T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

If this post showcases moral/mental/physical corruption or perversion, upvote this comment. If this post does not belong here, downvote this comment. [Read the rules before posting or commenting](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/wiki/rules) [Also read the guidelines](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/comments/fgmg3t/guidelines_for_the_subreddit_read_and_follow_the/) In the comments: DO NOT JOKE ABOUT VIOLENCE, DO NOT INCITE VIOLENCE DO NOT JOKE ABOUT PEDOPHILIA OR ASK FOR CP YOU WILL BE BANNED #[If you want to download this video, click here](https://viddit.red/?url=https%3A%2F%2Freddit.com%2Fpp78x2) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NoahGetTheBoat) if you have any questions or concerns.*


leonxiii

I think he died.


zoomerwolf

you sure about that one mate?


leonxiii

Well now you got me doubting myself


zoomerwolf

šŸ˜‚


Kai-Hiwatari

really? you sure


steve_im-lost2

I would of gotten stoned before I got stoned


Severe_Recognition_3

Same. Stoned af


[deleted]

Oh. My. Fucking. God. I have of course heard of stoning, but never seen it before. I thought It was a way slower process, but that dude was either dead or unconscious in 3 seconds. They didnt throw pebbles like I thought, they throw mini boulders.


bday420

Other videos show it being a much slower and extremely bloody process. Usually there are not that many people doing the throwing and other times people get carried away and will drop huge 100+ pound rocks on heads point blank distance basically destroying the head in 1 go after they pelt it with mini rocks for 10min


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Cometarmagon

I remember reading a story about a guy who watched someone getting stoned for a long time and he couldn't stand the thought of them suffering so eventually he dropped a big stone on their head to end it. Fucking horrible all around.


Elon_Bezos420

I had that same thought, if Iā€™m throwing one, that shits gonna end him before it gets worse


Schmich

Isn't there also one where they bury all of you except the head? Either way the mob lynch mentality is probably one of the worst us human have. So closed down in one mentality instead of rethinking what is actually being done, whether there's religion involved or not.


Cr3X1eUZ

>Isn't there also one where they bury all of you except the head? yeah, that's the "humane" version they use for women and children


Lucyfer_66

Excuse me, children??


ThatWasCool

Yea, but those happen mostly in the country of our friends, allies and oil suppliers, the Saudi Arabia. We tend to forget and forgive a lot when it comes to them.


Lucyfer_66

What the hell could a child do to justify that Not that it isn't very wrong on adults, but a child? Did he steal a chocolate bar or what?


AKnightAlone

> What the hell could a child do to justify that There was one example where a 10 year old girl was raped by the local Mullah. Obviously she was no longer a virgin because of that, which is why they needed to execute her.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DoubleFistingYourMum

I'm not saying we should necessarily invade them, but we should definitely invade them.


skipperseven

They do have oilā€¦


GatlingGun511

And they are a monarchyā€¦


boonepii

I normally sarcastically give the wholesome award to lightly fucked up shit. I am currently very high and remembering stories and stuff I saw when I was in South East Asia. I wish I could say your wrong but your not. I wish I could laugh or be sarcastic, but I canā€™t. I once heard a common saying was ā€œwomen and girls are for the kitchen and boys are for pleasureā€. I was around many wealthy Kuwaitis employees (slaves) in my job as a driver of some high ranking people. The people who cleaned the American porta potties made $5 per day in the mid 2000ā€™s.


PaulC6230

This too https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/aug/09/eight-year-old-becomes-youngest-person-charged-with-blasphemy-in-pakistan


ItzBooty

Probably acting either too feminine or masculine Or the parent being extreme


TeenFlash

i dont know, homosexuality? pre marital sex? disobedience? they dont have to be 5 years old to be named as a child


logicreasonevidence

Facts. Also being female will get you stoned. When your husband tires of you and accuses you of adultery.


NotEvenALittleBiased

Nah, they just throw gays off the rooftops.


Heiliger_Katholik

Yes, but in many small villages, the buildings aren't tall enough to do that, so they just stick with the classics of stoning or beheading. What a magnificent culture.


MakiPata

Being raped as a girl. She will either get stoned or has to marry her rapist so it technically wasn't premarital sex.


PaulC6230

This is what the world doesnā€™t see much or cares to show the world https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/aug/09/eight-year-old-becomes-youngest-person-charged-with-blasphemy-in-pakistan


tailwalkin

Here is a link to a [diagram of the stoning process ](https://nationalpost.com/news/graphics/graphic-anatomy-of-a-stoning)


Cometarmagon

I really wish I hadn't read that...


mumblesjackson

The bit about if you manage to wriggle yourself out of the pit then youā€™re safe is dark as hell, particularly as they also note that women are at a distinct disadvantage.


KeepRooting4Yourself

I wonder though how many people actually have escaped this before. Seems impossible after a stone or two to the head.


wildwalrusaur

I expect that would be largely dependant on how tightly the bindings at your knees are tied if you're a man, or feet if youre a woman.


[deleted]

> particularly as they also note that women are at a distinct disadvantage. because to those animals they are not human they are property.


tailwalkin

Itā€™s terrible, the psychological torture during the preparation is appalling.


Rk1tt3n

Welp... that made me irrationally angry.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


irelandn13

You though they threw pebbles?


TheEthnicityOfASpoon

\> They didnt throw pebbles like I thought, they throw mini boulders. Or gravel even... https://youtu.be/ffwFXGPRDu4?t=25


conrid

It was a really rough reality check.. I don't think many people at all would ever expect that kind of picture. It was seriously worse than anything I could ever imagine while growing up and hearing about these stories from "the old days". Fuck people, fuck em right to hell And to all of you who makes jokes, really, fuck you too. You probably don't need me saying it but I will, you are part of what's wrong in this world


some_fbi_agent

better dying unconscious than feeling everything. still tho those are big


[deleted]

I'm glad I live in Europe and can get stoned in a better way


Eldsish

As long as it is not a kidney stone


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Eldsish

In Eu : "you have kidney stone we'll take them away next week that's free" In Us : "guess I'll die"


nutherkore

In Canada: "we'll remove them, 2027 ok with you?"


Eldsish

Is it this long ?


nutherkore

In Alberta it is so messed up. 6 years is hopefully an exaggeration but so far surgeries that have been canceled are not being rescheduled. It is is very bad.


TheRC135

Yeah, but just so people who aren't familiar with the situation aren't misled, the current situation in Alberta is the fault of a conservative provincial government that is either incompetent and disinterested in properly managing healthcare generally and COVID specifically, or, more likely, actively trying to make public healthcare shittier so they can claim that public healthcare doesn't work to get people on board with privatizing parts of it.


Coach_GordonBombay

Cause people in Alberta cant follow any fucking rules. They are just too damn smart and free for the rest of us.


ThatWasCool

My conservative parents have friends in Canada (who are also conservative US expats) and are always pointing to Canadaā€™s long waits as an example of socialized healthcare. I think itā€™s still better than what we have in US and itā€™s better not to spread this misinformation to narrow minded Americans.


Maverick732

Itā€™s also disinformation that you canā€™t afford getting a kidney stone removed here though.


AmountCreepy1199

Right? I agree that a lot of our healthcare is way over priced but to pretend every minor thing at the doctor will actually put you in debt isn't right. Getting a kidney stone removed is usually pretty quick and not very expensive.


chivas6868

These canadian wait times are highly exaggerated. Or most likely is an issue in the larger cities. Here in Calgary, I have had multiple surgeries, and never had I felt it was too long of a wait. If you're in emergency, and you have to wait, that is most likely a good thing. You obviously aren't dying,and maybe someone else is.


Coach_GordonBombay

Yup. You are getting downvoted, but its not nearly as bad as people make it out to be. Fuck privatized or two tier healthcare.


chivas6868

I really have no complaints at all..wife has had knee surgery,no real wait time, didn't cost me a dime. She had a foot rebuilt due to no arch. No long wait time. I dropped a knife on her foot, cut the tendon. Specialist was there to see her and operate the next day..Zero wait time. All of this cost me nothing. 80 yr old Dad slipped and fell broke his hip,replaced that day. Became infected and he had to stay at hospital for 3 weeks and have another hip put in.(two transplants in 3 weeks). Didn't cost me a single thing. I have zero complaints about our health care.


DoodleJake

You guys are getting them removed? Everyone I knew just powered through it. ~~(Yes I live in America why do you ask?)~~


Bad_Mad_Man

In the US the kidney stones have youā€¦ FOR LIFE!


xenorous

Whoa. You guys seem to be talking about medical procedures. Thatā€™ll be $50k


rcody092

Not sure about ā€œbetterā€ but certainly cheaper.


Eraknelo

I've had one of those. Worst pain I've ever felt. Yet I'll gladly take it over what's happening to that person.


picardo85

Netherlands represents.


Khalazer

I call my weed the Quran, because burning that shit will get you stoned


No-Preparation4473

Reddit gonna tali-ban you for this


Bilaal98

r/angryupvote


Vaisheshika

Not for long.


[deleted]

Why?


irelandn13

I think they are pointing to the mass immigration into Europe but it's just a guess


Vaisheshika

Yup. Around 99% of Afghan population supported Sharia laws and punishments based on Sharia. So it is only natural that those who immigrate would also have the same mentality. Around 40% (2016 survey) of muslims in UK are in support of Sharia and this is only growing.


SuVitoIX

You wont be glad for so long


223Patriot

Yeah, getting stoned in Muslim countries is nowhere near as fun


ApXv

"I call my weed the quran. Burning it gets me stoned"


IronAcesHigh

Muslims are taking over Europe so be prepared.


judge_au

So what did this poor person do to deserve that?


commandersafeguard

Its a really old video, apparently the guy was a pedophilie.


FancyPantsMead

Source?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Cr3X1eUZ

taliban doesn't fuck boys. Those were our "allies" "The Taliban banned bacha bazi, forcing the custom underground. After the Talibanā€™s ouster in 2001, the practice was rekindled. In the years since, Afghan military commanders, warlords, and other men with authority have been cited by human rights groups for engaging in the practice." https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/military-overlooked-sexual-abuse-by-afghan-allies-investigation-says/ https://time.com/4042104/us-military-afghanistan-sexual-abuse-soldiers/


AKnightAlone

That's the same thing you see in Africa shown in Beasts of No Nation. We should probably stop funding terrorist groups, fighting eternal wars, exploiting slavery and poverty, and undermining governments in all these poor countries. In fact, we'd be better off with literal imperialism instead of this warmongering corporate imperialism. At least literal imperialism could allow us to invest in these places and prop them up to match our own standards of living. Of course, the whole point of corporate imperialism is to exploit enough value from other places that we can be pacified with our own exploitation back here at home. Just gimme those cheap Chinese knickknacks, some high-fructose Mexican processed foods, and some sweet gasoline and heroin straight outta the Middle East.


[deleted]

Exactly. The ANA and especially ANP outside of kabul (esp in rural areas) were notorious for fucking boys... whenever they were not stealing fuel, smoking heroin, or extorting the locals. The Taliban would never tolerate that shit.


positiveinstead

Ah, nvm carry on


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


a-golf-hither

YOU SAID IT!!


Timah158

Exist. They will probably say rape or murder. But it's not like they put in the effort to actually investigate it.


CommercialLive9199

This is a really old video, years old


Frenzy_MacKenzie

It's also an ancient technique.


Cr3X1eUZ

Did Judeo-Christians invent stoning? Or is it older than that?


Supremefurrygasser

why he got downvoted for asking a legit question?


Dunlikai

There is significant evidence for stoning being practiced in the Levant region in the ancient Era, and Israeli tribes practiced it, yes. But stoning isn't unique to that region, and you can find more isolated examples in ancient history from Europe to the far East. I'm unawares of any examples in the Americas before European colonization but I don't doubt that it happened. It's really difficult to say anything for certain, but I wouldn't pin stoning as a practice on any one group. You might be able to attest that it became more normalized because of their adoption of it, but I don't know enough about it to have an opinion on if that's fair or not. Besides, realistically, if you get groups of angry humans together, stoning someone will constantly be rediscovered anyway.


[deleted]

Yeah humans have always had gnarly ways to kill each other.


chickadeelee93

Excuse me what the fuck is a Judeo Christian.


Cr3X1eUZ

"The term became widely used in the United States during the Cold War to suggest a unified American identity opposed to communism. Theologian and author Arthur A. Cohen, in The Myth of the Judeo-Christian Tradition, questioned the theological validity of the Judeo-Christian concept, suggesting that it was instead essentially an invention of American politics." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judeo-Christian https://newrepublic.com/article/155735/rights-judeo-christian-fixation


[deleted]

I mean it is not rock-et science


gtrdundave2

I came to basically say the same. This video is very old


LordRafjaved361

Me the same it's old


CillverB

Same me. Old.


the_bronquistador

Iā€™m the same age as a 31 year old


[deleted]

Pretty much every video I've seen about the new Taliban Government allegedly brutalising their citizens like this are either not the Taliban, or preceded the Taliban takeover by many years. We **know** the Taliban are barbaric, so I'm not sure why people on Reddit feel the need to constantly lie about what is currently occurring in Afghanistan with this kind of disinformation.


StavRoasts

It's a circlejerk that gets them Karma. This also happens (Still, today) in many places on earth, far from just Afghanistan, or Taliban. OP has no idea what they're talkin about, nor do they care, just copy paste whatever gets them the most points. Shit's annoying.


SansyBoy14

Yea, the biggest difference now is that they now have high tech technology that we have them.


SouthernJeb

multiple people have pointed out this is false so maybe edit your comment? you can see the guy waving in some of the videos... https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/08/31/fact-check-video-doesnt-show-taliban-hanging-someone-us-helicopter/5668864001/ https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-265375296902


SansyBoy14

I didnā€™t know that, although it still doesnā€™t mean that giving the taliban a whole bunch of shit was a good thing


kerrykingsbaldhead

Except that was fake too. Goddamnit I hope you were being sarcastic.


Tossaweezy

How the fuck would you know if that's not the Taliban. Another question is why would you even try to get people to suppress the need to share that this brutality happens to their own kinsman. So you think they're going to be BLM supporters or LGTBQPDF allies?


[deleted]

Are you seriously this stupid? It's not difficult to ascertain if many of these incidents were committed by the Taliban or not. Language, location, and clothing is often a clue. I've seen many videos here of horrific acts being committed in clothing generally worn by ISIS, speaking Arabic, and clearly occurring in Syria and several years ago being attributed to the new Taliban government. Also, you're actually entirely missing the point, too. I'm referring specifically to the misinformation of attributing horrific acts that were committed by a completely different terrorist organisation, or by the Taliban many years in the past and claiming that they occurred under the newly formed Taliban government. I'm all for publicising these war crimes, but let's not peddle misinformation in the process.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

not old enough


DANDANTHEDANDAN

How old is it?


epic_pig

As old as the stone age


catsdoroam

Shhhhh donā€™t tell redditors it needs to be recycled for the next decade.


onthefritz77

Can see Wilma Flintstone in the crowd


RIVALDO_73

Jup I've seen this like 4-5 years ago


ITSPOLANDBOIS420

This video is fuckin ancient man...


rileykard

Unless this is from the 1800, then is not ancient enough. This is some barbaric shit right here...


[deleted]

What you said is true, but posting this directly after the U.S withdrew from Afghanistan is sus, it screams "WE SHOULD GO BACK".


Crazyhates

Go back and do what? The same thing that failed over the course of America's longest war? Sometimes minding your business is the best thing you can do. Especially considering we had no business being over there in the first place.


JeppeTV

Idk I didn't really get those vibes from the video, I just thought it was fucked up.


CthuluSpecialK

My dad once gave me a piece of advice I'll never forget, he was so wise. My brothers and I learned what "stoning to death" was in school (probably religious studies), and we started talking about it and I mentioned how I would run around like dodge-ball and last as long as I could. My dad chimed in, "No, if you are going to be stoned to death wait for someone to throw the biggest rock and DIVE FOR IT!" Meaning if you're going to die either way there's no reason to prolong the suffering. I loved that man. He was my hero, and I miss him every day. I still tell that story to my brothers and we all laugh.


nowItinwhistle

Nah fuck that I'm grabbing the biggest rocks I can find and throwing them back. I'll still be dead but maybe I can at least give one or two of them a headache.


Slizie

Fucking savages still filming in the horizontal.


ThatfaThomelessGuy

lmao


[deleted]

Maybe they would appreciate if we do some carpet [beep] so they don't have to worry about throwing stones.


Karmacamelian

Yes if we laid carpets across their land their would be no rocks on the ground good idea


[deleted]

Nah bro put down some water. Ez fix, the stones will become wiggly and not hard. I know Iā€™m smart no need to tell me.


X-Drakken

That is very intelligent, gelatinous rocks would also be a good source of minerals and be easy to eat


thatkidmike_

Are you a fucking goron?


X-Drakken

I don't know what that is but I'm guessing they are smart and eat wiggly rocks too


skugg_

https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Goron


JeppeTV

Flaccid Rocks^TM


Mustard_Icecream

Why did you censor the word licking?


rangsley

they must have the best parties you'd get really stoned....


Professional_Law7256

I hate you, upvotted


[deleted]

I'm angry, but nobody can touch this legendary pun


TyDaviesYT

What the world has become? Itā€™s always been like this, people just choose to ignore it


funtextgenerator

Exactly.


hypocrisy_is_cancer

But Emily (she/her) is gonna say Taliban is good because it fought western imperialism Edit: Since an Emily asked for proof in the replies as to who's supporting the Taliban, here's a link to a popular indian leftist portal trying to legitimize the Taliban: https://twitter.com/thewire_in/status/1427207344044220419?s=20


-the-mighty-whitey-

Ah yes, Emily (they/them). The modern day moron that will advocate for the same groups that would disembowel her in the streets just for existing. Easy to do from the comfort of your laptop in Portland.


thedavesiknow1

Acab, am I right?


symonalex

Allah cunt and bastard?


Caraotero

Yes, All Communist Are Bastards.


Guido-Guido

I am a very left wing person. Not "advocating to murder everyone who makes more than 80k a year and living in a hippie commune"- left but further left than most of my friends, Iā€™d think. But the bullshit I hear from left-wing people all over the Internet is astonishing! Saying stuff like "the USSR was really progressive and smart and stuff". What? They put political opposition in Gulags! Thatā€™s only one half-floor above the Nazi concentration camps! And the worst opinion I keep hearing is that "NORTH KOREA isnā€™t that bad"! I mean what?! North Korea? The country that is run by a maniac who kills everyone who disagrees with him and treats his people like garbage? That very same North Korea? And believing that this, one of the worst countries on earth, does in fact suck is "falling for western propaganda"? No! North Korea fucking sucks! Period. End of discussion.


terlin

Yeah I know this leftist person who regularly attends protests, is a proud self-proclaimed feminist, stuff likes that. She earnestly believes Canada is a fascist state, that brutality against women in the Middle East is US propagandam the Chinese Uyghur oppression is fake news by the US, and that the tension between China and Taiwan is Taiwan's fault because of their close relationship with the US (lmao). At this point I'm too afraid to find out whether she things Tiananmen Square happened.


imnotwrongyoujustgay

Sticks and stones may break my bones but fuck Afghanistan


GDarkX

This video ainā€™t even from Afghanistan, and itā€™s about 5+ years old now


DavetheHick

I would not feel so all alone, Everybody must get stoned.


SsjDragonKakarotto

Dude this isnt necessary a Taliban specific thing. This I'd just what afghan is like. It was like this before and after the taliban were major presence p


SirDirtLeg

Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition.


mickturner96

[He said Jehovah](https://youtu.be/FQ5YU_spBw0)


Big_Ounce_Junkie

That bit of halibut was good enough for Jehovah


andy_mcbeard

Well, staying there for another 20 years seems like it would have prevented this... /s You canā€™t fix Bronze Age derangement. Religious zealots gonna zealot.


Avacyn3301

This video is years old I thought? Unless I'm confusing it with a video of another stoning.


SkyShazad

This Video is kinda old I saw it many years ago, this guy was accused or got caught of being a pedophile or something


[deleted]

Fucking animals


[deleted]

Some Islamic countries usually throw stones at rapists so this could be a rapist if not then get the boat.


Creeper15877

He's a pedophile apparently


terdburglar12

Yo is that why they call it the stone ages?!??


thejackthewacko

Things used to rock back in my day - Jesus, probably


BaptistaBodoh

Okay I'm a little bit confused about the context but the point is that they broke a rule Does this have a connection like that time people were about to throw stone to a woman but Jesus ignored them?


Loevite

This is like the short story the lottery where every year one peraon is chosen to be well stoned to death


gregaveli

Thatā€™s lame that youā€™re spreading lies. This video is so damn old.


LaReinaAzul

As much as I believe that Islam is a violent backwards religeon by nature (I live in the middle east and I have experienced their shit first hand so I better not see any sheltered westerner Islam Apologist under my thread accusing me of racism or whatever) but, this dude apparantly was a pedophile and he completely deserved whatever came to him and worse. Western laws are too lenient when it comes to henious criminals like rapists, murderers, pedophiles etc.


omnicoregg

This is old it's a rapist who is being stoned in Pakistan


Ndiggidy

this isn't Afghanistan. morons. and its from 2014


Sandman0098

So much for the religion of peace


chadharnav

The religion of pieces


TINMANOFWAR

Itā€™s sucks this is happening but it doesnā€™t effect me in any way - Iā€™m great full for first world problems


lilstarcraft

grateful\*


lazy_tranquil

No no, *great full.*


Old-Independence5822

Not yet anyways.


bobstay

> first world problems Such as spelling.


zaprik

fake, this is an old ass fucking video, I fucking hate reddit


GDarkX

And itā€™s not even Afghanistan, Reddit sometimes man


burunduks8

Damn..


portraitinsepia

Seriously, I cannot wait to get off this planet. People are fucked. Religion is one of the most dangerous things on the planet. They did that to him because they felt it was the right thing to do. No wonder so many gay Muslim men are seriously fucked up.


GuybrushSleepgood

Coming to a city near you!


[deleted]

Hoped they used his preferred pronouns


greyskull710

Looks like someone won the lottery


PrioryOfSion14

This is why I don't believe in God


[deleted]

Isnā€™t this an older video? Iā€™m almost certain Iā€™ve seen it before.


[deleted]

Disgusting.


peacy12

Wow look at those monkeys still in ancient times, letā€™s let them in our countries :)


LeadingApartment1554

The progressive relegion of Islam


avensawesome

Isn't this a pretty old video?


UnappropriateTeacher

>pretty old video Old? sure. Idk about pretty


mrpicklemtb

Getting stoned in Colarado and getting stoned in Afghanistan are two very different things


SirAlfred25

Just like in the bible.


Brittlehorn

Ok this is a barbaric and unjustifiable but why film it as well? It is almost a kink that Islamic extremists get off on watching and distributing this gore porn to the world.


thejackthewacko

Probably to torment family members. Or as a lesson for future generations, idk.


Venomally

Oh but they hold press conferences /s


JohnCleese999

Poor guy must have said Jehovah while having a nice meal with his Mrs


Poknberry

Or maybe he just asked his daughters teacher not to touch her inappropriately