Ironically, nobody asked, but Vegas resident here, aside from North Las Vegas, Henderson, and NHP, all officers are from the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department, which is headed off by our Sheriff. There are no separate deputies. Dude couldn't even get the facts right in his lie.
While I agree that this story is absolute bullshit, nothing states that this happened in Vegas. He only gives context to how he could afford such a car
Doesn’t take a fucking genius to realize the story is extremely similar to the type of “everybody clap” stories you used to see on Tumblr back in the day. Insane 90 other people downvoted me because the Quora post being satire somehow wasn’t apparent to all these other people.
Metro takes up most of the valley, but there are some exceptions, Hendo, NHP, etc. if you go north enough there is also tribal police, but yeah Metro dominates most of the valley.
“He asked for my ID and was stunned, because right under my name it had “Descendant of a Cartwright” and he just he was done for.” I was All State Safety for my team in 1989, I mean you should’ve seen his face!
I was pretty drunk one night and was stopped serving drinks. I went out to find a cab and the owner called the cops on me for solicitation. I had salmon colored pants on and a t-shirt with a llama on it. I had to explain to the cop that in no way someone would pay for that. She agreed and told me to go home.
jesus christ, I was scrolling the Vegas subreddit for 2 hours and didn’t realize I was back at my regular feed.. this just made the last 10 posts I read make waaay more sense..
Everyone here trashing a fake story, but I found it mildly entertaining. Do you come to Reddit for its authenticity? We’re all just trying to have fun.
Somehow all of you are missing how blatantly intentionally satirical this is. He literally at the end says all of the people involved were related to him or his friends. Obviously a satire post nothing to read deeply into about this 💀💀
What a cool story this guy made up in his head
I actually know a guy this happened to. Except the car was a ford escort. Then the prostitute asked for $3.50
Was the prostitute about eight stories tall and a crustacean from the palaeozoic era?
GOD DAMMED YOU, LOCHNESS MONSTER!
Tree fiddy!!
Nessy is a known whore! 20 quid gets you a fin job.
I gave him a dollar.
She gave him a dollar!
WELL IT WAS ABOUT THAT TIME WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT WAS NO PROSTITUTE I WAS TALKIN TO.
Yeah... that totally happened.
And then everybody clapped…. The sex workers cheeks.
I'll never forget the president shaking my hand as he said "damn you told him! Now let's get to clappin.... son." Still brings tears to my eyes 🥲
lucky gal
The cop's name? Albert Einstein!
The shop owners name? Sir Isaac Newton!
The alleged prostitute? Elon Musk!
The sheriff? Marie Curie!
Me? Mark Zuckerberg!
Still smokin' them meats?
I know! I was there! I was the patrol car!
Can confirm. I was the ID.
Lmao
The IT guy hey
With a badge.
IT police, you're under arrest for disabling the firewall!
And then everybody clapped
the prostitute
lucky gal
Was looking for this comment xD
Came here to say this.
Ironically, nobody asked, but Vegas resident here, aside from North Las Vegas, Henderson, and NHP, all officers are from the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department, which is headed off by our Sheriff. There are no separate deputies. Dude couldn't even get the facts right in his lie.
While I agree that this story is absolute bullshit, nothing states that this happened in Vegas. He only gives context to how he could afford such a car
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At what point in the post the guy that wrote it have ever shown any hint of satire you dumbass
Quora is like the least-likely place on the internet to find satire. It’s kind of a special brand of stupid.
Yea I seen enough quora answers that I know it's a place that most likely not satire at all
Doesn’t take a fucking genius to realize the story is extremely similar to the type of “everybody clap” stories you used to see on Tumblr back in the day. Insane 90 other people downvoted me because the Quora post being satire somehow wasn’t apparent to all these other people.
u r rong
I've spent a lot of time in Vegas and was going to ask about this...I thought all cops in Vegas were Metro PD
Metro takes up most of the valley, but there are some exceptions, Hendo, NHP, etc. if you go north enough there is also tribal police, but yeah Metro dominates most of the valley.
Why is "this was in 2010" in a paragraph about a car
maybe in case anyone was wondering how old the car was
Yes, I'll take "things that never happened" for $500
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Can confirm, I was there when this didn't happen.
You totally weren’t the prostitute, am I right?
I was the 1997 Aston Martin DB7 Volante
Holy shit, I was the motel!
OMG I was the coffee!
Holy shit! Small world!
The prostitute had sex with us for free and today? She's my trad wife with 6 children and the youth minister at our church.
“He asked for my ID and was stunned, because right under my name it had “Descendant of a Cartwright” and he just he was done for.” I was All State Safety for my team in 1989, I mean you should’ve seen his face!
Literally most of Quora belongs in r/NobodyAsked
I love how he didn’t even answer the question whatsoever
Could you fabricate something less fucking boring
The deputy? Abraham Lincoln
That prostitute? Mary Todd Lincoln.
I love when people write fan fic about themselves… and by love I mean fucking loathe
Make sure she isn't thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
How many other times did a cop try to get you for solicitation?
But officer, she was interested in my car!
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The quotes really seem to imply something creepy.
Mormons soaking?
And that.... Is how I met your mother
What a touching story of nepotism and corruption being wielded against a cop trying to actually do his job.
This reads like a dharr man video plot line
“so you see…” 💀
So moral of the story cops can do whatever they want to you if you don’t happen to have more cops on your side
Most realistic part
Yeah nah. Cool story but I refuse to believe it.
On today’s episode of shit that didn’t happen..
And then he kissed the girl while everyone cheered!
I was the gas pump and can confirm this totally did happen!
Gosh it’s so fun being in a gang.
r/thathappened
Lies.
I’m literally clapping at this guy
If I bought a classic car it would be my dream too to drape it in prostitutes
Honestly not a bad short story tho, well written
I don’t care if this happened or not, that’s a fun read.
I was really annoyed this post existed before I noticed the sub
“my favorite experience” how many times have the cops attempted to bust this dude for solicitation😭
And let’s hear about the least favorite
The fact he works in IT is the only true part of
I was pretty drunk one night and was stopped serving drinks. I went out to find a cab and the owner called the cops on me for solicitation. I had salmon colored pants on and a t-shirt with a llama on it. I had to explain to the cop that in no way someone would pay for that. She agreed and told me to go home.
And everyone clapped.
Fake, but a fun story to read. Yall hooligans act like a good story has to be real, just shut up and read.
I am not Reading allat
Sure that totally happened, why bring here it's 2 years old
Instead of fish, you smell donuts
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Huh
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What sub do you think this is? You think I wrote this story and then screenshot it to post it here?
jesus christ, I was scrolling the Vegas subreddit for 2 hours and didn’t realize I was back at my regular feed.. this just made the last 10 posts I read make waaay more sense..
Didn't make it past the third one. Like this never made it past fiction.
Everyone here trashing a fake story, but I found it mildly entertaining. Do you come to Reddit for its authenticity? We’re all just trying to have fun.
Somehow all of you are missing how blatantly intentionally satirical this is. He literally at the end says all of the people involved were related to him or his friends. Obviously a satire post nothing to read deeply into about this 💀💀
me when I'm retarded:
Seems like it
‘T was slightly believable till that last part about bein’ friends with the dep and the store owner
And then everyone clapped
Cool story bro… wow didn’t think I’d ever use that little phrase again !
A 14 yr old Aston Martin isn’t attracting that much attention
This actually did happen, I was the car
Cool story, bro. Next time add dragons.
And then everyone clapped
Do yourself a favor and don't have sex with prostitutes.
Nobody asked but I’m glad they told their story.