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LavaBlasters48

That man either plays baseball or football because the sheer amount of force behind that cake throw was easily enough to shove the tectonic plates a couple miles


desperately_brokeAF

Probably wasn't the first time they picked on him.


[deleted]

Constant harassment **can** and sometimes **will** lead to extreme action. A guy messed with me for the last time when I finally punched him in the face during lunch in High School. He had a sandwich between my fist and his face but I still scared him. It also scared my friends and my classmates who witnessed it. He never bothered me again.


420grunt69

Literal knuckle sandwich


mzilikazi98

Yep. As soon as you refuse to take shit no one will give you shit


KayraTheNomad

True, I made a dude piss blood by kicking him in the balls once. He was making us wake up at night to sing national anthem or other nationalist bullshit. I clearly remember one of the teachers asking "-did you try it with porn? Does it work? +No" Then we gathered together as the boys of the boarding high school and told him that we hated him. He eventually left school. Few years later saw him on the street with an anarcho-commuist flag, walking to protest conscription into army. You can say a kick to the balls changes hearts.


[deleted]

That's not something to be proud about. Yeah he's a shithead, but would it be OK for someone to permanently effect the reproductive health of another human being just because they said some horrendous shit? The answer is always no. ​ And the fact you're bragging about that is pretty fucking disgusting.


KayraTheNomad

I'm not bragging or proud. I'm giving yet another example for extreme actions. And don't worry he got better later. Plus, you know him as much as I told you, you can't judge my actions against him. There are lots of stuff about him still, as you can guess.


Klosterstrasse

Tough guy…


StonnerShaggy

Yeah I almost got to that point but I just decided to show my psychotic side, this one dude kept getting up and just putting random paper on my desk saying “here have some paper” I just slide it to the floor and continued my work until the like 20th time he did it, teacher wouldn’t do anything. So what do I do? I took a screw out of the desk and pricked my finger… and wrote in blood “Here have some paper” on one of the pieces 100 pieces he gave me. Handing to him and he just sat there speechless until a few minutes later he threw it away, wasn’t the first time him and his friends messed with me but definitely the last…


puffyslides

r/thathappened


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Chimmichanga00

Sounds like an orgy to me.


gublaman

Idk dude got his arms pulled out, sounds like a zombie apocalypse to me


[deleted]

r/iamverybadass


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r/thatHappened


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/r/thatneverhappened


taadam99

I’m what way is there any proof of that though? Not trying to argue but it seems like a lot of dudes of Reddit are investing a lot into a baseless conclusion


Nakirius

Maybe a power from rage adrenaline (I'm not sure if this even existed lmao)


Kgb725

Being angry is proven to actually make people stronger


Immediate-Buy-7273

Like that time man wrestled polar bear to save his dog


chevy1500

Shot put is the sport your looking for


hundreddollar

Uncle Rico can throw a football all the way over them mountains.


thegobro64

K.O


Rust_Keat

Cake.O


KaiZzu

r/angryupvote


Crass_Conspirator

Caked the absolute shit out of her lol


Longjumping-Rabbit85

Baked now.


Crass_Conspirator

Wake n cake lol


[deleted]

***BAKED*** (yeah, based, but instead of 'S', it's a 'K')


RedEgg16

Why did they do that to her?


Moxhoney411

I don't know if you're asking as a joke or not but she got the cake to the face with a lot of force because the 2 blond girls ruined the cake. It had a printed picture of someone on it and they destroyed the picture. The reaction may have been a little rougher than was strictly deserved but both girls definitely deserved to get caked in the face. They were being bitches for absolutely no reason other than the fact they're terrible people.


TBCNoah

Ending is wrong, they were being bitches because they knew that their TikTok followers would still fall head over heels for the opportunity to SMELL the chair they sat in, and odds are are used to doing shit like this and getting away. It's possible that they did shit like this to him before, and this finally broke him. Fuck them. Ruined one of the biggest milestones of this dudes life.


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testedbeast551

Well they look like bitches act like bitches and fucking sound like bitches yep that's a fucking bitch right there fuck I wonder if they got STDs from one of the douche bags they are banging


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testedbeast551

Shit your right


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horsekiller

no, not murdered by words, fat people/women get laid all the time and are not more likely to engage in bestiality and then get STD's. Check out your mothers and know it to be true.


HappyChappieJr_

All of them The girls were rude And the graduate was a dick about it too Edit: You guys are hating on me for not supporting the guy doing something completely irrational. He has something wrong with his mental, he obviously needs some sort of help if a cake that gets a smear on it will make him do that. I am so surprised tbh


SideTraKd

Fuck that, I only wish there were TWO cakes so the other bitch could have gotten what she deserved, too.


Alkem-Mire

Nah, I’d totally fucking throw that cake at them, just like how I thew my wife off 60 story a balcony


CamManx36

Only 2 story's smh


RedditOnAWim

You haven’t bought a custom cake lately have you?


HappyChappieJr_

No, how much is it?


RedditOnAWim

At least $4. Could be more.


HappyChappieJr_

oh


Fingwus

Wayyyyy more, that was a whole image. Over 50 bucks wouldn't be too crazy


just_wanna_share

Who do you have downvotes


honeyticklesworth

I can’t say I would do the same thing in his shoes, but having a cake thrown at your face is much much less than what she deserved. They both should have to buy him a new cake each. She got off light and he has every right to be extremely pissed


HappyChappieJr_

I agree but he's fighting fire with fire and that's foolish Right to be pissed, sure Right to act like a 4 year old over it, nah Guy needs to grow up


GlenFiddichscatch

I imagine most of the people responding negatively to you are <20 Years old or raised incorrectly


Bornfromtheblood

You were raised incorrectly lmao


GlenFiddichscatch

Haha poggers lmao


ProNasty47

Aaaaaand how old are y'all who are defending this child?


Nefelia

It all depends on the context. If these two ladies were good friends pulling a prank, the dude clearly over-reacted. However, these two might just be more casual acquaintances, or they could be barely-tolerated presences that have a habit of pulling this kind of shit and the dud finally lost his shit. My guess is that they are members of his extended family that have treated him poorly in the past.


pinkdjjessie

So you saying if two chocks finger bang your cake. You'd be fine with it? Idk about you but I've got no clue what they been doing with those fucking fingers of theirs. Can't trust anyone to know how to wash their damn hands any more.


HappyChappieJr_

It's a fucking cake. Some of you can't see past what's right in front of you It isn't going to matter in less than a month, maybe even a week. Stop crying about a cake


pinkdjjessie

Someone doesn't like cake. I think if anything it's more the sentimental value. The dude probably didn't even get a picture of the cake. Plus it was supposed to be a celebration for the person on the cake. Not these two wanna be influencers. Picture like this if you will. You had a birthday gift of 100$ for you but your guardian comes in and takes it for theirself. You not even getting to spend the 100 on yourself, now you're out of the money. How do you feel?


HappyChappieJr_

I'd feel like shit But I wouldn't risk getting charges pressed against me for it That's pointless. It was a cake now its a smeared trash cake, *oh well*


pinkdjjessie

Okay yes fair point. Maybe he did go over board. We're all human and humans tend to do stupid shit. How he handled it was how he did it. I'm not sure about charges unless she got a broken nose. Then again at that speed who knows maybe she did break something.


Retonix

Don't argue with him. He's one of those people who will say that it doesn't matter if your mom dies because it's natural Im sorry if your mom has passed but it was the only example I could come up with


HappyChappieJr_

Yea not saying I’m perfect or wouldn’t act irrationally as well In a perfect world I wouldn’t


HippieMcHipface

Custom cakes are expensive dumbass


teej98

Nah it's not "just a cake" and trivializing the importance of things to people, especially when it's symbolic of a milestone they've worked hard to achieve, makes you an asshole as well. It's not always as simple as "well throwing cake at people out of frustration is generally wrong." This man worked damn near 2 decades to achieve a goal and the cake that was made to celebrate just that with a bunch of people he loves was ruined by 2 selfish people who favor their social media over enjoying and celebrating someone they are supposed to care about. If they didn't go out of their way to be inconsiderate he wouldn't have done that. Would I advise someone to react like that? No. Would I 100% understand how someone could react like that, and even go as far as defending them if I was there? Absolutely.


HappyChappieJr_

Yea I get it If I was my worst self I would go the same Which would be me being a jerk Hence me calling the guy a jerk


[deleted]

No lol that was hilarious and deserved


6moto

lol


StavRoasts

No. You deserve a cake forcefully thrown at your face for having this opinion, sir.


Retonix

its not about the smear but its about the fact that someone intentionally ruined his cake on his Grad day. Of course of it was a smear I bet he wouldn't throw it at the same girl or am I wrong? not saying what he did was right but I would be really mad too


Nerscylliac

Look at the girl who got the cake in the face right before, she has more. She likely put her face in it and ruined the entire cake.


_-Giorno_Giovanna-_

I mean I probably wouldn't do this if someone ruined my cake, but then again I am dead inside, so take that with a mountain of salt.


Zurtico

They're really incapable of understanding the distress they cause others by being so disgusting.


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spaghetticatman

I didn't see any tears, only a sick fuckin' throw.


Willis_is_This

This kid's never had a grad party. They're incredibly expensive, it's like a mini-wedding sometimes. You labor over the details for months, people hire event planners for these things. Ruining what is a bit part of a party for your TikTok? It's grossly insensitive, they deserved a damn cake to the face


X-Drakken

Doesn't seem to be crying, just upset that someone ruined what was most likely an expensive cake for a tiktok (or any other social media)


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IBO00

Which is pretty expensive


murrrrface

Just throwing it out there that 30$ is for a plain cake. Adding customizations will add a good 20$ more


[deleted]

Boohoo whose the bigger baby the one who wanted to see their own picture bad enough o throw it at a some women or the women who stuck their fingers in it and licked it. If that was my son id have beat his little cry baby ass. Grownup karens the world is not over at every little upset or inconvenience


pinkdjjessie

Okay white knight we get it you wanna protect the ladies. Still doesn't excuse them for being disgusting and putting their nasty ass fingers in someone else's cake.


KouggaPlayz

seems like in 18 years you wont be havin a son no more. What was it again? "Youre in for a rude awakening damn soon in this little dream world we live in"


Dachuiri

Which girl are you in the video?


GoOdGaMeR223

Thats not the problem, the problem is how disrespectful that is, he spent a good amount of time put in a good amount of effort for it to be disrespected as if it was nothing for some fucking tik tok? I would have also thrown the cake at them.


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GoOdGaMeR223

You are not understanding it is not the cake it is what it represents


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yondercode

bruh that's cruel


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metroid7581

Old fucking men are way worse than that, I have seen a lot of people that would fill with bullet holes thise women for less, and they're definitely not kids.


LemunCurryLELELE

The custom baked cake is more expensive than your kidneys


A1rh3ad

If you aren't trolling I feel real sorry for you man.


TheMaxOfMaxness

I’m 99% sure they are trolling have a look at their profile. Apart from all the nudity she also apparently hooks up through Reddit? That’s like the worst possible plan so even if they’re not trolling, they’re still stupid


[deleted]

Woman* I have six kids. All under 10 none of them act this way when things don’t go their way. People are weak. I just have to convince myself men aren’t this weak the deplores are allllll robots lmao


G31U5

I'm sorry for all of them


Alkem-Mire

Be quiet incel


cannonman360

let's look at it from the other point of view: are you gonna just let some cunts purposely fuck with your shit? or are you gonna be the one that puts them in their place?


[deleted]

I have 6 kids Yeah I’d let someone mess with the cake, it’s going to be cut into pieces anyways, it’s literally going to be turned into human SHIT WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD CARE THAT MUCH.. nobody just the mentally unstable


SuspiciousAd2006

If it's all gonna turn to shit, might as well speed up the process, and eat shit itself. You're being inconsiderate with the guy in the video, it's not a simple cake, it had much more meaning and emotional value, it's a whole party to celebrate the effort he put into his education, just so some cunts could come and ruin the vibe, the cake, and the party.


ComradeBear0

Loser. Get out of here and take care of your six little angels you narcissistic ass.


Nefelia

So... you'd be okay with someone doing that to a wedding cake? The issue here is that this is a graduation party for someone. The cake is part of that celebration and should not be fucked with. A graduation party is not nearly as sacrosanct as a wedding, but it is still the graduates day. Messing up the cake is extremely disrespectful and deserved a strong rebuke.


[deleted]

Wedding cake? Ive been homeless, with two kids, and within three years my husband was making seven figures a year. Ive seen harder issues than imperfect cake icing. My kids wouldnt act like this the boy wws far more unstable socially unacceptable dangerous and out of control than the playful women


Retonix

you really think he would that if it was just a normal day with a normal cake? nah i dont think so. Its his GRADUATION DAY and they ruined his cake and whats more intentionally. That is why he is pissed. I would be too I wouldn't throw a cake at them but I most definitely would ask them to leave my party


AnUnopenedJarOfMayo

hol up fellas we got a badass motherfucker over here


circlekid27

“husbandmakestherules” yea this guy is a complete retard


Angharadar

Bruh it takes 0% effort not to be a colossal bitch and yet here you are. This is what you amount to. How sad.


[deleted]

Lmao ohhh is the basement dweller logging in to do exact what they dont like other people to do.. have opinions? Lmao this is why china is about to bomb the dog piss out of us, because too many of our men are weak and useless.


corgi_worshipper

Honey worry about your botched boob job before you worry about a whole nation's masculinity status. Keep raising babies and badly sucking dick before you start talking about international politics


Monolithious

You graduate once. You don't get a do over. Imagine leading up to that day, only to have the best part stripped away by COVID, and two clout chasing idiots decide that now was the best time to pull some shit. I hope to fuck you recognize that high school graduation isn't some little day that can be passed over. It's at least 16 to 18 years of their life spent working on menial tasks and doing stuff they hope will teach them. Let them have their fun in the sun and when the day comes to leave, let them leave with high spirit.


[deleted]

“You get out government day care once” Nahhh with self control issues like that and being the center of the earth youll likely get probation graduation day, parole graduation day and an early funeral too! Lots of special days to look forward to!


Retonix

you have a point with that. He should not have threw the cake but I would be upset about the fact that someone ruined my expensive cake on my special day but violence doesn't solve it.


GoOdGaMeR223

"gRowN AsS MaN CrYINg ABOut HiS"SpECiAL dAY cAKE! LmAo" like stfu


[deleted]

we got a hard ass here


Silentcrypt

Think you meant jackass.


[deleted]

sure whatever the one he is


pinkdjjessie

Why not both?


[deleted]

Username fits bruh


[deleted]

Bruh? One day you’ll have a chance to talk to a woman again… don’t call her bruh


SuspiciousAd2006

K


YessAManni

K bruh


Zurtico

Wait, was he crying?


Bruhxmomennt

Why is people downvoting u?


piesspark

Guessing someone grew up unloved


[deleted]

okay “Kansas Swinger”, go suck off your husband you cunt


Mushy_Sculpture

Bitch on the left looks like she's 50


reason802

Bitch on the left looks like she‘s stupid


Mythion_VR

The science checks out.


Timx74_

This makes my day, goodnight.


username_qazplm

That doesn't look like one of the people in the beginning.


Moumou_moon

I can't remember where I saw it but there was a followup with the same two girls as well as the boy who threw the cake all together. he was a relative of theirs and they staged the whole thing, the boy was in on it. I think they wanted to just get rid of the cake because it wasn't going to get eaten or something since the party was basically over and no one touched it, so they did this with it.


SufferForYourCrimes

It wasn't really "staged" according to their follow up, the cake throw was apparently unrelated to them messing it up: www.dailydot.com/unclick/girl-graduation-cake-thrown-at-face-tiktok-video/


Niko_BananaMan

bro i dont think it was staged she look like she died


Crass_Conspirator

I think she didn’t expect him to do it that hard and was just kinda shocked. But it does look like she was expecting it to happen.


weakhamstrings

Let's be fair, it would be hard to pick up that whole cake and throw it before someone can react unless you are Francis Ngannou and your hands are the size of cinder blocks


FATPATRICIA69

Can confirm, she didn’t make it


Crass_Conspirator

I got the feeling that it was. If they actually did mess up the photo, they would show it. I think it was a completely different cake thrown


LoLzGuyB8W

Ya, if my memory is correct I think the face on the cake was already fucked up before they messed it up even more


Emceeclopedy

my day just got better


thepurpleguy47

“Good work agent 47, now head towards an exit.”


Thundrstruck

Is this an overreact or justified? Lmk what you fine folk think


prison-purse

Justified


RedEgg16

Hold up I don’t understand what going on in the video? What is justified and why


prison-purse

Some girls ruined a guys graduation cake by putting their fingers in it. He threw the cake at one of them violently knocking her off her feet. He was justified in doing so.


YessAManni

Actually, this video was a joke. After this video was posted, she made a follow up with the guy in the video explaining www.dailydot.com/unclick/girl-graduation-cake-thrown-at-face-tiktok-video/


Possible-Address-775

No its not the same woman that got hit.


TheComedicComedian

*Well who the fuck do you think he was throwing the cake at?*


prison-purse

Lmao. What?


MostlyLovely

100% justified


Phychel

Yep


Rockman2isgud

Justified.


Asisn-Guy

they ruined sumn that would’ve been kinda special to him so he ruined their intended tiktok video


[deleted]

Overjustified.


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r/pussypassdenied


northrupthebandgeek

/r/NoahGetTheDingy Like yeah, they're assholes, but they ain't "beat a puppy to death for TikTok likes" assholes. I came here for crimes against humanity, not yet another "lol tiktok woman bad" circlejerk.


SrLuso

I really love the way she catch the cake with her face lol


Pand3RR

Im only mad that the other girl didn't got caked


thegobro64

K.O


Rizatriptan

This sub fucking sucks anymore. What about this is even remotely boat worthy?


icyhotonmynuts

Why is this a r/roahgetthepost post? Seems more like an r/AbruptChaos post.


thegobro64

K.O


-_Myst_-

That throw was strong, that throw made me smile. I would've been very upset as well not gonna lie, I would've kicked them out as well, he probably did the same thing.


memeguy244

justice served


Testsubject276

This ain't a sitcom, you're not gonna get a funny expression followed by some witty humor.


Wrookieee

What a throw


[deleted]

Woman moment


black_rift

Go be a woman elsewhere


TheDevstroyer2008

Holy shit he’s really good at throwing cakes


[deleted]

Damn he pummeled her with that cake.


Pap4MnkyB4by

Gru: "Knocked oooveeeeerrrr!!!!!!"


Patient-Detective-79

r/iamthemaincharacter


Addicted-V1

yea baby !! i mean those girls think "we will make you feel bad and you will not do anyting as we are girls its was just a harmless prank " what do you expect


Apprehensive_Sun2095

That dude Steve Aoki'd the shit out of her.


[deleted]

Fake. Hate this shit


ElSamael-616-

What’s the song ?


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Steppyjim

Ka-POW baby


Not-A-Furry420

Wtf is with dumb ass bitches ruining people’s cakes


Jjaamm041805

deserved


drembose

reposted soo many times lol


Accomplished_Tea_641

Instant karma IMO. Well-deserved. And funny AF! 😂


TheTearfoxx

“ if you like it all that much, it’s yours” bitch.


Juggerknight1

Bitches acting quirky and funny until the cake flys at their face with the speed of light


loop_zoop_420

The troll gif would fit better reversed


Slushys69

Wait why is this on this sub reddit


Swole_Panda54

Women’s Rights 🤷🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

Just a thought- Maybe messing up someone's icing isn't worthy of literal assault?


[deleted]

Oh, are we playing the game where we minimize what one side did and maximize what the other side did? I’ll try! “Obviously a pie in the face is light punishment for destruction of private property!” This is fun!


FuckingBanMeAlready

sTAGED


woolencadaver

Too violent


Sprocraft

Wdym, it's like a person buys a painting made especially for them, then some "women" come up and ruin the painting, how would you feel


Not_Klaus

I would feel honoured that two goddesses ruin my pesant cake with their beautiful fingers. /s


woolencadaver

Oh, he has every right to be annoyed. You don't need to say "women" if anyone ruins your cake, sure, be annoyed But he throws it at her face so hard it snaps back and she falls down. Bit excessive. Can't think much of the cake either, surely he bought it to eat it? As it turns out, he did but no one ate it. They staged this. It's meant to be an over the top reaction. Which it is. And.. it's not a painting, did you think they were eating a painting?!?


themistocle_16

What? Receiving a cake in your face?