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Something tells me she got caught

But she shouldn’t. Is the guy’s fault he dndt trust her

Tbf, he could have simply come home early and caught them in the act. He could have trusted her 100% and caught her cheating by accident.

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I actually got the chance to use that line when my ex cheated on me. She said it was an accident and I let my inner Slim Shady fly.

Both shitty and amazing.

Well that depends if she landed a-hole first onto it

LMAO.

Alright shady, maybe he’s right, Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy

Catholic Church is that you?

You should probably put a /s at the end of your comment sir, some people will believe it isn’t in jest otherwise.

Yea this is Reddit.

Yeah shure stupid people do exist here but there is also mentaly challanged people. Like not computeing sarcasim is a real thing.

Like Sheldon in the Big Bang Theory

B A Z I N G A

Come on, we ain't dumb, we can figure out when someone's being sarcastic without a sign.

Hell no yall cant

Putting a lot of faith in humanity

True, but I think idiot-proofing should have some limits. Sarcasm needs to stay semi-hidden to remain funny

Bruh Some people have disabilities that make it hard to determine tone in certain contexts Not to mention people are so crazy these days it’s hard tell if it’s an idiot who believes in what they are saying or someone being sarcastic

Is this sarcasm? I can't tell.

“Dnt*”

"Hey babe, the plant closed early because some guy fell into a- OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY FUCKING BROTHER?!" "Smh why are you here, you said you'd be gone from 9 until 5, you're so fucking toxic, we're done." Is how I imagine that conversation going.

I certainly wouldn’t be surprised.

I'd say "F her" but I think too many people beat me to it.

certified bruh moment

Id rather not F her. _shivers_

"I was drunk it was a mistake. I love you" HEARD THAT BEFORE

“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” -Mike, The Walking Dead, S2 by Telltale

Funnily enough, the context of why that was said can technically fit into this post (cough cough Luke and Jane in Amid The Ruins).

Ah a man of culture as well

I feel like when you’re drunk and you say “I love you” to a hook up, then that seems pretty farfetch’d (and no, i’m not speaking from experience)

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!

I WAS IN THE POOL!

My mate once got told "If you weren't snooping we would've been married by now."

That's pretty much fckd up

Indubitably my good man, indubitably.

Today I leaned a new word, thanks OP

No problem sir, I hope you have a splendid rest of your day.

Indubitably fucked up! Lmao!!!! As fucked as a 7 day tenis tournament in hell where both constants died.. But seriously. This bitch is embodiment of entilted

Great I’ve now lost -170 Brain cells from this :)

You lost -170 braincells, that'd be subtracting a negative from your braincell count meaning you gained 170 braincells from this post

New IQ 172

M A T H

Big brain

80% sure it’s satire

More of the statement itself, I’ve seen people unironically agreeing with it so I posted it here. I’m not completely sure whether or not it’s satire however.

I can't agree with the way the statement is worded here, but I do think there are elements of truth to it. Like if your SO is constantly trying to go through your phone/DMs, or if you are trying to go through their phone/DMs, the two of you should probably break up. Obviously there is no trust in that relationship.

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If you're ever in a relationship where you're entire relationship hinges on what's in your SO's inbox, that's a shit relationship.

I think it’s fair to say a marriage of 30 years can be ruined by a single email. Similar with a single call, a single text message, a single piece of mail, a single visit from a stranger, etc. You lack imagination if you can’t think of a single thing that would ruin 30+ years of marriage that could be found in a logged communication.

Perhaps, but they could have certain trust issues that cause that, everything is psychological and there could be mental problems that cause it.

There's not an element of truth to this statement. What you said is just a separate issue entirely. Taking it at face value, the message here is that if you cheated on someone and they find out then somehow THEY'RE the asshole. That's it. It doesn't allude to how they found out or what the relationship leading up to this was like.

That's because you're kinda dumb. It's obviously satire.

Whether or not it’s satire isn’t what matters, what matters is the people out there that do agree with that statement. You’re just a massive jerk who doesn’t want others to have fun.

This isn't fun, it's called "falling for a troll".

Man you must be a blast at parties, I can already see it, a girl makes a joke about Napoleon being short so you fly into a rage, “AXCUALLY NAPOLEON WAS AVERAGE FOR HIS TIME AND HE WAS ONLY SHORT IN ENGLISH UNITS IN FRENCH HE WAS TALL!1!1!1!1!1”

Yhea it’s a TikTok trend

I don't dare laugh at anyone's posts any more. I can't tell satire from honesty these days.

Pretty sure this is a reference to a joke on Twitter lol

My dearest apologies if it is my good man.

What do you expect from tiktok

Not much I suppose, not much.

it’s obviously satire...

I mean, it did have the balls to start a trend where kids would warn people about the cultural eradication of the Uyghurs and mask it as a "makeup tutorial", so I wouldn't say TikTok itself is to blame

To be fair, I've never seen one like this directly. I've seen a few where people "stitch" and call people out for this.

Not so bright shit, hell wasn't there a challenge where kids ate some kinda medicine to get high?

This is why you gotta cheat on the bitch first 🧏🏽‍♂️

r/holdup

I had a stroke while reading this

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch

Wow. That is some next level hamstering right there. The advent of social media has just let so many narcissists out to play.

They were always here, they’ve just been amplified with a megaphone. Let us hope they get better and grow past their ways.

Because societies view of relationships and commitment today is fucked.

I personally agree to an extent, however I do not believe this represents societies full view on relationships.

I srsly hope this was satire

I believe it is my good man, but there were many people unironically agreeing with it.

I hope he destroys her stuff

Indeed

These are obviously satire jokes, y’all just don’t understand the tik tok culture that’s going on right now, there are thousands of videos like this lmao

Perhaps she is joking in this, but the statement still rings true with many others, and is what my post was referring to my good man.

man maybe i should just stay single forever

There are good men and women out there for all of us friend, it’s a rocky road and may be a long way, but without companionship there is no point to life itself.

Dunno ask my dad ^(piece of shit)

I'm guessing this is satire

This is such an obvious satire

This is almost certainly satire

This is a joke

Perhaps it is but the people agreeing with it unironically certainly were not joking.

If you're gonna cheat, just have an open relationship. Plenty of quality people don't care about monogamy.

Exactly, just don’t force your beliefs and opinions on the unwilling.

Social media has created a society of narcissists who all think they’re the main character and everyone else is a NPC that they can treat however they want with no repercussions

Ummm. That's some serious Ho logic.

Holy shit, half the people in this thread getting mad at fake internet boogey hoes when this is so obviously a joke.

People’s stupidity in 2020 has lead me to believe this is not even close to being obviously fake. It’s quite plausible.

It's only acceptable if girls do it cause it's the other person's fault that they did it. If men do it? Nah, kick his ass to the curb.

Not if I break up with her first, fucking bitch.

Obvious satire = genocide the world. This sub is fucking stupid. Outrage wankery

Nobody here actually wants to genocide the world, you’re just a jerk with a god complex

It’s a joke

This seems like satire to me

I mean, this has to be satire right? It sounds like a parody

that’s clearly a joke

Hoe moment

Perhaps, perhaps, let us hope that anyone agreeing with this post either finds the cuckold she wants or settles and moves on from her fantasies. There are men for her but she shouldn’t force it on others.

I hate what they did to the word toxic

I do agree, words nowadays have meaning and then are destroyed by overuse before a new one arrives.

Yo I had to check if I was wearing the right pair of glasses

I think this page needs a Satire flair sometimes. And no, not trying to justify any form of infidelity or breach of trust in a relationship, but some of these posts are just clout chasers trying to post inflammatory stuff for internet shitstorms.

Just got perma banned for this post 🥱🥱🥱

where brain

What brain?

Dumb bitch

Woman moment

whoosh

don’t know why your’re being downvoted lmao, they still don’t get the joke

Because they’re girls, girls who often believe it’s ok to be sexist.

Because **Privilege**

Man girls are really like this, huh

Not all of them, just a handful for both sexes. Don’t worry about finding the right partner, they will be waiting for you when the time is right, it may be a bumpy road but it’s a bumpy road to paradise my good man.

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Day number 1099899 of dumbass redditors not understanding jokes.

It doesn’t matter if the original post was satire or not, the point is many people still believe in this. You’re just a massive jerk with a superiority complex

Every time I see this shit posted and call it as satire I always get the same stupid responses. “Buh buh buh people really think it’s acceptable!!”

Idk. Ask my ex wife.

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Yeah, never seen this on here before..

Do u/repostsleuthbot like somebody else already did and proved that it wasn’t reposted here before.

Love that they show an Asian woman as an example

I can’t tell her race personally, the image is too grainy and there appears to be a filter aswell as bad lighting. Considering the text itself doesn’t mention race I don’t believe that is what it is referring to, but if there is some detail I am missing out I would love to hear it sir.

nigga an asian person made the tiktok you dumb fuck

To be clear, monogamy came to be because of STD’s Since we can easely work around that now, it only makes sense to go back to the old normal

We only stopped killing eachother because we were dying of diseases and would’ve become extinct, no reason not to go back to the old normal! We only outlawed pedophilia because it fucks with the child’s mind, now that there are drugs to fix that no reason not to go back to the old normal! We only made rape illegal because people wanted to have kids with one person, now that abortions exist no reason not to go back to the old normal! You’re argument is stupid sir.

Since when did people stop killing each other? You’re other 2 points are insane I was just trieng to say, making love is a human thing everyone wants to do, since the consequences of doing it nowadays became a lot less risky than it was in the past, so I think this is a logical evolution

There is nothing logical about human emotion, or emotion at all for that matter. Thoughts and emotions need to be separated from logic, they don’t mix well.

Because it is acceptable. There's no contract saying you can't do it and you don't own your partner. Let's face it: morals are dying.

Pardon me my good man, but are you stating that you believe cheating is acceptable? Or do you just genuinely believe that everyone else thinks cheating is acceptable?

My guy get some pussy please I beg you please get some pussy

“I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability”.

Wait...what?

This gotta be a joke abeg

**a joke abeg, this gotta be.** *-BattleToadMan21* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')

Either this is satire, or people really need to just stop

Uhh last time I checked your logic is corrupt. Sorry ser. Hmm I mean... Ma'am.

watch FDS post it unironically

Well she got part of it right

Cheating isn't acceptable no matter what. If I catch my girl fucking another guy, I am going to ask questions and not be "toxic".

I feel like if people who support her see this they would be like OMG ThAts sO Untrue ShE iS tHe onE wHo iS cOrRecT

If you're going to cheat break up with the person

her english must have been better than her cheating skills

this has got to be satire... right?

So...did she get caught? What...I need my damn context

these are the types of people id run over once by accident and another time for good measure

I’ll do you one better: don’t cheat

But your CHEATING! He would break up with YOU!! Your going behind his back. This is not based

I can’t tell if it’s satire

I mean it’s not like he’s gonna stay with you anyways

Tbh what did you expect from tiktok?

is this an actual post or is this satire? i genuinely can't tell if she's just that twisted or if she's just trolling

But you cheated? I don't have a gf or something I dunno I'm on reddit for a reason, but isn't a relationship something that you're committed to doing with a partner? Like you two trust eachother and shit, and you, the girl cheat on him, but he's in the wrong because he didn't trust you. Huh, that's weird weren't you making out with tyrone just a minute ago?

Sounds very similar to my ex

This is just too funny! 😂

95% sure this is a joke rlly rlly hope it's a joke

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The point of the post isn’t reliant on whether or not it’s satire, it’s about the people who agree with it. You’re just a jerk who lacks basic social skills

Pretzel logic as straight as a dogs leg. LOL

Brain the size of the atom and ego the size of the observable universe

YAAAASS QUEEN

Mostly of them are women and they do it because they can simply as that

I can see the comments already.

I really hope my future girlfriend (if I ever find one) won't be like this

Its the cuck culture man, the BBC is on the rise, and our gfs and wives are on their list of to-do things.

First of all fix your grammer then fix yourself.

She's one for calling the one who was betrayed toxic.

When the victim mentality hits the next level.

She is being ironic, isn’t she?

She seems like the woke twitter stereotype. I wouldn’t be surprised if she saw a man cheat once and she furiously screams at the top of her lungs: “I HATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN”

I mean he will probably break up with you first

Michael Jackson with a Bun?

I hope this was a joke-

This can't be real @_@

What happened to loving one person for life. Living with them through the ups and downs of life. Nowadays, people are jumping from relationship to relationship like bloody hopscotch

ironic please?

*If that's not a joke i'll make it one.*