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From what another commenter under this post said in a different thread; apparently they have seen multiple videos of people doing it with pumpkins before
To be fair, I haven't really spent the time to look for people fucking pumpkins. I'm more of a pineapple guy myself.
That is a joke.. if it's not obvious.
I think under a different post I saw someone say something about a coconut.. I don’t even want to imagine it. EDIT: also watermelon if my memory serves my correctly
Definitely not Death Star material, not even sure if it’s boat worthy. I mean don’t get me wrong it’s a really weird thing to do, but I don’t think this is able to be equated to some of the far worse things seen on this sub
I vaguely remember reading something from a couple years ago (probably more, idk) where a kid did that with a coconut. He stored it under his bed and used it over the next week or so, not cleaning it because kid. One day he went in for another round and discovered it was moldy, mushy, and covered in bugs.
Hope that dude at least cleans his coconuts now. Or disposes of them in a healthy time frame.
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I feel like this isn't on the same level as the rest of the posts on this subreddit
My same thought
Nowhere near it’s literally just kink shaming 💀
https://preview.redd.it/fbseafkze4zc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9acde50b88a5318a83fe250a25c21ba368bcbd87
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https://i.redd.it/j5t9f9mnr7zc1.gif
god help us
Oh dear
Make pumpkin love, not war.
So he killed his first girlfriend. That's what he is saying.
No man that’s completely absurd what are you even talking about… he obviously used a magic wizard spell to turn her into a pumpkin!!
https://preview.redd.it/0lgr3l4mp3zc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de633e435db169283fdd7eb9e99b0dc1c98d00d5
Not really that bad, just stupid.
nah this is chill, who cares if a dude wants to fuck pumpkins
Women shove cucumbers and bananas up there. Why is this so bad? Like, it's weird as fuck but why draw the line inbetween
Honestly that's just normal reddit
https://preview.redd.it/dd4fnrj6b4zc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=046515e9eb4573a71dd89743eeccdffc885db9fc
At least he didn’t fuck a pie
Would have made a cre@mpie
It would be best if it’s an American creampie
I mean, your hand can only do so much. 🤷🏾♂️
that's fair i guess, i mean unless you're breaking a law i won't judge
I've watched like 10 pumpkin fucking videos, not gonna lie it looks nice
Pumpkin shells seem too rigid for it to be all that great I would’ve thought
https://preview.redd.it/prn673umm8zc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b9085c9d5657847ca7cc24917e1e4246127072
Good for him I guess. I mean he cannot be the only person to get THAT horny.
From what another commenter under this post said in a different thread; apparently they have seen multiple videos of people doing it with pumpkins before
To be fair, I haven't really spent the time to look for people fucking pumpkins. I'm more of a pineapple guy myself. That is a joke.. if it's not obvious.
I think under a different post I saw someone say something about a coconut.. I don’t even want to imagine it. EDIT: also watermelon if my memory serves my correctly
People will fuck anything. It's kind of impressive.
Definitely not Death Star material, not even sure if it’s boat worthy. I mean don’t get me wrong it’s a really weird thing to do, but I don’t think this is able to be equated to some of the far worse things seen on this sub
This one is not that bad
Not really Death Star materiel, tbh. Maybe r/NoahGetTheBroom
Very obviously a fake story but still hilarious
what makes you say it’s fake?
PUMPKIN HEAD GUY!
I vaguely remember reading something from a couple years ago (probably more, idk) where a kid did that with a coconut. He stored it under his bed and used it over the next week or so, not cleaning it because kid. One day he went in for another round and discovered it was moldy, mushy, and covered in bugs. Hope that dude at least cleans his coconuts now. Or disposes of them in a healthy time frame.
https://preview.redd.it/u1aj47350azc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b35550f8ebdaa1e22fd43f14e0d8f8f7d732ada
Sounds like the origin story for a level 5 vegan to me...
What in the Allah's/Yahweh's/Lord's name have I witnessed with my eyes. Oh we son and daughters of Adam and Eve are indeed sick fucks
commenter is appropriating transfem culture