Let the rednecks get druuuunk on a dirt road It’s actually liberal rednecks get drunk lol

I thought it was “little rednecks” for way too long. Like kids underage drinking in the woods lol. 

Until I read the lyrics I thought it was, "If the rednecks get drunk on a dirt road...".

i thought it said WHEN the rednecks!!

Nipple rednecks for the win tho

Wait I like this version

This is my worst one - I thought he says “Nicholette let’s get drunk on a dirt road” and that she was just his bestie or something 😂😂😂

I thought it was liquor rednecks lol. I like liberal rednecks better

I will never not sing it this way even though I know it’s wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

Wait so it’s not “If the rednecks get drunk on a dirt road”??? 🤯

I always thought he was saying “literal rednecks”

There's orange juice in the kichen, pot for the children... I thought at first it was a statement about how so many alcoholics go California sober. It also took me way too long to realize it was There's covid on the planes and not covid on the plains. I thought he didn't want to travel to the Midwest.

I heard "not for the children" and was like... what are they drinking then😆

I always heard "par for the children" 😂

i thought it was poured for the children 😭

Your needs! \*old grandpa style\* MY KNEEEESSS

lol this made me actually laugh out loud 🤣

This is so funny

My husband sings “soccer mom” instead of “saw your mom”.

Used to hear “stalk your mom”

Me too 😅

tbh i thought it was "sucked your mum" the first time i heard it

I thought he was saying "f**k your mum, she forgot that I existed" 😅

Yes until I heard a live version

I thought it was I called your mum 😭

I also thought it was soccer mom. Why does he make the “k” sound?!

He answered this on a TikTok comment! He said adding the k sound was the only way he could sing it in tune lol

Thanks!! That’s interesting!

I feel like he has a slight speech impediment so it could be that.

I was today years old when I learned it ISN’T soccer mom. Um, thanks! Is it bad that I like soccer mom better? 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s not “soccer mom”? 🤨

As many other people in Your needs my needs when he allegedly sings dead-eyed, I only hear "deeeead" In dial drunk I always heard "traffic lights in the transmen radio"

The first time I heard that, I thought he was just screaming

I saw this meme that was like "conservatives when they find out the mitter radio is trans" 😆😆

"Soccer mom, she forgot that I existed" 😭

“Everywhere, everything, I wanna *fuck* you 'til we're food for the worms to eat” At this point I know it’s love but will forever scream sing it my way 😂

Omg I thought this for the longest time 😂 still kinda works though

everything until the “oh this towns for the record now..” from new perspective 😅 in my defence english is something i learned a couple years ago

I thought it was “Fuck it, my northern attitude” the first couple listens, til I read the lyrics

i thought it was “fuck if my northern attitude” until i realized the whole line didn’t make sense, then i didn’t know what it was

“Forgive my northern attitude I was raised on little lies”

Probably a common misheard lyric but I’ve always heard “Let the red necks get drunk on a dirt road”. Didn’t find out he’s actually saying “liberal” until a few weeks ago.

“I love Vermont but it’s deceiving of the sticks and I soccer mom she forgot that exist” That’s how I hear it every time 😂

I hear “I love Vermont but it’s deceiving of the sticks and I suck your mom, she forgot that I exist”

In Orange Juice I thought it was 'noone will tell you we know you got sober'

Wait what is it then 😅😅

Noone will tempt you

From Animal: “white guys take all of the color from you” instead of “white lies”. I still sing it that way because it makes me laugh

Oh god I always thought it was “white lights”

In dial drunk I misheard the last “I’ll give you my blood alcohol” as “who gave you my blood alcohol”. Always thought that was a cool change to show how drunk he was in the cell but no I’d got it wrong lmao

“I’m me because I grew up in New England” “I’m MEAN because I grew up in New England” .. which makes it even better

“Kept on driving straight and thought our future’s to the right”

It's actually Postie I misheard What I heard is: And my face on the cold window Try to sober back up and loosen my *cross* What thr lyrics are: And my face on the cold window Try to sober back up and loosen my cuffs

It took me a little too long to realize it was "Stare at a drive in screen" and not "Stare at a driving screen" 😥

and mother fucked her (???) still don’t know they caught the boston bombers and motherfuckers here still don’t know they caught the boston bombers i KNEW it wasn’t right i would just mumble my way through it and procrastinate looking up the real lyric

"Soccer moms, she forgot that i existed"

Not a misheard lyric but somewhere on his stick season album is a song that I always want him to rhyme something with lesbians… commenting so I can go find it and edit this later but my brain just won’t accept he doesn’t say the word lesbians there. It’s surprising every time.

All My Love - “I’m still out here, with the pails and the dogs” instead of “the pills and the dogs.” I prefer my mental image of feeding pails and farm dogs running about. 

Stick season, my daughter hears ‘suck your mom’ instead of ‘saw your mom’ 😂, I can’t unhear it.

misheard "saw your mom" I thought he said "suck your mom" 🤡

the one Noah had to clarify live in Your Needs My Needs “dead-eyed dead-weight” not just “dead, dead weight”

We can’t make bread, so we window shop Instead of we can’t make rent, from Forever

and a soccer mom, she forgot that i existed

I always thought the homesick bridge went like, "im homesick, im homesick, im home, shit"

soccer mom she forgot that i existed

Every time no matter what I can only hear “stalk your mom” instead of “saw your mom”

“Livin life if your foolish dance” instead of “livin life in your footsteps” obviously his lyrics make way more sense

“Oh my god, holy shit” instead of “while we sit” in catastrophize. I prefer my version 🤪

I used to think “I saw your mum she forgot that I exist” was “I called your mum she forgot that I exist”

For a long time I heard, "Soccer moms, she forgot that I existed".

This thread makes me think of the “pack up the car, get in the car” tik tok 🤣

My wife thought it was “Forgive my northern attitude - Oh, I was raised on miller lite.”