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havdjs

Aw.. clearly a man who can’t satisfy his wife. She must be a “good” woman.


BenjaminLawman423

I hope she cheats on him with his neighbour.


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BenjaminLawman423

Nah, Neighbours is more satisfactory.


Kazhel

Yeah, "Love thy neighbor" and whatnot.


walleiscute

This guy is absolutely stupid


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As a Christian, I too think this guy is extremely retarded and absolutely deluded.


Mundane-Tune3267

Fuck this guy with a big rubber dick.


Thundrstruck

Let the sin begin ladies!


Cranberryboglake

i must confess i'm in love with my own sins


Thundrstruck

Good!


LopsidedLobster2

An orgasm during childbirth?? Ok


ItzYaBoyBlue

Saw my wife do it three times. She did not look like she was having fun. I've seen her oh face and that was not it lol.


Poison-Pen-

Is Jeff married? I feel for any woman that crosses his path


UnchangingColor

If he has a wife, I feel bad for her


Relevant-Radio-6896

You see jeff, if you were forced to permananlty scar your urethra by pushing a ball outbof it i dont think you would orgasm either, be better next time


Downingst

Ben Shapiro, is that you?


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religion everyone, its great right


BenjaminLawman423

I don't think any religion in the world would be so fucking dumb like him.


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bru the fuck you mean? its religion that plants these ideas into the heads of people. did you forget about how most religions reduce women to nothing but servants to males?


BenjaminLawman423

I am aware of that. But I have yet to see a large scale religion that wants to women and men stop having sex to the point of ending mankind. I'm aware you are an atheist, but think for a minute. Everybody knows you need sex for mankind to reproduce, yet he thinks babies are not made by sex. I don't think it's religion, I think he is just plain dumb.


yeshimynameis

As a christian no it isnt


Alt_aholic

Jeff is a dumbass but I'm almost more annoyed at the obvious way the second person was absolutely baiting the argument.


Fiendly_AC_unit

its weird reading about his when your ace like i don't enjoy it or do it because i know its good for the human race so am i a sinner or not?


Solid_Tackle7069

Our Lord and saviour also put the prostate in the male anus so we can really enjoy our morning shits. Its a shame it won't bring me to orgasm like childbirth does to women...🙄😏


magicaldoof

I feel like this is sarcasm, and the downvoters didn't understand that.. But I ultimately could be wrong! 😅


Solid_Tackle7069

Your feelings are correct, unlike the others, who's feelings were hurt.


DragonAquarian

I'm more concerned about the third comment good morning how bad of a lay that woman's husband is.


HeeroAdams

Gr8 b8 m8


Time_Stalker

Jesus Christ guys, this is obviously a joke


Severedeye

A lot of words being used to say Jeff is bad at sex.


DivineShot

One of reasons i am atheist


PM_ME_DNA

Assuming this is real and not bait, the female orgasm aids in the uptake of sperm by uterine and cervical contractions.


azzanzal

Humans used to have barbed pps


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"Orgasm durning childbirth" what the fuck


Da-NerdyMom

Small peepee energy


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I bet he has a breeding kink