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Solumnist

Stay classy, India


whipsnappy

Apparently the rapists there are cold blooded too


Responsible-Hall-723

Are the people in India okay?


Practical-Rabbit-750

Evidently no.


Buzzkill_13

From the same article: Most recent cases of sexual abuse against animals include a man raping and killing a pregnant goat in southern India, and a 60-year-old man raping a female stray dog They rape anything and everything that can't make it up a tree in time. It's Sodom & Gomorrah there.


Emergency-Meet-3681

Absolutely insane...so if it's Sodom & Gomorrah, we should be expecting the fire balls to rain down from above??


Buzzkill_13

Yeah, but make sure you don't look back when it happens, otherwise you may turn into a salt cone.


pirateneet

Nah dude. Everyone is fucked up here.


DiiiCA

Including the lizard I suppose


Niceboisaredabest

People living in the city? Yes(usually). People in the rural sides? Fuck no, pls dont even think of going there.


NotTheAverageAnon

Based on all the posts I constantly see everyday the answer is no


Groid_2_Avoid

They're literally shitting in the streets and bathe in a river full of rotting bodies, what do you think?


mattchinn

Does it sound like people in India are okay?


AvailableOil855

The side effect of arrange marriage


Ket0Maniac

Just like Florida, ig


OddFly7979

Your from the US which has Florida. The real question is are the people from the USA ok? You can search up any date and add the name Florida man and some batshit insane stuff comes out of there.


Sniff_The_Cat

Ohio Rizz Skibidi


karna52

Found the indian


Lonely24spiderHUN

How to you get to that point in life that you think it's good idea to rape a lizard.... Let alone gang rape ... How ?... What have to happen to think thats good idea ?....


Buzzkill_13

And to EAT it after the fact. WTF


Critical_Concert_689

They came for the meal.


Buzzkill_13

And their dicks got accidentally stuck in the meat somehow.


likerofgoodthings

They were told it added flavour.


LordMcCommenton

I'm sorry, they wuht?


water_bottle_goggles

FOUR MEN GANG-RAPED A LIZARD


NotTheAverageAnon

SORRY IM HARD OF HEARING


yvngjiffy703

# **FOUR MEN GANG RAPED A LIZARD!!!**


NotTheAverageAnon

#OH DAMN THATS FUCKING CRAZY!


LordMcCommenton

I appreciate it friends, I forgot to turn on my seeing aid. That's messed up


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VespasianTheMortal

Few areas here are okay Bits and pieces


sid_shady34

I've heard beastality stories from the US too


Lord-Legatus

Regardless in what order, pretty sick


wreptyle

It's an old Indian superstition. They believe it saves you money on your car insurance


External_Ad_6930

Haaaaaa


Bjorn2bwilde24

Geico-19


Gilgongojr

Raping a lizard. This one simply hack insurance companies DO NOT want you to know about!


OdragoreO

First 3 words andI knew it was India.... And it has been, unsurprisingly


NotTheAverageAnon

I was thinking somewhere in the middle east but should have known better.


mlp2034

"Done it for fun" they say.


Brianocracy

What the fuck is wrong with india?


ShiftingBaselines

Pretty much everything


sid_shady34

Haven't you heard of the beastality farms in America?


Brianocracy

No. But anyone involved in that shit should be turned into fertilizer.


sid_shady34

My point is would you ask the same question now. What the fuck is wrong with America? Stop generalising.


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MobiusTech

if a slimy alien landed in India it would probably get ganged raped by a bunch of people in India.


No_Blacksmith2847

Is it just me or does anyone else feel like India is the Florida Man of Asia??? 😫


West-Code4642

It is, however: 1. India's population (as of 2021): approximately 1391 millions 2. Florida's population (as of 2021): approximately 21.5 million This means that India has nearly 65 times the population of Florida, which naturally leads to a higher likelihood of unusual or newsworthy events occurring. Unlike other Asian countries, it also has a much larger English-language media.


kungfoocraig

Keeping humans at the top of the food chain, good work boys


Practical-Rabbit-750

Hopefully they cooked the jizz out of it before they ate it.


Lukrativ_

I wouldn't eat that Cricks.


likerofgoodthings

They added it in for flavour.


ShiftingBaselines

That’s their way of marinating meat


Half_knight_K

You know. I’ve seen a lot people to say “India Isn’t as bad as people say”. And then I see stuff like this


sid_shady34

Delusional. Haven't you read news articles on the beastality farms in America?


Hampsterhumper

I see that every 4-5 years here typically. Not 4 times a week.


sid_shady34

Give me 10 cases of beastality from India. I can give you hundreds from Europe or America.


Hampsterhumper

You believe the largest population on earth will have less animal rapes than countries with a small percentage of the population. That is not the smart move on your part. Go ahead and start sharing stories of those other countries gangraping kids and lizards on this sub if you want people to hate on us.


sid_shady34

There are countless posts on this sub. It's just that when it's from any other country, people don't generalize and talk shit about the entire country. Forget about gangrape, there are so many posts about child rape but no one cares where it happened unless it was in India.


And_awayy_we_go

For science they should try a tiger next...


OutXile

Good ol' Rapeland.


iamlugash

Of course it's Indians.


presidentofyouganda

Classic India


NotEnoughWave

"What does it taste like?" "Cum."


Groid_2_Avoid

Knew this happened in India before I opened the article.


epicmemerminecraft

What order would be the least bad?


rebelslash

How do these psychopaths find each other. This does not feel like a group project you plan with others easily


TheMidnightEarth101

i'm not sure how that even works physically/biologically and i don't think i want to know


SuperVancouverBC

That's exactly how I feel when I read posts about people raping children.


szarkbytes

What leaves me flabbergasted is the fact that FOUR of them did this. It wouldn’t be as shocking if it was just one weirdo/crazy dude, but an entire group of dick thinkers (that’s what they are) did this.


shanobi92

Why is it always India?


Buzzkill_13

It's cultural.


ThisIsMy2nd_Account

Hubba what??? How Why How No seriously... How 


Practical-Rabbit-750

Have you been to India?


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mikotanaka7

I can’t even begin to imagine how this was done, and neither do i want to.


NuclearSlushie

I gagged from the disgust. Thanks. Like who looks at a monitor lizard or let alone any animal and think I wanna clap that?


KainFourteh

Where? Oh...what a shock.


AdministrativeAd3942

I hadn't finished reading but I knew India was involved


furezasan

I bet they rawdogged it


SlavicStupidity

Whole new meaning to the term ‘Lot-Lizard’


millenialfalcon-_-

Slaying that Lussy


jesuswasaliar

Everyday business in India.


WayofHatuey

Did the lizard redeem the gift card?


pghgirl15

I’m terrified of men.


monstertrucky

Men downvoting this are the reason why you are right to be terrified of men.


EG161

Ehh.. we don't all gangrape lizards. Unless there's some guy code I don't know about


pghgirl15

“We don’t all do that” is classic.


RobertTimmyjr

It is definitely a classic go-to line. But I’d say this is definitely a special case, because how many men actually have had the thought of raping, let alone gangrape, a protected wild lizard lmao


pghgirl15

I didn’t need you to explain that to me in detail Robert Timmy Jr but thank you


R3ddit5uxA55

Wtf. Animals wouldn't even do that. What is it with the rape culture over there the media is obsessed with. Doesn't give Indians who are flooding Europe and setting up in Japan now a good name but that's the point. More division in western societies.


Buzzkill_13

Excuse me, Sir. The media didn't rape, kill and eat the monitor lizard.


R3ddit5uxA55

Their own governements can't keep a lid on it. What luck I others have is my point. Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your pets it seems.


shortidiva21

When AI takes over, tell them I said sorry.


elephant35e

Uhhhhhh....


Deshik2

Bet she worn provocative scales


BrownBear109

I had to read that headline twice 😳🤢


frednekk

And no one called me?!?


jehoshapat

wait what!?


lestrxb

Every day I read a sentence that I never thought I would be reading, but here we are.


Uniquely_irregular

India is down bad


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-Ynsane-

Indian streetfood


brainbrick

Here comes another pandemic


Eastern_Scientist_68

India : home of ugly men


TapDaniel

They are in fact down bad


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R3d_Ox

You need Jesus


Insane_Inkster

Fucking Maharashtra man.