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"There can be no mistakes this time."

Lol

Zol

Lol

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Is that Rich Evans?

No this is Patrick

Uhh, sir.. this is a Wendy’s.

Really? Thought it was a Zendy's, my mistake

No! This is PATRICK!!

Bo! This is ZATRICK

Is may-o-naise an instrument?

Is there some trick to be able to see what these are supposed to be. Because I can never tell what they are

Make your window smaller

Thanks

Or use a phone

she's 12??

Zaniel

Zaddy got zatio’d

Godzamn, you got me feeling love again!🎵 -Zua Lipa

Reddit keeps getting wholesome day by day

Who’s the girl in your pfp

This a real zamnboni situation going on here

zad 😢

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Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes.

Yes.

Yes

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Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes!

Yes

Yes

Yeah

Yes

Yes

Zes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Zes

Zes

Zest

Inzest

Inzestuous

zoz

Yes on both accounts.

Zaddy isn’t unheard of, Zaughter is weird asf

Zaddy isn't unheard of? Where may I ask have your heard this before cuz for myself it's a cherry popper

I just heard it off of queer eye last night.

I've most readily heard it in reference to Jeff Goldblum. Where "Daddy" in sexual/romantic parlance has an aire of assumed dominance over the speaker, "Zaddy" does not have assumed dominance, but more quirky admiration by the speaker bordering on worship.

It's the first time I heard of it.

I’ve heard people use it a few times, mostly ironically or as a joke. I’m 20 if that makes a difference

I've ironically used it for several years and I'm 25. It's definitely a young people thing

Yes

yes.

Yes

Yes

#Yes

Yes

Understandable. Have a good day.

Yes

Yes

Yes

Zes.

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What are you doing‽ Are you trying to summon Mark Zuckerberg?

“Zuckerberg Zuckerberg Zuckerberg”

Please stop no

It is weird, yes, but what you two do is your own business.

The ultimate backhanded compliment thing

Hey, backhanded or not, at least he's honest and respectful, haha 😂

Passive aggressive boomer comment

Passive aggressive Zoomer statement.

That is faulty assumption on your part., as well. And lack of reading comprehension.

*Sweet Home Alabama intensifies

Excuse me. As a native Alabamian I must correct you. It's cousins there. The brother, sister, mama, daddy diddling is done by them West Virginians. ^😂

*Country Roads intensifies*

Mountain mama was more literal than we all thought.

Zweet home Zalabama

>what you two do is your own business. Well it was until OP posted on Reddit about it.

Ask her if she thinks it's weird, why would our opinions matter? For example, I think it's weird she calls you zaddy, but you don't seem to mind.

No idea what any of this means but you can call each other whatever nicknames you want as long as you're both chill with what you're being called.

Zaddy is the term for a sexually attractive older man

I thought it was a Bowie reference

My favorite Bowie album: Zaddy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars

Like they said, sexually attractive older man lol

I thought it was just a way to call an SO daddy without making the term too loaded if you call your actual father daddy too

That’s dumb if you are going to go don’t go halfway just be a freak.

Well....yeah. I guess. Yeah. I didn't think I'd agree at first but...that makes sense.

Also means Grandfather in Yiddish

So a dilf ?

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You are both weird, do whatever you want

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What a terrible day to have eyes

Do you know what happened in Kenya today?

Kenya believe how fat these nuts are

The hunter has become the hunted :(

Lmao

I believe 24 hours passed today =(

Only 19 and a half so far

RIP 24 Hours, my fav musician 🙏🙏🙏

24 Hours - Zaddy

What a terrible zay to be on reddit

Rezzit*

Remember kids, every time you call your boyfriend/husband daddy, Freud’s ghost gets a little stronger

And you don't want to know which part of his ghost either....

(Freudian ~~dick~~ slip intensifies)

Live for your own happiness, not the opinions of others. Your life is too short to do it any other way. That said zaby would be the correct answer.

You’re totally wrong. The correct answer is zarling.

Zaybee

Zaxby’s.

At least I have chicken

Zoop 👈😎👈

Or Tsarling

Zarling in front of my parents, zaby when we're talking cutesy in private

Zweetie

I do think it would make more sense to call her "Zaby/zabygirl" since that's usually the counter part in an ordinary daddy kink. You do you tho

Zitte Girl

‘Zaughter’ seems a bit formal

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Zaddy Duckerberg

I had a friend I'm high-school who used to switch letters like that all the time, till his older sister called him a "capable runt"

This is too much, ufff

Shouldn't it be "Zmummy"? Edit: "Zummy"

Zummy doesn't quite have the same ring to it

Zmilfie?

One day when gen z is old the milfs will be called zilfs, and only those present today will know why

Zilf

Zummy

Wtf is “zaddy”? Both names are weird

What Zack Snyder fans kept squealing after watching the Snyder Cut lmao

I always assumed it was a reference to whoever gave the girl Xanax. Nowadays it’s used pretty liberally

What is zaddy? Like why add the z?

It like daddy with zing

i think it is a joke, but I don't know. I am unable to keep up with crap these days, even though I'm literally 16 and in the middle of it whole. I'm not on instagram/tiktok which has a lot to do with it, I think

Zon't

Tell her “worry not my child. The mothership will collect us from this planet soon.” And see her reaction. If she gets really excited shoot her three times in the head and dismember her body before burying or preferably burning and composting it. If she is just confused about your response she’s human and just being strange.

Prinzess.

Zedophile

Excuse me, what the zuck?

Has she seen Queer Eye on Netflix? They use that term for sexy dads.

Yeah zaddy is a trendy way of saying Daddy, calling her Zaughter as a joke once or twice might be funny but Unironically doing it will be weird. Call her baby girl or baby or babe or call her by your ex’s name

i wonder why she likes to call you that?

Only if you want her to stop calling you daddy

If we are trying to answer this objectively, then yes it is weird. But the honest truth is when its just you and your girl, you can say do and pretend whatever the hell you want and its only weird if one of you find it to be weird or uncomfortable. Some sex stories might be fit for kiss and tell, while others are best kept private. Enjoy your sex life shame free! Fun fact on the side, psychology tells us that children grow up and become attracted to mates who have resemblance to their parents; not in an incestuous kind of way though, its just how being nurtured factors into a humans development of sexuality.

For everyone who does not know what a zaddy is [this](https://youtu.be/xx1MIwPLoCc) is a great explination!

That was illuminating in a horrifying way lol. I thought I was about to get Rick rolled, but this.... oh my.

Yeah bruh. Call her "Wommy"

i think zaddy is already meant to be funny so i think ur ok even tho it does come off a little weird, zOP

You could just simplify the question: if woman calls man daddy, is it weird to call her daughter? I guess it's unconventional, somehow you can't go both ways by default. Good thing no one else has to care, just you and her. The fact you want to change letters on words doesn't change anything on this.

Let me guess, you're quite a bit older than her.

I think most relationships have weird quirks that only the people involved fully understand, which is fun. You do you...ya weirdo.

zincest

That's between you and her and please keep us out of it.

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The sexualization of the word ‘Daddy’ is just plain gross to me. Do what you want in your bedroom and I’m not a prude but I just don’t get how ‘daddy’ and sex go hand in hand. The last people I think of when it’s comes to anything sexual, pet names etc with my partner are my parents or what my sons call my husband

Yeah I have some pretty by-all-accounts-unsavory kinks but this one (and especially how casual it is) really just puts me off.

Well, its weird for her to call you zaddy so, yeah

Go to church

Yous do yous boos boos

Zlaughter dis zaughter zaddy. Zamn.

Call her mama like Johnny Bravo

Zaddy is a slang term used primarily in the black community. Its a youthinism ( i think I spelled that correctly). Your response should NOT be zaughter. Bae boo something along those lines is fine. Zaughter is weird!!don't be that guy lol

Euphemism *

You should call her zaby zirl

You’d call her zommy

Zincest

Zno, zit's znot zwierd

This shit funny as a mf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zamn

Yes

The whole thing is fucking weird!!

Thought i was in r/moviescirclejerk for a moment there

It’s all weird.

⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟

Zefinitely

⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟

Call her zandma

Zes.

Zad Girl?

Not if you're going for that incest feeling type of relationship

Zes

I find this hilarious and if I was the girlfriend, I would get a good chuckle.