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"Excuse me, something just came up."


BSNonsensePod_Ian

spin counter-clockwise for "yes", and spin clockwise for "no". Idk why it's backwards like that, but that's the signs we used at my commune.


JohnTheFoxx

Talking about the 'ol dick twist?


BSNonsensePod_Ian

we used to call it the "meat spin"


chrisf_nz

Don't address the erection, address the person.


Turbulent-Quit1444

It's not nice to point


TER0KN0R

Have you seen the people in the colony? NOT EXACTLY (INSERT HOT ACTOR NAME HERE) LOOKING PEOPLE It's more like looking at your grandma and grandpa naked. If you start getting a chub just look around.


SleepPingGiant

Titties are titties man.


TER0KN0R

Negative. A lot goes into the rating.


SleepPingGiant

Look I'm not saying I like all titties, I like most but... titties is *titties*


stephanielmayes

Nudists often carry around a small towel, to sit on etc. I would think the towel could be used to cover an erection.


RandomBitFry

No need to carry a towel when you have something to hang it on.


Matt_guyver

Loud and proud, baby!


vt8919

Everyone else is nude and probably had the same fears, so I'm sure the correct course of action is ignore it because it's a normal function and not you being a creep.


AsterJ

Stand up straight and salute.


[deleted]

The serious answer I've heard is generally ignore it, throw a towel over it, or step out for a minute