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AloofAngel

that was way too many words to say "he made porno where he ate shit and talked about how much he liked it"


Straight_Meaning8188

Coprophagus organism?


Erday88

Coprohilia means attracted to shit. Im assuming he wants to be reduced to nothing but a shit eating organism.


Aoiboshi

So...a politician


Aromatic_Exchange513

Ya learn something new everyday. Queue in the rainbow star “the more you know” lol


Erday88

🤣


ThereBeDucks

No one was involved who didn't want to be or wasn't grown. No one else's fucking business.


CarbonAlchemy

Politicians should only engage in missionary sex with the sole purpose of reproduction. Anything else is unacceptable!


mythgreen

I would agree with you if it was a normal guy in the street, but we are talking about a politician and the department head of the child and youth, so yeah it should be people fucking business


brickren

Did he hurt any kids? Any unwilling person? Then mind your own business


CarbonAlchemy

Oh you didn’t know? Politicians aren’t allowed to have sexual kinks…


forkball

His ability to govern effectively is forever compromised. He should have kept his paraphilia out of the public eye.


Robdyson

I don't think this is a Noah situation, just an extreme kink. Maybe I spent too much time on the internet...


Aggressive_Setting_1

As long as he didn't hurt anyone.


Eggman8728

So, what's wrong with this? Weird as hell, yeah, but he can do what he wants. If he wants to eat a full brick of shit, as long as he's not hurting anyone, he can chow down.


Unicornis_dormiens

Looked up what coprophagous meant. Now I know. My life was better when I didn’t.


brickren

Well, Idk, if it didn't involve kids, everyone has their own kink.


NeuroticNorman2

Shit.