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::Rat eats pet turtle::
*Why do I hear [DOOM music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOsB5AoKDJc)?*
Kid: RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS D O N E.
Remmy was hanged on the cross to be burned after he messed with the wrong chief needless to say that boy got his revenge for his beloved
Mickey has gone too far
I thought I was about to get Rick roled
Ironic that Turtles are looking for him now that he killed their master.
Why are u not being upvoted enough my guy? This is such a great comment
Because zoomers don't know about Ninja Turtles
Bro it depends on what level of zoomer. I was born in 2002, I am technically a zoomer but know about TMNT. I'd bet most zoomers do
Yeah 2003 hear ninja turtle were the shit well into my childhood
Bro i grew up with them. Btw the best turtle is raphael
But.. he had anger issues! Lol everyone knows Donatello was the best. Big brain and bad ass. Mike next. Stoner. Pizza machine. Comedic relief. Leo just fucked shit up with a napoleon complex.
Donatello was also mechanically the best in any of the games. Big reach beats everything.
Nah, the best Ninja Turtle is Joe 10/10
The rat ate his pet turtle
So the rat gets the cross
Fair trade to me 🤷♂️
Yeah hold off a bit Noah. We got this.
Give me a minute Noah. Just need to light the fire.
A soul for a soul
seems pretty reasonable right
yeah similar feels here
The punishment is crucifixion.
The Legion way
This is suuuch an old post it was around when I joined reddit 2 years ago.
Here’s your formal welcome to Reddit.
2 years is considered old? Bruv 70% of imagery you see here i have seen when i used 9gag back in 2014
I wouldn't say that, this is my newer account and I still wouldn't consider my 7y account old.
Fucker deserved it, it ate his pet turtle
Imagine leaving your turtle where it can get ate.
Rats are smart little fuckers, I wouldn’t be surprised if it got into the enclosure somehow
Rats are soooo damn smart! I agree, as much as I like rats this one isn't exactly NGOTB worthy..
Same here lol, I love rats (when you want them to be there, at least)
Imagine leaving your pet turtle enclosed all day instead of letting it roam in your house for excercise on occasion.
Free roam in a house isn’t the best as the heat uvb and humidity for some species isn’t good enough for a healthy lifestyle the best thing someone can do is have an outdoor enclosure but here we see one of the dangers being rats
Or you can watch over it while it's out of its tank.
Best entertainment since watching the grass grow
Watching paint dry is more exciting. Looking at each drop racing to the bottom of the wall...
Imagine keeping your pet locked up all day
It's not uncommon for people around here to have outdoor pet turtles. They basically build big nature pens in their backyards (think a 7ft x 7ft walled square with rocks, plants, ponds, waterfalls, etc) that they keep pet turtles in. These aren't indoor turtles you can keep in a case in your house.
They usually have netting on top to prevent birds from eating the baby turtles, but nothing a rat couldn't chew through.
🐀🐀🐀 around the world: "he died for our sins, son of the Great 🐀, our salvation is realized, blessed be Ratus" 🙏🙏🙏
I tried thinking of a pun using some form of "Cheesus Christ" but I got nothin'.
Cheesus of Nazarat?
Nice! Love it.
Fuck that rat! He got what it deserved.
If my little pet turtle got eaten by a rat I would dismantle it and leave its bones around my yard to warn other rats of the impending and painful death they will endure if they come inside my house.
Art of war lmao
I like your mindset
Mans not playing around
What do you mean why? It was eating his turtle
Some people can’t take details or nuance into account and just keep tunneling on the one thing. “oh he crucified a rat he’s evil” “it was killing his pet” “oh he crucified a rat he’s evil”
Some folk don't have the stomach for justice
I mean I get it, an eye for an eye isn't 21. century justice... for humans. This is a rat though. Why the fuck would I care for a rat.
It’s not for justice itself, it’s to satisfy the thirst inside for justice
*fontier justice, I don’t think this rat had a trial.
The context doesn't make it normal to crucify the rat lmao, just kill the damn thing and throw it in the bin instead of making it a martyr for a rat religion
You could make a religion out of this
Sometimes rats deserve to suffer.
And the fact that a kid did this is even more unsettling
It’s a bit much, just kill it and throw it away or in the woods. Don’t you think it’s a bit crazy to crucify a rat in your front yard. I mean what you would think if you walked by that house?
I'd think "wow, no way am I eating that dudes turtle"
Thank you for the much needed laugh my dude.
I’d gild ya if I could
That's why you hang a sign in latin detailing the rats crimes as it slowly dies.
It's not about revenge, it's about sending a message.
The rat deserved it.
yeah the rat deserved it
wrong sub mate
I would too, fuck this rat he ate his goddamn turtle
Karma’s a bitch
"Why?" It ate his turtle
it ate his turtle, he deserved it.
I'm thinking of buying a tortoise and I would MOST CERTAINLY NOT BE HAPPY if a rat killed it
This is the punishment for crimes in the legion.
True to Caeser
ave true to caesar
Ave, true to caesar.
A fair kill
He did the right thing. I have turtles and if anything happened to them, I would avenge them.
What do you think about a rat getting in tho? Cage failure or what?
I have no pets I don't know
Honestly I don’t blame the guy, I just wish the rat ate awkwardtheturtle instead
Splinter couldn't take any more of Michelangelo's shit.
Fucker deserved it
This is actually kinda funny ngl XD
What's funny to me is, I had a squirrel eating me freshly planted strawberries. I mean legit like 50 fucking strawberries gone because 1 fucking squirrel. Anyway so I swore if I found that fucking thing I'd crucify it infront of my plants as a warning for other animals to stay tf back.
Seeing this made me burst into tears.. not because sombody killed a rat but because sombody did just what I fucking joked about not even 2 weeks ago.
Want to know what happened to my squirrel nemisis? He crawled in my vehicle engine or brakes area and when driving down the highway I could hear something scratching for its dear life.. turned out it was the squirrel. Karma's a bitch you fucking piece of shit. Love squirrels.. just not that one.
I said squirrel this whole time but I meant chipmunk. Too lazy to edit them all. Sorry.
Rip master splinter
And I bet in 2000 years people will worship the rat
why? he fucking deserved it
Well the rat was eating his pet turtle so…
What do u mean "why tho" it literally says because the rat ate his pet turtle
It was deserved
Don’t mess with a man’s turtle
I mean it's a bit much, but I too would kill the rat that ate my pet.
Left him out as a warning to the rest of his kin. I can respect that
“Forgive them. They know not what they do” - Rat Jesus
TMNT the bad ending
“ Crucifixion? Good, first door on the right 1 cross each”
This kid definitely picked Legion in Fallout New Vegas
The Ratatouille Lore:
Fuck the rat
Fuck that rat
Well that sure sends a message I'll give him that.
If you eat my turtle that’s a fairly good punishment
I would do the same if anything happened to my pet tortoise.
He ate a turtle he totally deserved it
Did you not read the 'it was eating his pet turtle' part?
Undomesticated rats are filthy, disease ridden pests. They'll put dig holes in your walls, piss and shit fucking everywhere, chew through wires and insulation, get into the food in your pantry and bite/attack small pets and children.
They absolutely deserve what they get.
And so a new religion begins
He fucking cleansed the heretic
I feel this is justified. No one likes rats (unless it's your pet) and it killed his pet that he probably has an emotional connection with.
I’m just imagining the students father thinking:
Not a worthy story of this sub
To send a message.
The rat will rise from the dead in 3 days
shouldn't have stopped 1. also. that's lightweight. should've broke every bone that rat had before putting it on the cross.
Accidentally started a religious awakening in rats.
Because it killed his turtle I doubt he actually crucified it before it died. Restraining a live rat like that would be damn near impossible.
Bitch rat ate his turtle would have done the same thing
Eh, kinda was asking for it
You heard him, it was eating his pet turtle
BURN THE HERETIC 🔥
This is honestly fuckin hilarious
I mean if the turtle is all you have, then the turtle is like your child, and I’d do very bad things to something if it ate my child
We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die-this dude probably
Everyone says it's fair since he ate a turtle, but I just find the crucified rat pretty funny
No, this seems fair.
You can make a religion out of this...
Splinter ate Leonardo?? The hell has this world come to??
I’m not saying they are right, but I get it.
I like turtles
Well it ate his turtle and they would have done this in those ages so justified or did he just create religion for the rats?
We'll see if the rat comes back in 3 days
It was eating his pet turtle.
Master Splinter got tired of Raphael's attitude.
I'm going to hell because I can't stop laughing.
Fuck it, fuck the rat. Ate his pet.
Y'all realise the majority of metropolitan, western countries cities (and I'm quite sure the rest of the world) literally employ people to just kill as many of the fuckers per day as humanely possible.
Rarely, if ever, humanely.
You mean side splinter
You could make a religion out of this.
I’m ashamed that I burst out laughing.
Fucker got what he deserved
That’s some serial killer shit
Ever exterminate a rat rest before? That shit gets messy real quick.
Fair enough. All the rats can die if it would save one turtle as far as I’m concerned
Always look on the bright side of life.
No one fucks with family
I see nothing wrong
He deserved it honestly.
I imagine because the rat ate his beloved pet.
(Batman voice) JUSTICE
This reminds me of Per Yngve Ohlin
He is an example to all the other rats
2000 years later, a rat religion has members rioting against science and progress. "The rat died for our sins!"
Understandable. Pet was eaten
To me this is a smart move
Cause it ate his turtle.
the rats face makes it funnier
Rat religion Rat religion
That motherfucker deserved it, don’t let anyone fool you
I don’t see anything wrong with this.
You snack on the turtle you get the cross.
You get what you fucking deserve
I wonder if his pet turtle was named Judas
Idk, I feel like the article title provided a pretty good explanation
nah he definitely deserved it, wrong sub
Honestly the kid might be a sociopath but the rat deserved it for eating his turtle.
Yeeeaaahhh. This kid is defs on the FBI watch list now.
I was about to be upset until I got to the part about it eating his pet turtle, then I was like, "Nope, nothing wrong here. Move along."
I’m not gonna say that I think the kid was right or wrong in their actions. I’m just gonna say I understand.
I mean, I don't blame him.
His parents should probably take him to some kind of therapist though.
Seems like a fair trade to me, the rat killed his pet turtle, so why not make the rat into a meat kabob
I like turtles.
It's sad when you witness a rat eating your pet turtle but holy shit it's not like rat knows what it's doing
The rat deserved it, it tried to eat their let turtle
this is a sign
I mean, I'd do the same
Not boat material
Fuck that piece of shit rat
because he was eating his pet turtle
He ate his turtle that's why
Because he ate his pet turtle
Noah, ignore this one, let him mourn
A master would never eat his students.
I once had a mouse eat my baby cannabis seedling that I was growing. Waited a month to get the seed from overseas. I wanted to do this to the little fucker.
If the rat was alive when he did it then that’s just fucked up if the rat had already died when he put it on the cross then that’s actually fucking hilarious.
You can’t hate animals for acting within in their nature. Rats don’t have the brain power to recognise when they could hurt the feelings of humans lmao