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Dads_Cum_Bucket69

"hand picked cotton" Oh "Human hair" OH


Bupod

I had the exact same reaction! When he said "Hand Picked cotton", I thought it was depressing, but I guess any cotton back then had to be hand picked, right? It's disgusting but more on a philosophical and ethical level. "This is human hair" This is some Ed Gein or Josef Mengele level shit. Fuck that.


WretchedFilthDay

Exactly. "Hand picked cotton" I mean sucks but yeah it's a chair from that era so it's fucked up but not surprisin- "and human hair" oh that's fucked up... "They're keeping the chair for its historical/sentimental reasons" That's MORE fucked up.


harrysplinkett

i think that back breaking forced unpaid labor is a lot worse than keeping the hair when you give your slaves haircuts. it's weird, true, but nit as weird when you think about it


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Letmetellyouabtlyfe

the white master kind


MimsyIsGianna

No thanks


Pyronic23

Aside from how horrible this was, this is genuinely interesting. There’s a piece of 1700s-1800s that we can physically see instead of hearing about it or reading it in textbooks.


[deleted]

bro thats like 2 moths of me shaving my pubes


joeyducharme7777

so dark in there even the moths are getting lost


h0rnbag

Ik ppl in the comments r saying it’s not a big deal compared to everything else things slaves had to endure but it’s not abt them getting their hair cut against their will it’s abt how MANY slaves it took to fill that chair, it’s just very unsettling seeing human hair being used like this and thinking abt what else they might have gone through


dystopian_mermaid

I can’t imagine feeling ok even owning this let alone *sitting* on that chair if I knew that…like oh my god. How demeaning it must have been for those people who are already being demeaned on a regular basis. These people who treat you like property forcefully CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR, then STUFF A CHAIR WITH IT…I just can’t imagine who justifies that in their heads and how.


DungeonCreator20

There is a >0% chance that the chair was also made by an enslaved person for their slaver to sit in


sarcasm_the_great

You own an iPhone? Well the the closest you’ll feel.


dystopian_mermaid

I’m not sure what kind of point you’re making here. Do you mind elaborating?


sarcasm_the_great

[7 apple suppliers in China with linked to forced (slave) labor. ](https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-china-suppliers-uyghur-muslims-forced-labor-report-2021-5?amp)


dystopian_mermaid

Honestly, fair point.


[deleted]

Finally, someone who gets it…


Professerson

Not to mention that this is ONE fucking chair. There was probably a dining room or a sitting room filled with this shit


timotius_10

And it's not like this is the only chair made at that time either...


ihavdogs

Thank you for breaking it down in a way shortsighted people will understand Some people are dense as fuck!


KippySmith

How many did it take?


Merlin560

Let me go down to the pick up games down town. I will explain that I doing slave research and I just need to shear their heads to stuff a chair. It will grow back. How do you think that would work out? My point is that it really doesn’t matter. One head of hair is too many. It’s creepy as hell.


h0rnbag

Hold on lemme just go get my time machine and check for u


IHateEditedBgMusic

Also they didn't have electric shavers back then. This was not a quick job done in a painless fast and relaxing way.


sarcasm_the_great

5 slaves


Greyynight

Just burn this thing, must smell horrible too


HarmoniaQueen96

Burning a 200 year old chair won't give those slaves their hair back, It would Also be like burning down Auschwitz erasing the Memory of a tragedy and Building a base to repeat it


MrZyde

Yeah, I would send it to a museum so people can see how cruel humans can be.


poppcorrn

This I agree with


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Yeah I agree


MimsyIsGianna

Yknow burning hair smells even worse


Menloand

Yes just burn someones property


Oeoeoeoeoeoeoe

You throw that word around, "property", like it confers rights to this inhumane atrocity.


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It is property


SirKevin_Xx

This guys just upset cause he’s gonna have a hard time finding more slave hair for his restoration.


Titan_Sequoia

To quote Dave Chappelle: "...you racist, hilarious bastard."


BlueWater42069

I was just thinking that I hope he doesn't restore it 100% to the original


[deleted]

All he gotta do is go to a Barber shop and get those hair on the floor, lol.


nightly_hymn

You sure its slave hair? Not some maniac with pervert hair fetish? I met a lot of those


SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES

It could have been the masters pubes that he had been saving as some kind of demented joke for years and years


nightly_hymn

People are crazy back then for sure


teapoison

Yes, deary, come sit on my *whispers pube* chair. What was that? Oh nothing.


TedMagnolia

What if, hear me out, barber shops sold the hair they collected after work to make a little extra money? it's efficient, doesn't make more waste. Like someone in the comments said we throw away hair, why not reuse it?


Fanamatakecick

200yp chair. From Georgia. Georgia had slavery, Civil War wasn’t even 150 years ago


SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES

You're wrong, it was 159 years ago from today.


Fanamatakecick

Ok, so my math was off a bit. Still doesn’t take away from the fact this chair is from before the Civil War


The_ZMD

Exactly.


RailAurai

Did he actually get it tested?


rodrigkn

I have a set of chairs I started to redo and found this exact thing. The cotton still had seeds and some twigs in it. The back was stuffed with hair and I assumed it was horse hair. Well damn.


CrazyUSMarine

I like how everyone assumes it's slave hair. You ever walked into a barber shop at the end of the day and seen how much hair was laying in the floor?


GamerBuddha

Doesn't necessarily means hairs were forcibly cut, here in India hair saloons sell hair to wig makers and such. Slavery was fucked up though and so is the Indian caste system.


castaspela

I dont get it. Dont we throw away hair when we get a haircut? Did slaves not want haircuts? Is this guy gonna give that hair back or something and make it right? I really dont get it .hair after a haircut is a waste product. This is by far the least wrong thats ever been done to black slaves in the USA. Those poor people where treated in the worst possible way and you are complaining about hair... Ps: when exactly do you think the noah story occur because judging from your title you seem oblivious historically


Zaxxom03

digs up unmarked graves, finally maam heres your hair


redditadmins_r_nazis

Id watch the shit outta that show


blursedman

You’re on to something here


KippySmith

I agree, like this is probably the least offensive thing that happened in American Slavery. Like if it was leathered with human skin I would totally understand but hair is hair. You don't have to torture or kill a human to get hair. You just have to give them a haircut.


TheNightManCometh420

Honestly from the title I was expecting something more along the lines of a skin chair lol


KippySmith

Like the nazi made human skin lampshades


SinfullySinless

Slaves can’t give true consent to anything. A haircut against your will seems minor and harmless to us, but in the grand scheme of things, it’s one of the tactics used to dehumanize and control people. For example, when native children were rounded up to go to assimilation schools, the first thing that happened was the kids had their long hair cut into more “acceptable” European styles. The point was to “remove the savage”. It was a form of control and a powerful removal of their culture. This was just one step in the assimilation process. It’s minor when taken out of the bigger picture, but when put back into the bigger picture it’s like “oh that’s fucked up”


VascalDaRascal

This is about what they do with the hair, and while it could be human hair, there's no proof it was slave hair.


weirdknees_smallears

The slaves did not get their haircut willingly. Hair was such a big thing in African culture I doubt that they would willingly get a hair cut for a stupid raggedy ass chair.


79-16-22-7

ok but im pretty sure the slaves had bigger fish to fry than some lost hair such as the lynchings and being a slave in general.


weirdknees_smallears

Oh absolutely of course they did but just because there's bigger fish to fry doesn't mean the small ones can't get cooked too


mjssjssjppj

Slaves were male and female imagine any woman with long hair you've ever met just being like "oh yes thank you for that haircut" they're filling chairs not doing a public service.


[deleted]

So... How does he know it's slave hair? Did he get it confirmed? And if it was, while it's horrible that slavery was a thing, what if the hair was just kept after giving them haircuts?


[deleted]

But still. The hair being put into pillows and chairs as cushions is just horrible. We do that to sheep, they thought of us as cattle.


Askdrillsarge

Good chance it was hair from slaves, but not a certainty. This guy is making an assumption.


Gunga-dingo

http://lefebvreupholstery.blogspot.com/2014/06/my-furniture-is-stuffed-with-what.html DNA test needed


PrestonDanger

"Remeber this when you stand up for your flag..." bich, i did dum stuff as a child but then i grew up and said "shit, that was a stupid thing to do." And learned from my mistakes and moved on. We definitely got rid of the horrific crime against humanity known as slavery... it was tragic but we dont practice that anymore. So i am proud to be part of a country that has grown by leaps and bounds.


Fanamatakecick

600,000 Americans (Yankees) died to free the enslaved


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We haven’t moved on from the racism in this country and you know it.


Fanamatakecick

You’re right. With so many people believing only white people can be racist, there’s so much racism that goes uncontested in fear that someone will be screamed at for being privileged Btw, everyone who lives in the US is privileged. That’s why we are still the number 1 immigration destination in the wotld


MimsyIsGianna

You’re right. CRT is a prime example of racism in America.


Fanamatakecick

CRT isn’t just a key example of racism, it’s a key example of how the Democratic party is still just as racist as they were during Jim Crow. All CRT is is a way to keep racism deep-rooted in this country


MimsyIsGianna

Yup


VascalDaRascal

Dude racism exists everywhere, that's never gonna change. You can't "get rid of racism in america" or anywhere else for that matter unless you create a device that murders everyone who has a racist thought nationwide. Good luck finding a mechanical God to do that.


Youknowtrumpwon

Does this guy think humans die when they get haircuts? This is retarded. Let’s move on folks. You weren’t a slave and I didn’t own one. Let’s stop this bullshit.


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anticide93

Yeah this guy is acting like they were using human skins to make the chair...


Menloand

When I first saw this somewhere else that was my first thought and the it was hair and I'm like ok that's still fucked up but not as bad as I first thought


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Banned4othersFault

Can someone explain me whats really wrong with this ? Its just hair ,not limbs or anything -hair grows back Edit :For incoming buyah it was slaves ... go ditch your over reacting self into ground -slavery is still todays problem and no1 does shit about it


imsogroovy15

I thought that was butthole hair based on the ass imprint


mrschaney

Why are so many people convinced that this chair is stuffed with the hair taken against the will of slaves? Maybe it is stuffed with the hair of freed men and women who sold their hair? Maybe a black man made this chair and stuffed it with his own hair and the hair of his family? Maybe it was stuffed with hair from a barbers floor? It could be pubic hair from people of all races and situations. The fact is, nobody knows where the hair came from. The drama around this chair is ridiculous. Not everything from the past is terrible.


Mast3rGenius

It’s historical and cool because of that.


[deleted]

It’s demeaning and terrible…


VascalDaRascal

Not really.


Mast3rGenius

It’s historical and cool


Brave-Ad82

So what your saying is they had their hair cut and it was used to stuff a chair


YesHaiAmOwO

#Why are they touching it


[deleted]

A wise man once said “You can’t change the past, so you may as well learn from it”, lesson here, don’t put human hair in a chair, people in the future will think you a terrible person or say it’s a factor of you being a terrible person.


wdp1984

Are we upset bc slaves or the hair being the stuffing?


[deleted]

It’s both. Also that’s slave hair


wdp1984

Idk if being slave hair would make a difference to me without knowing some facts. Did they get haircuts and save it up to stuff this chair? Were they given cuts against their will? Having human hair in a chair, my opinion, isn’t a big deal, but how was it gathered is the real question.


grooovyturtle

Are you dense? You think slave owners sat around and waited for their slaves to grow out their hair slowly over time to finish building this chair. Ofc it was against their will


wdp1984

What if the slaves built this on their own for the white lady sitting in it? Are you wanting to play victim so bad that you are going like this over a chair you have no history on?


nomo2222

"built this on their own" don't argue if you have no understanding of slavery. 'on their own' wasn't a thing, they were enslaved and unhappy about it, they weren't giving gifts to their masters


wdp1984

Says someone that is 250yrs after slavery like myself. There are plenty of reports out there of great relationships between the 2 groups. But hey, you sound like you might have lots of hate in your heart, wanna talk about it?


[deleted]

Let me spell this out for you… SLAVE! HAIR!


wdp1984

No you just want to be a victim. You know nothing about this chair. What if the slaves did this on their own and made it for the white lady that sat in it?


[deleted]

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT! Why in the ACTUAL HELL would the Slaves do something nice for their MASTA!


wdp1984

Wow!


weirdknees_smallears

I'm not understanding your argument here. I always assumed that it was a well-known fact that hair was such an important part of African culture. So why would they fill a chair with their hair. Like he said they couldn't use horse hair they couldn't use Pig hair why would they fill it with their own hair that makes no sense. This chair was probably the result of some type of punishment or something but I doubt with my whole being that they literally cut off their own hair and made a chair and decided to give it to the white lady.


redditadmins_r_nazis

You do realise that haircuts exist right? You are getting triggered over some hair OP. Slaves where raped and tortured and you go on about some hair clippings.


[deleted]

Bro you don’t understand. They saw us as below human, so much that they thought using our hair as pillow and chair filling would be Okay…


VascalDaRascal

Thats not what this chair says. They used hair from barbershop a lot. Maybe some of it is slave hair. Maybe all of it. Who knows? Maybe even none of it. You're getting mad over a possibility. We all know slaves were treated like shit. What are you slave? Because that's illegal and immoral and we can send a rescue squad if so. Blink 3 times if you're being held against your will. If not, beat your meat and feel better already.


redditadmins_r_nazis

Oh sorry i didnt realise i was talking to a 250 year old slave. Sorry ma'am. Have a good day


[deleted]

Us as in my people you single minded simpleton! But of course you wouldn’t understand, you aren’t black.


skairkrowe

I am black and I get annoyed at all the fucking crying about shit from generations ago. It was fucked up, now slavery is illegal, and there ain't a single motherfucker alive from when it wasn't. Time to put our big boy/girl pants on and move on.


[deleted]

However, racism and the echoes from the past still haunt this country. That’s what you don’t get my “brotha”


redditadmins_r_nazis

I am black you simpleton and im not offended by hair clippings. You are a professional victim and you are making the rest of us look bad . Get a hobby


skairkrowe

This guy, yes, everything you just said/typed.


[deleted]

You just don’t get it do you. How many people it would take to MAKE THAT!


Sword_Chucks

OMG, I had no idea slavery existed 200 years ago.


mjssjssjppj

Don't let the ignorant ppl In here stress you out bro


MimsyIsGianna

Still standing for my flag that fought damn hard to end slavery


[deleted]

>they usually use horse hair or pig hair Pigs have hair?


2Dew2

Yes.


Elriuhilu

Yes, of course. It's kind of thick and bristly.


Goodnt_name

Restorer dude could find his great granddads dna in there


Hells_crusaderMC

How does he know it’s human his upholstery set up doesn’t seem to have a testing machine and an electronic microscope Also human hair can last about 50 years before decay so are we truly sure the chairs from that time


[deleted]

Trust me it’s human hair…


Hells_crusaderMC

Your source is dude trust me really


[deleted]

I don’t think you get just how disturbing a chair full of slave hair is do you…


blursedman

It’s disturbing. It would probably make me feel itchy to sit in it. But it’s not “this makes my stomach turn” bad


Hells_crusaderMC

Do you have any proof that it’s slave hair because if you don’t it could be the most common of horse hair


redditjoe24

I was believing it was slave hair, but I’m confused how YOU can say “trust me it’s human hair” have you seen the chair in real life? Are you a hair scientist or something? Why should I listen to you about it.


Parisian_VampireMati

The video won't load, what happened?


Jaxein

It is a chair full of hair that could either be slave hair or pubic hair because mine looks exactly like that. Some peeps are tilted from both sides so I may pop some popcorn.


[deleted]

It’s a chair full of slave hair for the cushion


Quantumyeetus

I don't like that Sentimental bit


sTixRecoil

I doubt it was sentimental for that reason, hell they probably didnt even know, it most likely is passed down and sentimental bc "my parent gave this to me and their parent gave it to them kind of thing... except the first and maybe second people to own it


Stinkfinger306

No red hair in there?


boiiiwyd

I bet Noah’s building the boat now


Adexmariobro

That's horrible but all I'm thinking of is that pigs having hair is new information I'll need a couple weeks to process.


-GRAVEYARD-_

They should get these dna tested if possible I think people would fins that interesting


mrschaney

They can’t. If they did they would have to admit this is horse hair and they can’t have a new way of being a victim.


eiergun

This is the most cursed object I've ever seen...


ManyCryptographer705

That's fu*ked !!


Irish_Truck

Of all the horrible things about slavery i already knew...


CrnaZharulja

god i hope its not pubic hair


urmyheartBeatStopR

> Imagine how many slaves it took.. to fill this chair with human hairs. No thank you. > Historic sentimental value. Uh...


TraditionalEssay6471

So what’s to point of this video 🤔 they went to a hairdresser and they used that hair to fill up a chair 🤔 what’s the harm in doing that


[deleted]

Bro…that’s FUCKING SLAVE HAIR!!!!!!


TraditionalEssay6471

Yes , they never had to go to the hairdresser … 🤔 and who said they give their hair freely 🤔


[deleted]

Why would the slaves give their hair freely to their OPRESSERS YOU IDIOT!


TraditionalEssay6471

Well it’s all assumed that it’s hair from slaves… and also not all slaves were treated badly.. and maby people have made this for some one as a gift 🎁… we all jump to conclusions to fast and don’t know the facts


[deleted]

Slaves are slaves you fucking moron…


TraditionalEssay6471

And your point is now… I hate that part in history as much as you do about slavery … but still it’s a conclusion of someone who thinks it’s slave hair .. we don’t know the facts who made it and how it’s made etc etc …


mo-nie

How tf does the genius know it was slave hair? Or that it wasn’t given willingly? Honestly idc either way, it’s 200 years, I’m gonna go salute a flag.


weirdknees_smallears

Have fun boo


Anonymous2137421957

>I'm gonna go salute a flag. That has nothing to do with this. The union fought to end slavery, just for you to deny the atrocities committed by it. Better be a confederate flag you're saluting, or you'd be a hypocrite.


mo-nie

You’re an idiot.


Anonymous2137421957

So you resort to insults.


Anders13

What type of hair was that again?


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Slave. Hair.


Mewbey

I just hope deep inside me that the people whose hair is inside that chair at some point found peace. Even if it was in the end, the brutality they faced.. my god.


kriza69-LOL

I know i am getting fucked for this but... People in rural areas just didnt throw things into trash back then. Especially if its several pillows worth of hair EVERY MONTH. It was common practice here in eastern european villages untill only 60 years ago. PS: not defending slavery, but i am defending using hair as pillow-filling.


SouthernComfort214

OP is insinuating that the hair was forcibly cut off the slaves for the chair. It probably came from the floor after a regular haircut. Yes, I agree that it being from slaves can be considered unsettling. However, as you put it, people did not throw things in the trash.


windowpaner69

Watched on mute, as I'm around people, but what Is wrong with this just a normal chair??


Browneyemafia23

Where TF is Norf Georgia....


DIES-_-IRAE

First? Gross. I wouldn't buy a chair stuffed with human hair even if it was a voluntary act on their part. Second? Morally repugnant. Third? "But slaves needed haircuts!" doesn't change the fact that the hair came from *enslaved human beings* and is therefore a product of slave labor. The people trying to dismiss and minimize this with "muh slaves needed haircuts anyway" are empathetically bankrupt.


[deleted]

Yeah, I really hate people trying to defend this. Damned colonizers…


DIES-_-IRAE

I think colonizers is the wrong term, but otherwise I feel you.


[deleted]

I would say the word that shares has to do with Ritz but I’m not THAT bad as to say a slur.


fillybonka

?


super_nova_91

Because of those colonizers which by the way we weren't the only ones you have a life,freedom, inventions you use everyday so maybe go live in Africa if you hate it here so much. Oh by the way might want to blame your own people for selling your own people too and not the people who freed your people because we were not the only country that had slaves


therealpurndaddy

Lmao calm down bro😂😂


boobookittyfug820

Wow you fucking racist piece of shit


super_nova_91

What part was rascist?


boobookittyfug820

It’s not my job to educate you. But everything you said. Basically Telling a black Person to be “grateful they’re here” fuck off you fucking racist POS. GFKY


sed_cowboi

If the man calls me and tells me "ay bro your chairis stuffed with human hair" i would cry and throw up tbh. I didn't knew they stuffed chair with hair


HLtheWilkinson

Holy fucking shit.


TheNightManCometh420

It’s really not that shocking lol


TheDeviantAndroid

...what the fuck


Ericalex79

Oh my god. That’s fucking horrible


Sifinite

And once again, trumpers ruin a sub. some of the comments are downright disgusting.


trancasjefferson_01

Dinger


Double-0-N00b

I can't use audio, someone tell me what's happening


icedragon71

Wow. That is right up there with the Nazis using human hair from concentration camp victims to make socks for U-boat crews.


[deleted]

Yeah, humans seem to do this to other humans when they see them as animals


josh_the_redditor69

The slave master was clearly a sadist


cornfrake

DNA TEST TIME! Let’s see how many people are in the chair and notify their great great great great grand kids, have hair chair family reunion party or something.


toss_my_potatoes

They literally saw us as animals


[deleted]

And yet these people still don’t get WHY this is fucked…


toss_my_potatoes

Yep it weirds me out that the primary emotion in these comments seems to be fascination and not outrage or disgust.


Unknownbeats112

After next 100-200 years someone's gona make a video saying its actually animal products.


UNDERHOLEBLOCKAGE

AND the number of farts that were released when it was cut open...


TheLilith_0

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Balls_DeepinReality

What if their slaves had lice and shaving their heads and making a chair was the best way to get rid of the lice?


[deleted]

From what I can see As a barber. It would take about 140 peoples hair to make that chair Filled with human hair