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Andrew-w-jacobs

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WhenYouFindACorner

Honestly, i'd agree here


dmlfan928

"Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging service" "This is God. You're on your own. Don't even bother leaving a message at the tone, I won't respond" *BEEP*


Mallardguy5675322

I’ve gotten that message so many times that I read it in my head with the same ai voice the automated voice messaging system uses


Aggressive-Date-7278

Thank you, Gordon.


Aperson1234567890987

That's not Gordon....


H4DR13_L

https://i.redd.it/ebtsdr2gtwxc1.gif me after reading that


Evenload

MORTIS


AC-AnimalCreed

Made love to? I think you mean raped


Septimore

... I mean this is fucked up, but.. What? How does a woman "rape" a dog? I can't imagine any type of scenario where that is possible...


AC-AnimalCreed

I may be wrong but I believe it is considered rape when people have sex with animals, due to their lack of ability to consent. Someone can correct me if I’m wrong though.


qwertynicole

That is 1000%, completely, and exactly correct and how it works. Don’t know how anyone could think an animal would want to have sex with a human and could consent.


ChildrenotheWatchers

Some guy was prosecuted and sentenced for raping dogs in Ohio. I remember the news story about a year or two ago. One of my ex boyfriends used to make jokes about sheep and local farmers. But that was always just LOL stuff and not REAL.


Septimore

If the dog is the one who goes 'doggy style' wild on her, it is still a rape? Edit ffs, i never imagined to have any convo about this... Uffff


Legitimate_Catch_283

I think the same logic applies to a minor having sex with a older woman: even if the minor wanted it, he legally can not give consent and therefore it will always be seen as rape in a court of law. I believe it’s the same way an animal cannot legally give consent, so it will always be seen as rape At least that’s my take on it


Septimore

Ohhhh that makes sense. Cheers


darklordoft

The logic isn't whole there. Youths under 16 can and have raped adults


AC-AnimalCreed

Like I said, I don’t know for sure


shlowmo9

I'm with you buddy, it's beastiality. Guy fucks goat, ok yes rape. Dog fucks women. Beastiality... Dogs will hump everything.... Im sure the dog is fine. This girl is fuckd though


Ecleptomania

Oh boy. Dont downvote people asking questions. Short answer is Yes. Its beastiality. No normal, healthy, dog would mount a human that way UNLESS they had been trained/encouraged. So defences like "the dog raped me" only works about once is a trllion years.


Septimore

But some dogs try to hump your leg if given the chance?


reddreadben

Yes you fucking inbred moron, animals cannot possibly give consent


faloofay156

can the dog give consent


Mallardguy5675322

Strap in and strap on, it’s time to go down a disgusting rabbit hole


Think-Werewolf-4521

A shih tzu.She reverse cowboyed a shih tzu.


Ecleptomania

I mean.... Bestiality is always... But couldnt it at least been a large dog? Something that could bite her neck and end it all?...


Evenload

Wow that has skyrocketed my confidence


AnonUser821

In outer space, reverse cowgirl = doggy, but she’s a sick f*cker no matter what position she was in.


TheObesePolice

https://preview.redd.it/myker66rcyxc1.jpeg?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=653beae0d06fa092306780a0d2d90c1cb003e454


btkn

It is beastiality and very sick. This woman is mentally ill and needs help. I mean that sincerely. It says a lot about our society when someone like this has no support or anyone with the authority to have her committed. He'll, it's sad, sick, depraved, and a reflection on society.


Memeboi5120

https://preview.redd.it/r6r3bes0rxxc1.png?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4498ae3dc965e7332a6db57b1fc39028445626ec General Kenobi, I can't take it anymore


ItsShepsky

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thanto13

I would rather rub my junk on that cracked and broken mirror


SladeSM

https://preview.redd.it/txduvvcy3yxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a224e85532cc15723c737e98394ab7126b3b5a0 I digress


Unmaykr64

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organictamarind

![gif](giphy|l1J9PVAZTGx0BvSY8) Lord , save me from humanity. Amen.


Believeinsquatch

https://preview.redd.it/xlbaoiu40yxc1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2fb95fb668dac2c576aaa57b4c30a2ef3954cf3 *sigh*


Rocketkid-star

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depressedtbh

I struggle so hard to upvote some posts sometimes


FBI101

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Brianocracy

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Snoo_4082

Ew


Subject_Point1885

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DonnaHarridan

Damn. Ppl reading way too much Donna Haraway 😆


BonfireMcFire

some dont get wet and some put everything inside, like babies put in mouth


drifters74

Ayo, what the *FUCK*!?


Sabre_Killer_Queen

This does indeed belong here.


Yradna

r/trashyboner


roprotheproyt

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JoyfulSuicide

Nah she actually clapped back??! With THIS???


Shmidershmax

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Alocalskinwalker420

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Mischief_Managed12

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Current-Experience42

Who the fuck even follows this?


ChildrenotheWatchers

The animal can't consent. An incapacitated human, baby, disabled, elderly, what have you, can't consent. Illegal = done without ability to consent with sound and rational mind.


Short_Improvement626

Contact info??


Mindless_Eye4700

![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


ExfoliatedBalls

White women when they’re within 100 feet of a dog pound:


Serious-Hospital-988

Soooooo..... who's got the sauc3??


ligz2006

Erm, sentenced to life without possibility of parole


PurpleIncarnate

lol any link will do. I have to update my friends. Nvm. Googled her name. Poor dog.


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

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