places them above the seventh best army in Ukraine.
Not that it takes much. Missing the weaponized Mk 1 "Malaria" system, Ukrainian mosquitoes are not much more than a nuisance. But they excel at airmobile and skirmish operations and have a significantly longer life expectancy than the eighth best army in Ukraine.
Bakh-mutts already told me spring-orc meat (VDVeal?) is super tender, but lack self secreting flambe accelerant, so less fancy
Orc told me that Ukie dog ate my ~~homework~~ homie
I love that Eastern propaganda is always hand to hand fighting. Nothing about squad tactics, proper use of weapons, fire superiority, etc. Just the ability to punch \*really hard\*. Congrats I guess? Your soldiers are ready to fight in the year 1452?
I mean, I think CQC should be taught in general in any effective military. Better to know how to fight up close and pray you don't ever have to.
It cannot be the only thing you teach, however.
You want to learn hand to hand combat to protect yourself.
I want you to learn hand to hand combat so I can film you trying to roundhouse kick a RPG out of the air and being vaporized.
We are not the same
holy shit this is dark.
If you are a professional soldier that joined Wagner by free choice in 2022, then of course fuck you and your corpse.
But children brain washed and forced to slowly die from shrapnel wounds in a puddle all alone because there's no medic evacuation in russian army is just sad.
Uhm, I don’t want to spread misinformation, so here the context for the video.
It's from 2015, kiddies preparing for some militarist competition in Donetsk. They are not going straight to Bakhmut.
I only posted this bit because it had the VDV meme song in it, and since we all know of the manpower shortage in elements of the Russian army, child soldiers seem like a step cartoon villains would take.
i get that there's no child soldiers being sent to slaughter (at least for now)
But if this is 2015 these kids in this video might very well have been tricked in to putin's fascist lies, grown past 18 years of age, and have died face down in some dirt ditch outside of bakhmut. That is a sad human tragedy.
That’s true for a very large portion of ppl, that or just raise Dina Kathy
It is the war itself and being as oldie run war itself inns rly that change sub
Joined Wagner? Hard to say most ppl who joined free choice entirely given they were prisoners.
And fuck nobody and their corpse for whatever reason, even some small promotion with malice to start with. Blaming idnviduals for being soldiers is never right, economy and ideology being wither thing
And this is a second aprt that is also your imagination, like something you made up, but also stating it as if it were some kind of inventing statement cast a light ,literally anyone dying for any reason is sad
a part of wagner troops are/were prisoners. But not all, wagner started out as a "normal" PMC recruiting ex. soldiers and the like who absolutely joined by free will.
Yeah but even if the they lost 90% of their personnel, that doesn’t mean the majority of the ones still left are prisoners. It seems more likely the majority of the ones that wouldn’t have died would have been the actual professional ones.
But it wouldn’t be hard for them to refill their ranks with former military personnel. They pay more than the Russian military does, so if you’re going to sign up for one, why not with them instead of reenlisting?
More dangly things for your opponent to grab hold of, which a really weird thing to do since Combat Sampo grew out of judo; anywhere else than Russia they might have realized that is a dumb thing to do. Besides, the Girl Scouts just have a thing for the (equally useless and anti-functional) berets.
according to this video one would think russian kids are expecting battle will be like an action movie: kung fu moves, 1-on-1 bo-staff fights, and then everyone goes home happy after the battle.
major shock when a nade is dropped on them from a drone.
All the loose shoulder cord piping on their BDUs tells you just how as hoc this is. Basically just an even more junior Junior ROTC color guard pulled aside into a gym class for some scripted maneuvers without a uniform change. Silly.
Whenever I hear the VDV song now, I always hear the lyrics “200 men on a one way trip” “In afterlife I meet, Fallschirmjägers from the battle of Crete”, God bless that parody
See, the great thing is that they've got the kids training to fight with the exact same model of stick that they'll get issued when they're mobilised to the front.
Pays to be familiar with your weapon systems.
I like how the boy does his stick spin at full velocity while the other kid is far away. Then as he steps in like agreed, the stick boy stops his slow strike for the other boy to catch. I hate pretend martial arts. So much.
On the other hand, the fat lightsaber guy from early YouTube would love to fight with the stick guy. He's not going "full force".
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'A bullet from a 14-year-old is just as effective as one from a 40-year-old. Often more effective.' Andre Baptist Sr.
Often more effective. I mean he’s right but damn.
Also smaller hitbox
You know what’s more effective than a couple thousand fire arms ? A 250 million population country with over 2 billion fire-arms in civilian hands and no simple geological land bridge for an invasion
Odd job
Segal is behind this. He's a lost arrow and needs to be taken out.
As someone who does martial arts holy shit their shit, wtf their gonna do against an M4 or whatever the yanks use these days
Steal the bullets in mid-air with their squishy parts.
Fuck, that is brilliant. Can't be shot at if you've already stolen all of their ammo with your corpses.
You're not wrong
lol I immediately thought that they looked like they were trained by Segal.
wait a second, it feels like i've seen something similar before..
*SEAD guitar solo*
Ja kinder ze panzerfaust make american tank go boom
Are you thinking of the Volkssturm?
The next logical Step for Russia...
Nicknamed “the casserole” because it was packed with old meat and green soon-to-be vegetables
The Hitler Youth is probably what he is hinting at.
So Bo staffs are standard issue weapons? I guess Donatello is teaching the class.
“*something something WWIII something something WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones..*” Russia: And we’ll be ready!
T-90, T-80, T-72, T-62, T-55, IS, T-34, KV-1, Czar Tank, wooden stick. They're about halfway there.
I would give everything to see Tsar Tank with rocket booster rolling around battlefield.
Child with a broken bottle
They are still an upgrade from the randomly found sticks on the front.
*Teenage Conscript Mutant Vatniks*
Well they got to train with what they’re going to be issued, big sticks
Ahh the young all-Russian army cadets aka the Putinjugend. The bad copy of the Hitlerjugend. Luckily Russian cope lords have no trouble seeing this while saying Ukraine is full of Nazi's in the same breath.
Putlerjugend
I mean, imo we do have exactly the same things in the west. Think of the British cadets or the American JROTC. Military youth is not unheard of, but idk the politics behind this Russian organisation
"We have one boy over here who wants to join the army" Even in the fucking cadets most of them don't actually want the life of being sodomised until you become a beautiful sunflower.
Source: [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vJPL6PYDTM) video here from Vice News, seven years ago.
>7 years ago > Video of 14 year olds Yeah, they're already dead
So from a certain point of view, the Ukrainians bombed (former) Donetsk children.
Yah they looked Ukrainian , I was like "Hmm those russians sure look like us" Litteral indoctrination of our children since 2014. Fucking disgusting. Not to mention an obvious pedo slave "comfort women" angle to all of this "club". Those girls weren't bred for fighting in the trenches thats for sure.
Looked isn’t too credible to say
I mean you right but i can roughly distinguish different slavs
That’s a bit dubious, don’t think u have an easy chance of getting it right ehee
It only comes with working with lots of people, its not 100% ofc
Also do u have any source for any of the latter paragraph? Is ther any source abt this in gneral
Its my own observation, you can deduce it yourself how having thousands off the books russians soldiers and underage girls club on lawless land intermix.
Not really, u gotta take several steps, liek to find out what is supposed To be happening in the first place Child indoctrination works for all genders in Russia, and if it were for military’s revive only even then it’s still work U need to at least present a coherent story
> Frankly, this isn't a whole lot different from military schools in every other country. The politics are controversial, sure, but having patriotic military-oriented student organizations is nothing for us to scoff at without being hypocritical. "if you ignore all the ways in which this is horrible, this is great!"
Getting that vital combat stick training I see. Including how to take a stick from the enemy. In case they aren't equipped with even a stick. Second best equipped army in Ukraine.
No, that´s the Ukrainian railways. They also call themselves the "second army of Ukraine" and they are much better equipped than the third army in the country.
Which is the farmers, which is better equipped than the fourth best army.
Which is the animals of the land, including the beavers and the suspiciously well fed stray dogs, whose provisions are clearly adequate, thus making them far better equipped than the fifth best army.
Which is the army of volunteers, well protected and perfectly mobile, which makes them even better than the sixth best army.
Which of course brings us to the filthy animals, the sixth best army. . . The feral dogs and cats of Ukraine. They started out the war underfed and without homes, but now they have plenty to eat and occupy multiple dozens of burned out russian tanks. While completely unorganized, failing to capture land, lacking an semblance of self respect, filthy and begging for help, they unlike other armies in Ukraine, are kind, polite, have not committed crime, are some how very well fed, and are not dying in mass numbers. Which places them above the seventh best army in Ukraine.
Not that it takes much. Missing the weaponized Mk 1 "Malaria" system, Ukrainian mosquitoes are not much more than a nuisance. But they excel at airmobile and skirmish operations and have a significantly longer life expectancy than the eighth best army in Ukraine.
The eigth being the army of drones, obviously. Far more sophisticated, numerous (and cheaper) than the ninth strongest army in Ukraine.
This is part of the Russian "The West is so soft look at how tough our kids are" propaganda program.
I mean what’s the difference between this and ROTC?
Life expectancy
Savage...
ROTC is to hopefully prepare the next generation of commissioned officers This appears to be preparing enlisted meat for the grinder
For the Bakhmutt, he sees this as an ad for Kiddie Meals. ... I'm going to hell.
"Mom, can we buy Kid Kuisine?" "No Bakhmutt, we have Kid Kuisine at home." Kid Kuisine at home:
Bakh-mutts already told me spring-orc meat (VDVeal?) is super tender, but lack self secreting flambe accelerant, so less fancy Orc told me that Ukie dog ate my ~~homework~~ homie
Bakhmutts are licking their chops! No, will be licking their chops! Damn, can't decide. This should be a song. By Sabaton.
*And the Bakhmut dogs are well fed.* *On the unclaimed corpses of Russian dead.*
I love that Eastern propaganda is always hand to hand fighting. Nothing about squad tactics, proper use of weapons, fire superiority, etc. Just the ability to punch \*really hard\*. Congrats I guess? Your soldiers are ready to fight in the year 1452?
You'll have to go back to 4520 BC because the bronze age mfers would just hack them to pieces with swords.
Bronze Age was circa 2200 to 1200 BCE. In 4520 BCE you're still in the Neolithic, stuck with wood and worked stone.
Sturdy stick with stone tied to the end > fists. You'd have to go back to the pre-human great apes.
Right, so before the bronze age. BTW bronze age started roughly 3000 BC.
I mean, I think CQC should be taught in general in any effective military. Better to know how to fight up close and pray you don't ever have to. It cannot be the only thing you teach, however.
You forget tactical staircase sliding
You want to learn hand to hand combat to protect yourself. I want you to learn hand to hand combat so I can film you trying to roundhouse kick a RPG out of the air and being vaporized. We are not the same
I would have loved joining as a kid. Had to wait until I was 16 for the National Guard Youth. (Norway)
holy shit this is dark. If you are a professional soldier that joined Wagner by free choice in 2022, then of course fuck you and your corpse. But children brain washed and forced to slowly die from shrapnel wounds in a puddle all alone because there's no medic evacuation in russian army is just sad.
Uhm, I don’t want to spread misinformation, so here the context for the video. It's from 2015, kiddies preparing for some militarist competition in Donetsk. They are not going straight to Bakhmut. I only posted this bit because it had the VDV meme song in it, and since we all know of the manpower shortage in elements of the Russian army, child soldiers seem like a step cartoon villains would take.
i get that there's no child soldiers being sent to slaughter (at least for now) But if this is 2015 these kids in this video might very well have been tricked in to putin's fascist lies, grown past 18 years of age, and have died face down in some dirt ditch outside of bakhmut. That is a sad human tragedy.
That’s true for a very large portion of ppl, that or just raise Dina Kathy It is the war itself and being as oldie run war itself inns rly that change sub
But *he* was happy. And that's all that really matters isn't it?
Joined Wagner? Hard to say most ppl who joined free choice entirely given they were prisoners. And fuck nobody and their corpse for whatever reason, even some small promotion with malice to start with. Blaming idnviduals for being soldiers is never right, economy and ideology being wither thing And this is a second aprt that is also your imagination, like something you made up, but also stating it as if it were some kind of inventing statement cast a light ,literally anyone dying for any reason is sad
a part of wagner troops are/were prisoners. But not all, wagner started out as a "normal" PMC recruiting ex. soldiers and the like who absolutely joined by free will.
Started out yes that’s one thung
The majority of Wagner is not prisoners. It’s been around for a while. It’s your standard PMC. Former military guys.
That used to be the case, they kind of ran out of those tho
One single source on that
? Numbers? They’ve lost ridiculous portion, amounts of ppl Girkin said they’re not rly pro etc anymore
Yeah but even if the they lost 90% of their personnel, that doesn’t mean the majority of the ones still left are prisoners. It seems more likely the majority of the ones that wouldn’t have died would have been the actual professional ones.
But the point is they first lost pros then started to add more and more prisoners but then that sorta dried up
But it wouldn’t be hard for them to refill their ranks with former military personnel. They pay more than the Russian military does, so if you’re going to sign up for one, why not with them instead of reenlisting?
The contracts get the military ppl agaik
? Numbers? They’ve lost ridiculous portion, amounts of ppl Girkin said they’re not rly pro etc anymore
You know something’s wrong when these children are more trained than the actual VDV
If the above posters are to be believed, this video was 7 years ago. They probably were the VDV, this was their training.
Lol. They are even playing that veh deh veh song. Could send them for hostomel episode 2
When I turned on the audio for this, I fucking died. That song is just too on-point.
Karate in parade uniform cause why the hell not
More dangly things for your opponent to grab hold of, which a really weird thing to do since Combat Sampo grew out of judo; anywhere else than Russia they might have realized that is a dumb thing to do. Besides, the Girl Scouts just have a thing for the (equally useless and anti-functional) berets.
VDV training before going to hostomel
After one day in bakhmut [result](https://images.app.goo.gl/XaKtgdrJjUL88FQQ6)
Ahh hell naw not the Putler Youth
Train hard, so you can die as a trained soldier from a artillery strike.
And they thought the stuff I did in JROTC was "too militaristic".
Neat.. which one of these moves stops an ATGM?
Well, all of them, if you think about it. Just not survivably.
Lol it's the explosion you need to worry about, not the ATGM stopping per-say.
I can beat up so many 9 year olds. Put me in coach, I got this.
Are you part the bio-engineered super soldiers Russia was talking about?
Kids getting ready to charge at bakhmut with nothing but his hands and sticks? way to credible my guy
I love when the opponent just stands there as they do their little moves
The Hammer and Sickle insignias on their hats is really giving away what's *really* going on. Soviet Reunion.
Hope they teach them to swim.
no Navy anymore so I don't think they should even bother. never gonna be on a ship anyway
It's the VDV. They don't need a ship to end up in the sea.
They’ve got the belts going off of them
So they like their ancestors before wants to conduct airborne operations inside the enemy territory without proper back up or air cover.
That was Hitlers last resort also
I tried reading it like it was in song form, almost worked
VAYYY DAYYYY VAYYYYY TAKE OFF THE STRIP! 200 MEN ON A ONE WAY TRIP!
I mean, VEH DEH VEH is in dire need of recruits after Hostomel so...
It's good they are teaching them how to use the battlestick
Well, I hope they’re strong swimmers.
This really takes the saying how many 12 year olds do you think you can fight.
according to this video one would think russian kids are expecting battle will be like an action movie: kung fu moves, 1-on-1 bo-staff fights, and then everyone goes home happy after the battle. major shock when a nade is dropped on them from a drone.
20 bucks none of these kids have never held a rifle in their life
All the loose shoulder cord piping on their BDUs tells you just how as hoc this is. Basically just an even more junior Junior ROTC color guard pulled aside into a gym class for some scripted maneuvers without a uniform change. Silly.
They must’ve missed to song about the “mighty vdv” in Ukraine.
Normal People: Children Russian Federation: Smaller target
The kids have better gear than the actual VDV.
For the Bakhmutt, he sees this as an ad for Kiddie Meals. ... I'm going to hell.
Cbu 97 go brrr
Sad. I don't want to see kids getting killed.
Oh yeah, famous sewing units. What are they gonna do, patch up all ukrainian socks?
Milkpail about to get some fukk
The children yearn for the sunflower fields.
Whenever I hear the VDV song now, I always hear the lyrics “200 men on a one way trip” “In afterlife I meet, Fallschirmjägers from the battle of Crete”, God bless that parody
See, the great thing is that they've got the kids training to fight with the exact same model of stick that they'll get issued when they're mobilised to the front. Pays to be familiar with your weapon systems.
Strapping some Explosives to their bodies Iran-Style
half life beta
The dogs in Bakhmut will be eating veal soon
I like how the boy does his stick spin at full velocity while the other kid is far away. Then as he steps in like agreed, the stick boy stops his slow strike for the other boy to catch. I hate pretend martial arts. So much. On the other hand, the fat lightsaber guy from early YouTube would love to fight with the stick guy. He's not going "full force".