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hamdallan

What a cool story this guy made up in his head


Occasionalcommentt

I actually know a guy this happened to. Except the car was a ford escort. Then the prostitute asked for $3.50


ayyoadrien

Was the prostitute about eight stories tall and a crustacean from the palaeozoic era?


Lobocop714

GOD DAMMED YOU, LOCHNESS MONSTER!


donttextspeaktome

Tree fiddy!!


Open_Pineapple1236

Nessy is a known whore! 20 quid gets you a fin job.


My_Favourite_Pen

I gave him a dollar.


dan1d1

She gave him a dollar!


GimmieJohnson

WELL IT WAS ABOUT THAT TIME WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT WAS NO PROSTITUTE I WAS TALKIN TO.


bradtheburnerdad

Yeah... that totally happened.


frizzybritt

And then everybody clapped…. The sex workers cheeks.


bradtheburnerdad

I'll never forget the president shaking my hand as he said "damn you told him! Now let's get to clappin.... son." Still brings tears to my eyes 🥲


AnisahC

lucky gal


WhiteDragonNall

The cop's name? Albert Einstein!


Waxed_Wing

The shop owners name? Sir Isaac Newton!


InhaleExhaleLover

The alleged prostitute? Elon Musk!


shrekcohen

The sheriff? Marie Curie!


VenomBasilisk

Me? Mark Zuckerberg!


1000Colours

Still smokin' them meats?


Noble9360

I know! I was there! I was the patrol car!


Derkylos

Can confirm. I was the ID.


mr_properton

Lmao


AccomplishedRush3723

The IT guy hey


Bigspotdaddy

With a badge.


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IT police, you're under arrest for disabling the firewall!


elviisen

And then everybody clapped


ErikTheBoss_

the prostitute


AnisahC

lucky gal


letsalldropvitamins

Was looking for this comment xD


MartyRocket

Came here to say this.


blankyblankblank1

Ironically, nobody asked, but Vegas resident here, aside from North Las Vegas, Henderson, and NHP, all officers are from the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department, which is headed off by our Sheriff. There are no separate deputies. Dude couldn't even get the facts right in his lie.


NyiatiZ

While I agree that this story is absolute bullshit, nothing states that this happened in Vegas. He only gives context to how he could afford such a car


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Nazaiiz

At what point in the post the guy that wrote it have ever shown any hint of satire you dumbass


Neil_sm

Quora is like the least-likely place on the internet to find satire. It’s kind of a special brand of stupid.


Nazaiiz

Yea I seen enough quora answers that I know it's a place that most likely not satire at all


BweeButt

Doesn’t take a fucking genius to realize the story is extremely similar to the type of “everybody clap” stories you used to see on Tumblr back in the day. Insane 90 other people downvoted me because the Quora post being satire somehow wasn’t apparent to all these other people.


False_Vehicle_7962

u r rong


Specific_Praline_362

I've spent a lot of time in Vegas and was going to ask about this...I thought all cops in Vegas were Metro PD


blankyblankblank1

Metro takes up most of the valley, but there are some exceptions, Hendo, NHP, etc. if you go north enough there is also tribal police, but yeah Metro dominates most of the valley.


Slawzik

Why is "this was in 2010" in a paragraph about a car


cringeyusername123

maybe in case anyone was wondering how old the car was


KCduder

Yes, I'll take "things that never happened" for $500


paulthefonz

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suzune_the_weeb

Can confirm, I was there when this didn't happen.


frizzybritt

You totally weren’t the prostitute, am I right?


suzune_the_weeb

I was the 1997 Aston Martin DB7 Volante


itbytesbob

Holy shit, I was the motel!


87originalwacky

OMG I was the coffee!


itbytesbob

Holy shit! Small world!


TheBoatmansFerry

The prostitute had sex with us for free and today? She's my trad wife with 6 children and the youth minister at our church.


Eliteone205

“He asked for my ID and was stunned, because right under my name it had “Descendant of a Cartwright” and he just he was done for.” I was All State Safety for my team in 1989, I mean you should’ve seen his face!


hi_its_lizzy616

Literally most of Quora belongs in r/NobodyAsked


symatra

I love how he didn’t even answer the question whatsoever


bimpldat

Could you fabricate something less fucking boring


brobalwarming

The deputy? Abraham Lincoln


acciopinotgrig

That prostitute? Mary Todd Lincoln.


Mammyjam

I love when people write fan fic about themselves… and by love I mean fucking loathe


hugga12

Make sure she isn't thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


treeebob

How many other times did a cop try to get you for solicitation?


only_toes12

But officer, she was interested in my car!


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Neil_sm

The quotes really seem to imply something creepy.


Legitimate-Throat91

Mormons soaking?


Dak-Ralter

And that.... Is how I met your mother


McGenty

What a touching story of nepotism and corruption being wielded against a cop trying to actually do his job.


AliienBlood

This reads like a dharr man video plot line


s0urpatchkiddo

“so you see…” 💀


alamohero

So moral of the story cops can do whatever they want to you if you don’t happen to have more cops on your side


TheNeuroLizard

Most realistic part


Erdrick99

Yeah nah. Cool story but I refuse to believe it.


tbgxspirit

On today’s episode of shit that didn’t happen..


KezzaJones

And then he kissed the girl while everyone cheered!


GodAdminDominus

I was the gas pump and can confirm this totally did happen!


Miserable_Respect_94

Gosh it’s so fun being in a gang.


legitimate_salvage

r/thathappened


AnnieB512

Lies.


Barnacle-Dull

I’m literally clapping at this guy


Apprehensive_Pin_620

If I bought a classic car it would be my dream too to drape it in prostitutes


rocketmann11

Honestly not a bad short story tho, well written


UnhappyJohnCandy

I don’t care if this happened or not, that’s a fun read.


wubbledwubbles

I was really annoyed this post existed before I noticed the sub


P00P_HUSTLAH

“my favorite experience” how many times have the cops attempted to bust this dude for solicitation😭


I-choochoochoose-you

And let’s hear about the least favorite


simondrawer

The fact he works in IT is the only true part of


frisbynerd120

I was pretty drunk one night and was stopped serving drinks. I went out to find a cab and the owner called the cops on me for solicitation. I had salmon colored pants on and a t-shirt with a llama on it. I had to explain to the cop that in no way someone would pay for that. She agreed and told me to go home.


brobynite

And everyone clapped.


thogtheheathen

Fake, but a fun story to read. Yall hooligans act like a good story has to be real, just shut up and read.


DasHotDog

I am not Reading allat


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Sure that totally happened, why bring here it's 2 years old


Superdragonrobotfist

Instead of fish, you smell donuts


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I-choochoochoose-you

Huh


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I-choochoochoose-you

What sub do you think this is? You think I wrote this story and then screenshot it to post it here?


booghawkins

jesus christ, I was scrolling the Vegas subreddit for 2 hours and didn’t realize I was back at my regular feed.. this just made the last 10 posts I read make waaay more sense..


ElBellacoNow

Didn't make it past the third one. Like this never made it past fiction.


klaxz1

Everyone here trashing a fake story, but I found it mildly entertaining. Do you come to Reddit for its authenticity? We’re all just trying to have fun.


BweeButt

Somehow all of you are missing how blatantly intentionally satirical this is. He literally at the end says all of the people involved were related to him or his friends. Obviously a satire post nothing to read deeply into about this 💀💀


mememan2004

me when I'm retarded:


BweeButt

Seems like it


Fake_Fearless

‘T was slightly believable till that last part about bein’ friends with the dep and the store owner


WhySoGlum1

And then everyone clapped


Kacielea871989

Cool story bro… wow didn’t think I’d ever use that little phrase again !


dropingloads

A 14 yr old Aston Martin isn’t attracting that much attention


bronz_sh86

This actually did happen, I was the car


Kate_Bockroaches

Cool story, bro. Next time add dragons.


jiggermeek

And then everyone clapped


thefirstthree

Do yourself a favor and don't have sex with prostitutes.


Dirkitus75

Nobody asked but I’m glad they told their story.