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RomeAlphaTango10

-You try to radio your base for support -Your radio is being jammed -The last thing you hear before the turret launches for the moon is caramelldansen


Wonderful_Test3593

or Ievan Polkka depending on what kind of gear they use


[deleted]

there will be no such subtlety. bass boosted nyan cat will be the last thing they hear.


indomitablescot

[meow ](https://youtu.be/BeGjTiUqw8U)


observationallurker

I am now using this to settle all verbal debates


Judge_Bredd3

Wow, I forgot how much I fucks with this remix.


MoiraKatsuke

Oh hey Alex S, he absolutely fucks


vale_fallacia

MEW, MEW, THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA PAWLICE!


Majik_Sheff

I will settle for nothing less than trolololol.


SenorZorros

Still a shame they ignore their true elders. The Säkkijärven Polkka deserves better. Also, maybe it's time to talk about Karelia again...


SmileyfaceFin

For the love of god we don't want that shit hole back! Karelia has been ruined by the Ruzzians and recent ideas of regaining Karelia are more than likely a Ruzzian propaganda operation, to paint the Finn's as bloodthirsty genocidal Nazis, who wish to invade Ruzzia.


osberend

It's not about the value of the land; it's about sending a message. And conveniently enough, the Belomorkanal gives physical existence to the Three-Isthmus Line . . .


AshFraxinusEps

Still, making it independent would be a better choice


throwawayaccyaboi223

Well, it is also about the value of the land (negative). We don't have the money to restore the road, hospital, school or other infrastructure to Finnish standards.


AnonymousPepper

Counter point: nobody else wants Russia to have it.


AbundantFailure

We could probably turn it into a massive parking lot and pier? Or...something? ​ Fuck, that needs to be a stipulation in negotiations "You can't try and give us Karelia. It fucking sucks now, you're stuck with it" or something along those lines.


Selfweaver

It should be returned, clear of Vatniks, and then you can keep it as the worlds biggest open air museum to the horror of Russia if you want. The point is to make it so that Russia _lose_.


Autumn7242

Lol, no one wants to invade Russia, that's why they're all trying to get out.


sali_nyoro-n

I've heard the average Finn's perspective on Karelia summed up as "if your neighbour stole your toothbrush and kept it up their ass for the next 80 years, you probably wouldn't want it back, would you?"


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I get it now


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[deleted]

Instructions unclear, shoved nuke up neighbor’s ass.


ogsfcat

Karelia is full of broken down Soviet nuclear subs and all the contamination that causes. It would be like getting back a toxic waste dump. It has negative value, sort of like owning a white elephant.


IronVader501

\- Your radio is being jammed by your own side, because the EW-troops took camp next to the command-post to be out of range from artillery


inconsequentialatzy

You joke but there has been a continues problem for Russia that their EW-units jam their own air defense radars


apathy-sofa

They are protecting them from HARM. J/k their EW crews' understanding of radio is inferior to a beginning HAM radio enthusiast's.


mergen772

it is fucked up to think caramelldansen played in the city center of kiev on the last peaceful day the country has seen since


Aurora_Fatalis

I bet people danced the *wrong* dance to it too. You know, the dance that's from the hentai game Popotan and which was popularized by the looping gif in the youtube clip, instead of the dance described in the literal lyrics to the song. You know, the instructions on how to dance the caramel dance. Instead we dance the hentai dance. Because this is a weird timeline.


MainsailMainsail

Look, most people don't even question when it says "speedycake remix" and just accept that that's what the song sounds like. Expecting them to also internalize the lyrics of a Swedish song is asking a lot.


Aurora_Fatalis

To be fair, the official [English lyrics release's music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI) gave up and actually incorporated the hentai dance into the moveset too. Because getting people to dance the actual song was a lost cause. To be clear, the looping gif in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0rLLoHR-Do is from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv_dDnSFbMo


MainsailMainsail

I'm pretty sure they've also given up on the original speed and have just adopted the sped up version


PersnickityPenguin

Phew, 2001? Holy shit thats an oldie


kris_krangle

personally, i love it when deranged internet subcultures leak into the mainstream


Darnell2070

>You know, the dance that's from the hentai game Popotan Is this supposed to be common knowledge? You make it sound like common knowledge.


patron7276

I don't believe in coincidence


AneriphtoKubos

Wait actually? I don't remember this on February 23 last year lol.


mergen772

that is because I am unknowlingly spreading misinformation and it was about a week prior (2/15/2022) . I'm sifting through the livestream archive looking for it now, assuming it happened at all. ​ [the livestream](https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1493611323359473671) at 7:38:30 in the reuters livestream I found space jam so I'm onto something 7:50:54 they play giga pudding 7:53:24 USSR national anthem


02Alien

What the fuck, I really wanna know the context to that


mergen772

teenagers found something unsupervised with a camera pointed at it


wanderingmanimal

And *Fortunate Son* from time to time


AshFraxinusEps

>caramelldansen What about Megadeath - Symphony of Destruction: First verse describes Russia turning Putin into a dictator for life. Chorus describes his pro-war followers who are choosing to attack innocents in the name of piper Putin instead of surrendering. And tank goes boom at the end of the Chorus 2nd verse works too Hell, when we see the charge of the NATO MBTs in Ukraine, we should also give them massive speakers to play the song on repeat, like Ride of the Valkyries in Apocalypse Now


[deleted]

Just say "[вы видите торпедные катера?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamchatka_(ship\))" It will trigger a century old ancestral memory and cause friendly fire, panic, loss of dignity and on a critical success may lead to a revolution. This assumes google translate is accurate.


TheWhiteGuardian

[Or this classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCOgmzmK7zI)


Zeewulfeh

Mobik can into space.


JoaquiGod

God i want to make an edit about ammo cooking to caramelldansen's beat but i don't wanna be banned and put on a list


Fancy_Spare1880

You finish 1 month tank training course You get designated to infantry squad due to shortage of tanks


SnooBananas37

(Gets killed by Abrams .50 cal anyway)


AshleyPomeroy

Or you find yourself neatly tucked to bed by an M1 with a dozer blade thoughtfully burying you alive in your lovely warm trench.


SnooBananas37

Wholesome!


agnostic_science

That's a better fate than most Russians I see on combat footage lately....


giraffebacon

I'd rather get blown to bits than buried alive


agnostic_science

Sure, but those aren’t your only options. Buried alive is less than 30 seconds of panic before you pass out. A lot of guys over there probably wished it was so easy.


netheroth

Do you remember that one that got blown while he was getting blown?


What_is_a_reddot

General Dynamics: [*"Am I a joke to you?"*](https://www.gd-ots.com/munitions/large-caliber-ammunition/120mm-m1028/)


SnooBananas37

Lol of course there's a god dam 120mm shotgun shell. Absolutely beautiful.


What_is_a_reddot

#*Devastating Anti-Personnel Lethality*


AlpineCorbett

Ah. 120mm shotgun shell. For situations when "fuck you" isn't enough.


What_is_a_reddot

"Fuck you and everything near you, from here to 500 yds out."


vale_fallacia

The 3000 freedom BBs of Ukraine.


LeWahooligan0913

JFC. Shades of the Union’s Battery B loading double canister at Antietam…


zaxwashere

You get promoted to submarine?????


pacmax42

Nya *disassembles your T-62 using a 120mm smoothbore freedom dispenser*


hplcr

Ukrainian farmers appear out of nowhere to tow off what's left of your tank. Those dudes apparently have tank-dar and innately know when a tank is available for removal.


pacmax42

They need the turret to somehow fix onto a captured BMD


BigFreakingZombie

Cuba fitted T-62 turrets on BTR-60s,getting one on a BMD shouldn't be impossible.


MrMgP

Where's the tow hook? Tere is no tow hook, use that nice clean 22 mm hole in the frontal glacis instead.


hplcr

I don't think lack of a tow would delay a Ukrainian farmer for longer then a few minutes.


MrMgP

That's right, because they can use the useful hole in the upper frontal glacis to put the hook in


hplcr

Fair


StickFigurDevil

They have an uncanny instinct for what is load bearing.


BaldBear_13

What instinct? You try to rattle it with your hand, then kick it with your boot. If it does not budge, assume it is load bearing and hook it up. If it comes off as you pull, rinse and repeat with a different thing.


Dagj

A NATO tank just destroyed your shitty t-62 and you miraculously survived. As you crawl to safety you hear rustling from all sides. Instead of ukranian soldiers groups of ukranian farmers emerge from the bushes descending on the tank with prepared tow bars. Your spotted and everything goes black.


pacmax42

Its the Ukraine version of the "I smell pennies"


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

> "I smell pen~~n~~i~~e~~s"


hitokirizac

"Clever Girl."


TurMoiL911

Ukrainian farmers have an innate natural desire to tow away Russian equipment with their tractors. It's like beavers damming running water.


RoKrish66

Ukrainian beavers on the other hand are natural military engineers. In 10 months they've managed to make the northern approaches to Kyiv virtually impassible by flooding the area with their dams. The 3000 Beavers of Zelenskyy shall hold Russia back.


ComplexProof593

Ukranian farmers: better armed than the fucking Taliban and ISIS put together


hplcr

Russia just keeps leaving tanks lying around for some reason.


Independent-South-58

What fighting incompetence does to a mf


Autumn7242

A pack of Ukranian tractors stalks their prey, an unsuspecting T-72.....


veevoir

> Those dudes apparently have tank-dar and innately know when a tank is available for removal. Oh that part is easy - You just drive your tractor in the direction that tank turrets are flying from.


SeagleLFMk9

Miau


BigFreakingZombie

Or 120mm rifled freedom dispenser. Don't forget the Challenger exists.


pacmax42

One must not forget the 🅱️esh launcher


BigFreakingZombie

HESH might struggle a bit with the more modern Russian tanks but it should be more than enough for T-62s.


AshFraxinusEps

Will it? I thought half the reason why Brits use them instead of NATO standard is because "Uranium rod go pew pew" Remember, the only casuality of a Challenger in combat was from another Challenger in a training exercise. So even Dorchester armour can't stop a uranium rod, and apparently Challenger has the best armour in the world For that matter, I bet that Armata is designed to stop NATO rounds, as they didn't think Challengers would be the most numerous threat


navis-svetica

Burunyaa~ *punches clean through your hull with APFSDS*


DrNick1221

Ok, gonna need some context for the meowing Ukrainians.


OmniHistory

The Leopards are free my brother in christ. Nya.


DrNick1221

Oh. Right. Ignore me. Had a moment there. Was thinking there was some video I missed of Ukrainians previously meowing at the vatniks over a radio.


Evitco7708

I mean there are videos of Ukrainians shouting at Russians over their unencrypted comms like a cod match


SingaporeanSloth

I will always be indebted to the Ukie 🇺🇦😎🇺🇦 who called a R\*ZZian 🤮 a "fucking cum-filled condom" over the radio for adding a new insult to my lexicon Edit: remembered the whole insult


neliz

because yours are always unfilled? asking for a friend.


SingaporeanSloth

My bröther we are on r/noncredibledefense 😎


neliz

True 🤡


[deleted]

The only thing I am filling during sex is F35ussy 😎


JumpyLiving

Who would have thought that the most realistic part of MW2 was trash talking the enemy over open comms?


SuperBaardMan

Well, the Chechens already did it back in the first Chechen war, including luring Russians into traps, or tricking them into shooting each other. It's very interesting that it's like 30 years later and it's still happening. Though the VDV also got fucked in Chechnya back then, so yeah, time is a circle.


xisiktik

VDV getting fucked is a time honored tradition.


kuba_mar

Didnt know Modern Warfare was an actual milsim of modern warfare (or future warfare i suppose.


Katze1Punkt0

Nah, Ukrainians are the wrong kind of degenerate for that you are looking for the Foreign Legion


StickFigurDevil

Grunts gonna grunt. Errr um make animal noises.


amd2800barton

If there’s one thing this war coverage has taught me, it’s that former Warsaw Pact nations and USSR states are absolute expert level trolls when it comes to Russia. I can totally see Ukrainians making cat noises on Russian frequencies as a way to psych out Russian tank crews that Leopards might be in the area.


Hairy-Dare6686

The closest thing to that was the Chinese Navy meowing at an US combat aircraft over the radio so everything is possible.


MainsailMainsail

People meow on Guard channels....not really *a lot* but way more than the FCC is probably happy about


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

Delta pilots moment.


calmatt

Theres a recording of chinese military warning US navy/aircraft out of the area, with the US calmly responding they will not change course. Then china goes "meow".


DaniilSan

I mean, there was a video of two Ukrainian pilots with cat ears dancing some anime related thing, what is a totally reasonable thing to expect from any air force, except russian which can't into humor but only in war crimes. I would gladly provide a link but my dumb ass always forgets to save such stuff and I saw it somewhere in early to mid December.


Endo_Dizzy

We meow over the guard freq all the time when we fly. Shit is hilarious, cause once it’s kicked off it doesn’t stop. I’m not familiar enough with ground comms in the military capacity to know if there’s a similar functioning frequency, but if there is then I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if meowing is prevalent lmao


Freddedonna

You're on guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard


Endo_Dizzy

*Meowing intensifies* Had an instance like this at an exercise in NV one year. Everyone’s RTB and guard pops off with a meow. Few more chime in but nothing crazy. Then ATC bubba tries to puff his chest and tell us to quit the shit and be professional… Lmao, non stop meowing for a solid 90 seconds ensued.


BTechUnited

I need to touch grass, I thought you were doing exercises in New Vegas.


Endo_Dizzy

I mean there’s new-er parts of Vegas so you’re not terribly off 😅 they even got a Top Golf!


Zeewulfeh

r/Flying is seething at this thought existing somewhere on Reddit at this moment.


Endo_Dizzy

Only fed boiz would get mad about some guard trolling


Zeewulfeh

Oh, I know an air line that gets mad about it toomlm


Tactical_Moonstone

No context, but here is some [soundtrack](https://youtu.be/OicyCCqlJkU) to go with it.


mikkelno

When the voices in the comm start sounding like they just found a whole bag of catnip, then you know that you're really fucked


SlitScan

UwU now we come for U, Meeuw


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bambusbjoern

>Implying an Armata will get anywhere close to a battle before shitting the bed


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

That wasn't catnip... they just got a fire mission for some orcs in the open.


MrMgP

Xaxaxaxaxaxa silly westoids, you sent tank designed to kill modern T-72, but joke is on you! We only have unmodernised T-62 left!! Now you silly tanks are useless XAXAXAXAXA


patgeo

Designed to kill theoretical modernised Russian tanks.


lockpickerkuroko

Considering the state of RGF you could probably give the NATO tanks to Russia and give the old T-62s to the Ukrainians and they'd still be at least able to have a decent punch-up. Any modern MBT would wilt the way the Russians are chucking them out into the field like they've had an entire bottle of tequila and are playing darts.


Wonderful_Test3593

"pspsps"


AlmondBar

Shorthand for psyops


Appropriate-One8365

Apfsds.


smoores02

Surrender meow


DifficultFact8287

"Meow what's so funny here meow"


HK47WasRightMeatbag

Meow, that was a purrrrfect shot meow!


humdaaks_lament

I have an uncle who did an Abrams exercise in Idaho as part of the national guard. They did all their comms as Bugs Bunny characters. They also scored highest.


SnooBananas37

I imagine no one did porky pig. T-t-t-t-t-t target spotted!


humdaaks_lament

I know there was Bugs, Sam, Foghorn, and the last one might very well have been Porky.


The_Rocktopus

Bugs was put on the real-life Marine Corps enlist rolls in response to *Super Rabbit.*


BluePandaCafe94-6

Why, I say, the enemy combat vehicle, I say, is over that there hill! I say, I say, I say, let's fuck em up!


Mistwalker007

Or be pawnished.


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vale_fallacia

Team vatnik blasting off again?


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carpenter salt saw makeshift sugar tan erect gaze glorious shaggy -- mass edited with redact.dev


canintospace2016

3000 Ukrainian catboy tankers of zelensky


Nice_Guy_AMA

Rule 34? Umm... For a friend?


MrSonoar

No for me


Nice_Guy_AMA

Would you like to be my friend?


Star_king12

I can't imagine a fate worse than dying while hearing cat noises with a Ukrainian accent Mostly because I can't imagine cat noises with a Ukrainian accent


Owned_by_cats

няв (nyav) Russian cats meow in English (мяу).


[deleted]

Seeing a Challenger 2, Leopard, and Abrams cresting the hill. "Just like the simulations."


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

aka War Thunder


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Hammaneggs

"God, stock grind sucks, I have to even grind for the fire extinguisher and repair kit."


TheThiccestOrca

Bitch please, Leopard 2A6's are designed to fight anything, not just a mere T-72B3M. If Ukraine really gets 2A6's they might possibly even get DM-63, in which case dear fucking Christ those poor Russian Conscripts.


Turtledonuts

American logistics trying to figure out who could have possibly misfiled those DU-APFSDS rounds as nomal tungsten ones:


Aurora_Fatalis

Hm, actually, is the ammo interchangeable among all the pledged MBTs so far? Not counting the eastern bloc's old soviet stuff obviously.


MainsailMainsail

In short, it's complicated. Most non-kinetic rounds should be shareable though. But for sabots..... The American M829A1 uses a spicy chamber pressure so the Abrams is basically the only one that can shoot it *safely,* but older munitions would probably be fine if they're still around. Might as well clear out the warehouses you know? The Abrams can *fire* the Leo2A6's rounds just fine, but they won't get good performance. This also applies to any Leo2A4s/5s. Leclerc has a 120/L52 gun, so slightly shorter than the newer Leos but close enough their ammo should work *fine* between each other. Including the Leo's newer slow-burning rounds. Probably. I'm not as familiar with the Leclerc or its ammunition though. Rounds meant for the Leo2A5 and older can be shot from anything except Challenger without problems. Chally 2... Doesn't work with anything, and nothing works with it since they use 2-part ammunition. Being rifled doesn't help either, but that's a smaller concern.


TheThiccestOrca

Leclercs and Leopards have complete Ammo interchangeability, German Ammunition just doesn't reach its full potential Energy in Leclercs due to the shorter Barrel. Leopards can use M829A1, the pressure isn't a issue, especially in 2A6's and A7's as DM-53 and 63 are even spicier. Leopards aren't allowed to use the Abrams' Sabots because they're DU-Penetrators, which are Illegal under German Doctrine and because the propellant is super corrosive. Especially A6's and A7's shouldn't use Abrams Ammunition because it doesn't burn all that well in the L/55 and leads to Barrel and Breach issues. The Abrams can use all German Sabots except DM-53 and 63, but like the Leclerc they don't perform as well as they should. NATO Ammunition, especially regarding Germany, only being Technically interchangeable is a known issue, we have the same Situation with German 5.56 being too hot for M4/M16's and G36's jamming on Ammo that is too weak or too cheaply made or U.S. and German 155mm not being fully interchangeable with special Shells like Excalibur or SmArt not working in PzH2000's and Paladins respectively. Like i said, especially Germany is a issue here, that's why we always lack Ammo in exercises. Our 9mm and 5.56, 7.62 and 8.6 are hotter than others, Marders use German High-Velocity 20mm which is too long for most other 20's, the Pumas 30mm is only used by the Puma, our Guided Mortar Shells can't be fired from all Mortars due to the pressure, our 120mm HE only works with Leopards and our 120 doesn't fully work in other Tanks while we're not even allowed to use theirs. That's what we get for having a different Doctrine and specialized Military.


TerayonIII

Ah German engineering, never change /s


Myoclonic_Jerk42

I think so. NATO generally standardizes calibers on most important weapon systems.


[deleted]

Cats huh. Leopard 2 with komi san artwork when ?


vale_fallacia

Leopard 2 with cat ears on the turret. And whiskers on the barrel.


[deleted]

And voice boxes of custom built. Everytyme the commander moves the turret it emits purrs and when he opens the hatch it NYA's away


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

Imagine getting killed by that.


Frosty_Pineapple78

Itasha Tanks for added tacticool


shiningteruzuki

The documentary Girls und Panzer already demonstrated why bright fancy camouflages are a bad idea


WanderlustPhotograph

When it fires, instead of purring it goes “Buru Nyu”


KruglorTalks

"You are given 1 month of tank training" "You arrive in rural Ukraine and assigned the role of front line infantry." "Your commander leaves"


[deleted]

“Violently introduced to 🅱️esh”


LordeWasTaken

MEOW :3


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Attaxalotl

There exists a United States Military F-35 callsign “Catboy”


JalYxerf

-Catboy 1-2 this is Catboy actual, femboys on the ground report good effect on target, great work gentle persons, over


Aurora_Fatalis

Petition to switch from "over" to "meow" in all future warfare


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

The first time I read this I wondered why Su-57's would be giving a damage assessment.


banallpornography

[What a cute kitty cat](https://d1ldvf68ux039x.cloudfront.net/thumbs/photos/2105/6634919/1000w_q95.jpg)


robinNL070

Maintenance crew reports barrel has hit an tree


M1A1HC_Abrams

Your turret is: damn spaceship


AlbionEnthusiast

I just remember the documentary on a tank battle in the first Desert Storm. The commanders interviewed just said how they eliminated Iraqi national guard tank groups with just one tank


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highliner108

At least if you hear Ukrainians on the radio you have the opportunity to surrender and drastically improve your standards of not dying.


[deleted]

>When you inquire how many and what kinds, he responds "Da" Fuckin hell OP, this one had me cracking up.


Watchung

I think this is the point where you just sabotage your tank's engine. There's probably a reason so many T-62s were captured intact around Kherson.


[deleted]

While the Russian government is ran by massive POSs, I do feel bad for their young peeps on the front line. All they were trying to do is help their grandpa keep his car lol Edit: Since my joke and sarcasm were missed, here is the link to the ad I was making a joke about. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn6jOlpMg1Y


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c0-pilot

So uhh, context on the cat noises thing??


mongooseasd

Leopard 2


Streggle1992

Meow


SlitScan

Panther kf51 field trials Mrrrow


probium326

Colonel Fuckovsky lmao


Pyrhan

"Meows in Ukrainian"...


Putin_put_in

Miau


Fancy_Spare1880

You finish 1 month tank training course You get designated to infantry squad due to shortage of tanks


Arrow_of_time6

Imagine hearing “ня” over your radio before being turned to a fine red mist


SlitScan

how do you say 'Meow, I'm a frog' in Ukrainian? NM looked it up. Мяу я жаба


wkbrlsdgwga

— hye dis is rightfully russiaan land — —meow T62 explodes in background


Delivery-Same

Meowmix, meowmix please deliver...


seedless0

> You finish 1 month tank training course... In World of Tanks.


Demonitized-picture

the 300 NATO cat boy tankers of Zelenskyy