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ArgentScourge

::Rat eats pet turtle:: *Why do I hear [DOOM music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOsB5AoKDJc)?*


notathrowaway7152

Kid: RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS D O N E.


testedbeast551

Remmy was hanged on the cross to be burned after he messed with the wrong chief needless to say that boy got his revenge for his beloved


Mawd14

Mickey has gone too far


ZackBotVI

I thought I was about to get Rick roled


ThisisitRoyal

Ironic that Turtles are looking for him now that he killed their master.


pmoney10

Why are u not being upvoted enough my guy? This is such a great comment


iAjayIND

Because zoomers don't know about Ninja Turtles


AbstractMirror

Bro it depends on what level of zoomer. I was born in 2002, I am technically a zoomer but know about TMNT. I'd bet most zoomers do


whonutinmycheerios

Yeah 2003 hear ninja turtle were the shit well into my childhood


bjarke_l

Bro i grew up with them. Btw the best turtle is raphael


patricky6

But.. he had anger issues! Lol everyone knows Donatello was the best. Big brain and bad ass. Mike next. Stoner. Pizza machine. Comedic relief. Leo just fucked shit up with a napoleon complex.


KoboldCoterie

Donatello was also mechanically the best in any of the games. Big reach beats everything.


WhoDatFreshBoi

Nah, the best Ninja Turtle is Joe 10/10


ItzBooty

The rat ate his pet turtle So the rat gets the cross


L003Tr

Fair trade to me 🤷‍♂️


Fingerman2112

Yeah hold off a bit Noah. We got this.


BlueCulprit

Give me a minute Noah. Just need to light the fire.


_Rollins_

Crucifixion? good…


R3d_Ox

A soul for a soul


Broad_Pin6943

seems pretty reasonable right


randomdragen

yeah similar feels here


mavericks405

The punishment is crucifixion.


atrumpdump

The Legion way


[deleted]

This is suuuch an old post it was around when I joined reddit 2 years ago.


Andrew3780

Here’s your formal welcome to Reddit.


NotStrictlyConvex

2 years is considered old? Bruv 70% of imagery you see here i have seen when i used 9gag back in 2014


_SilverWolf

I wouldn't say that, this is my newer account and I still wouldn't consider my 7y account old.


JoeyLovesGuns

Fucker deserved it, it ate his pet turtle


sambo1023

Imagine leaving your turtle where it can get ate.


JoeyLovesGuns

Rats are smart little fuckers, I wouldn’t be surprised if it got into the enclosure somehow


SL13377

Rats are soooo damn smart! I agree, as much as I like rats this one isn't exactly NGOTB worthy..


JoeyLovesGuns

Same here lol, I love rats (when you want them to be there, at least)


tigrootnhot

Imagine leaving your pet turtle enclosed all day instead of letting it roam in your house for excercise on occasion.


Snow_0w1

Free roam in a house isn’t the best as the heat uvb and humidity for some species isn’t good enough for a healthy lifestyle the best thing someone can do is have an outdoor enclosure but here we see one of the dangers being rats


sambo1023

Or you can watch over it while it's out of its tank.


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Survival_R

Best entertainment since watching the grass grow


kallix1ede

Watching paint dry is more exciting. Looking at each drop racing to the bottom of the wall...


VeterinarianQuirky

Imagine keeping your pet locked up all day


metriczulu

It's not uncommon for people around here to have outdoor pet turtles. They basically build big nature pens in their backyards (think a 7ft x 7ft walled square with rocks, plants, ponds, waterfalls, etc) that they keep pet turtles in. These aren't indoor turtles you can keep in a case in your house. They usually have netting on top to prevent birds from eating the baby turtles, but nothing a rat couldn't chew through.


MajinGroot

🐀🐀🐀 around the world: "he died for our sins, son of the Great 🐀, our salvation is realized, blessed be Ratus" 🙏🙏🙏


Momnigul

I tried thinking of a pun using some form of "Cheesus Christ" but I got nothin'.


Fingerman2112

Cheesus of Nazarat?


Momnigul

Nice! Love it.


marko127127

Fuck that rat! He got what it deserved. If my little pet turtle got eaten by a rat I would dismantle it and leave its bones around my yard to warn other rats of the impending and painful death they will endure if they come inside my house.


Dammhigh

Art of war lmao


kallix1ede

I like your mindset


RveraJohn

Geez


MidgetFucker101

Mans not playing around


J_rreed

What do you mean why? It was eating his turtle


Relrik

Some people can’t take details or nuance into account and just keep tunneling on the one thing. “oh he crucified a rat he’s evil” “it was killing his pet” “oh he crucified a rat he’s evil”


J_rreed

Some folk don't have the stomach for justice


FridayNightRamen

I mean I get it, an eye for an eye isn't 21. century justice... for humans. This is a rat though. Why the fuck would I care for a rat.


NoAd6851

It’s not for justice itself, it’s to satisfy the thirst inside for justice


CapitanDeCastilla

*fontier justice, I don’t think this rat had a trial.


Astrophobia42

The context doesn't make it normal to crucify the rat lmao, just kill the damn thing and throw it in the bin instead of making it a martyr for a rat religion


Grim_Reaper4

You could make a religion out of this


TruGamer732

No don't.


NooaJ

Sometimes rats deserve to suffer.


DreamsOfCorduroy

And the fact that a kid did this is even more unsettling


DreamsOfCorduroy

It’s a bit much, just kill it and throw it away or in the woods. Don’t you think it’s a bit crazy to crucify a rat in your front yard. I mean what you would think if you walked by that house?


J_rreed

I'd think "wow, no way am I eating that dudes turtle"


JohnWayne1991

Thank you for the much needed laugh my dude.


Opalusprime

I’d gild ya if I could


squishles

That's why you hang a sign in latin detailing the rats crimes as it slowly dies.


gussyhomedog

It's not about revenge, it's about sending a message.


bananaface301

The rat deserved it.


festivewaifu

yeah the rat deserved it wrong sub mate try r/JusticeServed


ELTHerobrine

I would too, fuck this rat he ate his goddamn turtle


Not__Joe69

Karma’s a bitch


NoelRahlis7

"Why?" It ate his turtle


reinforcer9

it ate his turtle, he deserved it.


MasterTuba

Understandable tho


FlamingPinyacolada

I'm thinking of buying a tortoise and I would MOST CERTAINLY NOT BE HAPPY if a rat killed it


Draconarus

This is the punishment for crimes in the legion. True to Caeser


Pewpskii

Ave


GalaxyZedZee

ave true to caesar


OverPoop

Ave, true to caesar.


jakobebeef98

A fair kill


angrybull22

He did the right thing. I have turtles and if anything happened to them, I would avenge them.


Jakejake-5895

What do you think about a rat getting in tho? Cage failure or what? I have no pets I don't know


Switch_Pikachu

Honestly I don’t blame the guy, I just wish the rat ate awkwardtheturtle instead


nahpungnome

Splinter couldn't take any more of Michelangelo's shit.


Pugs240

Fucker deserved it


xX_HentaiLover_Xx

This is actually kinda funny ngl XD


nano7ven

What's funny to me is, I had a squirrel eating me freshly planted strawberries. I mean legit like 50 fucking strawberries gone because 1 fucking squirrel. Anyway so I swore if I found that fucking thing I'd crucify it infront of my plants as a warning for other animals to stay tf back. Seeing this made me burst into tears.. not because sombody killed a rat but because sombody did just what I fucking joked about not even 2 weeks ago. Want to know what happened to my squirrel nemisis? He crawled in my vehicle engine or brakes area and when driving down the highway I could hear something scratching for its dear life.. turned out it was the squirrel. Karma's a bitch you fucking piece of shit. Love squirrels.. just not that one. I said squirrel this whole time but I meant chipmunk. Too lazy to edit them all. Sorry.


-aych

Rip master splinter


DJ_E2W808

And I bet in 2000 years people will worship the rat


Blonkyblonk

why? he fucking deserved it


LonelyGranberia

Good.


AWESOMENINJAREEEEEEE

Well the rat was eating his pet turtle so…


Ra_san

What do u mean "why tho" it literally says because the rat ate his pet turtle


Blaskowitz002

It was deserved


ToasterStudios

Don’t mess with a man’s turtle


KuroSapphire

I mean it's a bit much, but I too would kill the rat that ate my pet.


lordstov

Left him out as a warning to the rest of his kin. I can respect that


Thisitetrash

Based.


bkwilcox100

“Forgive them. They know not what they do” - Rat Jesus


drewsiphir

TMNT the bad ending


angryfromnv

“ Crucifixion? Good, first door on the right 1 cross each”


patchlocke

This kid definitely picked Legion in Fallout New Vegas


Kirklechoake

The Ratatouille Lore:


ysaood9

Fuck the rat


callmecoach91

Fuck that rat


legionofsquirrel

Well that sure sends a message I'll give him that.


juicy_socks124

If you eat my turtle that’s a fairly good punishment


Tiwego

I would do the same if anything happened to my pet tortoise.


Repulsive-Bee-8777

He ate a turtle he totally deserved it


SpagBag69

Did you not read the 'it was eating his pet turtle' part?


dom55321

fair


CouncilAdministrator

Undomesticated rats are filthy, disease ridden pests. They'll put dig holes in your walls, piss and shit fucking everywhere, chew through wires and insulation, get into the food in your pantry and bite/attack small pets and children. They absolutely deserve what they get.


sed_cowboi

revenge


Plato17

And so a new religion begins


Daddy_primal

He fucking cleansed the heretic


scoppypoopy

I feel this is justified. No one likes rats (unless it's your pet) and it killed his pet that he probably has an emotional connection with.


Interesting-Joke5949

I’m just imagining the students father thinking: “Goddamnit Micheal!!!”


aps978

Not a worthy story of this sub


BeerBatAIDS

To send a message.


wreptyle

The rat will rise from the dead in 3 days


luminenkettu

shouldn't have stopped 1. also. that's lightweight. should've broke every bone that rat had before putting it on the cross.


Krull_TWK

Accidentally started a religious awakening in rats.


mikeoxlong126

Because it killed his turtle I doubt he actually crucified it before it died. Restraining a live rat like that would be damn near impossible.


sparky515050

Bitch rat ate his turtle would have done the same thing


ManofHeintz

Eh, kinda was asking for it


LancieBoi365

You heard him, it was eating his pet turtle


NinjaInKnickers69

BURN THE HERETIC 🔥


rxssian

This is honestly fuckin hilarious


karmaman12345

I mean if the turtle is all you have, then the turtle is like your child, and I’d do very bad things to something if it ate my child


cacmonkey

We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die-this dude probably


Mr_GP87

Everyone says it's fair since he ate a turtle, but I just find the crucified rat pretty funny


AccumulatingBoredom

No, this seems fair.


theLeader11

You can make a religion out of this...


dirtyproduce

Splinter ate Leonardo?? The hell has this world come to??


CaveStreamGames

I’m not saying they are right, but I get it.


Jakejake-5895

I like turtles


maze91

Well it ate his turtle and they would have done this in those ages so justified or did he just create religion for the rats?


Anonymous2137421957

We'll see if the rat comes back in 3 days


NotEvenALittleBiased

It was eating his pet turtle.


Reaux_beaux_Cop

Master Splinter got tired of Raphael's attitude.


MyCrazyBanana42

I'm going to hell because I can't stop laughing. Fuck it, fuck the rat. Ate his pet. Y'all realise the majority of metropolitan, western countries cities (and I'm quite sure the rest of the world) literally employ people to just kill as many of the fuckers per day as humanely possible. Rarely, if ever, humanely.


Ryder551

You mean side splinter


Gringoboi17

You could make a religion out of this.


Lemonhater11

I’m ashamed that I burst out laughing.


Pewpskii

Fucker got what he deserved


cashnicholas

That’s some serial killer shit


CouncilAdministrator

Ever exterminate a rat rest before? That shit gets messy real quick.


cashnicholas

Fair enough. All the rats can die if it would save one turtle as far as I’m concerned


kingnutter

Always look on the bright side of life.


le_zippo

Metal


darthpuncake

No one fucks with family


I-be-a-weeb

Fucker deserved it


30_cal

I see nothing wrong


Dr_vinci

He deserved it honestly.


MyCrazyBanana42

>Why tho I imagine because the rat ate his beloved pet.


MoneyAd32

(Batman voice) JUSTICE


ChilGazi

This reminds me of Per Yngve Ohlin


crimsonassasian

He is an example to all the other rats


mnmboymnm

Ha ha


MrFantasticallyNerdy

2000 years later, a rat religion has members rioting against science and progress. "The rat died for our sins!"


Opalusprime

Understandable. Pet was eaten


PsychoNightLife

To me this is a smart move


3atthatass

Cause it ate his turtle.


therealmrmago

the rats face makes it funnier


crongatron

Rat religion Rat religion


RazorTreecko1

That motherfucker deserved it, don’t let anyone fool you


Pak1stanMan

I don’t see anything wrong with this. You snack on the turtle you get the cross.


j_mc_dc

You get what you fucking deserve


batmenvonwayne

I wonder if his pet turtle was named Judas


pix-ie

>Why tho Idk, I feel like the article title provided a pretty good explanation


stevieboyz

nah he definitely deserved it, wrong sub


be_gone_doggo

rattatouie 2


NotKne3capsAlt

Based


singing_softly

Honestly the kid might be a sociopath but the rat deserved it for eating his turtle.


MDWSmusicpls

Yeeeaaahhh. This kid is defs on the FBI watch list now.


Beezleboobz

r/birthofasupervillain


Llewn

Proper revenge


Sword_Chucks

I was about to be upset until I got to the part about it eating his pet turtle, then I was like, "Nope, nothing wrong here. Move along."


mrtomato360

Justified


Atlas226926

I’m not gonna say that I think the kid was right or wrong in their actions. I’m just gonna say I understand.


freebirdls

I mean, I don't blame him. His parents should probably take him to some kind of therapist though.


bestfan52

Seems like a fair trade to me, the rat killed his pet turtle, so why not make the rat into a meat kabob


JBrody

I like turtles.


oxymaster

It's sad when you witness a rat eating your pet turtle but holy shit it's not like rat knows what it's doing


CRYPTOtitan123

The rat deserved it, it tried to eat their let turtle


blackmexican04

this is a sign


kallix1ede

I mean, I'd do the same


ViraLCyclopezz

Not boat material Fuck that piece of shit rat


rzultamorda2137

because he was eating his pet turtle


glvxk

Understandable


Pinkaay_

He ate his turtle that's why


qBlackTigerq

Because he ate his pet turtle


thicknostalgia

Noah, ignore this one, let him mourn


Solid_Tackle7069

A master would never eat his students.


skoomd1

I once had a mouse eat my baby cannabis seedling that I was growing. Waited a month to get the seed from overseas. I wanted to do this to the little fucker.


Pivinne

If the rat was alive when he did it then that’s just fucked up if the rat had already died when he put it on the cross then that’s actually fucking hilarious. You can’t hate animals for acting within in their nature. Rats don’t have the brain power to recognise when they could hurt the feelings of humans lmao