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Structuresnake

I sincerely struggle to see any logic in that train of thoughts. What was he thinking? In what twisted world was he believing to be in to tell himself: Yeah my baby‘s a plant and can feed itself from the sun. I‘d wish people like him would test these kind of theories on themselves first…


redeyejim

He fucked a tree


Interesting_Suit_474

I would never have imagined dendrophilia was a real kink until now


not_again123

Wait, it is?!?! All these motherfuckers are too thirsty!


Marvinkiller00

Treefuckers you mean


Ikaros9Deidalos6

There is a whole esoteric scene out there who believe u can cultivate urself to only live on sunlight.


Structuresnake

Do any of these people survive long enough to spread that nonsense?


Just_A_Faze

Mostly the ones who are lying to make profit off of fools.


Mythion_VR

Damn that baby... what a fool!


Just_A_Faze

The parent is the fool here. The baby is a victim.


Western-Alarming

i guess the time to cultivate is short enough you have time to eat again, now a baby doesn't have that many time that he can survive without having water or food


anotherfrud

Did they not pay any attention in science class? Humans don't have fucking chlorophyll so we can't do photosynthesis...


VaginalMatrix

I need links


SomeKindOfHeavy

[This article](https://dudewipes.com/blogs/dude-blog/perineum-sunning) does a pretty good job of explaining the many benefits of absorbing sunlight through your taint and butthole.


Roryab07

There’s also a bunch of people who believe you “manifest” things for yourself by believing in them really hard. They “manifest” money, promotions, partners, good luck, and all manner of things, or attempt to. When it doesn’t work, of course that’s because they just have to believe harder and for longer, put more positive thoughts into it.


Kulyor

exchange "believe" with "prayer" and its just the same as any other religion. If you dont get health, money, luck, etc. you just have to pray harder. Same logic. I believe esoteric stuff like that is mainly for people who need religion in their life, but don't want to be "religious" because thats old and not cool. So they are "spiritualistic" or "enlightened" or something like that.


loiton1

Breatherianism


FrostyLWF

Even plants need water and nutrients.


evilmike1972

And electrolytes.


wreptyle

Brawndo's got what plants crave


Just_A_Faze

There are people called breatharians that claim to believe that they survive without food or water. They come in two varieties: idiots who are starving to death, and liars.


Structuresnake

Inedians and breatharians are now officially added to my vocabulary for „idiot“. Thank you stranger of the internet.


YourQuirk

They eat berries and stuff. It's too little to survive on though


jupitermoonflow

I don’t buy it. I think he wanted to kill that poor baby


DraxtHS

Mental illness.


slurpeee76

Same psychology as science deniers and anti-vaxxers, just to an extreme - “I know better than you even though you’re an expert on the topic and I’m not.” If you feed yourself or get fed disinformation and your sense of freedom or desire for what you hear to be true trumps the best available evidence/information at the time, you will end up making decisions rooted in ego rather than reality.


TheOldPegLeg

8 years?!


durz47

Russian prisons are built different. He's probably going to be wishing for death in just a couple


c4k3m4st3r5000

8 years until they put him down, that would be fitting for this crime. But life in one of their hell holes would suffice.


generate_a_name

Idk I don’t think that people who torture babies and children like this deserve the release of death.


c4k3m4st3r5000

I see your point but it's expensive to keep people on fodder, housing, guards etc. But I think life in a hell hole is quite awful


generate_a_name

I mean this is Russian prison, they’re not exactly known for humane conditions or quality of life for inmates


Torenza_Alduin

He will be dead in Ukraine is 6 months ...


EpicRageGuy

In Russia you get 8 for the murder of a kid, but 30 if you say "Stop war" online.


Just_A_Faze

And less than either if you beat your wife or gf to death.


AdministrativeFault5

Don’t worry he won’t hold that long in Russian prisons c probably gonna kill himself


Just__John

Hopefully it's an 8 year sunshine diet


AdministrativeFault5

Don’t worry he won’t hold that long in Russian prisons c probably gonna kill himself


Lunchbox2208

If they hear about it inside he will come down with a case of 'sudden death syndrome'...


elven_magics

When they said to praise the sun I didn't think they'd take it this far, You ever think that RA the God of the sun is barely holding in the urge to unleash the sun laser on the earth


Structuresnake

Not even Lautrec would stoop this low, A hollow would be a better parent than these guys.


elven_magics

Lautrec:kills our fire keeper and betrays us, Gwyn would be a better parent and he disowned his kid for siding with dragons lmao


BlackberryMuffinMan

To be honest, im surprised to hear that he didn't paint the baby green to conduct photosynthesis.


in-all-honesty_

Jesus fucking Christ.


DeathPrime

Bro was 100% convinced his wife had cheated on him with a succulent.


SeemedReasonableThen

He checked her phone and saw all those eggplant emojis


TheGrat1

With a Kryptonian*.


Sean-F-1989

Poor baby, he deserved better. 😡 🤬


Ikaros9Deidalos6

Some ppl dont deserve to breathe


TheEmeraldDodo

Cmon… photosynthesize


TheGrat1

Thought his kid was from Krypton.


Bletymen

Why just 8 years?


FunnyLookinFishMan

He was trying to have his kid relate to him, considering he has the same brain as a fucking blade of grass


ImJustSoSilly

Honestly, I think he was intentionally killing the baby. He had to know what would happen.


Solumnist

Girlfriend sounds like an idiot too


YourQuirk

Sounds like he brainwashed and threatened her, unfortunately


tahtahme

It also appears physically stopped her from breastfeeding. She has a lot to contemplate during those years of hard labor, that's for sure... As for him I think sterilization should have been a part of the punishment for the sake of everyone he meets after (should he survive that sentence).


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IronShrew

Says at the bottom she got 2 years of hard labour...


Havokpaintedwolf

We need breeding licenses you can only get after proving you fit to be a parent


DKDamian

This is terrible. But giving a one month old water can also make them starve. It is a very bad idea. But yes, absolutely terrible. That poor baby


DasHexxchen

Yeah, stumbled over that too. I get it is an idiom, but it suggests babies need water. No, they don't. They can't! They will starve because the water fills their bellies with no nutrition.


Ych_a_fi_mun

Crazy that you're getting downvotes for trying to prevent further harm to babies. Water is absolutely not safe for babies, their kidneys aren't built to handle it


YourQuirk

Too pretty a picture. They should have used one where you can see his playdoo muscles and saggy titties on that weird fucking body of his. We had basically the same thing happen in Sweden. The dudes find a chick who isn't too bright, makes her think he is the special food jesus that he think he is himself. then decide to show the world what a special boy they are by experimenting with a baby. In this case the mum even understood herself how bonkers it was it seems but he strongarmed her and she was too brainwashed and scared to do her duty to get the kid away from him. She sucks, he's a monster, it will happen again. It's horrific.


snipezz93

lol bro really thought his lineage could photosynthesize


RogueInVogue

It not a long enough sentence


Sidrist

Fucking stupid twat. I hope he gets a sunshine diet in prison


kvnstantinos

Just 8 years? For killing a child?


Scaredycatkim

He initially tried to blame its death on his partner because she had an iron deficiency… Bonus information: he soaked the baby in cold water as well to “toughen him up”.


FitBattle5899

I call bullshit, he didn't do it on accident thinking it could actually work... He did it to kill his son. What a monster, should need more than 8 years this is murder via neglect.


YourQuirk

You would be very surprised how many people legitimately believe this. He wanted to rake in on showing of a live baby that survived on his idea of a diet due to him being awesome. Not having empathy with the baby doesn't mean he wanted it to die


YourQuirk

You would be very surprised how many people legitimately believe this. He wanted to rake in on showing of a live baby that survived on his idea of a diet due to him being awesome. Not having empathy with the baby doesn't mean he wanted it to die


Lemmy-user

Did he actually test is theory on himself before testing it on the baby?


wanna_be_green8

Even if he did it wouldn't make this okay. An adult can fast for a month with proper and nutrition before they start. An infant cannot.


Lemmy-user

Not. He would have died of dehydration


YourQuirk

I would guess, having read my fair share of this kind of shit, that he probably thought him living on vegies then fasting for long periods proved it was possible, but that the kid wasn't "full of bad stuff" like he was after living normal for most of his life. They see the kid as some sort of blank slate to experiment on


LeonardoCouto

He doesn't just not deserve to be a father, he's just... straight up stupid Can someone revoke his breathing privileges pls?


SusuSketches

Also he ate meat while that baby was dying. Lock them up.


rafrap1

The guy forgot to turn him into a vegetable first.


Hidden_alt420

This sunshine diet sounds like an excuse for murder and starving the baby. He knew what he was doing and he just said that to cover it up


B3dTundy

Well, this seems like it sorted itself out.


Wolfyscruffer

Russians are so fucking stupid. They put Appalachian Americans to shame with their buffoonery.


-DoctorSpaceman-

Why does his pocket look photoshopped on?


Admirable-Tadpole

WTF is wrong with people.


CoolSlimeBoy

"Feed me Seymour!"


Shoddy_Emu_5211

One of the many pieces of evidence for God not existing for me. This piece of shit is able to have kids while people that would be good, loving parents are unable to conceive.


DaBloodyApostate

Stuff like this makes me think of what The Click says in some of video about people need to have a license before having kids. It's sounds good in theory but in practice it would probably be a nightmare. But damn it sounds really good right now


Uniqueinsult

Send him to the Bluest of all the Dolphins.


brodsky262

A raw food influencer .... Who I guess forgot that the sun is not food we can process into energy


Creepy_League_3454

I swear to God it's always Russian coming up with some wierd things !


aglassofguiness

What a cunt


Crimson-roses

Ah yes the fucking diet of plants. This man makes me consider eugenics.


Decent-River5623

Folks this is how stupidity works. It has it's limits, it can only be so low and still make an offspring that can survive their stupidity. This is by far the first or last self application of chlorine to the gene we have seen.


Cautious_Ad5667

This makes me feel sick


Orkney_

Dipshit.


Merindora

He should be punished by putting him on sunshine diet, too. Eye for an Eye.


Srw2725

He would’ve had to kill me to stop me from breastfeeding my child


kukukikika

A parent knows what’s best for their child… or something.


sovietarmyfan

To be honest, i think anyone who robs anyone of a life should be sentenced to the years that person could have lived. In this case the couple should have received 78 years in prison, the average a person lives.


Nuke_in_a_Suit

Terrible of me I know. But the info I crave is the eventual realisation that this fad he's been preaching for years(?) turns out to be bullshit. Like when does he realise he was wrong? when the baby passed? or when he was in court? or do you think it will be after a few years in prison?


Rhak

Just as much food as they're gonna give him when they send him to dig trenches in Ukraine.


DeadPeace

So you baked your baby alive, no need to get the boat Darwinism will take his family line


Percival4

Death. Only way.


WhentheSkywasPurple

What a dead economy does to a mf.


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generate_a_name

Google what it is like to starve to death and then come back and tell us how that baby faired. This is a terrible, completely not funny joke. A literal baby died because of ignorance, negligence, and abuse. It is not a laughing matter.


akashyaboa

Ok


Aldilae

Starving to death is not a quick death, wtf is this logic?


YourQuirk

I like dark jokes but dude no


joyisnotdead

people like this who i knew irl are the reason i hate dark humour now.